and there were spiders there the whole time

Being Tony’s daughter and daing Peter would include...

Originally posted by brokencxstiel

(Not my gif) 

  • Tony not knowing of course 
  • OF COURSE;
  • You’ve been secretly dating for over a year 
  • A.FUCKING.YEAR; 
  • The rest of the avengers finding out: 
  • Steve wanted to wake you up and caught you cuddling with Peter 
  • You were having a sleepover thingy with Wanda when Peter came in through the window with his spider-man costume. 
  • BLEEDING. 
  • After you helped him with the wounds and kissed his forehead, Wanda connected two and two 
  • Thor walked on you two making out 
  • Vision just- 
  • He just doesn’t learn to knock
  • Natasha was listening to you rambling, when you accidentally told her 
  • Bruce recognized Peter’s t-shirt when you wore it and casually asked if you two were dating 
  • CLINT CAUGHT YOU ON A DATE 
  • “Y/N?” 
  • and then you turned around slowly
  • and Peter just kinda stared at Clint with emotionless look on his face. ;
  • So the whole team kept the secret 
  • and Tony doesn’t know; 
  • One time you had a pretty hard make out session and things got heated.
  • You ended up with a hickey 
  • AND EVERYONE FREAKED OUT BECAUSE TONY WOULD SEE IT 
  • “Here! Have a turtle neck top” 
  • You managed to hide it 
  • But your Dad kept staring at you weirdly, like he knew shit was up; 
  • Cuddling with Peter and small kisses all the time; 
  • Him leaving notes all over your books: 
  • ‘Ohh that page is my favorite part of the book’ 
  • ‘That’s such a boring lesson honestly’ 
  • ‘I love you’ ; 
  • That time Tony saw a hickey on Peter’s neck 
  • You were like : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 
  • but your dad didn’t notice because he was so busy with Peter; 
  • Peter ACTUALLY sneaked into the shower with you when your dad was a room away from the two of you 
  • *SHOWER MAKE OUT*
  • Tony hearing you two making out
  • so he decides to check on you
  • “Honey?” 
  • and you pulled away from Peter 
  • “Yeah” you called back 
  • “Is everything alright?”
  • “As fine as always” 
  • Tony walked away but heard a giggle and 
  • “You seriously need to tell him about us” 
  • he recognized Parker’s voice immediately 
  • “No way. I don’t want him to treat you differently and have ‘the talk’.” 
  • “Do me a favor and stay next to me when he beats me up”
  • “I’ll bring you an ice pack”
  • “I love you, Y/N” 
  • “I love you too” 
  • Tony.heard.that.
  • “PARKER?” 
  •  you and Peter had to come out and explain what the two of you were up to for the past year 
  • “DAMN IT PARKER”
  • Peter has to run for his life 
  • l i t e r a l l y 
  • Clint and Steve trying not to laugh in the background 
  • You shot them a look and they cracked; 
  • Tony has to run around and make sure Peter doesn’t mess up shit 
  • because he is too distracted thinking about you 
  • “I’ll take the suit”
  •  But your Dad is proud of Peter
  •  And your relationship.

REQUESTS ARE OPEN 

Spider

pairing: Steve Rogers x reader

summary: you live across the hall from Captain America, but you never really talk to him. When you find a giant spider in the bathroom, that all changes. 

warnings: big spider

Friday had finally come to a close, and you were relieved to be able to take your shoes off by the front door of your apartment. The clock under the tv read that it was only 9:20 pm, so you decided to have a glass of wine before settling in bed. It didn’t take long for you to down the whole glass, especially since your day consisted of your boss making rude remarks and low-tipping customers. Your eyes began to droop, and you decided it was time to find your way under the sheets. But low and behold, the moment you were finally comfy your bladder decided it was party time. After a few curses, you got up from the little burrow you’d made in the bed. You flicked on the bathroom light, and squinted momentarily.

A giant black spot on the wall made you stop in your tracks. You grimaced as you recognized the spot to be a spider, and it seemed to be staring back at you with it’s many eyes. Putting a hand on your mouth, you attempted to prevent a scream from ringing out across the apartment complex.

