and they can't be spell checked

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2. We were dancing but all of a sudden it’s a slow song and we’re standing here awkwardly staring at each other

This Winter Screw is going much better than the last.

For one thing, Bittle’s date isn’t throwing up on his shoes, which Jack understood happened last year. And right now Bittle appears to be dancing with his date, or something like it. Jack, having seen the way Bittle can dance at parties, knows he’s toning it way down. Even so, Bittle is fun to watch on the dance floor, how the light catches his hair and how his smile widens as he jerks his hips from side to side with a laugh. He just always looks like he’s having a great time.

It strikes Jack kind of funny that he’s decided this Screw is going well based entirely on how good of a time Bittle’s having. God knows it has nothing to do with himself and his own date. Camilla and Jack have a quiet understanding; she’s with her friends, he’s … here, watching his pal on the dance floor, with an already-drained clear plastic cup of water and strangely itchy fingers.

But Jack’s not the kind of guy who has an actively good time at these things – they’re okay, he’s okay. It’s guys like Bittle, who are capable of having amazing times or miserable ones, that Jack has to calibrate his experience by.

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anonymous asked:

OK but it's canon that the girl from the fanfic episode associated destiel subtext with sex. She said to Dean's face: you can't spell subtext without sex concerning destiel. That means the first thing that popped in Dean's mind was an image of him and Cas in a sexual situation. Dean canonically imagined he and Cas doing the do

What makes you think that Dean has only canonically had sexual thoughts about Cas in that scene? Have you actually looked at some of the moments Dean has looked at Cas?

Seriously look at him

Just look at him:

Let’s not forget the boner scene:

Or how he checks him out

Yoiu aren’t that subtle, Dean

And let’s not forget the look after Dean says: Not for nothing Cas, but last time someone looked at me like that… I got laid

As a multimuse, this is not a traditional permanent starter call bc I’ve got twelve muses, and I don’t think that every person who follows me wants to write with every single one of them (or who knows? Maybe you do???). 

But by liking to post you are giving me blanket permission to interact with you in the form of

  • Breaking the ask limit sending you memes
  • Tagging you in random starters
  • Sending you posts I think are #relevent to your interests/muse
  • Coming to plot with you
  • Coming to scream at you about our babies
  • Sharing headcanons
  • Generally coming to tell you about all the cool threads you wrote today that I’m enjoying reading
  • Liking your starter calls, even though I owe you ten memes and three thread replies.
  • Basically, you’re saying that you’re okay with me just spiling my deluge of crazy admiration on you and that you don’t mind me talking to and interacting with you bc as we have seen recently *broken laughter* I am just very quietly anxious about the fact that I can be Very Extra at times. (And like I know this is really not fair bc I have all the social guile of a potato and will almost never initiate contact w/ you unless I am v comfortable but it is because I don’t want to annoy you.) 
  • Just like this to comfort me about the fact that I feel I am really annoying but that you are very chill about it
  • If you don’t like this post, it doesn’t mean I won’t send you stuff ever - it just allows me to know that you are happy for me to send you stuff on a regular basis. 
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shallura week: day one: time/space

I FINISHED IT AND THE SUN IS STILL OUTSIDE I’M SATISFIED

Not the best work of art around, but not the most horrible either. I think it looks okay for a 1 hour thing (I guess???). I actually skteched this in a piece of paper at exacly 3:40am because I couldn’t sleep siohaoirhsf

now let’s struggle to keep up with the event!

absolutely listened to this song while drawing (go check it out, it’s amazing)

