and these kids are what actual 'no makeup' selfies look like

Warframe but like in high school

Atlas: Senior. Workout buddies with Rhino. Has a rock collection. Surprisingly good at cooking.

Ash: Senior. Bros with Excalibur. Closet weeb. Thinks Banshee is attractive.

Banshee: Junior. Loves listening to dubstep. Headphones never come off…NEVER. Very quiet and shy.

Chroma: Senior. Has a large pet lizard that he feeds live chickens named “Draco”. Plays Dragonborn in Dungeons & Dragons. Has multiple dragon posters.

Excalibur: Senior. Plays Quarterback on the football team. Has high grades. Also closet weeb. Has a crush on Mag.

Ember: Junior. Has a thing for Valkyr. Throws lit firecrackers at people. Smokes weed.

Equinox: Freshmen. Creepy twins. Finish each other’s sentences. One wears black, the other wears white. ALWAYS together.

Frost: Junior. Has a thing for Ember. Is always wearing a hoodie because he’s cold…all the time.

Hydroid: Sophomore. Likes pirates of the Caribbean. Wears a pirate hat everywhere. Perverted. Tells terrible pirate related puns.

Inaros: Sophomore. Has a beetle collection. Timid. When threatened throws pocket sand. Nekros’ younger brother.

Ivara: Freshman. Loves Archery. Reads comics. Green Arrow and Hawkeye are favorite heroes. Pro Hanzo in Overwatch. Always falls asleep in class.

Limbo: Junior. Wears a Tux everywhere. Thinks he’s good with the ladies. Not very good with the ladies. Terrible at Math.

Loki: Sophomore. Ash’s younger brother. Plays pranks with Mirage. Has a criminal record for Vandalism and Public indecency. Also smokes weed.

Lotus: Principal. Knows everything about the students. Chooses to do nothing about it. Inexplicably always drinking coffee. Plays phone games during work hours.

Mag: Freshman. Trusted by Lotus to keep everyone in check. Never acts out. Straight A’s. Makes Nyx jealous because her boobs are bigger. Loves Astrology and Physics. Has science blog. Smallest in school

Mirage: Senior. Teases Loki with “Perverted acts”. Loves playing pranks. Blew up Principal’s bathroom and didn’t get caught. Rarely shows up for class. Likes to dress Mag up in outfits.

Mesa: Junior. Plays Overwatch with Ivara, mains McCree. Loves to tell you what time it is (you know damn well what I mean) Has a bunch of old Cowboy movies. Remembers every scene of Walker Texas Ranger.

Nyx: Senior. Small boobs, big brain. Everyone listens to her, Sorta the disciplinarian.

Nekros: Senior. Always wears all black. Never smiles. Childhood friendswith Saryn. Unaware that almost every girl and Limbo (excluding Nyx, Saryn, Ember, and Mirage) is afraid of him.

Nezha: Sophomore. Only Transgender in school, loves to tell everyone about it. Burned down the gym one time and didn’t get caught. Wrote his name in fire in the school courtyard.

Nidus: Junior. Owns every zombie movie ever. Likes to wear zombie makeup to school. Jumpscares Mag all of the time.

Nova: Freshman. Best at astrophysics…beats Mag actually. Has a weird thing for blowing shit up. Respected by Ember. Tutors Rhino and Valkyr.

Oberon: Junior. President of Nature club. Loves butterflies. Extremely dense but has an A in biology.

Octavia: Junior. Banshee and her are the female equivalent of bros for life. Made Banshee’s Spotify playlist. Makes her own mixtapes. Plays said mixtapes on morning announcements. Lotus would do something about it if she didn’t really like the music.

Rhino: Senior. Jacked! Pretty dumb. Great football player.

Saryn: Senior. Owns a Katana for God knows why. Pretty chill. Student Council president. Smokes weed and drinks. Developed feelings for Nekros. Created the dogmatic teaching of “Biggest boobs makes the rules”. Also not very liked by Nyx.

Stalker: Sophomore. Emo. Probably planning school shooting. Hates everyone but Nekros. Has a really creepy crush on Mirage.

Titania: Freshman. VP of nature club Huge crush on Oberon but will never say it. Even dressed up as a butterfly to get him to notice her only to be outshined by his butterfly costume.

Teshin: Gym teacher. Doesn’t give a fuck.

Trinity: Junior. Goody two shoes. Helps out the school nurse. Wants to be a doctor. Asked Volt to play Doctor. Volt thought she wanted to like practice medicine which they did…sorta.

Vauban: Senior. Engineer. In robotics. A’s in physics. Heard of sports at most. Always in charge of fixing everyone’s….everything. Lotus even bribed him to fix the computersin the lab rather than paying for an actual professional. Worked out in the end.

Volt: Junior. On track team. Listens to Sonic the hedgehog soundtrack while jogging. Crush on Saryn. Avoids Trinity actively.

Valkyr: Sophomore. Good at gym but not much else. Anger issues. Pummeled Hydroid to a pulp for looking at her butt too long. Rhino’s younger cousin.

Zephyr: Junior. Owns a pet hawk that creeps out everyone considering it follows her every command. Does parkour and hanglides.

Wukong: Freshman. Practices gymnastics. Practices martial arts with the Bo staff just to say he can. Showed up to practice drunk one time. Has a pet monkey named Pyjak that he puts sunglasses on and takes selfies with.

Clem & Darvo: College kids that hang out near the school. The suppliers of all of the contraband that goes around the school.

Amaryn (New Loka Lady): Vice Principal. Lotus’ advisory and all-around babysitter.

Cressa Tal (Steel Meridian Lady): English Teacher. Claims she hates men yet has a new boyfriend every few weeks. Every class is like a sad romance novel.

Arbiters of Hexis: Mean teachers I forgot to cover.

Ergo Glast (Perrin Sequence guy): Math Teacher. So boring he sometimes puts himself to sleep while he’s at the board teaching.

Red Veil dude: History Teacher. During class he makes random Conspiracy theories. Everyone thinks he’s crazy.

