and they did it at a wedding

How did you two originally connect?”

“I was in somebody’s wedding. She got married to a guy that got picked up for traffic tickets and they put him in the county jail. He couldn’t use the phone, but this guy, who I’ve been with, had phone privileges so he called my house to relay a message to this guys’ wife to stay with me. I had an extra room so I told him it was okay for her to stay. About 4-6 weeks later this guy calls back, foot breaker, and says that the entire 24 hours the guy that got picked up for traffic tickets was in jail he was talking about you. What a good mom you are, what a great person you are, good cook-“

“Did he even know you or-“

“No, this was just from talking to the guy that one day. So he called me and said I really want to meet you. I met him for coffee and have been with him ever since.”

“What was your first impression of him when you met him?”

“He was very nice. Big, strong, protector.”

“He made you feel safe at first?”

“I guess. He always played the role of ‘if anyone does anything to you or your kids I’ll kill em, I’ll kick their ass’. I thought we were protected and that that was all lip service. As time went on and I got more history I realized he was heavy duty gang, heavy duty killing, heavy duty 10 strikes. I don’t know how he keeps getting out. He’s a violent criminal.”

“At what point did he start being violent with you?”

“Probably after a year. It was a jealousy thing that I had friends. Not intimate friends, but I still had a lot of friends from my married life. Some are guys, some are girls, some are married couples. They’re my friends, but that wasn’t acceptable.”

“That’s a pretty unique way of connecting and starting a relationship with someone.”

“Yeah, the first time he got arrested when we were together I said, ‘I’ll see you when you get out’ and he said ‘whaddya mean, none of my other girlfriends have ever waited’. I said, ‘What do they do’ and he said ‘They go on to the next guy’ and I said, ‘That’s not what I do’.”

anonymous asked:

but Sweet Creature is such a loveable, pure, happy with tears, light, guitary, heart-melting song? like wtf? it deserves like 28 awards?

28 awards did you really just…on my daughter’s wedding day

anonymous asked:

For a while I was very hesitant to read LaF because I have worked in a bakery where we did large scale events like weddings, so I was afraid it would either a) get the details super wrong and ruin the suspension of disbelief or b) remind me of work and stress me out. I was so pleased when I did read it and neither of those things happened.


I’m so happy to hear that! I tried to research a bit, like I do for all my fics.
And also, anon, you should message me for… a future project I’m doing cause I’d love to have a professional opinion on that kinda thing because of reasons…

anonymous asked:

WTH did they cut out Jamie screaming Claire's name on the island and realizing she was really gone. Thought that was a mistake.

I’m guessing they’re going to use that in a later episode? Like maybe in 306 when they’re telling each other about their time apart? We didn’t see Claire doing surgery either so I’m thinking that scene will be used in a similar way?

Like you know how in the wedding Jamie’s telling Claire the story about his conditions and we just cut to seeing them actually happening rather than just watching Jamie tell the story? My guess is that they’re going to do something like that with them telling each other about parts of their time apart. (Which I’m totally here for not just to see the scenes and each other’s reactions to them, like Claire feeling for Jamie and Jamie being so proud of Claire, but also for the structural parallel to the wedding episode.)

Basically I don’t think those scenes would feature so prominently in all the promo if they weren’t actually going to be in the show.


Throughout the Entire Universe

Summary: Sheith fluff with Pance mentioned. just…. FLUFF


“Shiro, come one. We’re going to be late.”

Shiro groaned and buried his face in his pillow. How did Keith have energy with the lack of sleep they had? “Can’t we just skip this?”

“Only if you want to explain to Lance and Pidge why you skipped their wedding and then to Matt because you skipped your best friend’s little sister’s wedding. Oh, and let’s not forget about Hunk. He’d make you bad food for sure if you skip it.”

Fuck. He had forgotten about what today was. He groans again and sits up, glaring at Keith when he chuckles.

“Come on, Sleeping Beauty. You need to get dressed.” Keith hummed as he tied his tie.

“The only beauty here is you.” Shiro snarled back with a smile before getting up and moving to the closet. “Can’t believe they’re finally getting married.”

Keith scoffed and grinned. “Only took five years. Still can’t believe Lance cried when She said yes.”

Shiro laughed and shook his head at the memory of Lance going from one knee to two, crying and hugging Pidge tightly. She had seemed to have her own tears in her eyes but stubbornly refused to let them fall. “Be nice. You know he had been working up to it for at least six months.”

“True but still.” Keith walked to Shiro and smiled softly as he tied his tie for him. “Two years, huh.”

“It feels longer and yet… still as if it happened yesterday.” Shiro grabbed Keith’s hand and kissed the ring on it. “I wouldn’t want it any other way.”

Keith cupped Shiro’s face, kissing him lightly. “Throughout the entire universe.”

Shiro wrapped an arm around his waist, pulling him close and hummed, “Throughout the entire universe.”

ediscute15  asked:

So did Leo and Donnie and Ralph and Mikey get married, and did the kids play any role during the wedding?🙂

Leo: Yeah, I think a year later after the Shredder’s defeat we decided to get married. It wasn’t a big wedding but we had a big party with all our friends, including Bebop and Rocksteady.

