and therew

Things that are technically “Addams Family” canon whether we like it or not
  • The Family owns Central Park and sometimes lives there
  • We have seen a canon!Female Pugsley
  • Pugsley’s first word was “Help”, after Wednesday threw him down a trapdoor
  • Gomez went to Law School and actually somehow passed and also doesn’t know what the fifth amendment is
  • Morticia was in an arranged marriage to some guy but Lurch accidentally caused his death via toothpick so
  • Lurch has both a mother and a father and at least one of them built him
  • Wednesday was once stalked by a cat
  • At one point the Family had to hold a seance to bring Pugsley back to their plane of existence but stopped halfway through to play Charades with Thing
  • Morticia’s Mother was the Wicked Witch of the West
  • Grandmama had a brother named Jester who liked to play pranks
  • Gomez can be hypnotized by the sound of a bugle
  • Fester somehow had a baby with the Moon
  • Pugsley once wanted a job at the bank so he tunneled into their vaults and started counting money for them
  • The Addams Family have actually met the Scooby Doo Gang; they housekept for them while Gomez and Morticia were on another honeymoon
  • Speaking of which they canonically have had at least 32 honeymoons
  • They also banged during a hurricane definitely more than once
  • Grandmama has a Drug Cart
  • Wednesday taught Lurch how to dance at least twice
  • The Addams Family have an Alligator that has changed genders at least once and though that was probably more of a continuity error than anything I don’t care I love the Genderfluid Alligator
  • Pugsley knows how to drive
  • At one point Gomez was voiced by Scrappy Doo
  • When Pugsley turns “Normal” he becomes an Underwear Intern
  • Wednesday has set fire to the Jehovah’s Witnesses and also a Camp but we all knew about that
  • Grandmama ran a Psychic Hotline
  • There’s a very good chance that Pugsley hatched out of something
  • Wednesday once had a crush on a boy so she tried to guillotine him

EDIT: Since for some reason y’all like this post here’s a version that has sources.


  • Pubert
Random Aus

I live by the ocean and paint the sceneryAKA Mod Karissa can’t sleep anxiety needs to fucking TAKE A NAP and decided to write down some for you guys. Also, sorry about such slow updates! I thought life would slow down once school ended but I guess not TT^TT I’m planning on opening the ask box again within the next few days for a day or two, so keep your eyes open!

  • It’s five AM and I haven’t slept yet but I’m very quick to tell you to get to sleep when you send me a funny meme bc GO TO BED ITS FIVE IN THE MORNING JESUS
  • we’re both freaking out because we share a celebrity crush and they just shared a new video of them (working out, singing, being a dork, etc.) and we both start jokingly comparing each other to said celebrity crush oR IS IT JOKINGLY
  • I’m just a poor tired kid half running an AU blog online and you start messaging to talk about what you did with an AU and things start going from there
  • we decide to start doing youtube gag skits and while other people don’t find them funny, we laugh until we cry when we look at the final product
  • I stay up until seven in the morning with you watching vine compilations and then we both start doing those weird early morning talks and I may or may not have mentioned I like someone and you wont stop pestering me shit
  • soulmate au - you feel the other’s emotions, but only the extremes. Intense joy, and you can’t stop smiling for the day. Devastating sadness and you feel your heart and chest heavy while you fight back tears. Anticipation and nervousness makes you ansty.
  • I thought I was in the private chat when I was talking to a mutual friend about how I like you again and it turns out I was in the grOUP CHAT KILL ME NOW HOW DO I UNDO YOU JACKASS STOP LAUGHING AT ME I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING A PRIVATE CONVERSATION
  • I’m a fallen angel but when you fall you get amnesia, doomed to not remember anything but be stuck amongst the mortals. I have an intense fear of falling and certain people make me uneasy but I don’t know why
    • I’m a demon and I can smell the stench of Heaven on you, you must be a newly fallen angel, here come with me
    • I knew you as an angel and I keep watching over you in secret
  • I live by the ocean and paint the scenery outside my window to sell online and you are one of those photographers who are determined to take pictures of things where the scenery matches up with the picture/painting where do you have this money to travel like wtf
  • I stayed up all night and you’re the godsent angel who brings me my tea/energy drink/coffee I think I’m in love with you
  • I can’t sleep bc of anxiety and decide to message you on a whim to distract myself until it calms down enough to sleep hopefully
    • you fall asleep halfway through a phonecall
      • I hang up and the dialtone scares you awake

And here I’ll stop it for this one! So many of these are domestic ^^’ gah, coming up with creative aus are hard lol