Being an independant woman was something you were used to from living in the city for so long, but your nerves were shot as of late. There was no way you were getting close to that damn thing, not just because spiders are gross, but you didn’t know if it was venomous or how fast it would be. The idea of running to a neighbor seemed childish, however, your neighbor wasn’t just some random citizen of New York. You’d only seen him in the hall a few times, and he was nice enough to ask you how your day was going, and even bring you a few misplaced packages. Maybe he’d help you in this dire situation of getting that damn spider off the wall. Not only that, but he would probably get a kick out of it as well. After practically running out of the apartment you called home, you knocked on the door across the hall from yours.

A deep voice rumbled from behind the door with a slight accent, “Who is it?”

You coughed, trying to rid your voice of any shakiness, “It’s your neighbor, Y/n,” The man was silent behind the door, “I need some help with a slight emergency.” There was a few moments of silence, and then you heard the chain being dragged away from the lock behind your neighbors door. The man who opened the door had an unfamiliar face, and he squinted his eyes at you. You’d only ever seen Steve going into the apartment, so you were about to walk away in fear him not being home.

Then, he quickly yelled over his shoulder but still managed to keep his eyes on you, “Steve, some short girl is here!” You smiled at the light jab, since it was obvious he was playing around. While he stood in front of you waiting for Steve, he pulled his long brown hair into a loose bun.

Captain America came into view from one of the rooms down the hall, and the man with long hair moved out of the way, “Can I help you?” He looked down at you with worry, and you knew you were in good hands. Even with a look of concern on his face, Steve looked as handsome as could be.

Instead of explaining how stressful of a week you had, you cut straight to the point, “I know you don’t really know me, but I have a really big spider in my bathroom.” You pleaded, “Can you please kill it for me?” A pathetic smile lifted your cheeks. Who else could say they asked Captain America to kill a spider for them? But it’s not like you were being dramatic considering the arachnid was bigger than your fist.

Steve bit back a laugh and nodded his head, “Sure, show me the way.” He took a step out of his apartment, and then added, “Oh, and please call me Steve.” The man with long hair was right behind him the whole time Steve was speaking to you at the front door, and finally waved the two of you off as you walked back across the hall. The whole situation made you giggle, you’d never spoken to Steve before, but here you are asking him to kill a spider in your apartment. Walking into your apartment you suddenly realized that it was a hot mess, so you immediately jumped to apologize and tried to explain that you were barely ever home. Steve just laughed and said, “Don’t worry, Bucky makes more of a mess than you do.”

You pointed through your room, with a shaky grin, “Okay, the bathroom is to the left, and the spider should be on the wall straight ahead when you walk in.”

Steve took a few quick strides towards the bathroom, and not even a half of a minute later you heard the toilet flushing. He came back out of your room, and smiled as he entered the living room, “The threat is gone.” His hands rested at his hips.

With a little shake of your head, you sighed, “Thank you Steve, hopefully I can sleep tonight and then enjoy my day off Sunday from this crappy place.” You could tell Steve was trying to look you up and down with each nod of his head, so you simply explained that you were a waitress and that your boss had been a dick as of late.

“Maybe I’ll stop in one day, shake your boss up a little.” Steve charmingly smiled, “If you need anything else or want to go get coffee or something, here’s my number.” He grabbed a marker, and wrote on the mini whiteboard on your fridge. Your heart was pounding a million miles every second as he closed your apartment door on the way back to his own. It felt like you’d just been thrown for a loop, but for some reason you were undeniably excited.

This was only the beginning for you and Captain America.

Spiders | JIMIN

Pairing: Jimin (BTS) x Reader

Word Count: 1370

Summary: Get you a man who saves you from spiders. 