(Waiting for the Priestframe to get here)
  • Newsies Boyband AU!
  • Now first of all I would call them the Newsboys but like…that’s a real band that exists so idk what their name would be
  • But anyway! Boybands! Fun and cute and lots of wiggle room!
  • Crutchie
    • lead singer
    • beloved by his bandmates and by most fans but every once in awhile there’s that one fan
      • Idk I just think Charlie is overrated….he can’t sing that well, Jack has a nicer voice, and I think he only gets to sing lead because of his leg :/ I’m not ableist or anything, I just don’t like him
    • Mostly Crutchie ignores things like that but once in awhile he wonders if they’re true
  • Jack
    • lead guitar/harmonies
    • very much the Hot Onetm but people tend to overlook his talents
    • designed the logo and does all of the shirts and album covers but doesn’t make that public knowledge
    • the Crutchie Bashers usually use Jack as an excuse and Jack is having none of it he’s a master vague tweeter
      • I love all my bandmates and everyone is perfectly suited to what they do, from lights to vocals!
      • I feel like people forget Crutch and I have been best friends since fifth grade and I have videos like this cause if they didn’t they’d ask for more [video of Crutchie singing The Wizard and I at a middle school talent show]
    • he loves singing harmony, and only sings lead if somebody makes him. two songs in their repertoire include him on melody
  • Race
    • the drummer
    • (haha guess who still likes EYDW with all his heart?)
    • he’s the Wild Onetm but everyone adores him because he’s cute and funny
    • Racetrack Higgins Highlights:
      • “So I was like, fuck it-wait shit I can’t swear in interviews-fuck! Dammit, sorry, I-” “Race just stop talking”
      • he broke a snare during a concert once and put it on his head like a hat
      • pictures of him kissing everyone in the band, on crew, and even fans on the cheek but it’s because that’s what he does. In Italy. That’s how you greet people. and it just carried over
      • always wears a necklace with a shark tooth. gazes into the distance when asked where it was from and responds with, “I’ll never forget her.” Actually bought it Wings on a day off in North Carolina
      • changes hair colors every other week. fans go to two concerts in two days. first one he has bright red hair. next day it’s bright blue.
      • slowly acquiring more piercing until one day they’re all gone.
        • “Lmao you though those were real? I cried when I got a single ear piercing.”
      • then people think his tattoo is fake and it isn’t but it’s ridiculous. like literally the word “THOT” on the back of his neck. Spot dared him to.
    • so people love him even though he’s wild
  • Spot
    • designs sound for recordings and live shows
    • most fans only know him as the one goading Race on
    • but once in a while somebody recognizes him in the sound booth and is like “ahh, that’s who he is”
    • also secretly write lyrics sometimes but asks to be credited as “Sam Carlson” so his poetic writing doesn’t ruin his tough guy image
    • which makes people think of all these crazy theories as to who Sam Carlson is and why he writes songs randomly for the band
    • is the only reason Race hasn’t gotten lost on tour in a gas station
    • is the one who set up the Walkie Talkie system that keeps everyone organized
    • the star of Jack’s snapchat story half the time but never caught doing anything strange? people just know he’s awesome and says funny things
    • is the one who adopted the cat and resulted in him being named Asshole but it was an accident
  • Katherine and Sarah
    • managers and lighting designers
    • really cool and really gay
    • every time they’re doing a show around a Pride parade time or during Pride month there are rainbows and other flags everywhere
    • Sarah is also in charge of PR after the Incident of Race accidentally DMing a fan who’s username included Jack’s name something along the lines of “sup fuckface where are you everyone else is here and you’re the one who said he was bringing the good stuff”
      • by good stuff he’d simply meant the Purple Doritos but the fan didn’t know that and it took a while for people to let that go
    • People think Jack and Kat are dating for a long time because they’re always together
    • it literally took like fifty pictures of Kat and Saz kissing before people stopped denying how gay she was
  • Davey
    • plays bass but also violin and other related string instruments
    • sometimes sings a third part but not usually
    • people don’t give him much credit until there’s a new song
    • which starts out really slow and is only Jack singing and Davey playing cello but mid song it picks up and Dave changes instruments really fast like in the space of one beat to violin and goes really hard and the song tops the charts for weeks because it’s like crazy good
      • “yeah I’m a classically trained violinist, I just usually have more fun on bass” “…” “but i like that song a lot, most times I’m on violin it’s slow and boring”
    • that song is also when most of the Crutchie Bashing started because it was the first really popular one that featured Jack on melody since only Jack sang
  • Their shows are legendary for being good like the vocals the instrumentals everything is always good
  • they got their start in college where Crutchie got them into one of the theatres and it was just for fun
  • but Race, the wild one even in the very beginning, realized that they were actually really good and signed them up for some show like America’s Got Talent or something like that
  • and while they didn’t win overall, they did get enough attention to get a record deal
  • and then they just EXPLODED and became the new big thing
  • which kind of freaked all of them out a little bit because what has started as fun music with friends was suddenly paparazzi and crazy fans and people wanting to know “when is it what is it where is it how are you will you” about their songs
  • but they mostly acclimated pretty fast
    • Crutchie had the hardest time because while he’s friendly he’s also a but of an introvert and needs his privacy which was suddenly a lot harder to find
  • like most boybands, instantly there were Those Fans who shipped people
    • the most common one became Jack and Race because they seemed like the ones most likely to like each other
    • really though it was Spot and Race, who balanced each other out, and Jack and Crutchie, who’d been in love for years and only figure it out when people started trying to ship Jack and Race which made Crutchie really jealous, and the people who nobody knew as well like Specs and Romeo, Kat and Saz (at first they became better known later), etc
  • they get a really good rep with people because they’re always willing to take a selfie or like fanart as long as it isn’t creepy, or answer questions
  • Jack hosts monthly Q&A sessions on his snapchat and each time it’s somebody new
    • so like the first one is Crutchie, then Davey, then Race, then Katherine, then Sarah, the Romeo, etc
  • They don’t come out for a long time but one day they’re performing in a town where there’s this big news story about a gay kid getting harassed at school and they know the kid is there because it was the only positive thing they found on his twitter, so they all come out together like the entire band and crew
    • “So we’ve heard about some of the stuff that’s been going on here, and we want everyone to know that we don’t agree with it, at all. In fact, things like that effect us, too. I’m not the most eloquent speaker, but if you’re hurting today because of who you are, of how you’re born, know that you’ll always have support with us.”
    • And Jack kisses Crutchie in public for the first time which leads to Race stealing Crutchie’s mic and yelling something about “get up here asshat we can’t let him show us up!” and then suddenly every single couple involved in the band is on stage being proud of who they are
    • the kid who was getting bullied cried and then they invited him backstage and he cried more and it was really sweet and they stayed in touch
  • After that the Discoursetm is horrible around them for like, months
    • “reminder that Jack is dating Crutchie and shipping him with Race is not cool”
    • “reminder that we can ship whoever we want with whoever we want and it doesn’t cause harm”
    • “stop calling Jack bi when he’s gay, don’t erase his identity” (jack retweets it with the added caption “I’m bi as heck actually everyone is pretty and it’s not fair :)”
    • “they’re just faking it for attention!!!1!!1″
  • after a few years they announce it’s their last tour and people are like “oh no, what happened, did people start fighting?”
  • and their answer is “no but we’re like twenty eight now and honestly just want to get married and settle down”
    • except for Spot and Race who plan on going around the world in eighty days and then getting a dog and doing it again with the dog
    • or at least, that Race’s plan, Spot just honestly wants to stop moving around and settle down a bit, but maybe not get married yet
  • So the band breaks up and people are kinda sad but every time they’re all in one place, which is pretty often since they’re all best friends, somebody snapchat/instagram/twitter/youtube gets a new video of them messing around
  • Jack and Davey out out a solo album and it’s really good
  • Crutchie gets coerced into releasing a Christmas album and it’s funny
  • and Davey makes a Hanukkah album that’s him playing and singing traditional songs that he sang growing up and it’s gorgeous
  • Bonus: Red Carpet Tidbits
    • because I have a lot of feelings about Crutchie’s style
      • Crutchie gets known for never wearing a normal tux like it’s always custom done and never just black or navy
      • also his makeup is always On Point like crazy good and people are like “tell us your secrets” and he’s like “lol cvs and years of practice and makeup tutorials from YouTube”
  • Jack wears normal suites but there’s always a twist
    • the first was the time he actually just spilled paint on himself in the suit bc he’s an idiot but there wasn’t time for a new one so they ended up just going with it and it looked pretty okay
    • and after that he get’s suites from like Macy’s modified to look better on him and to add cool things
    • also his hat game is pretty terrific
    • he’s also a total hipster and people know it
  • Davey wears totally normal red carpet men’s attire but lets Crutchie do his makeup and look absolutely gorgeous
  • Race wears crazy stuff
    • like you know the Great Comet ensemble costume design? probably things like that. formal wear turned into punk style things and he pulls it off and lets Crutchie do his makeup too
  • the best picture of the band is from like, the Grammys or some award show like that where Crutchie is in a purple suit, Jack is wearing a beanie and a jackson pollock styled color splashed suit, dave is looking fine in a perfectly normal suit and SUPER Extra but good makeup, and Race is like barely clothed but still obviously supposed to be wearing a suit like thing and like a foot shorter than everyone
They Wanna Make Me Their Queen

( Prompt: princess diaries style “I grew up not knowing I was royal and suddenly my royal grandparent showed up out of nowhere and told me I was so now I guess I’m the heir to the throne and you’re my crush from my pre-royal days but I still have a crush on you” AU )

A/N: So. I’ve decided to make a Tom Holland/Spiderman fanzine, and if anyone is interested to contribute (and tell me how the heckie to go about doing it ), please PLEASE send me a message and we can work this out!! I actually want to send the fanzine to Tom Holland himself, but I also have no idea how to send it to him so PLEASE SEND HELP. 

WARNINGS: Underaged drinking, so I’ve put it under a read more!

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Think Outside the Lovesquare Day 4: Friendly Rivalry

Neither of them could remember exactly what Kim said. In fact, by this point, it didn’t really matter. He’d issued a challenge, and normally Chloe couldn’t possibly care less about Kim and his stupid dares, but this time, Alix had informed Chloe, with the most smug grin on her face, that this contest wasn’t for Chloe.

As if Chloe couldn’t do it.

As if Chloe couldn’t do anything she set her mind to.

Chloe remembered filing her nails and commenting, “If you can do it, I’m sure I could do it better.”

“That’s big talk.” Alix stepped closer, hands on her hips as she stared Chloe down. “I bet you’ll quit in a day.”

Chloe set the file down and glared up at her. “I bet I’ll be better than you in two weeks.”

“Fine. If you lose, you have to let Alya pick your outfits for a week.”

A flash of anger lit in her eyes, and Chloe sat up straighter. “And if you lose, you have to write a speech about how great I am for the whole class.”