~Mod Karissa


public shaming 1/12

  1. hyper
  2. really scary if you piss them off
  3. probably one of the bigger baekhyun stans
  4. if you see a mob of baek stans u better know your place
  5. honestly we’re all baek stans because
  6. who doesn’t stan him just even a lil bit
  7. they like posting funny content which is great because:
  8. it keeps you entertained at 2am on a school night
  9. it makes you procrastinate living your life
  10. honestly i wouldn’t be surprised if you were wishing u were living his life
  11. they’re always screaming
  12. if they’re not screaming they’re yelling
  13. they’re blessed everyday
  14. every single second actually
  15. praying that baek is happy
  16. most of them ship either chanbaek or baeksoo but
  17. u know baekxing exists right !!
  18. probably write smut
  19. or read smut
  20. or can sniff out a quality smut
  21. they’re probably an extrovert
  22. but their tumblr says they’re introverted??
  23. honestly they’re somewhere in the middle
  24. ability to convert friends into kpop fans
  25. but if u start stanning baek fuck off
  26. will defend their puppy like its a real puppy
  27. probably stan someone else in the beagle line but don’t know it
  28. their exo-m bias was either luhan yixing or minseok ??
  29. love watching their lil baek get bullied by kyungsoo
  30. honestly they know the beagle line isn’t safe from soo
  31. live for baek smile
  32. honestly they probs have an album with baek smile pics
  33. because it makes them smile
  34. honestly if they are sick they’re sick w/ baek’s smile disease
  35. baekhyun is their sunshine
  36. blessed with vocals
  37. honestly they’re still in shock over those vocals
  38. lowkey feel bad for exo
  39. would pay baek to punch them in the face
  40. would also pay baek to sneeze on them
  41. and will pay him to puke on them ??
  42. honestly baekhyun is just their guardian angel
  43. favourite song is probably something deep from exo
  44. have worshipped baek’s eyeliner
  45. have also tried shopping for his eyeliner ??
  46. were in tears when they saw baek consoling the crying tao over yifan
  47. always loud now bc baek made them that way
  48. really kinky
  49. honestly i can’t tell you how many nsfw baek blogs i’ve seen
  50. baek smut is their shit
  51. probably like fluffy smut
  52. but mafia baek smut is just as good
  53. creative
  54. okay they’re creatively kinky and probably have:
  55. imagined having shower sex with baek
  56. imagined being fucked in the nose with baek
  57. okay maybe not that one but you caught my drift
  58. live for baek giggle compilations
  59. and baek being loud while playing video games
  60. and baek getting bullied
  61. and honestly anything where baek is doing something other than pissing
  62. well no they’d watch that too ngl
  63. always want their dash flooded with baek pics
  64. live for baekhyun everything
  65. would buy a baekhyun dildo if they could find one
  66. perverted
  67. if they’re not perverted they’re denying it
  68. even if they don’t know it they are perverted
  69. every baek stan is perverted
  70. whether they like it or not they’ve read a chanbaek smut at least twice
  71. even if they don’t like chanbaek they’ll still find it endearing
  72. want an @easybaekoven in their kitchen
  73. have probably imagined what it’d be like if they had a dog named baek
  74. have also considered getting a dog and naming it baek
  75. if they haven’t now they’re thinking about it
  76. honestly they’re fluff balls of love but
  77. like all the other exo stans if u fuck with them or baek
  78. they will not hesitate to send a shitstorm your way
  79. just don’t provoke an exo stan in general i’ve been there it isn’t fun
  80. best reactions to shit ever
  81. honestly befriend a baek stan because you’ll never get bored
  82. probably the type to set exo quotes as their lockscreens
  83. follow funny baek blogs because they’re always in the mood for a laugh
  84. if you see a sad baek blog please send them a smiling baek
  85. but in all seriousness they’re the sweetest
  86. they’re also probably scary irl !!
  87. no but their love for baek is
  88. but that isn’t a bad thing
  89. want to punch antis in the face
  90. will fight antis
  91. honestly they do it because they love exo as a whole
  92. imagined baek naked at least seven times
  93. don’t worry we’ve all been there
  94. want baek to walk in on them showering
  95. it’d be the best day of their life
  96. super giggly and whenever they see something dirty they’ll just giggle
  97. probably wet when they think of baek
  98. thought of baek fingering them
  99. really they just need help 24/7 lmao
  100. make great friends bc of their passion for the things like like

I just…I just can’t even believe how amazing that episode was? So we have:

  • Mac openly talking about how he’s worried if his sexuality is bothering his best friend and trying to start an open dialogue with his other best friend about it
  • Dennis finally admitting he has feelings, BIG feelings (and apparently they hurt which is something I could have gone without but beggars can’t be choosers)
  • Mac getting Dennis his first Valentine’s Day present and it’s the one thing he wanted more than anything else in the world and Mac fucking knew it because Dennis is his best friend and he knows him better than anyone excuse me while I go sob
  • DENNIS ADMITTING HE HAS FEELINGS I need to say it again because it’s just so wonderful
  • The Macdennis was strong in this episode, as was Serial Killer!Dennis (so I was a pretty happy camper especially since they came together in the most marvelous way)
  • Hell, there was even some Chardee, which I something I can always appreciate
  • Also, Dee was amazing, just throwing that out there
  • We didn’t have soft-hair!Mac, but we did get swoopy-hair!Dennis, so I think it evened out
  • Dennis was Mac’s Valentine. And the look on Mac’s face when Dennis opened the crate and found the RPG was beautiful. As was Dennis’ face when he saw his very first present, second only to his breaking voice and watering eyes
  • “I love it. You figured out the one thing I wanted more than anything else in the entire world, and you got it for me, and it’s perfect” <– That is a fucking canon quote and you can rip it from my cold dead fingers

We laugh with you

We cry with you

We’ll never say goodbye to you

Through everything

You’re always there

No matter what

You always care

Your videos brighten our days

You help us in so many ways

You always help

You make us proud

You give us hope

Announce out loud

That we are there

We do the same

We love you

We bring you your fame

I’m not the best at poetry

My art a sorry sight to see

And yet I write and draw for you

I sit up the whole night through

I cry and laugh

I’m filled with joy

We love you Mark

 Our amazing boy

@markiplier I know that you don’t usually notice small blogs like me and you don’t really look at poems, but I wrote this for you. We all love you so much, and we are all so proud of everything you do.

anonymous asked:

How would the drv3 boys purpose to their s/o?

:’) Sure thing – writing it as if the S/O accepts the proposal for happy times

DRV3 Boys proposing to S/O

Shuuichi Saihara

  • He would plan it out
  • Months in advance
  • Buy a ring
  • Not knowing if it was your taste
  • And then when he came to proposing he realised you mightn’t like the ring
  • And then he’d be stuttering
  • On one knee
  • In a restaurant
  • “I… Would you… M-marry me?”
  • Then a hurried apology
  • For stuttering
  • And then for the ring maybe not being to your taste
  • And then apologised for apologising
  • Before hastily standing up and blushing profusely

Kaito Momota

  • He was with you
  • Under the stars
  • Both of you gazing into the night
  • And then he just realised how much he wanted to marry you
  • Wanting rings to match the stars
  • He’d take your hand
  • And pull you into his arms
  • Murmuring into your ear
  • “How would you feel about getting married?”
  • He would apologise for not having a ring before hand
  • But he would take you out the next day to get them
  • Making sure they were stunning
  • And reminded you of each other