Doctor Strange... basically SPOILERS
  • Stephen: I am such an intelligent neurosurgeon, and Nick sucks... LOL, hey Christine, bet you wanna go out with me
  • Christine: No thanks
  • Stephen: Whatevs, I'm gonna drive about 120 k per hour, what's the worst that can happen xD?
  • __________
  • Stephen: Crap
  • Christine: Don't worry, I'm here for you
  • Stephen: Screw that, I wanna have my hands back
  • All the doctors: LOL you're not
  • Stephen: I'm so sad and desperate, what should I do? Oh I know! Take it all out with the only person that cares about me... LEAVE ME ALONE CHRISTINE, YOU ARE NOT IMPORTANT TO ME
  • Christine: Fine...
  • __________
  • Stephen: .....I think I screwed up
  • Pangborn: You should totally go to Karma Taj
  • Stephen: I literally just met you and this is crazy but...sure why not?
  • __________
  • Mordo: Don't say anything stupid
  • Stephen: Okay
  • The Ancient one: Hello Mr Strange
  • Stephen: It's "doctor" and this is stupid
  • Mordo: *facepalm*
  • Stephen: I can't do magic!
  • The Ancient one: I have an idea! I'm gonna leave you to freeze in Everest, let's see if you can return LMAO
  • Mordo: I'm starting to question your teaching techniques ._.
  • _________
  • Wong: Here are some books
  • Stephen: I think I'm gonna check out the forbidden one, Beyoncé
  • Wong: You are not funny
  • _________
  • Stephen: What's that necklace and this spell supposed to do? Meh what's the worst that can happen?
  • Mordo: OH MY GOSH STPHEN YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT!! STOP PLAYING WITH TIME
  • Wong: DIDN'T YOU READ THE WARNING?!?!
  • Stephen: PUT THE GOD DAMN WARNING FIRST!!
  • __________
  • Kaecilius: Hey there Mister...
  • Stephen: IT'S DOCTOR -.-
  • Kaecilius: Mister Doctor?
  • Stephen: -_________-
  • ____________
  • Kaecilius: Dormammu is life
  • Stephen: The ancient one is against him
  • Kaecilius: Dormammu is the answer
  • Stephen: WILL YOU STOP?
  • Kaecilius: Lol, I was just distracting you
  • *Stephen gets stabbed*
  • Stephen: CHRISTINE HELP ME WHILE I FIGHT IN MY SUPER ASTRAL FORM WITH A CRAZY DUDE THAT IS GETTING HIS ASS KICKED BY MY SUPER AWESOME NEW CAPE
  • Christine: WHAT?!
  • ___________
  • Mordo: Cool cape man
  • The Ancient One: You will be defend New York, Master Strange
  • Mordo: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?! I AM RIGHT HERE, I WAS HERE FIRST, WHAT THE HECK? I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FAVORITE ONE
  • Stephen: Heck no Ancinet one, I just killed a guy,AND FOR THE LAST TIME IT'S FREAKING DOCTOR STEPHEN STRANGE, plus you are evil too...
  • Mordo: Wait what?.....
  • __________
  • Stephen: CHRISTINE
  • Christine: Oh my gosh ._.
  • __________
  • Ancient one: I did do bad stuff but for a good reason
  • Stephen: Who am I to judge?
  • Mordo: KAECILIUS IS EVIL BECAUSE OF HER, EVERYTHING IS HER FAULT
  • Stephen: Listen we have to keep fighting, okay? Hong Kong is our last hope
  • ........
  • *Everything is destroyed*
  • Stephen: I think my motivational speech did take too long
  • Mordo: We are doomed
  • Stephen: Don't worry I'll sacrifice myself for eternity... DORMAMMU I've come to bargain
  • Dormammu: No, you die
  • Stephen: Nope
  • Dormammu: Yes
  • Stephen: No
  • Dormammu: Yes
  • Stephen: No
  • Dormammu: YES
  • Stephen: NO
  • Dormammu: Oh my gosh please stop, I'll destroy Kaecilius myself and not attack earth
  • Mordo: STEPHEN YOU BROKE THE RULES!!
  • Wong: You saved my lfe!! I'm gonna laugh at your jokes now :3
  • Stephen: Oh c'mon Mordo, I literally saved the planet
  • Mordo: BUT YOU BROKE THE RULES
  • Stephen: TO SAVE THE PLANET
  • Mordo: B*** I'm out

Whenever I see a spelling error or grammar mistake in texts meant for the public (ads, menus, etc.), I want to personally contact whoever’s responsible and kindly correct them and basically just educate them on how to use their own goddamn language

anonymous asked:

I can't spell the life of me, I have a very limited vocabulary and poor grammar. I wanted to be a writer. I tried to pick up a dictionary book but I don't know where to start because there are so many words. I was told to read books so I did, but it doesn't help me to write better or spell better but I understand what words mean, but can't remember how to spell it. What should I do?