“Fine.” Alix slammed her hands down on Chloe’s desk, but Chloe didn’t even flinch. “Daddy’s money can’t buy you talent, you know.”

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Friends to lovers!au: Doyoung

Masterlist

• sorry for my late post!!! I just got back to uni and its been an absolute hectic day

• but anyway at last doyoung’s here, the totally official mother of nct

• I may or may not have gotten inspiration from the confession on nct night night, aka the cutest fan of Jung jaehyun

• let’s go let’s gooo

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I wrote a fanfiction?

It’s Super cheesy? About a prom and a reveal? 1,424 words? I had fun writing it, maybe you’ll have fun reading it! It’s called Prom Night

Prom wasn’t scary, right? It’s just the most important school dance you could attend, especially when the love of your life was going too. Marinette kept trying to wiggle her way out if going, telling everyone a different excuse 

“I can’t dance and I don’t have a date!”

Alya scoffed and reminded her proms weren’t really for dancing and that she’d be her “date”.

“I just have too much school work”

Her parents weren’t having it, they told her it could wait for one night and that prom was an important part of high school.

“What if there’s an Akuma attack?!”

As compelling as this one was, Tiki had a retort. Like always.

“But Marinette, you’ve pressed pause on hundreds of things to fight and have still gotten back safely! You’re not really scared of an Akuma, you’re scared about going while Adrien is there aren’t you?”

Mari hid her head a little and groaned in response. Tiki’s cheery voice piped up again

“He’s not that scary you know, he’s a normal kid once you take him off that pedestal you have him on. He’s a model and his dad’s a designer, right? Maybe you could design your own dress to get his attention? It’s a masquerade too! You can talk to him like you do as Ladybug and it’ll be okay! Right?”

The idea wasn’t bad, Marinette thought, but if she made the dress too ladybug esque someone might figure her out. She considered the idea over and over again till her head hurt. It might could work.

At school the next day, Marinette asked Alya what she thought of her making her own prom dress and mask.

“Of course that’s a great idea!!!”

She beamed at the praises of her best friend for just a second before it came crashing back. Adrien must’ve heard in passing, or maybe he was actually eavesdropping. Mari and Alya were too freaked (each with their different reasons) to tell which. He approached the 2 and told them he could be of service

“That sounds really cool! My dads always tossing out fabric he doesn’t get around to using, if you want me to snag some for you?”

Her heart froze, had the love of her life just asked if he could help her? If he could steal from his dad for her?

“Uh, y-yeah? I mean if you wanttoyoudonthaveto-”

Alya stepped in and saved her by accepting and thanking him for her. Cheerfully, he said he’d drop by the bakery with it later and waved good bye. The girls had to take a long moment to piece together what actually happened because it had blanked in both of their minds.

“Girl he just offered to give you fabric! From your fave designer! How are you still standing?”

She wasn’t after it hit her too.

   After weeks of Adrien stopping by the bakery and occasionally using Chat Noir as a dressing dummy, the outfit was finished. Floor length, sultry red with black trim with intricate detailing and delicate calligraphy swirling its way up the sides. She was proud of herself and her dress. The fabric Adrien gave her looked beautiful. Under the top layer of red, her gown revealed a black lace slip and petticoat, making it puff into a true masquerade style. The mask was solid red with similar black details only covering the eyes, much like her ladybug mask does.

   The night before the infamous dance, an Akuma attacked the city. The fight was over quick enough, neither even needing to use their special powers. It’s like Hawkmoth hadn’t even tried with this one. Hopefully, if there’s another attack tomorrow night, it’ll be as easy as this one, Ladybug thought to herself. Lucky for the hero duo, the short battle meant longer time to talk in costume. They perched themselves on a rooftop outlooking the beautiful Paris skyline.

“I hope there’s no attack tomorrow night”

Chat mocked offense

“Why ever not my lady? You don’t want to see me?”

She scoffed at him and exaggerated her words

“Noo silly kitty. I have a prom to attend and I’d rather not have to spring into action in my pretty dress.”

He looked almost dumbfounded.

“Prom?”

“Yes? Ya know, a school dance?”

He shook off whatever had taken over him

“Well my lady, I too have a prom. I might not go though, I don’t have a date. No lady as purrrrfect as you has caught my eye”

Ladybug decided to ignore the pun for the sake of not tossing him off of the roof.

“I don’t have one either. I’m going with my best friend. Only going at all because I have an awesome dress, if I do say so myself”

The conversation went on about how neither had someone to dance with but they both decided to go anyway until the topic slowly moved to something else. Hours passed and finally, Tiki and Plagg got tired and beeped their warnings. Goodnights and goodbyes were exchanged before running off. All either could think of that night was if their partner may have gone to the same school. Of course, they knew some schools could have prom on the same Saturday but what if?

Alya came over early that morning, an astonishing noon, so the two could get ready together for the big night. After she finished freaking out over how gorgeous her dress turned out, Alya carefully took out the famous pigtails and curled Mari’s hair. They both squeezed into the small bathroom mirror and applied makeup to compliment their respective dresses.

After dozens of selfies taken together, they faced the dozens more from Mari’s mom. Her dad drove them to the venue the school had rented and tried to hide any tears that threatened to come out.

Entering the beautiful ballroom was almost jarring to the girls, but quickly being greeted by Nino made it much less overwhelming.

“Whoa, dude you guys look phenomenal!”

Alya was used to this from Nino but for Marinette, it was flattering and made her giddy. He looked behind his shoulder and scanned the room.

“Adrien!”

He shouted for the boy’s attention and motioned for him to come over. Marinette was panicking the whole time he strode over until genius struck. In his tux and solid black mask, he looked like a particular cat she knew she could talk to with ease. If she treated him more like she does Chat maybe she wouldn’t have such a horrible night? Giving it a try wouldn’t hurt any more than anything else right?

“Marinette you look great! Is that the fabric I snuck you?! You made it look so amazing!”

He didn’t even bother to greet the other two before flattering the poor, flustered, girl.

“It’s just a person, he’s just a kid, Chat says these things to you all the time and you never act this way” she frantically reminded herself.

She twirled a little and let the petticoat do its thing, the red layer slowly lifting as the black underneath showed through.

“Thanks! I really love how it turned out! And thanks a lot for getting me the fabric, I couldn’t have done this without it.”

Alya and Nino stood back watching the two talk.

“Am I hearing this right? Who is she? How is she not dead right now?” Alya whispered to her boyfriend.

Marinette and Adrien took to one of the secluded tables off to the side. Seeing him as Chat helped immensely with talking to him with no stuttering. The conversation flowed with ease, even topics reminding her of the ones she shared with her partner the night before. Slowly the lines between Adrien and Chat blurred as the night went on. The first slow dance of the night came towards the end.

“Adrikins!!” Chloe tried to grab his attention but by then, he was already standing and facing Marinette.

He bowed and offered his hand

“My lady?”

She gasped softly and took his hand. A deep red sprinkled her face as she said

“Chaton? Is it really you?” His grin was all the confirmation she needed to know he was. Chloe stormed away and grabbed Kim by the ear, dragging him away from Alix to dance. Marinette and Adrien shared a close dance, Mari cuddled close to his chest and his hands on her waist. He whispered, almost against her hair, so low even she could hardly hear

“I guess I did get to dance with a purrrfect girl”

Again, she decided to ignore his terrible puns.

How Do You Fake Feelings (when you know they're real): Miami Nights (2)

Fic Request: Stiles and Lydia fake dating but actually dating in the end

Rating: T

Genre: Romance, Fluff, Fake Dating!Stydia

Author: holybellamy

Part 4/?

Summary: Lydia meets Jackson at the supermarket, and he is back in town for his wedding. He invites her, and she doesn’t want to go there alone.