  • He had no idea
  • He didn’t plan it at all
  • You were walking together
  • Hand in hand
  • And then the idea would just come into his mind
  • “Would you like to marry me Y/N?”
  • He’d look at your perplexed expression
  • “Isn’t that what people usually do when they love each other?”
  • He was so cheerful about it
  • And his entire face was hopeful
  • “I mean, we don’t have to,”
  • He would do whatever you were comfortable with
  • Relying on you to plan it all

Rantaro Amami

  • He would plan it like a week in advance
  • Wanting to make it romantic
  • So he would pamper you
  • All day
  • Go to spa or an amusement park
  • And then when you got home there would be roses throughout the house
  • Leading to the bedroom
  • You thought he was having other ideas
  • But when you sat on the bed he just beamed down at you
  • Before getting to one knee
  • Taking one hand in his
  • And just murmuring the words
  • Looking at you with expectant eyes
  • When you said yes he would wrestle you onto the bed
  • And just thank you with kisses

Kokichi Ouma

  • Over excited about it
  • He would plan in advance
  • Taking you to a ferris wheel by the seaside
  • Getting your friends involved too
  • And banning you from looking at the beach
  • Until you reached the very top
  • Where it halted for a little
  • So you could clearly read the
  • ‘Will you marry me Y/N?’
  • When you turned he was on one knee
  • With a gummy ring
  • “I wanted you to choose the ring yourself…”
  • He just slides it onto your finger
  • And you both laugh a little before he embraces you
  • And all your friends on the beach cheer

Gonta Gokuhara

  • He would hint
  • In the months before hand
  • Asking you what type of ring you liked
  • And then once he had a picture in his mind he would have one made for you
  • Taking you out to a fancy meal
  • And just proposing there
  • Wanting to be a gentleman
  • He would wait until the end of the meal
  • And have the dessert planned
  • With the message written in the sauce on the plate
  • Before he slid out of his seat
  • And just got to one knee
  • Looking up at you with puppy dog eyes

Korekiyo Shinguji

  • He would take you out in the day
  • And just go to lunch
  • In your favourite place
  • Smirking to himself
  • And you asking why but him refusing to tell you
  • Until he took you to the ring shop
  • And proposed to you right there
  • On one knee
  • In front of everyone in the shop
  • “Will you marry me?”
  • *Wink*
  • And then proceeding to tell them whatever ring you wanted you could have
  • His arms wrapped around you from behind the entire tim

Ryoma Hoshi

  • He would plan it
  • Setting it up with your friends
  • On your birthday
  • Getting them to take you out for the day
  • So you didn’t suspect a thing
  • Until night came
  • When you went out to dinner
  • And ate together
  • He would deliberately order a beer
  • And then when he finished it
  • He would turn it to you
  • Asking you to read the label
  • Where the question was
  • He spun a ring between his fingers when you looked back at him
  • And he would be really smug about his plan playing out perfectly in the days after

tis a sad thing
to want to escape

running blind

freedom comes
in many forms
many more

not knowing what
you hope to find
walking out the door

did u see
what u hoped to see
when you walked
away from me?

but I could not
ask you to stay
for your mind
was already miles away

adrift above
in thinning air
and I would hope to
meet u there

we could ride
a thermal column
’til we were no more

never understanding
loves affliction
has no cure

The Seven in Real Life (mortal AU) (plus Reyna, Nico, and Grover) (how I imagine them)


  • Everyone can tell he was born pale, but he’s so tan he looks almost golden and he glows in the sun from all his time spent outside
  • Hair is jet-black, so black it looks like black midnight velvet
  • Also is wavy (like the ocean) and falls in front of his eyes so he has to flick it out of his face
  • (which Annabeth finds super cute)
  • (Annabeth totally calls him a bee bc of the color combo)
  • Goofy grin
  • Totally a skater
  • Swims competitively as well (obviously)
  • Likes video games, but doesn’t play obsessively
  • So sweet until someone hurts his friends, then he turns into an avenging demon so look out
  • Super romantic
  • Good at dancing
  • Clumsy when flustered
  • Blushes super easily
  • Poseidon and Sally are divorced, and at Poseidon’s house he has a horse named Blackjack
  • Might be an Olympic swimmer
  • Will start working in Poseidon’s fishing business (Poseidon’s already holding a spot for him)
  • And will work at an aquarium on the weekends
  • His best subject is PE


  • Kinda tan, but still pale
  • Her skin bugs her because she spends so much time outside but she either burns or tans so lightly you can hardly see it
  • Her hair is bleached from the time outside so super blond but not white
  • Obviously her hair is curly and when she takes the time to brush it, it magically styles so that the hair frames her face like a halo
  • (also has lowlights of darker colors which gives her hair more volume)
  • Grey eyes burn when she’s angry
  • Most guys (and girls) terrified of her
  • Doesn’t blush easily but when she does it blotches uglily but Percy calls it beautiful
  • When she smiles, her normally sharp face softens and she looks like an angel
  • Definitely a ballet dancer
  • And a painter
  • Lives with her mom after an abusive childhood at the hands of her stepmother (like Cinderella kinda) (her dad didn’t know obviously)
  • Likes to keep her hair pinned up bc it bugs her when it gets in her face
  • Takes classes three years above her grade
  • Is going to be an architect (duh)
  • Tutors Percy two days a week on pretty much every subject


  • A combination of copper and strawberry-blond hair
  • Eyes soft brown like chocolate
  • Light smattering of freckles across his nose and cheeks
  • Clumsy
  • Needs crutches
  • Blushes whenever Juniper walks up to the group
  • Blush spreads to his ears as well (which Juniper finds adorable)
  • Definitely plays flute
  • Best flute player in band
  • Loves to play video games w Percy
  • Patient and kind
  • Always remembers friends’ birthdays
  • Probably also sketches when bored
  • (is really good at drawing faces)
  • (but hands are hard for him)
  • (as well as feet)
  • (and the OTHER EYE oh my gods)
  • Was abandoned as a child
  • Lives with a big foster family and they’re all kinda rough but he never gets too hurt
  • Lives across from Juniper


