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Benophie AU: Pretty waitress

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so yah fayz never happened just so you know

  • sam had a habit of sending astrid those christian memes bc it always made her laugh, and after she quit religion, she used this collection of memes to cheer orc up
  • dekka has this super cute gf and they skype at night and they once finally met up and this was a lot of tears and also they were mostly mine
  • brianna is in a wheelchair (idk where this came from i just love to suffer dsgfs) but is still like. super fast. jokes abt being sonic. shouts ‘nyooom’ if shes going rlly fast. famous for screaming ‘on your left fuckboy!’ while outrunning drake
  • people bring brianna stickers for her wheelchair. its covered in them. theres no free space. nothing escapes from the stickers
  • coates had their own version of rickrolling. it involved managing to send drake a url which leads to hotline bling and not die.
  • dahra and mary are dating. you can stick your canon up your bums these two are the purest couple.
  • diana dumped caine with a bang everyone clapped i was there i was the lampshade
  • roger sends edilio paper letters w his drawings. they are mostly drawings of edilio. he hangs every single one in his room and then mumbles abt clicheness.
  • everyone calls sam ms. frizzle
  • lana is fricking riPPED and she takes super long morning runs and takes patrick w her. the jogs are super long bc patrick stops to sniff every tree and lana has to stop because ‘what if i run too far away and somETHING HAPPENS’
  • albert met some ppl and started an internet business and 👏 is 👏 making 👏 that 👏 money
  • sinder and jezzie started a mini fashion trend called nature goth and their instagram feeds are fire and plants are always watered
  • caine is now known for buying 200$ worth of cheap vodka from howard because hes rich and doesnt know how money works. he got alcohol poisoning bc he didnt want this to be awkward.
  • also about howard he always escorts orc to church and patiently waits outside before escorting him back or just taking a walk w him, throwing some rocks at windows.
  • orsay has weird super detailed dreams about there being a giant dome and only kids around and she carefully writes them down and gives bored national park visitors to read. they tend to return just to know the updates on the story of trapped kids with weird powers.
  • duck  👏 got  👏 a  👏 pool

welcome to the first post in my literature deconstructed series!! sorry for my crappy header. in this series ill be deconstructing some major points and themes in novels youll probably read in high school, or just generally good classics. i wont be going over plot too much - this is supposed to help with theme, characterization, symbols, etc. so with that, frankenstein is under the cut!

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iwantcupcakes’ Iron Man Christmas giveaway

Iron Man’s colors are red and gold.  Two of the three colors of Christmas are red and gold.  Coincidence? Well … yeah.

My first giveaway went ok so I’ve been thinking about doing it again with some duplicate Iron Man merch that I don’t need.  It happens to be the holiday season so it’s the perfect time.

All of these are new and in their original packaging–.

  • Iron Man convertible backpack from ThinkGeek
  • iHome Iron Man rechargeable AUX speaker
  • Captain America: Civil War Iron Man 4″ die-cast metal figure by Jada
  • Iron Man “character containers” candy + stickers pack

Items as pictured above. In order to enter–  

  1. Reblog this post.
  2. Reblogs and likes both count.
  3. Ideally must be 18 or older.

Please, I really don’t want folks to click the “follow” button just because I’m giving away free shit.  Following me, while cool, is absolutely not required.

The winner will be chosen by 9pm CST on 12/16/2016.  I’ll contact the winner ASAP; if no response in 12 hours, I’ll pick a different one.

If you have questions, feel free to ask.

Things I wonder about First Word Soulmate AUs/new take on the trope:

Tattoo parlors that specialize in covering soulmarks.

- Having a soulmate doesn’t mean things will work out. Maybe your soulmate brought out the worst of you and you only fit as that version of yourself, but you can’t stand it so you leave because you rather be single and a good person.

- Maybe they died and seeing their words becomes too much.

- Maybe that relationship was toxic and hell if you survived all that to keep their words on your skin.

- You don’t believe in fate and refuse to give into it, so fuck it, you are not even getting a nice tattoo you are getting a big fucking black square.

- You find love outside your soulmark and want to show that person those words don’t matter.

- A spy/person with a dangerous job wants to keep their soulmate safe.

Do you need to be face to face for the words to work? For example:

- If your soulmate was famous, and the first time you heard them was when a popular song was on the radio, does that mean you get the whole song tattoed into your skin?