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anonymous asked:

neil is completely unable to have nice photos taken of him. they always turn up blurry or hes making a weird face or he looks like hes getting a drivers license photo taken

In which Nicky is convinced Neil is a vampire

(Excuse the format my laptop is on another continent so all I have I my phone)

-he knows, of course, that the shtick with vampires is that they can’t show up in photos at all, but the point still stands

-Neil’s like a reverse Barney Stinson

-what frustrates Nicky the most is that it’s not that Neil isn’t photogenic, I mean the kids hot, like really fucking hot, but you can never see it on camera

-there’s always dirt in the lens or the picture turns out blurry or Neil is just turning his head or they catch him mid-sneeze

-he just NEVER looks good in photos

-the issue doesn’t exist in video, so Nicky’s tried to cheat by taking a video and then taking a screenshot but. nope. his perfect frame has somehow been turned into a blurry mess

-it’s like a curse

-hence the vampire thing

-Nicky has tried time and again to get a good picture of Neil

-so much that the Foxes open a betting pool on which one of them could actually pull it off

-except nothing they try works

-Reneé’s and Allison’s makeup didn’t work

-Matt’s $3,000 portable photography studio equipment didn’t work

-and Dan was too afraid to use the blood incantation one of her sisters gave her bc she was kind of afraid of getting the pronunciation wrong and killing everyone

-(“IT SWITCHES FROM GERMAN TO RUSSIAN MID-SENTENCE. YOU WANNA TRY IT, GO AHEAD”)

-(also goat blood is rlly expensive for some reason)

-Kevin and Aaron had better things to do (in the case of Kevin, drink, in the case of Aaron, Katelyn)

-in short, it’s all a bust

-so Nicky’s last ditch attempt to make Neil look good in one singular photo amounted to dressing Neil in a tuxedo, put 3 pounds of Allison’s makeup on his face, and convince Andrew to hold Neil to the chair in a way that Andrew wouldn’t be in the frame

-the camera’s all set up on the stand, Neil looking right at it, the preview looking great, Nicky hits the button and

-the camera

-falls

-apart

-and I don’t mean something breaks off

-I mean the thing literally falls apart into a pile of individual pieces, like all the tiny screws and glue that held the camera together were removed when Nicky pressed the button

-and the foxes all LOSE IT because HOW the FUCK

-but while they’re all in a group looking over the remains of the camera (“that thing was so fucking expensive,” Matt weeps) Neil just snaps a selfie with them in the background

-and he’s uploading it to snapchat when Reneé looks over and sees the pic

-and it looks good? Great? It’s not blurry and you can see Neil like a normal human being?

-and suddenly it occurs to her that none of the foxes even knew Neil has a snapchat?

-so she looks at Neil

-and Neil looks back at Reneé

-and winks

-

-

-that motherfucker

-she says nothing of course

-but she doesn’t understand WHY

-why would he do this

-why would he sabotage all the photos people take of him

-but then Allison uploads a picture of Matt falling off his chair while taco shards fall everywhere, and suddenly it all makes sense

-how he does it, though, that’s still a mystery

-she should probably ask Dan’s sister about that blood incantation

neil & allison hcs for my fave @andrxwminvard

  • like literally every fox besides aaron, allison becomes pretty fond of neil his first year
  • it starts bc neil cannot keep his trap shut and allison admires him for it. like, this kid mouthed off to riko and lived to tell the tale. of course allison loves him he’s an inspiration for all
  • (as kind of a side note, allison will always be bitter about seth’s death bc it was riko’s fault, so anyone who stands up to riko is an icon in her book.)
  • when neil survives riko AND nathan, allison is ready to protect him with her life so let’s talk about their friendship

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Types of People at the Nagar Kirtan

The Vaisakhi season is nearing an end, and with it, many Sikhs all over the diapsora may have attended their local nagar kirtans. In case you haven’t though, here are some of the people the Nagar Kirtan features:

1. The Foodie: Forget the birth of the Khalsa, the agriculture new year, or the harvest, these people are here for one thing and one thing only, FOOD. One can find these species in their natural habitat, shovelling spoonfuls of chholai, chaat, and anything else you can think of beside the numerous tents that pop up overnight. Please also note the hoarder foodie, with stacks on stacks on stacks of pakorai, samosai, and pizza to take along for the road.

2. Mr. Entrepreneur: You know that whole “selfless” part of doing seva? Yeaaahhhh, this person didn’t get the memo. They greet you with their company slogan as they wear their company shirt and virtually everything, from the napkins to the cutlery, at their langar stall has stickers of their A1 First Class Super Duper Number 1 Chat Patt Dhamakedaar Sweet Shop Movie Rentals and Grandma Cardigans. Be prepared for product placement on steroids.

3. The Stroller Warriors: These people (not just women y'all) use their child’s mobile devise as a weapon of mass heel destruction to get you out of their way. Awweee, you’re wearing your new Punjabi juthi straight from that boutique in Patiala? Too bad, because the strolley gonn’ be all up on that shoe. These people have places to go, and they do not care if the back of your feet get bloodied up. Beware.

4. Punjab’s Next Top Model: Speaking of missed memos, this person has forgotten that a Nagar Kirtan is a mobile occassion with an entire parade route and everything. Yet, they insist to wear the highest heels, and the tightest tube-bottomed kameez/kurta. Makeup fit for a bride, parandi swag on point, Rayban shades in hand, she be lookin’ fierce! I’m actually slightly jealous (even as a guy) at how awesome she looks. Only problem is, she can’t walk more than 1/668997099 of the Nagar Kirtan route.

5. Marathon Nagar Kirtaner: In contrast to the one above, this person has taken the whole walking scenario too far. Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cuz they be pushing everyone out there. Their fast walking through the sangat, snaking around bibiyaan, breaking open the held hands of mothers and their children, and push away old uncles just to get ahead. Hint hint, THE NAGAR KIRTAN IS NOT A RACE. You are now walking in a line geopgraphically in front of a bunch of pushed and mangled people. Would you like a cookie?

6. The Rebels Without a Cause: We call ‘em Surrey Jacks in my neck of the woods. They’re decked up with their $986969.99 track suits, Gucci murses, rumaals barely covering their heads, and they all walk in a herd. Forget family fun time, these peeps be mean mugging every other jack that walks by. They stake their territory and they commence their litany of “yooooo,” “budddyyyyy,” and “youuuu that’s so clutch yoooo.” Not to mention, this area has now become Shaadi.com, minus the shaadi part, and minus the security of being behind a digital screen.

7. But First, Let Me Take A Selfie: Compleeeettteeellllyyyy guilty of this one myself. Yes, we are addicted to taking pictures of myself, and hey my dumalla was ON POINT that day. However, it can be a nuisance to those who are walking behind you, and you’re just giving the stroller warrior an excuse to massacre your feet. Move to the side of the road, then take selfies. 

8. EVIL BIBIYAAN: Last, but certainly not least, are our lovable, adorable, pushing machines. Are you standing in line for that bread pakora? Well now you’re being pushed straight into the karahi because the bibi needs to get her grub on. Want a moment of solitude with the King of Kings, as Guru Sahib’s float passes by? Nice try, bibi’s gotta get her parshaad on. Whether you be walking in the procession, waiting in line, or just plane standing on the sidewalk, the razor sharp elbows of the bibiyaan WILL pierce your sides. Do not be fooled by their “puths” and their innocent laughs, they know they pushed you and caused 50 people to fall on top of one another. She knows she just littered styrofoam all over the street instead of throwing it in the nearby garbage bag. She knows she just turned your kidney into a pâté with her elbow, but you know, she’s a cute short sweet looking bibi, so she can probably get away with murder if she wants to.

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In all seriousness though, I absolutely love Vaisakhi. However, there are people who ruin the experience of others in the sangat due to their own actions. Let’s please be considerate and keep the sanctity of this day in mind.

April is month that is like few others in the Sikh community. No matter what jathebandi you are, not matter if you’re amritdhari or not, no matter what your knowledge level of Sikhi is, the Vaisakhi season brings us all together under one Kesri Nishaan of our Dasam Pitaa Ji. Therefore, let’s all act like a family and watch out for one another. A very happy belated Vaisakhi and hope you have fun at your Nagar Kirtan if it has not happened yet.