  • Way tanned (especially when compared to his hair)
  • Hair bleached almost white (lighter than Annabeth’s)
  • Lightning-blue eyes that seem to pierce through you
  • Surprisingly good at writing and English class.
  • Intimidates most guys at school using his height
  • Surprisingly good sense of humor
  • Plays football
  • And wrestles
  • But likes to bake
  • And rides horses on the weekend
  • Stammers when flustered
  • Doesn’t blush that easily though
  • Struggles with math
  • Zeus constantly pushes him to do better and he doesn’t have a ton of time for him and Thalia because he’s working
  • (Thalia is his big sister/mother figure in his life)
  • Mom died in a car crash when he was three
  • Eats candy obsessively


  • Hair and skin pretty much the same shade (very dark)
  • Kaleidoscope eyes that fascinate Jason
  • Loves to sketch outdoors
  • When she’s bored in class she’ll braid her hair
  • So she’ll walk out of math every day with five or so random braids swinging around her head
  • Jason finds it adorable obviously
  • She tutors Jason in math bc he struggles and she’s two years ahead of everyone in math at home (she does extra worksheets during her spare time) but she is in the regular class for her grade
  • Avoids anything to do with drama like the plague
  • During the summer, convinces her dad to let her take everyone (the seven, Nico, and Reyna) to Hawaii to their private house there
  • Wants to be a professional surfer when she grows up
  • The reason she works so hard at math is to prove to the others she’s not just a pretty face
  • Sings the lead roles in the school plays b/c one time the drama teacher heard her and has never let her forget it
  • She totally rock climbs
  • And does karate
  • Because she’s a badass


  • Black hair just as dark as Percy’s, but always messier so it doesn’t look as velvety
  • Curly hair
  • Is almost never seen without dirt on his clothes or face
  • Pale golden-tan from being born that shade, not because he goes outside a lot because he doesn’t
  • Small, pixie-like, with a wicked-sharp tongue and a sharp smile
  • When he smiles he gets crow’s feet though
  • Created a small robotic dragon (some people can swear it has a mind of its own)
  • Works with his dad in his dad’s garage on the weekends
  • Will definitely take over the garage when he’s older
  • His mom died in the same garage fire
  • But no Tia Callida or whatever though!!!
  • Doesn’t really do sports
  • Is super good at History
  • Photographic memory
  • Which is useful when looking at instructions for building stuff
  • Taught Calypso Morse Code so during English (their only class together) they tap out messages to the other on the desks
  • Leo constantly makes Calypso get in trouble for laughing out loud at his jokes


  • Golden-Chinese kind of
  • Short jet-black hair
  • Speaks Chinese, Spanish, Greek, Latin, and German because of his grandmother’s strict teaching as a child
  • Totally an actor geek
  • Goes to an archery range almost every day after school
  • Seriously addicted to Starbucks
  • (but won’t admit it)
  • Asked out Hazel by filling her locker with balloons and roses
  • Loves to bake (cupcakes are his favorite)
  • Convinced his grandma to let him get a cat
  • Now his grandma runs a cat cafe and he helps after school after the archery range
  • His mom is hardly ever home but she’s amazing when she is home, always helping him with schoolwork and super encouraging about everything
  • (which, let’s face it, is a refreshing change from his grandma)
  • His mom and dad were never married, but they got together during a army thing and had a one-night stand
  • Frank’s met his father once and hated him b/c he loves violence and doesn’t support Frank’s baking and acting


  • Sometimes is made fun of for her really bushy hair
  • (Annabeth calls her Hermione)
  • Her skin is super dark from riding her horse almost every day
  • And her hair is pretty goldish-lightish which is a combination that would look weird on anyone else
  • When she was younger she had a lethal accident involving a car and a street and was in a coma for a year, when she woke up it felt like she’d been dead for centuries
  • Frank likes to teach her about the new tech
  • Loves the Hunger Games and Harry Potter
  • Best class is Art and loves to do pottery and paint, but isn’t very good at sketching
  • Nico’s half-sister (obviously)
  • Hades is pretty much an amazing dad 
  • Takes Hazel’s mom out every Friday night to keep their relationship strong
  • (especially after that year when Hazel’s mom got addicted to and overdosed on heroine. After that he takes extra care of his family especially well)
  • One of the smallest girls in their grade and is just a tiny bit taller than Frank’s elbow


  • Pale but not overly so since he is Italian
  • Shaggy dark hair that falls in his eyes (he forgets to brush it most days)
  • Lives with Hades after the car accident that had killed his mom and Bianca
  • Two years younger than Hazel and loves Mythomagic 
  • Loves Minecraft 
  • Spoiled by Hades 
  • McDonald’s!!!!! 
  • Loves to watch Supernatural 
  • Speaks English, Italian, and Spanish (taught Hazel Italian and speaks Spanish with Reyna when talking about stuff behind the backs of their friends) 
  • Really good at sneaking around so he sneaks out of bed to get candy every night 
  • Thinks of Reyna as another older sister 
  • Doesn’t really like sports but is still athletic 
  • Sometimes he’ll run 
  • Had a crush on Percy for a while but then SOLANGELO!!!!!! 


