and these don't look like shit

“*deep sigh* not my kind of day, i guess.”

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Been feeling like crap these days, so have a Dans feeling the same and looking badass, idk.

Also last post for the next three days, going to visit the graveyard and clean some stuff.

Going to sleep now, hope you like it.

Having no concept of time is great because 6 hours can pass after you last ate and you’ll wonder why you’re hungry because I could’ve sworn I just ate???

anonymous asked:

That picture u drew of Avdol would make Polnareff cum in two seconds. Holy fucking shit, he looks stunning! 😍

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kefkzjfggjz LMAOOOOOOOOOO it’s ok anon jrgjjzgr

thank you so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭 !!!!!!!!! i’ll make sure to bring some tissues for polnareff !!!!!!!

I hate Trump as much as the next guy, but…
STOP👏USING👏PROTEST👏AS👏AN👏EXCUSE👏FOR👏VANDALISM👏
You’re making the cause look bad and you’re making your people look bad. Especially when you’re attacking innocent businesses and stores that have zero to do with the POTUS. That is not protest. That is being disrespectful. And it’s not okay.

my least favorite thing is where I don’t intentionally procrastinate and instead just suddenly find out that I totally didn’t do the thing and it is now too late

I hate that thing

a not-entirely-earthling stinky boy

  • Laura: [What's inside?] It's teeth!
  • Taliesin: It's teeth? I hope it's teeth, 'cause then it can go in my teeth collection.
  • Travis: Taliesin...god...
  • Taliesin: What, man?
  • Travis: Listen...just SHARE. When you talk about...bring it WITH you. Keep talking about it and never get to see it--
  • Taliesin: [in a winsome, cheerful voice] I have it powdered, I put it in your drink every week.
  • Everyone else: [Fake gagging noises]
  • Taliesin: Slowly I'm getting inside of you. :)
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Just your gals Kate McKinnon and Kristen Wiig, wearing the same dress. I mean I know we’re all still freaking out about that amazing SNL episode with Kristen Stewart (also because of the shirt sharing thing). But then I found this and it’s just the best! They both look gorgeous!!!!

for anyone who wants to know, these are the sketches (you can find them on YouTube)
Kate: Southern Ladies - aired 05/09/2015
Kristen: Timecrowave - aired 05/15/2010

Gifs are mine