This is just a parody and was not meant to hurt any sentiments. :)

#125 BOLD WHAT APPLIES TO YOU

You’re kind of a loner 
You are a Leo
You are a Taurus
You actually like the way you look usually 
You’re afraid to put your head underwater 
You almost drowned once 
You have an older brother 
Your brother is somewhat famous 
You have a cat 
You have a dog
You have a hamster 
You’re extremely shy 
You hate all sports 
You don’t have a best friend these days 
You drink soda at least once a day 
You’ve been in a relationship for 4+ years 
You’re in love 
You’ve kissed eight people in your lifetime 
You’ve had six boyfriends/girlfriends in your lifetime 
You watch a lot of shows on Netflix 
You only read fiction/fantasy books 
You’re addicted to the Sims 3 
You have at least two Sims expansions 
You also love music games like Rocksmith, Rock Band, and Singstar 
You actually enjoy playing games like WoW, LoL, and Final Fantasy Online 
You don’t live with your parents 
You love Johnny Depp 
You’ve never asked anyone out 
Everyone you’ve dated has been older than you
You can touch your nose with your tongue 
You can kick the back of your head 
Your favorite foods are Italian and Greek food 
You also love Indian food lately 
You’ve been to other countries 
You’ve been on another continent 
You have a very busy schedule all the time 
You rarely get to hangout with people 
You’re in a band 
You’ve hungout with bands before 
You love concerts 
You love alternative rock 
You also love electronic/dubstep 
You’ve been driving for at least a year 
You have your own car 
Your house is always messy 
You watch anime every now and then 
Your favorite TV show is Vampire Diaries 
You also love American Horror Story and The Walking Dead 
You’re in college 
You’re not a teenager anymore 
You are good at drawing 
You procrastinate a lot 
You’re afraid of throwing up 
You’ve never did anything self-destructive
Your biggest fear is death 
You’re not a picky eater at all 
You love food 
You love sleep 
You’re not really into partying 
You hate alcohol 
You rarely drink alcohol
You drink alcohol all the time
You dye your hair an unnatural color 
You have green eyes 
You wear makeup daily 
You absolutely love having new clothes 
You wear glasses occasionally 
You never wear contacts 
You had braces when you were younger 
You have been/are in a relationship with a Capricorn
You have been/are in a relationship with a Pisces
Your grades aren’t as good as you’d like them to be 
You are a music major 
You used to love myspace 
You now love facebook, and go on it everyday 
You also love Instagram and use that everyday 
You have a Tumblr 
You hate Twitter and find it pointless 
You’ve had all your wisdom teeth pulled 
Your parent has cancer 
You know someone who has cancer
Your other parent is bipolar 
Your parents are still together, but fight a lot 
You’ve moved across the country 
You live in the USA 
You live near the west coast 
You live near the east coast
You live in the midwest
You have a job 
You love your job
You hate your job
You’re a cashier/barista 
You work in retail
You’re a waiter/waitress
You’d like to find a new/better job 
You’re afraid to kiss your significant other in front of your parents 
You’re afraid to tell others that you have a significant other for reasons
You love Halloween and dressing up 
You take quite a few selfies 
You have nor piercings or tattoos 
You really want tattoos 
You want to get married in the next five years 
Your want to have kids in the next ten years 
You have no intention of wanting kids but wouldn’t mind company
Your consider your significant other’s family to be your family 
Your significant other can sometimes get on your nerves but you still like/love them anyway
Your significant other is someone who understands you
Your significant other is a smoker
You have a very slight accent 
You’re very pale 
You’re of Russian descent 
You are Jewish 
You’re a really good singer 
You play piano 
You play flute 
You can’t dance 
You’ve never slow danced 
Your high school prom sucked 
You’re really good at spelling 
You’re pretty bad at math 
You hate chemistry 
You’re pretty good with languages 
You can speak 3+ languages, but just one fluently 
You are pro-choice 
You want gay marriage legalized 
You’re straight 
You want marijuana legalized in all states 
You wish alcohol was illegal 
You wish you had bigger boobs 
You’re very petite 
You’re average
You’re overweight 
You rather not disclose what you are
You are 5’5” 
You weigh 105 pounds or less 
You live with your significant other 
You live in an apartment 
Your significant other makes much more money than you 
You believe in God 
You pray daily 
Your first kiss was terrible 
You smoke weed sometimes 
You’ve smoked hookah before 
You’ve never smoked a cigarette and don’t plan to 
You’ve never done any real drugs and don’t plan to 
You love romantic comedies 
You love musicals 
You’ve been in musicals 
You only have two living grandparents 
You also have a step-grandparent 
You have six first cousins 
You can never seem to find matching socks 
You love chocolate 
You try to be optomistic 
You get depressed sometimes 
You’re really self-conscious 
You’ve dated people before that you haven’t even liked 
You’ve had 2+ serious relationships 
You’ve had sex with two people in your lifetime 
Your hair won’t seem to grow anymore 
You straighten your hair too much 
Your nails are always shorter than you’d like 
You’ve been to both Disneyland and Disneyworld 
You’ve been to Universal Studios 
You’ve been to the Harry Potter World 
You never get super drunk 
You love wearing studs 
You love wearing lace 
You love wearing animal prints 
Your favorite colors are aqua, purple, and black 
You’re not a virgin

Sleepover

Matt (Pearl) x Jason (Violet)

Rated F for Fluff and A for Angst

“I never- I never went to a sleepover, you know? As a kid.”

“Wha’…?” Jason yawned and rolled over in his bed so that they were facing each other, “We have to get up in the morning, you know. Aren’t you always supposed to be sleepy? Especially after you ate all those pot brownies this afternoon.”

“Fuck, Chachki, enough with the ‘Pearl is tired’ jokes. I’m tired of that. Can’t I have this moment?”

“Sure, Lajanga.”

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James McVey Imagine: You Argue

REQUEST: Hey!! I was wondering if I could please have a JAMES MCVEY imagine? Can we have a fight about Harry styles (haha) then we make up after a few weeks? Thank you!! Love your blog! My names Deana xx

Hi! thankyou so much for your kind words. I love you too, I hope this imagine is okay! x

Tonight was the night I’d been preparing for for quite some time now. Since my boyfriend, James, was in a band, he was invited to quite a lot of their birthday parties. However, it was very rare for me to be invited, so when I got asked to go to Olly Murs’ Birthday Bash, I couldn’t turn the offer down. Obviously, with The Vamps and Olly being really good friends, all of the boys had been invited, and everyone was given the option to bring a plus one, to which James brought me along. I’d been preparing for the night since James told me around three weeks ago. Id planned my outfit, my hair, my makeup and if everything goes perfectly, I was hopefully going to look really pretty. Loosely curling my hair, putting on my black jumpsuit, heels and applying my red lipstick I puckered my lips in the mirror and puffed my hair up a little to give it some more volume. James walked into the bedroom looking for his tie when he spotted me.
“Wow, (Y/N) you look beautiful”
“Are you sure? It’s not too much is it?”
“No, not at all, you little stunner” He smiled, kissing me on the cheek.
I then watched him as he struggled to tie the black tie he was going to wear with his shirt.
“Come here you muppet” I laughed, putting the tie around his neck and making sure it was perfectly tied. We took some selfies, which James uploaded to Instagram, where he pretty much recalled his life in photos, and then made our way downstairs to where the party was being hosted. If you were wondering, we’d booked in a room for the night at the hotel where the party was being hosted. 

As soon as we went downstairs, we were Id’d and then straight into the party. It was amazing, I saw people I never thought I would ever see. after around 5 minutes, we were greeted by James’ bandmates, Brad, Tristan and Connor, who gave me hugs and told me how lovely I looked. 
“Hey (Y/N), have you seen who’s over there?” Brad smirked
As I looked over to the corner, there in the corner stood Harry Styles from One Direction. I was one of their biggest fans so it was a little overwhelming to say the least. I looked back at the boys in complete amazement as they laughed, but James got a little defensive, putting his arm around my waist and pulling me close as Harry saw Brad and waved. The party continued, Brad dragging me on the dance floor to dance with him. James soon joining and us all partying along as Brad wobbled around the dancefloor drunk, dancing and singing to anyone. James then left to go and get some drinks, leaving me with Tristan who’d then joined the dancing crew we had going. It was at this point that I started to feel a little light headed and excused myself from the dance floor going outside to take a breather. 