  • Friends call her Katniss b/c of her long braid 
  • Dark chocolate brown hair the same color as her eyes 
  • Slightly taller than Percy but shorter than Jason 
  • Teensy bit taller than Piper and Annabeth who are about the same height 
  • Loves to play rock guitar 
  • Lives on a ranch with her sister who has custody over her after her dad went insane 
  • Works at a smoothie shop every night after school until 9
  • On weekends works from 10-3:30
  • REALLY good at cooking
  • Whenever she and everyone else hang out she’s the one making the food
  • Really good at pulling all-nighters
  • In SuperWhoLock
  • Watches Supernatural every Sunday night with Nico
  • Doesn’t care for Harry Potter b/c she says ‘there’s not enough action’
  • annabeth counters that with ‘you haven’t read the later books’
  • Loves the hunger games
  • Most guys at school terrified of her
  • idk i feel like she’s a big fangirl
  • i also feel that she’s aromantic after Jason and Percy
Secrets, Songs and Bad Habits | Part 7

I’m back lovelies!!!! Okay not entirely, I’m still not taking requests but SS&BH is back and I’ll be writing and posting when I can again. Honestly, the amount of continued love and support despite my hiatus has been incredible and I adore you all so fucking much. So, I hope you enjoy…

- A xoxo 

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs


“And she sings, our little firecracker friend can sing!” FP announced, provoking a roar from the Serpents that were piled into the bar amidst could of smoke and the unending sound of glasses being clinked. You giggled in response, pretending to be coy after being caught singing along to the distant drawl of a song that was playing from a crackly radio somewhere. As the only girl in the establishment and the only non-serpent, all eyes were fixed on your small figure after FP’s announcement. A chorus of “Sing for us Doll!” and “Awh come on, give us a song” erupted from the patrons surrounding you and you pretended to ponder the idea before laughing in agreement. You beckoned over the nearest Serpent and asked him to help you up onto the pool table; the game that was taking place on which having ceased when everyone’s attention had turned to you.

Originally posted by thealipower

After struggling to mount said pool table in your heels, you finally stood, using it as a makeshift stage and allowing everyone in the bar a view of you. Heavy-handed cheers and narrow-eyes leers came from the men around you and they eventually died down as they eagerly awaited your impending performance. Leaning down you cheekily took a cigarette from between the fingers of a particularly burly, bearded biker and took a lazy drag before returning it to the man and clearing your throat dramatically.

“I would like to dedicate this performance to all of you lovely serpents here today! You may have a bad rep’ around here but tonight you saved me from a night of tears and tantrums and for that, I can’t thank you enough. Oh, and I can’t forget, a super special thanks to Mr. FP for scaring away my ride, I wouldn’t be where I am without ya,” you said with a mixture of sincerity and sarcasm which earned you a plethora of gruff chuckles from your new-found audience and a toast in your name after which you began to sing.

Originally posted by psychicznadziewczyna

Call all the ladies out

They’re in their finery

A hundred jewels on throats

A hundred jewels between teeth

Now bring my boys in

Their skin in craters like the moon

The moon we love like a brother, while he glows through the room


The entire bar was silent as they listened to you, awestruck and wide-eyed. At the mention of boys, you beckoned the men in the bar with your hands and they let out yet another chorus of amused cheers to which you grinned at them in response.

Dancin’ around the lies we tell

Dancin’ around big eyes as well

Even the comatose they don’t dance and tell


We live in cities you’ll never see on screen

Not very pretty, but we sure know how to run things

Living in ruins of a palace within my dreams

And you know, we’re on each other’s team

As you belted out the chorus the entire bar was filled with praise as the serpents gawked and gushed over your apparent talent.

I’m kind of over getting told to throw my hands up in the air, so there

So all the cups got broke shards beneath our feet but it wasn’t my fault

And everyone’s competing for a love they won’t receive

‘Cause what this palace wants is release


You threw your hands up and rolled your eyes to punctuate the lyrics you were singing and some of the men around you let out enthusiastic ‘yeahs’ and ‘whoop whoops’.

We live in cities you’ll never see on screen

Not very pretty, but we sure know how to run things

Living in ruins of a palace within my dreams

And you know, we’re on each other’s team


Two of the serpents helped lift you off of the pool table and onto the neighbouring bar so that you could prance along it as they encouraged you to kick any whiskey-filled glasses or beer bottles off of the bar-top and onto the floor, smashing them violently against the ground so that they broke into glistening shards and the remaining liquid inside seeped out like blood from a wound.

Originally posted by tvd-official

I’m kind of over getting told to throw my hands up in the air

So there

I’m kinda older than I was when I rebelled without a care

So there

We live in cities you’ll never see on screen

Not very pretty, but we sure know how to run things

Living in ruins of a palace within my dreams

And you know, we’re on each other’s team

We’re on each other’s team

And you know, we’re on each other’s team

We’re on each other’s team

And you know, and you know, and you know


As you finished the song every patron in the bar barrelled towards you. For a second you panicked a little, fearing that they were pouncing on you in an impromptu attack however instead you were pulled from your position on the bar and into the strong arms of the onslaught of gang members as they showered you with bear hugs and compliments. You couldn’t help but laugh at yourself at your momentary misjudgment and hug them all back just as furiously.


The sound of the door slamming open hit the atmosphere like a bullet to the head and immediately the atmosphere was pierced by the presence of none other than Jughead Pendleton Jones the Third as he stood in the dim light above the doorway with his jaw clenched and a leather jacket - that you had never seen before - slung over his lean frame. His silver eyes flitted from you to the Biker gang currently embracing you and then to FP who simply grinned at him, seemingly not picking up on his utterly unimpressed exterior.

“Jug, my boy, you just missed out on this little firecracker’s singing debut,” FP drawled, approaching Jughead, slinging an arm around his shoulders and clapping him on the back enthusiastically. Jughead just scowled in response and glared at you as you shot him a sickly sweet and sarcastic smile.

“What is she doing here, Dad?” Jughead demanded, his creamy skin flushing and his fists clenching as he motioned towards you with a nod of his beanie-clad head.

Dad?” you repeated as your eyes widened in both surprise at the previous revelation and Jughead’s current demeanor. Jughead turned to face FP, thus turning his back to you and revealing the logo that was emblazoned upon the rear of his leather jacket. 

