Chicago Tribune Publishes Wonderfully Sarcastic Critique of Trump's Alternative Facts
Every single last one of my followers needs to read this article. My personal favorite passage:
“Of course the next day, some claimed there were "women’s marches” in Washington, D.C., and Chicago and around the world protesting Trump. Some pointed to photographs that suggested the crowd at the Washington march was greater than the one at the previous day’s inauguration.
Nonsense. First off, it’s a scientific fact that crowds at any form of protest can’t be counted because they don’t exist. But even if they did exist, crowd estimates based on aerial photographs would be unreliable at an event like that because the scene would be obscured by sulfurous black smoke released from the mouths of sinful demon women.“
Reblog if you’re a sinful demon woman that releases sulfurous black smoke from your mouth