As I walked outside the hotel, taking a breath of fresh air and looking up at the starry night sky, I heard a familiar voice behind me.
“Hey are you okay?” they asked
Spinning around, there, stood right in front of me, asking me if I was okay was Mr Harry Styles.
“I…I…um…I…I wasn’t feeling too good so I just came out for some fresh air” I managed to blurt out
“Ah” He replied, smiling
“What’re you doing out here?”
“I’m just coming out to call a cab, we can’t stay in the hotel because the fans will find us, so we’re leaving pretty soon”
“That must suck”
“It does a bit, but hey, I love the job I do”
I shivered a little, crossing my arms to try and keep in my body heat
“Here take this” He smiled, putting his jacket around my shoulders to keep me warm. 
“So you’re with James then?” He asked
“Yeah, almost 2 years”
“He’s a good kid, I’ve met him a few times”
“He is” I smiled, thinking of the perfect boyfriend I had inside waiting for me.
Suddenly, the door behind me slammed shut and I saw James speed walking away. Something was going on. Bidding goodbye to Harry and handing him his jacket, I made my way back into the hall where James was nowhere to be seen. Running over to the table where Tristan was sat with the rest of the boys.
“Guys, where’s James?”
“He’s gone up to your room, he looked pissed, everything okay?”
“I sure hope so” I sighed, grabbing my bag
“Hey” Con smiled “James gets the wrong end of the stick all the time, don’t let him slip through your fingers, fight for the guy”
“I will”

Trodding up the stairs towards the room, I tried to open the door but it was locked. Knocking, there was no answer, so I knocked harder.
“James, I know you’re in there”
Silence.
“James, let me in, what’s the matter?”
“I thought you’d still be with Harry” he spat
“What? What do you mean still be with Harry?”
“I saw you sat outside with him, with his jacket over your shoulders. I don’t know how you can just cheat on me like that…”
“James just open the door…”
“And why should I?”
“Okay, if you want to be immature then fine. For your information, I was not cheating on you. I didn’t feel well, so I went outside for some air. It happened to be that Harry was outside calling a taxi to pick him up”
“So explain the jacket then”
“I was cold, he put his jacket over my shoulders, then I saw you speed walking off so I came back to look for you”
“Sure you did”
“James, open this fucking door. Unless you want me to stand out here and argue with you, showing you up in front of everyone”

Slowly, the door creaked open and I pushed my way in to find James sat on the bed with his head in his hands.
“James I…” I went to touch him but he moved away “Fine” I spat
Going into the bathroom, I looked at myself in the mirror. Why was he so stupid to be so deluded that I would actually cheat on him with Harry. No, hold on, I’d come here to enjoy this party as much as anyone. I was going back down and spending the rest of my night with the boys, if James wanted to be moody then he could ruin his own night. I let myself out of the bathroom and was about to open the bedroom door when a weak, faint voice stopped me.
“(Y/N)”
I turned around to see James looking at me, his eyes watering, bloodshot from the tears
“I’m sorry” He muttered
“Come here you daft bat” I said, going over to him as he enveloped me into a hug.
“Why would you ever think I’d cheat on you?”
“It’s Harry Styles. You looked so gorgeous tonight and I thought he was taking advantage of you, trying to take you away from me, and I knew you’d go for him, because I know no one would ever want a guy like me…”
“Let me stop you right there. Although you may not be perfect, you’re perfect for me. I would never, ever desert you, d'ya hear me?”
He looked into my eyes as I looked into his
“I love you” He smiled
“I love you too" 

Cheater Cheater Part 3 // L.H.

Rating: sfw (13+)

Synopsis: It’s now the next day and Y/n and Luke get paired up for a video. Although she tries to ignore him as much as possible, Luke is simply not having it, and decides to make his own plans. 

PART TWO


I WILL BE DOING A PART 4 ONLY IF REQUESTED!! ENJOY!


Your alarm went off the next morning and you had the worst pit at the bottom of your stomach. Ever since the meeting yesterday, you couldn’t even wrap your head around what had even happened. In less than an hour you’d reunited with your ex boyfriend (kinda) and found out you would have to be working with him again. You rubbed your face with a groan before getting up reluctantly. The boys would be meeting you at your studio fairly soon, so you began to get ready. After showering and doing your makeup, you dried your hair and put a light curl to it, going to your closet. Your eyes scanned through your options before you chose a sweater with the shoulders cut out as well as black jeans and boots. You grabbed your dance bag, phone and keys before you met Sierra and Jordan by the car sent out for you.

You greeted them unenthusiastically as the car drove off.

“Morning to you too” Jordan chuckled and you shot him a glare.

“This is your fault” you grumbled scrolling through your phone.

“y/n I’m sorry okay? Please just do this for me? This is my job too” he sighed as the car pulled in. You roll your eyes and got out, going to unlock the studio. You slid your bag on the floor and turned the lights on as you looked around the small room that has grown over the years filled with barres, mirrors and scattered shoes everywhere. Everyone got settled as you waited for the boys to arrive. Sierra got the camera set up for videos and you started looking through SGFG to see what you could mess around with choreography wise.

It wasn’t until the boys actually walked in that the reality of the current situation you were in actually hit you. Luke was here. With you. You’re going to have to talk to him. You took a deep breath as you walked over to greet them before you noticed a fifth person in the mist of the boys. Arzaylea?

“You had to be fucking kidding me right now.” You thought.

Is this a prank? Some sort of joke where everyone gonna laugh and go home? How could she be here right now?

“Hey y/n! Sierra!” Michael smiled before everyone walked in. Everyone got settled and you refused to look at Luke. “So basically we have this backdrop set up in front of the camera and we’ll split the four of you up into two’s and two of you will be with me and two of you will go with Sierra” you spoke not really looking directly on them. Out of the corner of your eye you could see Arz taking selfies with Luke while you were talking. The other boys nodded, noticing as well and offered you a sympathetic smile. Their manager walked over and suggested, “Okay how about Michael and Ashton with Sierra and Luke and Calum with y/n?” Your lips parted and you shook your head quickly, “I don’t think that would be a good idea” you interjected. “Exactly” he smirked as he turned away. Sighing, you nodded and led the two of them to a separate room with your own camera set up.

You looked up and this was the first real time you’ve properly looked at Luke. His hair was flatter and his shoulders were broader. His lip ring was gone and his face was adorned with scruff. It wasn’t until he smiled that you looked away, and told them both to sit down.

“So I actually already pre filmed a video of me doing my makeup routine yesterday, so all you guys have to do is narrate the voice over. It’s quite a popular trend on youtube right now, so it could be fun” you said pulling up chairs.

“That’s gonna be so funny oh my god” Calum giggled taking a seat as Luke followed. You pulled up the video and showed them where to talk in to.

“Tell me when you guys are done and we will film an intro and outro” you said walking to the door.

“Y-you’re not going to stay here?” Luke asked.

“There’s  no point” you said simply “I’ve got other things to work on” you said before exiting.

You heard him mumble something but you couldn’t be bothered to know what it was. Meanwhile Sierra, Ash and Michael were filming their video laughing and joking around. You sighed and sat down with your laptop, editing a few things here and there. You felt a presence sit down across from you and you placed up slowly. Ugh, her. You didn’t say anything until she spoke first,

“You’re not like… into my boyfriend still, right?”

You gritted your teeth together.

“No, why would I be into a cheater?”

“Nothing. I’m just wondering cause we’re like really in love you know? Like I can’t have anything in the way.”

There were times when you could hold yourself back and be extremely mature. This was not one of those times.

“Oh so you mean doing exactly what you did to me last year? To go mess around with someone’s boyfriend just for the heck of it? No, I’m not ‘into your boyfriend’ and please, do you really think I want to be doing this right now? Being around him- and you for that matter? Why are you even here? Do you not have anything better to do than to come to your boyfriend’s ex girlfriends place of work? This is the last thing I’d want to be doing with my life right now, I don’t want to work with Luke, I don’t want to see you, so could you please just do me a favor and shut the hell up so I can get things done as quickly as possible?”

Okay, so maybe you over reacted. Maybe you could’ve just stopped somewhere in the middle but you had to admit, it shut her right up. She got up and turned around. Who wants to bet she’ll tweet about it? It wasn’t until Luke was in the doorway clearing his throat that you looked over.

Luke’s POV

I can’t believe that Y/n didn’t even want to be in the same room as me. Well, I guess I can believe it but I’m still upset that I didn’t even get to spend some time with her. When Calum and I finished our voice recordings, (which by the way, we totally fucked up. Who knew there were so man different things to apply to just your eyes alone?) I got up to go call y/n in when I saw her and Arz sat at the same table. Oh shit.

“Oh so you mean doing exactly what you did to me last year? To go mess around with someone’s boyfriend just for the heck of it? No, I’m not ‘into your boyfriend’ and please, do you really think I want to be doing this right now? Being around him- and you for that matter? Why are you even here? Do you not have anything better to do than to come to your boyfriend’s ex girlfriends place of work? This is the last thing I’d want to be doing with my life right now, I don’t want to work with Luke, I don’t want to see you, so could you please just do me a favor and shut the hell up so I can get things done as quickly as possible?”

What did Arzaylea say to her? And did y/n really hate doing this that much? I felt a pit form at the bottom of my stomach. How was I going to make everything right again if she didn’t even wanna see me?

I cleared my throat and she looked over from Arz, who was walking away. Her lips parted, knowing I had heard what she said but simply got up and walked over to me.