Originally posted by moondipity

He turned back to you, a flicker of what you read as shame lingering behind his dark lashes. “I didn’t want you to find out like this, (Y/N)… I didn’t want you to find out at all…”

chapter 53 bungou stray dogs spoilers beneath

i’m having too many emotions i’m dying it’s too heavy the weight of dazai and odasaku and just a lot of people in there

we have our fukumori ship, i’m already already already already already

we have dazai and atsushi in SUITS

we have dazai smiling from his heart, like the picture above; we have him remembering odasaku again (T-T odasaku)

we also have mafia and agency tgt against the rats

and they WIN

how much more can i cry for this picture 

these full pictures always catch my heart like OW

we also have dazai and fitzgerald getting along, hanging out in a fucking cafe, 

and the slender dazai body

and surprised fyodors (finally! thank you asagiri sensei and harukawa sensei.)

we have evil (and happy) dazai and fitzgerald 

cute kyouka trying to be cuter in a maid outfit

and chuuya and ranpo’s honeymoon in edgar’s book

finally we have the shin soukoku ultimate move, atsushi in rashomon!!!! (applause for atsushi in black)

thank you asagiri sensei and harukawa sensei for doing this wonder chapter as a resolution to the cannibalism arc! i couldn’t expect a more wonderful resolution than this. thank you so much for making my life a whole again, after introducing so many heart wrenching conflicts. 

again, odasaku’s death and dazai’s burden just weighs on my heart and it hurts so much now. the weight of human emotions and the weight of the burdens on these young people (and old people too, fukumori grandpas) just pushes me down to the ground and this is both satisfying and just–it makes me very sad and happy at the same time. i want to yell and exclaim, ah this is the human life i am going to experience one day, perhaps; but i can’t help but feel the weight of life and experiences in life. 

bungou stray dogs… what should i say about you. you totally ruined my life but you made it whole again. for that thank you so much T-T 

Jet Wolf Summarizes Act 44

The manga and I kind of hate each other. This is unfortunate, but still, I’m determined to come out of this with something. Rather than spend energy on a liveblog that’s increasingly negative, I’m reading each manga act (mostly) silently, and then writing up summaries at the end. I won’t pull my punches. There’s going to be criticism and snark about the manga, either wholesale or in details. If that isn’t a thing you feel like reading, please skip this post!


We start with the Outers, who I think all got married off panel, and talk about what they’ve been up to for the past six months.

Yes, apparently it’s been six months between them fucking off and now. Don’t think about how that doesn’t make any sense whatsoever within the context of the end of the last arc and the beginning of this one which happen within about the space of a day. WE ARE REPEATEDLY ASSURED IT’S REALLY BEEN SIX MONTHS.

I can’t read a single one of these bloody issues without Takeuchi fucking gaslighting me.

Anyway, we had some fun with the Outers shit, by which I mostly mean we took something terrible and laughed at it, and you can refresh your memory about all that here.

Really, anytime The Babadook seamlessly takes Michiru’s place is a good time.

But then we leave the Outers and return to Minako, whose been dangling off of a twenty foot high platform this whole time, and the fun immediately gets sucked away. SPEAKING OF SUCK



I’ll come back and scream, don’t worry. But this is a quick summary (I originally typed that as “squick summary” AND NEVER WERE MY FINGERS MORE ACCURATE), and I may as well get it out the way first.

Artemis becomes a human because god is dead, and he not only saves Minako but says he’s the reason she couldn’t transform. OKAY. He powers her up and I guess it’s supposed to be sweet, but for some strange reason, I’m just not feeling it.



Minako does great, but then not really, and the others are captured and brainwashed . TO BE CONTINUED GOSH I WONDER IF THE OUTERS WILL SHOW UP AND SAVE THEM AWESOME

Jesus fucking wept, okay, back to this bullshittery. So Artemis is human now, or ~humanoid~, the fuck ever, he’s a PERSON not a CAT. First and foremost, maybe don’t create animal characters if you’re not actually interested in them being animals, Takeuchi. Because if he can do it, I’m guessing so can Luna, and probably Diana. Which puts you at fucking six for six on the animal/human thing, which likely doesn’t concern you, but does me, a little.

Because let’s consider. Let’s just stop and fucking consider the ramifications of this for three seconds in that way I know you absolutely did not. And we’ll start JUST LAST ISSUE.





The vast stormy umi of problems I had with this last time? That he’s human only makes them ten times worse. THIS IS A GROWN MAN PEEPING ON HIS YOUNG TEENAGE CHARGE HOW EXACTLY DID YOU FEEL THAT ENHANCED THE STORY AND CHARACTERS

And he’s a grown man who’s been LYING to Minako this entire time. That’s what I can’t get out of my head. He’s been fundamentally lying to Minako about who and what he is FOR YEARS. Which would be one thing if he lived in a little cat house outside or had his own place down the block or whatever. But no. He stays in her house, in her ROOM. He’s around her CONSTANTLY. Every day, nearly every minute. With her thinking he was a cat (a talking magical cat, yes, BUT A CAT), having no idea who she was hugging, teasing, crying to, joking about, fighting alongside, sleeping next to, LIVING with.

How may times before now might Minako have been saved from some trouble, minor or major, if Artemis had popped into human form? How much physical pain might he have saved her from enduring as she fought alone, because he was “just a cat”? How much has she done in front of him without even thinking about? I guarantee you I’d lose my fucking shit if one day my dog was like “oh btw, I’m human, lol.” BITCH I LET YOU SLEEP UNDER THE COVERS WITH YOUR HEAD ON MY ASS WHAT THE FUCK.

It was weird and complicated enough when Artemis was perving on Minako as a cat. I feel like I need a thousand showers now he’s been human the whole time. If I’m Minako, key to transforming or no, I’m kicking Artemis the fuck out of my life and shooting a Crescent Beam between his eyes on sight from this day forward.

But I know that won’t happen. If we get even a panel COMMENTING on this, it’d be a bloody miracle. The actual depth of Artemis’s deception though, the degree to which he lied and KEPT lying to Minako, I know we’ll never go there. I know it’s not crossing Takeuchi’s mind that this is a problem at all. let alone how HUGE a problem.

So this is just where I am now. Disgusted and furious with Artemis, his relationship with Minako in tatters for me, and absolutely no benefits to any of this whatsoever.