Lewis Carrol, Agatha Christie, F. Scott Fitzgerald, George Bernard Shaw, Yeats are all authors who have been believed to suffer from dyslexia. Some people theorize that Shakespeare did. There is far more to writing than being able to spell, so long as you know the words. That’s what spell check is for. 

Alternatively, you can dictate work, speaking it aloud if that is easier than spelling it out.

Writing better stories isn’t about how you spell it, it’s about what tugs at the heartstrings and characters you can relate to and plots that excite you. I’m not saying dyslexia isn’t an obstacle, but vocab isn’t about spelling either. Dictionary’s are a boring way to learn. Watch films, listen to songs, listen to slam poetry or create scripts and podcasts of stories - there are a dozen ways to write other than the traditional way if you want them, and even the traditional way, as I said, built in spell check on a computer. So long as you know what you mean you can work on it after the story’s down. 

You write your story. After, you can get someone - or an app, with the way the world and technology is going - to help with the spelling. 

  • Me: Since this thing is covered in armor there's really only one thing I can do.
  • Me: I point at it and shout "HEAT METALLLL!!!"
  • DM: OH.
  • Me: Since it can't drop the armor or the weapons, it has disadvantage on attack rolls or ability checks UNTIL MY NEXT TUUUURN
  • Aaron: OOOOOH BARD COMIN' THRU WITH THE DEBUFF!!!!!
  • Me: oh fuck that's right I'm a bard. I don't shout it, I just whistle real sharp to cast the spell.
  • BeeDee: [WHISTLES LOUDLY INTO THE MIC]
  • Me: YEAHHHH

uhhh ok so A REALLY BIZARRE THING JUST HAPPENED

i made those neosona posts and it came to me that i don’t think i’d ever checked to see if there was a pet with my name (my name’s meghann, which is a pretty weird/uncommon spelling so i was just curious) bc it’d be pretty cool if it wasn’t taken so that i could literally create my neosona! 

so i checked, and aw 

ok well i guess i’m not surprised, but i thought i’d check her out and

SHE WAS IN THE POUND??? 

I WAS IN THE POUND 

SO I ADOPTED… ME 

how incredibly weird is that??? that’s bizarre, right??? i’m literally flabbergasted. i’m gonna transfer her to my main account for sure but WOW 

THAT’S ME 

anonymous asked:

Honey, youve made a big mistak mesing with me. U go run along to ur precious little promptlist, who btw is a spineless lil fucker who can't even fight her own battle, while I spell this out for you. I'M. STILL. WINNNING. So far you and your loser team of two have got a few reblogs big whoop, I'm pretty sure I have more blogs on my side last time I checked neither Demigod-imagines or queendohertyplayfair have piped up. Y'all know I'm right. Was that post supposed to scare me cos u ain't no savage

If you have eyes, you would see that I made a separate post saying that my middle name was savage but it was a joke. Clearly I am not savage. I guess you can’t tell when I am joking. I have talked to @demigod-imagines and they are on my side. Plus they have reblogged her post and showed her support. @queendohertyplayfair like the first ask you sent me so clearly they are on our side. They also reblogged the post and backed up @promptlists I don’t think I am a very scary person so no, the post was not supposed to scare you. Do you think I really care how many notes or reblogs I get on that? I don’t because that is just what you want. Maybe you are a good person but right now I don’t really care for you. I honestly don’t even care that you sent me this. You are just proving my point even more. What did @promptlists even do to you? You make it sound like she killed a man.