“Finished?” she asked as I nodded, walking back inside. We sat back down and let her speak for the intro and outro. She leaned over to transfer everything onto a flashdrive. “I’ll just edit this later” she spoke, mostly to herself.

“Boys, we’re getting ready to go!” one of the men called from the other room. Calum got up to grab his jacket as all three of us walked into the main entrance.

You know when you speak before you can logically think something out? Yeah, well that’s what happened right about now.

“Do you mind if I stay here and help y/n edit?” I asked.

All heads turned to me.

“I can handle it on my own, Luke” she spoke softly,

Sierra had already left so I used it as an excuse to stay, “Well why don’t I keep you company and watch you edit then?” I suggested.

Arz raised her eyebrows but I ignored her as I watched y/n press her lips together, clearly contemplating her options.

“Yeah fine, I guess. I need help bringing the equipment back into my apartment anyways”

The boys looks at me confused, but with a small smile as they walked out. Arzaylea kissed my cheek but I pulled away rather abruptly as she scowled and walked out. Y/n raised her eyebrows at the small encounter as I help her load everything into her car. We buckled up and I smiled to myself. Okay Luke, now just don’t fuck this up.


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Fall Together: Autumn inspired ideas

Author’s note: Me, Nikki here! I absolutely love fall and autumn and I couldn’t resist so I hope you enjoy this as much as I do! Feel free to come and talk about any of these/use them to write your own fics! 


  1. Carving pumpkins together,  Tyler can’t really carve anything too special so he just makes it look like a few of the Blurryface patterns. Josh, surprising Tyler, carved a flower. They put a candle in the other’s pumpkin and admire their handiwork as they sit in the hammock on the porch, swinging and enjoying the night air.
  2. Tyler is running late to a studio session, and when he gets there, he finds Josh already going in on a packet of Pumpkin Spice Oreos. Josh says, “Don’t you dare,” anticipating a “basic white girl” comment. Instead, Tyler chuckles and places a pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks on the table in front of Josh, “maybe too much?” and Josh’s eyes light up.
  3. Watching horror movies together, Tyler starts dozing off against Josh’s shoulder. They fall asleep there for the night. The next day, Josh spends the afternoon jumping out of random closets and popping out from random corners to scare Tyler. He gets him every time.
  4. Baking together, and Josh watches Tyler knead out the dough. There’s flour everywhere, including on Josh’s shorts and in the sheets that they later throw in the wash. The apple pie ends up burning but it’s okay, they bake a new one after they shower.
  5. They go to a Fall Festival together. Josh grabs them both mugs of warm cider, and they go on a hayride in a pumpkin patch. Holding hands on top of a bale of hay and laughing when the horse gets scared of a Scarecrow on display. Later, Josh goes bobbing for apples in the competition and comes up the winner.
  6. It was a bad day for Tyler. He was writing something about the crows outside on the bare branches, looking out the window, when Josh comes up behind him and wraps his arms around his chest, gently kissing his head. “Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.” Tyler puts down his pen and lets himself lean back into Josh’s chest. He is warm and smells of cinnamon. And knows exactly which quotes are Tyler’s favorite.
  7. Tyler likes red apples and Josh likes the green ones; he prefers the sour-sweet taste. They find a local seasonal farm and decide to go apple picking. Josh eats so many apples, he gets sick on the way back home. Tyler makes a pit  stop at the supermarket to buy some caramel. While Josh is resting, Tyler makes caramel apples for treats and makes a mess with the caramel. Everything gets sticky and Josh licks some of the caramel off of Tyler’s nose; how he managed to get it there is beyond Josh, but he makes his way down and suddenly both of their lips are sweet and sticky in caramel and Josh’s first instinct is to bite down.
  8. The local park is perfect on weekday afternoons when the kids are all in school. Josh makes a HUGE pile of leaves and Tyler attempts to help, but he keeps dropping them behind him. Josh tells him to swing instead, and suddenly Tyler decides to jump off the swing into the pile. They take turns doing this for what feels like a few hours, but eventually leave when the school kids show up and give them funny looks. They both have leaves poking out of their coats and beanies and in their scarves. They spend the walk back home laughing and picking the leaves off of each other. (Tyler saves them and makes leaf rubbings for their scrapbook)
  9. A drive in movie theater is a few towns away. Josh borrows a pickup truck from a friend and lays out some blankets. He brings a thermos of warm apple cider, some fresh cookies, and grabs Tyler for a “surprise.” They end up cuddling in the back of the truck, with all the blankets and find that neither of them even knew the name of the movie until the end credits.
  10. Tyler is dying to go to a haunted house, but Josh keeps telling him that they’re all lame and childish. Tyler has a theory about Josh’s opinions, so he begs (and gives Josh the puppy dog eyes which Josh could never resist). Turns out, Tyler was right; Josh was scared of the haunted house and practically latched onto Tyler’s waist the second they made it past the lobby.
  11. They go to a home game at their local high school; the football team had been kicking butt this season. Neither of them really cared, but they had nothing better to do. That is, until they found their way beneath the bleachers and found themselves making out like a couple of teenagers. They stuck around for the bonfire and roasted enough marshmallows to keep them stuffed until next year.
  12. Family friend was hosting a costume party; Tyler decided to go as a skeleton (full makeup and everything), and Josh goes as the grim reaper. His costume was way more last minute, and he was too busy watching Tyler meticulously apply his makeup than actually bothering to get himself ready. Frantically, he helps Josh try to get ready so they wouldn’t be late but Josh doesn’t care; he grabs Tyler’s face and kisses him and Tyler sinks into it until he realizes Josh smeared his makeup. He playfully slaps his chest and tells him to go get ready while he fixes his skeleton face.
  13. The apartment smells lovely; Tyler went a bit overboard at Bath & Body Works. He bought every apple, caramel, cinnamon, pumpkin, everything there was. He’s sitting on the couch reading when Josh comes back and turns the lights off and just lets the candles flicker all over the place. Perfect mood lighting.
  14. A perfectly constructed pillow fort, close enough to feel the fire place keeping them warm and open enough to see all the fairy lights Josh had spent the day hanging while Tyler was decorating for Halloween. The door was covered in faux spider webbing, there was a scarecrow on the porch, the mailbox had fake spiders hanging from it, plenty of pumpkins on the stoop, and a motion activated ghost that would moan as people walked by. Tyler, stepping back to appreciate his work, felt himself being lifted and carried to the living room. All the Halloweentown movies were queued up on the screen and the caramel corn was in a bowl on the floor of the fort. Tyler beamed; a perfect way to end the night and wind down before their Halloween party tomorrow.
  15. Candy corn fangs, “blood” punch, perfectly frosted cupcakes, fresh pies & caramel apples, and so much more lined the little buffet table they had set up. They had decided on couple’s costumes for this party, sort of. Tyler went in an orange jumpsuit as a prisoner, and Josh went as the prison guard. The party was a hit; everyone spent the night laughing and dancing and eating. Tyler and Josh spent a decent majority of it kissing. There would be tons to clean tomorrow, but for now, their priority was finding the handcuffs Tyler had bought to go along with his costume…
  16. They attempt a fall themed photoshoot to use as their Thanksgiving holiday card but they end up taking tons of silly selfies, even one where Josh’s face is smushed up against Tyler’s, half of him not even in the photo. Perfect, matching lockscreens. They spend the rest of the afternoon, having abandoned the photoshoot idea, walking around and taking in the scenery. It’s quiet and calm, and they don’t let go of each other’s hands for a second.
  17. Josh tries to scare Tyler and take him to an “abandoned graveyard” but he gets distracted by how the moonlight plays on Tyler’s face. The only haunting thing there was how he managed to get so lucky in love. Tyler catches him staring and tilts his head, walks over to him, and whispers “boo” in Josh’s ear. For some reason, Josh jumps at the unexpected brush against his ear. They both fall into a fit of laughter, until they hear some twigs snapping behind them. Eyes wide, they turn to each other and run out of there as quickly as possibly, falling back into laughter once they’ve safely made it back to the car.
  18. Leaves made a mess of the front year, so Josh attempts to clean the gutters while Tyler is raking the leaves. Tyler is singing to himself, and Josh casually drums on the ladder. But he loses his grip and stumbles, falling off. Thankfully, he lands on his side and doesn’t break anything vital. Tyler rushes him to the hospital just in case, turns out to be a minor sprain and the doctor advises some rest. Tyler spends the car ride back berating Josh for not being more careful. When they get home, Tyler makes him some soup (a homemade, secret recipe) and kisses his forehead. “I’m sorry I got mad at you earlier; I was so scared when you fell. I’m calling a professional tomorrow, so you can rest your wrist.” Of course, Josh knew why Tyler was upset. He thanks him for the soup and returns the kiss.
  19. Lazy Saturday calls for a trip to the library; Josh checks out some cookbooks for Tyler who he finds in the mystery section. Arms full of “scary stories for the dark” and even a few local hauntings. They spend the afternoon pouring over ghost stories that may explain why parts of town always seem creepier than the rest.
  20. The original plan was to spend the day flying a kite, but when it got stuck in a tree - they called it quits and spent the rest of the day in bed with some magazines, library books, and Netflix.
  21. A local flea market calls for a DIY project. They find a beautiful bookshelf and grab some supplies from Home Depot. They spend the rest of the afternoon in the garage sanding it down, painting, and glossing it. They also carve their initials into the base of it, inside. They made it theirs, and it would look perfect next to the fireplace, once they started filling it with their favorites that were overflowing the bedside tables.
  22. Opening the door for local trick-or-treaters was one of their favorite things; seeing all the costumes. But it made them both a bit nostalgic, so on a whim, they both got dressed up, grabbed pillowcases, and joined in on the fun. Coming back home a few hours later with their loot, they gorged themselves on Halloween candy and still had plenty to last themselves until next year.
  23. Practicing his hand at calligraphy, Tyler made his very own cookbook, just for Josh of course. A few of his favorite treats and snacks, all conveniently under the titled of “Love Spells & Potions.” Tyler left it out on the dinner table for Josh to pick what he wanted that night by leaving the page open to the recipe he wanted. Josh left the page open to the author’s name.
  24. Volunteering at the local soup kitchen was a great way to do some charity work on Sunday. They both loved making others smile and it was the least they could do for their community. Of course, they were both exhausted afterwards, but very well worth it. Perhaps they would make a habit of it.
  25. Corn maze. Winner had to carry the other all the way to the car, except that they both got lost and ended up bumping into each other halfway through. And as it turns out, they were the last ones out of the maze. Josh still offered to carry Tyler back but instead, Tyler just put his hand in Josh’s and said, “This way, we’re both carrying a bit of each other.”
  26. Walking down a quiet path overshadowed by tall trees and the leaves are all colors, each of them has a cup of coffee from the local shop and they’re sharing earbuds, listening to the playlist they made together for days like this. The crunch of leaves beneath their feet and the nuzzle of warm, knit scarves against their chins makes them feel as if they’re the only two in the world, and they wouldn’t have it any other way. (Credits to Christine for this last one! It’s perfect and warms my heart!)
Model!Taehyung