Remember when, in Episode 100, Artemis gave Minako flowers and asked her to spend the evening with him and it was adorable and precious and wonderful and perfect? REMEMBER WHEN I COULD THINK OF THAT AND KNEW JOY RATHER THAN NAUSEA

Oh, speaking of nausea, Usagi’s sick now too or something, whatever.

pernicketylittlebastard-blog1  asked:

E1! Or any number you like really! :)

Anything I like? How about some #1 with a healthy helping of #10?

When your workmates are sick, you help them out. In this case I offered to go to a calving an hour’s drive away from the clinic while my coworker with the flu stayed in town to deal with smaller patients.

It was my first calving as a graduated vet, and certainly the first one I had attempted on my own. Fortunately the grizzled old cattle vets at uni had unshakable faith that no matter for young or small or feeble we might be, if we were willing to give it a go we would be able to get the calf out. Failing that, we could take it out the side.

It was a glorious drive out to the property. Beautiful warm winter sun, fields still green and a clear sky. My own music playing (radio out therew as unreliable at best) and me happily singing along without a care for most of the trip.

The stockyards with my waiting patient were on a hill that you could actually see the ocean from. Very uplifting to see, and the weather was turning warm. The farmer and his adult son were waiting, having already tried themselves to pull the calf, with no success.

My lecturers had warned me about scenarios like this. The farmer’s son could have been described as an Australian Arnold Schwarzenegger. I felt sorry for the cow trying to accommodate those biceps laden arms trying to grab the calf inside her. I decided that he would do most of the pulling.

Now I had, for various reasons, gained some weight since I was at uni and had purchased my overalls. They still fit over my legs but were’t going over my top half so well. No matter, I tied the sleeves around my waist and set about making a disposable apron from a body bag.

Or body bags were bright orange thick plastic, a bit like a super heavy duty garbage bag. Cut some holes for arms and your head, and you have a very waterproof cover that is easy to clean, or cheap to chuck. Both of these features are very important when working at the back end of a cow.

So I set to work, introducing the poor cow to the wonderful benefits of modern drugs including an epidural and literally buckets of lube.

The calf was stuck because it had one front leg facing backwards and its neck had been twisted around. On he the phone the farmer had told me it was coming breech, so I already felt more confident knowing that they were wrong. They probably couldn’t get those big arms in deep enough to feel what I could.

Unfortunately the calf was already dead, which is what happens when you procrastinate on these matters. No matter, it was about saving the cow now.

No human can push against the abdominal and uterine muscles of a cow, even a tired one. Fortunately I had drugs in the car to make her stop pushing so I could push the calf back into the uterus, where there was more room to reposition all those long limbs. I needed to get chains around both front feet, and hooks into the head, before pulling all three things together.

This sounds simple. It’s not. It’s a bit like trying to play Tetris with body parts in a warm, slippery, compressed sack that you can’t look into, but are reaching as deep as you can for maximum mobility. It’s also a bit like trying to solve a rubix cube by texture alone when it is surrounded by other cubes all jumped together. On top of he hat, while your brain is concentrating on this complex 3D puzzle, your eye is closely watching the cow’s anus which is approximately 10cm from your face unless you are very tall. For those not experienced with cattle, that is well within range.

It was about this point, with two chains on but a head that still required negotiation, that I realised the sleeves around my waist had come untied and my overalls were slowly slipping down my hips.

Now I was never the sort of lass to feel comfortable showing my legs. I was loathe to even wear a skirt, but I was determined to show no weakness and get on with the job. Body image issues aside I took a brief pause to remove the overalls completely and resume pulling the calf.

I was wearing my underwear, a tank top, my trust steel capped boots and a bright orange plastic body bag which did thankfully cover me to mid thigh.

I also had firm assurance from both the farmer and his son that my boss was to never, ever hear about this particular detail.

Insecurities aside I got back to work and with a lot of effort but relatively little swearing. Eventually I got the eye hooks into the head and managed to bring it around to face the right way.

The calf was starting to rot at this point, and they bloat up a bit when they do so. This meant it was a really tight squeeze to get it through the pelvis, but lubricant is a cows best friend in situations like this.

It’s important to take charge in situations like this. Sound confident and politely give everyone else standing around a job to do. Ideally get them to do most of the pulling while you do the levering, which is what I did.

There is a moment before the calf comes out where the shoulders get stuck on the pelvis. This is partly because calves are shaped to come out in a downwards direction, and we inevitably end up pulling horizontally at shoulder height. The solution is to have so,done climb up the rails and stand on the chain, using their weight to lever the calf down until the shoulders fall through. You then have only a brief moment as the calf starts to move before everything gives way beneath your feet and you need to catch yourself on the rail.

They calf slid out with a sound best described as “Schloop-splot” landing I’m the wet ground behind the cow.

As it was long dead I quickly checked the cow for any trauma, or a twin. Always check for a twin before you go home.

I was tired. I was filthy. I was elated!

My first successful calving!

And the only one without pants!

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the pimpernel au tag

ALRIGHT look you said you liked the first scenario more because it meant asshole Pierce was gone sooner, but I’m going to counter that argument so hold on to your socks.

(like, I do like the idea of bucky-the-party-boy talking his in-the-dark boyfriend steve through disarming a bomb but you know how i get when i’m plotting things and that’s ‘let’s draw out the pining because i’m a huge asshole’ so let’s draw out the pining. because i’m a huge asshole)

(only not really)

(i mean the pining part, i’m probably still an asshole)

BECAUSE what I’ve been thinking about since I posted this is Steve and Bucky falling in love - Steve with Bucky as he is, the way he’s a dramatic attention-seeking dick in public and very solid and sweet in private. Like he went into it thinking he’d have to put up with Bucky, but he enjoys being around him. And maybe it’s because Bucky lets things slip easier in private, but  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i posted about this, so I won’t go into much detail.