**THERE IS A MENTION OF SPIDERS IN THIS, TRIGGER WARNING ALLDAT** **REQUESTS ARE OPEN!!**

Originally posted by kpopidolaegyooo


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Love Like A Comic Book || Peter Parker x Reader

{summary: your friend gives you a worn notebook filled with a drawn comic that depicts you together with spider-man, however, there’s just one problem.

you can’t draw to save your life, and you have no idea who would be crushing on you hard enough to draw you as spider-man’s love interest.}

inspired by Nathaniel Kurtzberg’s character on Miraculous Ladybug. Pls pretend that peter is somewhat artistic for this story.

also, this is dedicated to my dead laptop. RIP bae, you will be missed as I attempt to type all of my future stories on my phone 。゚(TヮT)゚。

warnings: none

OC mention: David “Dave” Pennington: [Name’s] best friend

[author’s note: okay so Dave has been a long time OC of mine, and admittedly, I drew inspiration from Dave Strider in personality and appearance. However, just to make this a bit more fun, you readers can also picture David Pennington as looking like Harrison Osterfield ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ]

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{As she talked to her friend,/ that smile of hers looked so sweet,/ Her form was like the heroine of a comic I drew in my head/ It was love at first sight/ I truly, truly came to like her/ But with the way I look,/ She would definitely hate me.}

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anonymous asked:

For the ship thing, TsukkiYama, KageHina and IwaOi? Please~~~~~~~

TsukkiYama:

  • Who said “I love you” first: Probably Yams. Tsukki is surprisingly shy about relationship things.
  • Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background: Tsukki. He doesn’t let anyone see his phone ever, though, so no one knows.
  • Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror: Yams.
  • Who buys the other cheesy gifts: Yams.
  • Who initiated the first kiss: Maybe Tsukki?
  • Who kisses the other awake in the morning: Yamaguchi. Tsukki pretends to be annoyed, but Yamaguchi knows better.
  • Who starts tickle fights: Yamaguchi. He is the only one who can tickle Tsukki and escape with his life.
  • Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower: Hmm, I’m gonna say Yamaguchi.
  • Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch: I can see this one going both ways?
  • Who was nervous and shy on the first date: TSUKKI.
  • Who kills/takes out the spiders: Neither of them are really bothered by spiders. Tsukki probably argues that they should leave them be so they’ll eat bugs.
  • Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk: I was gonna say Yamaguchi but honestly the idea of Tsukki doing this is pure gold and I want to see it.

KageHina:

  • Who said “I love you” first: Probably Hinata. Kageyama is not so good at expressing himself.
  • Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background: Both.
  • Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror: Hinata.
  • Who buys the other cheesy gifts: Probably both. Hinata is just a cheeseball but Kageyama would definitely see things that remind him of Hinata and buy them on impulse.
  • Who initiated the first kiss: This was probably a team effort because they were both v flustered about it.
  • Who kisses the other awake in the morning: HINATA.
  • Who starts tickle fights: Both. The tickle fights are real with this ship.
  • Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower: Probably Hinata.
  • Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch: Kageyama. He’s kind of shy about it but Hinata’s grin is worth it.
  • Who was nervous and shy on the first date: Both. Especially Kags though.
  • Who kills/takes out the spiders: Hinata maybe? Kageyama probably just can’t be bothered.
  • Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk: Hinata doesn’t even have to be drunk let’s be real.

IwaOi:

  • Who said “I love you” first: Iwaizumi.
  • Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background: IWA. I mean Oikawa has a selfie of both of them but Iwaizumi definitely has a photo of Oikawa that he took on the sly.
  • Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror: Oikawa.
  • Who buys the other cheesy gifts: Both of them. Iwaizumi is a sap, and Oikawa is… Oikawa.
  • Who initiated the first kiss: Oikawa.
  • Who kisses the other awake in the morning: Both of them probably, just depends who wakes up first.
  • Who starts tickle fights: Oikawa does, and quickly comes to regret it because they’ve been best friends since they were kids and Iwaizumi knows all of his weak spots.
  • Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower: Oikawa.
  • Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch: Iwaizumi.
  • Who was nervous and shy on the first date: Oikawa. He tried to play it off but he was very blushy the whole time.
  • Who kills/takes out the spiders: Both. Small ones they tend to leave be, larger ones get taken outside.
  • Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk: Oikawa, definitely. Iwaizumi just gets a little extra handsy.
The Amazing Adventures of Max

Originally posted by peterparkerimagine

Tom Holland:

Gifs not mine.