Donnie: Well the kids were a little too young to have a role as ring bearer or flower girls. But it was so cute to dress them up!

lukin08  asked:

I may be biased but my favorite art of yours is the modern wedding you did this summer. And I can’t choose on the sketches but I really love all the couples cuddling ones

Thank you, Edin… for being patient with me to finish this giveaway prize. I am very happy that you liked it!
Disney couple bed cuddle series is one of my favourite, too. I am having a break from it at the moment, but I will definitely continue in future.

anonymous asked:

hi, in the ask abt persianisation during alexander you said to ask some further questions since the subjects may be confusing. so could you please tell me what the hell did alexander try to achive through the susa weddings?

“what the hell is alexander trying to achieve through the susa weddings” – ptolemy at the altar probably 

there’s a couple reasons. one, he was past due for marrying a persian wife – his current one was bactrian, and that wasn’t playing well. he himself married both stateira and parysatis, princesses of darius and i believe artaxerxes iii. but why didn’t he just… have a wedding for himself? basically, the best reason we can infer for susa is the same reasoning we can gather behind all his other persianization policies, which is that alexander did what he did because he didn’t want to be a greek king ruling in a foreign land, he wanted to be an achaemenid king of kings. he wanted this largely so that he might pacify the persian ruling class, who historically held a lot of power over court as a result of the satrapies, and whose approval and support he required to avoid, you know, insurgency. he also frankly wanted this because he, and/or his inner circle, were megalomaniacs. so

that’s, like, blanket reason. to give persian nobles legitimate husbands. there’s… a creepier reason, tho. some sources report that alexander wanted to make an army that was loyal only to him – a whole generation of boys who he would personally train and oversee, a unit that wasn’t just a combination of persian and macedonian men, but one that was combined in the most fundamental sense, in the dna. the macedonians had been really resistant to combined units, which was pissing off the persians and causing tensions – but how can they resist a combined unit when it’s their own sons, who are half macedonian and half persian? so it was, genuinely, a really heinous hitler youth kind of thing. personally, i think alexander hit a point where he sort of started…losing it. and this was one of those instances. it wasn’t ever going to work, but he convinced himself it could. 

so. that’s a very basic rundown on what is, like, a massive “what the fuck” of alexander’s career. second only to the gedrosian. tbh. which just really. even more than this, takes the cake 

Let It Be Me, Chapter 34

“I want to have the wedding!” he argued even though he wasn’t sure about that right now. John wasn’t sure of anything anymore. “I just don’t want to celebrate it in a castle with historical costumes and 100 guests! That’s too much, Liz. That’s not who I am!”

“Why didn’t you say so before?!”

“I did! You chose not to listen!”

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anonymous asked:

Okay so Jenelle.. I don't exactly recall how long she had to plan this wedding but Jesus Christ it looked like shit. Could mtv not help? Anyone? I hope her second wedding is classier than this shit..

It’s so weird because MTV usually pay for weddings they film - what did she do with the money!?

WOW what a lot to talk about with this episode, and the preview!

Don’t worry - I can almost guarantee you that the preview is a red herring -  after all, they did the same exact thing with the Wedding Squanchers.  If Evil Morty does NOT make an appearance, I would be greatly surprised - and also very frustrated.

Sometimes I feel like people who can’t write shouldn’t even try to do aesthetics/philosophy of art. Like, you’re just disqualifying yourself with every word. For example:

  • Why on earth would you think it’s a good idea to abbreviate the “film-as-philosophy” thesis as FAP?
  • “philosophy is much more monotheistically wedded to epistemic goals” than art? Mixed metaphor much? Did you mean “monogamously wedded”? That sounds pretty fucking stupid, too.
  • If you then have to go on to explain your stupid mixed metaphor (“That is, works of philosophy are more narrowly oriented toward epistemic values”), you probably shouldn’t have used it.

(File under: things I can’t post on Facebook because the writer might find them.)



All other husbands have to step up their game.

Because this is what Werepenguin just gave me. He saw the commission that the amazingly-sweet and wonderfully-talented @yliseryn did for me of Allura in my wedding dress, and this idea began to form in his mind.

And this? This isn’t just Allura in my wedding dress. It’s Shiro in Werepenguin’s suit & tie. That’s OUR cake with OUR cake topper. And then Louise, being the utter sweetheart she is, added the b&w images. And then Werepenguin asked her for color versions of THOSE.

And, on top of all of this, I now have a 20x30 METAL PRINT of that top image that I can hang in our home so everyone can see it. Because this is how happy the memory of our wedding day makes him, even 8 years out. (Well, almost 8 years; he gave this to me as an early anniversary present because he couldn’t stand to sit on it any longer.)

I cried when he gave it to me. I’m crying a bit now. I married the most wonderful man and he is absolutely the best thing in my life and if there’s anything that proves that it’s that I cannot come up with the words to describe how I feel.

@joshkeaton @thebestlaurenmontgomery @bext-k