And now it is time for the other half of the Daegu line, my bby, my lil bub with the cutest smile like I love how it’s just so him like when you see his smile it just screams Tae and I love it, Kim Taehyung aka V aka tae tae

  • Visuals first bc I gotta do it
  • As I said in the other model posts, his looks do change around a good bit
  • Similar to Namjoon, Tae has had a l o t of colors
  • Orange, purple, pink, red, blonde, black, I could literally keep going with this and not run out of colors
  • And yet, despite having just about every color in the rainbow, he’s still somehow managed to make all of them look amazing
  • Like he made red hair his bitch, he looked stu nn in g with orange hair, he can casually switch from blonde to black and look totally amazing with both like how the actual fuck
  • How can someone make s o many colors look so amazing I need answers bc how the fuck can one person look good in all these different colors
  • He is super open to changing his hair around which designers and companies obviously love bc if they want a certain look, he can achieve it
  • Tae would bring in all of those acting skills and kinda act out whatever they wanted but with poses
  • Like if they wanted a tougher look, he would so get into that character have you ever seen Tae act like a bad boy that shit is ni CE
  • But also soft ethereal!Tae is really fucking nice too like he is just nice overall let’s be real
  • He’s had a green blue hair, it’s a tiny bit more green but it’s like a medium color, not too dark where it almost looks black (although he has also had a dark blue color that looks black under some lighting) but not light at all, just medium
  • And it’s always a messy style with the blue, it always looks like he just rolled out of bed and got in front of a camera which is a really fucking nice look
  • And he always pulls out that lazy look he sometimes uses in photo shoots that’s just so not okay bc it’s like he’s not even fucking trying and he’s still so !!!!!! how is that an actual thing
  • He’s had gray hair, it’s a darker gray that can come off as black with some lighting but it has this gradient effect into a lighter gray and it’s actually really cool I don’t doubt he could pull it off bc this is Kim Taehyung we’re talking about, the man that made bright orange look really fucking good
  • Depending on the lighting, they can take the hair in two different ways
  • They can go a softer route with soft colors and the gray notes really being shown or they can go a darker route and go after the darker gray and dress him in black
  • He’s had a pastel green hair but it’s cool bc you can see these lil hints of a pastel yellow throughout it so it’s not just one solid color but it’s also not super obvious
  • It shows when he’s under the sun or professional lights but in normal lighting, it just looks green
  • He definitely goes for softer look and maybe even some whimsical ones
  • Like this one photo shoot is in a huge garden and he’s dressed in a loose white button up and some shorts and he’s got this really cool makeup on and he just looks like a lil fairy and it’s so amazing I need it rn
  • Tae is honestly s o pretty and he seems like he’s really comfortable in front of cameras??
  • I feel like he would be s u c h a good model like the face is amazing 10000/10 that is some good shit but he’s also not afraid to be silly but he can also be serious and he just has a lot of range
  • You two meet as kids
  • You’re childhood best friends and you stick together all throughout your teens so literally no one is surprised when he’s like hey we’re dating now it’s just a chorus of “finally”
  • He isn’t shy about showing you off to the world, if you’ll allow it
  • His instagram is filled with pictures of you two and your pets and the lil dates you two go on in the middle of the night
  • Lil café dates are also photographed bc even though he’s usually in front of the camera, he does like to be the one taking the pictures too
  • He of course posts selfies and all of that but his insta is mainly for him being the photographer bc it’s fun to be able to see what it’s like to actually be the one to say hey this looks like it could be a cool picture
  • He does sneak in a few pictures of you when you aren’t looking and adds these really sweet captions
  • “My bby looking cute as fuck”
  • “My sunshine watching the sunset”
  • And of course you get to take all the pictures of him that you want, he’ll always pose for you or let you take candid pictures
  • “Did you just take a picture of my back??”
  • “Yep”
  • “Any reason why?”
  • “It’s nice”
  • “Ight then”
Bam’s Contraband Girlfriend (A goofy One-Shot)

A House-Arrest Story 

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Bam paced by the window of his cramped Juneau apartment. He wasn’t used to being alone.he wasn’t used to being this cooped up. He wanted to go outside, get his hands dirty. He wanted to smell the salty sea air from the helm of the integrity. But he was stuck here for the next 29 days, 18 hours and 6 minutes.

He was thankful he and his Dad were just under house arrest and spared actually having to go to jail. But even then, because of the charges, even here and his dad were not allowed in the same location.

He heard a car horn honk and hoped that was the signal he’d been waiting for. He peaked out of the window, seeing his brothers friend, Kenny walking up the sidewalk, to the orange line on the sidewalk that marked Bam’s boundary. He nonchalantly left a bag by the line, whistling as he walked away. When Kenny got back to his truck, he saw Bam peering through the window and waved. Bam waited a few moments, walking out the door and stooped to get the bag.

Once inside he pulled his camera, a cell phone, and a laptop from the bag. He set the items on the coffee table in the living room. He shook his head as the local news station was babbling on, opening the laptop and logging into it. He connected to the open wireless network from his neighbor and felt a sense of relief. As long as he could keep it hidden, this would make his 30 days go by so much faster.

He steered clear of his normal social media outlets, knowing that any activity there might tip someone off and then house arrest would be over and real jail would begin. He stared at the screen for a while as the google homepage stared back at him almost mockingly. Trying to tell himself he wasn’t being conceited, he typed in his own name.

“Joshua Bam Bam Brown” He said out loud as he typed.

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say i never mattered [3/4] | shawn mendes imagine

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author’s note: this won’t make sense unless you’ve read part i and part ii before. enjoy xx

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III. RECOVER

In the month that passed after your breakup with Shawn, you were surprised by how quickly time continued to pass. Some subconscious part of you must have childishly thought that once you severed ties, time would simply cease to carry on. Instead, life kept pushing forward, whether or not you wanted it to.

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