BUT BUCKY we didn’t look at who Bucky is and how he feels, because Bucky would be very lonely and isolated. He’d have the friends he parties with that he thinks of as diversions. He’d have the contacts he has as WS who are always so ON the cause, but he doesn’t have anyone for him.  Once, he had Steve, but his mom remarried at 13 and they moved to DC, so it’s been more than a decade since he had a person. (in the Grey’s Anatomy sense - he’s my person)

Then Steve comes back, and Bucky feels like he can breathe again. But I think Bucky as WS would be very aware of who Steve was and what he was doing.  I think Bucky-as-WS and Steve-the-investigative-journalist would have run ins and be on each other’s radar, and it probably hurts that he’s so close to Steve and Steve treats him as a professional, so the WS’s relationship with Steve is always CAUSE oriented. 

But, unlike the trope of the original book, I like the idea of Steve having a professional relationship with WS but nothing more.  They exchange info and help each other out. The vigilante and the reporter.

So when WS shows up at Steve’s apartment during the stove-exploding scenario, they probably have a convo that’s about Bucky, like: 

WS: I’ll take you to your boyfriend’s, you’ll be safer there

WS: you know I never saw you with someone like Bucky Barnes

WS: he’s apathetic towards everything. And you’re crusading to save america. i don’t see the appeal

Steve: yeah, but i love him.

WS: (sounding wistful/yearning instead of incredulous) Really?

WS: (finally incredulous) You love him?  Despite his personality?

Steve: and because of. I like him, he makes me laugh and has this unique ability to bring me out of my own head. I’ve been so much happier now that we’re… well, not boyfriends. You’re underestimating his ability to commit.

And then when Bucky comes home, he smiles at Steve like he’s so ridiculously happy to see him and touches him like he’s wonderful. 

Because Bucky is Bucky Barnes as well as the WS. he likes selfie hipster culture and dancing in clubs and lounging by the pool for hours, he just doesn’t like always being that person. He hates pretending to be apathetic and dumb, got bored of the game a long time ago, but Steve makes it fun again. He’s just waiting for Steve to piece it together, but at the same time the fact Steve likes that side of him too was more than he could ever hope for.

SO we have a love story leading up to Steve being in danger, you get my point. 

I think after the accident, both Bucky/WS and Steve dedicate all their efforts towards bringing Pierce down.  It’s like a one-episode story arc and it’s done.

What i’m interested in is the idea of Steve being openly in love with Bucky and slowly expanding on all those hints that Bucky/WS are the same person. So their lives aren’t on the line (except in the way that they’re both very visibly working to bring down the current administration) and there can be more of those moments where they’re in public and Bucky says something that’s a complete zinger and then pretends to be clueless. Or they’re in private, almost dozing, and Bucky laughs at a joke on Saturday Night Live that’s so layered it takes Steve a moment to understand it.

Or both of them are at a protest and for some reason WS appears next to Steve when things get violent, like he’d been tracking his movements.

tl;dr -  get the hard part out of the way first with Bucky’s identity still concealed and then have a lot of fun with identity porn y/n?

Why I love Twenty One Pilots

Tyler Robert Joseph
Joshua William Dun
Tyler’s lyrics, poetic, eerie at times and hard hitting they are
How emotional he is when he sings like he puts a piece of his soul into every song he writes
How smol they are
How smol Josh is
How hot Josh is
How innocent they are
They love their mums
How Josh drums
Josh’s tattoos
Tyler’s tattoos
How Josh can play the trumpet
How salty the clique is
How helpful the clique is
How connected Tyler and Josh are to the clique e.g we are twenty one pilots and so are you
How funny and awkward they are in interviews
How quietly sassy Tyler is
How honest Tyler is
Their concerts look amazing as frick
So many references and new phrases
How many lives they have actually saved like genuinely as cliche or stupid as that sounds
Stay alive
This: |-/
Kitchen sink
Tyler’s piano playing
How they embrace Joshler
How much Tyler loves Jenna and how happy they are together
Their tweets are actually funny (not biased I promise)
The fanart
How upbeat some of their songs sound but how dark the lyrics are
Some songs make you think
Some are sad and depressing
Tyler is so much better than he was a few years ago
Josh’s anxiety is slowly getting better, he can now speak in speeches by himself so progress (I think)
How cute they are together e.g disneyland
How they need each other and would die for each other
 They truly are best friends or should I say best frens
They are soul mates, not the romantic type but soul mates nonetheless
I’m pretty sure Jenna and Tyler are soul mates too after all she is the tear in his heart
His acoustic performances
Their amazing covers of songs
Their debates
Fireflies meme
San Francisco
All of their songs without a doubt are amazing
How it’s not just Tyler’s songs but Josh’s too
How Josh gets repeatedly kicked out of the band
Tyler’s basketball playing
Tyler’s twitching in some parts of songs
It’s impossible to choose a favourite song (at least for me)
At least one of there songs means more to someone for some reason
Tyler can literally breathe and it will have some hidden philosophical meaning
How they are 90% little kids
Tyler’s rapping
Josh looks good with any hair colour that he dyes it and his natural hair colour
Josh’s mocha eyes *flashback to forest fic*
Excuse me, could you please leave?
Josh can actually sing well
Tyler can play the drums well
Self titled tells a story
Regional at best brings nostalgia and worries
Vessel brings violent battles
Blurryface is a constant between Tyler getting better and Blurryface taking over
Who Blurryface is (but I don’t like Blurryface)
What’s a blurryface?
Tyler has defeated him for now but Blurryface always be there
We did it
Tyler’s speeches
The theories and hype for the new album
All the youtubers who make amazing twenty one pilots edits and videos
They make people think instead of just brightening their day because it feels like someone understands what they are going through
Hidden meanings in Tyler’s songs
How catchy the lyrics are
Theory: We are the few, Josh is the proud and Tyler is the emotional
Josh is the proud (standing tall)
We are the few (the lines that connects them)
Tyler is the emotional (falling but fighting)
And we are all in this circle, hence the circle
Together we are the few, the proud and the emotional (not my theory)