- Similarly, what if you think somebody famous is your soulmate because you have the first song you heard from them tattoed, and then it turns out you went to a karaoke place and somebody sang it there? (and sang it badly)

- If you saw a TV show and one of the actors was your soulmate, and they addressed the camera like in the office, would that mean you have those words?

- Would they work if a telemarketer called you?

- What if you saw a youtube video/vine?

Changing marks:

- You don’t get a set soulmate. The decisions you make in life and the person you become change the outcome, so you start with “hello” and then decide to go study abroad and the words change to “thank fuck, you speak English too” and the hand writing is totally different so you know it’s not the same person.

- You start dating somebody who doesn’t have your words, but things are great and you absolutely fall madly in love, you can’t picture anybody else in your life and then the words in your wrist change to “hey did you pick up the milk?” and you recognize that handwriting and your partner comes out of the bedroom all sleepy and asks “hey did you pick up the milk?”

- The words are not on your skin immediately, so you meet somebody and then a few hours later notice that the asshole who yelled “get out of the way you moron” is your soulmate and now you have to fucking track them. Joy.

What about medieval times when people couldn’t read?

- Would there have been a profession/people capable of reading who dedicated their life to traveling around and reading people’s words to them so they could memorize them?

What if you are deaf or mute?

- Would you instead of having words be marked in the place where your soulmate touches you the first time?

舍不得 (Reluctantly)
黄子韬
舍不得 (Reluctantly)

《舍不得》(Reluctantly) by Huang Zitao
Song and lyrics by Huang Zitao

Translation:

Look at the pointer turning, it’s counting down the time
The time we spent together is slowly slipping away
Recording your every movement and sound
I’ll never forget or delete it

The moment that I boarded the plane
those tears that couldn’t be stopped
In this moment they still came(1)
My heart hurts so, so much

Don’t regret loving you, don’t want you to waste away
My heart’s always missing you, don’t care how far it is I want to go there
I want so badly to return to the day that we first met
But I can only watch the memories we’ve kept…

RAP:
Return anew to the reality
You told me before we wouldn’t have a result
You were right, but I couldn’t control it
I’d rather not have those results
Because I had you I understood that this is love
Very happy, got it? Got it?(2)
Only when I’m together with you would I freely enjoy life, got it?
But really, all of our experiences will disappear like foam, got it?
Even if it’ll turn to foam I’ll still love you
I’d rather have our final farewell, I still won’t choose to gie up, I’ll never not treasure you
Because of you this song exists, I know for sure you’re listening.

What the future will become I don’t care what it becomes, as long as you’re happy it’s all fine
Meet someone that loves you more, replace me and grow old together
Preserve that smile of yours, that cuteness, ok?
That’s my only request

Don’t regret loving you, don’t want you to waste away
My heart’s always missing you, don’t care how far it is I want to go there
I want so badly to return to the day that we first met
But I can only watch the memories we’ve kept…

Ah… Ah…

What the future will become I don’t care what it becomes, as long as you’re happy it’s all fine
Meet someone that loves you more, replace me and grow old together
Preserve that smile of yours, that cuteness, ok?
That’s my only request

Don’t regret loving you, don’t want you to waste away
My heart’s always missing you, don’t care how far it is I want to go there
I want so badly to return to the day that we first met
But I can only watch the memories we’ve kept…

(1) This phrase can be interpreted two ways; if connected with the line “these tears that can’t be stopped” then the interpretation is as I’ve written, emphasizing that he didn’t want to cry but the tears still came.
If you interpret it as a separate phrase, the meaning becomes “this moment still came” instead, indicating that the moment of leaving was something he’d tried to avoid, but was inescapable in the end.

(2) The literal translation here is more like “Understand?” “Do you get it?” something along those lines, but very informal. It’s the equivalent of “capiche?” So it’s been shortened to “Got it?” in this translation.

If you have any further questions, feel free to ask!

Pinyin and original characters under the cut

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♥ Gou All Out!:[ ᴅ ᴀ y - F ᴏ ᴜ ʀ ]

M a g i c a l G i r l

[ … ] If you become a magical girl, I can make your wish come true. You don’t have much time left, your brother’s happiness is in danger right now!

anonymous asked:

Yo where can I actually read settlers?

readsettlers.com

theres free PDFs there but u can also pay for a different version (which i havent read yet because im skint lol)