A/N: An original piece, hope you guys enjoy this one as much as you enjoyed “Lady In Red.”

“Dear Spider-Man, you’re my favorite superhero in the whole comic book universe! I’m writing this letter because I’m really sick and even though I know you are busy saving the world it would be supercool if you came to see me, I’m Max Philip Kyle… I’m 8 years old and I have leukemia the doctors told my god mother that I won’t be able to make it to my 9th birthday which is 2 months from today and I know she’s scared and worried about me… she told me that writing a letter to you didn’t sound silly, she always believes in me, she’s been like a mother to me since I was 2 and I love her so much, I don’t want to leave her alone in this world , so Spider-Man do you think you could protect her when I’m gone cause that would make me so happy… I love her so much and she needs someone to save her from the mean world… I know you’re busy, but she told me it wouldn’t hurt to try… well thank you for reading this Spider-Man. Love your biggest fan Max.
P.S if you could bring the rest of the avengers and Loki that would be awesome!” Tom read out to the cast of the avengers, sad faces and tears were seen throughout the whole room “We’ve got to go, at least for one day.” Tom said folding the paper and putting it in his back pocket, when he looked up everyone was gone , grabbing their suits and props handing Tom his Spider-Man suit. 

Tom punched in the address of the hospital where the letter was sent from “We’re looking for a young kid named Max Kyle , what room is he in?” Tom said looking at the nurse through his costume not wanting to waste any time “Third floor, 307. He’s in a private room, women with him really loves him.” The nurse said looking over the people in the Avengers costumes, but they didn’t want time to chat they all rushed for the third floor and once they reached his room they noticed the quiet dead air, when they walked in slowly they saw a little boy flipping through the mute channels in the arms of a woman who was fast asleep once Max had saw them he slowly sprung him from the bed into a sitting position “NO WAY!” He yelled causing the woman to jolt up holding him tightly but she let out a sigh of relief when she knew he wasn’t in any pain “Spider-Man, Iron Man, Captain America, Winter Solider, Falcon, Hawkeye, Vision, Scarlet Witch, Thor, Hulk, Black Widow, & LOKI! This is so awesome!” Max said smiling so hard he couldn’t believe his eyes “Hey buddy I got your note and I read it with all my friends, we all knew we had to meet a super kid like you. So is this your god mother that you love so much?” Tom said in his American accent trying not to break character, when he looked over to you he noticed how truly beautiful you had long(short) (Y/H/C) hair and beautiful big eyes his mouth was slightly open “Yeah, this is my god mother (Y/N), and this is Peter Parker or better known as Spider-Man.” Max said introducing them, (Y/N) smiled at the boy moving his face back from his forehead planting a kiss on it “Well I’m glad you received his letter and brought your friends with you Spider-Man.” She said smiling looking at the entire cast in front of her “I hope you brought a change of clothes.” (Y/N) said smiling looking at the cast nod. “Well, you can change, it’s hot in the hospital all the time.” Max said happily he was so excited but he felt his body start to collapse under him, but you noticed a change in mood you grabbed his softly laying him down on the bed grabbing his pills and water from the bedside table you kissed him getting up from the bed grabbing the control to put it in a seating position so he would have to balance himself up and hurt him, Max not only had leukemia but his bones were always weaker than other kids his age but regardless of that he always tried to do physical things in a safe measure of time thanks to you always supporting him and believing he could do anything. 

You loved him so much “Can you believe it ? They came!” Max said looking over at the new unmasked and regular dressed avengers but the shine in his eye never left “So tell us about you Max, you know all about us , and that’s an unfair advantage.” Tom said still in the American accent “Well… I love marvel , because of my godmother , she is obsessed with marvel and has been she since was a kid. So one day I saw her watching Civil war and I wanted to see it but she told me I had to watch other movies so we watched Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, Age of Ultron and then Civil war. She was right, but you’re my favorite superhero! I was diagnosed with leukemia when I was 6 years old, umm my mom and dad are always too busy for me. 

The day I got sick in school and threw up they called my parents and they told the school that I would be fine, even though the school said I was puking blood. I mean I wasn’t but anything to get their attention which didn’t work, they then called (Y/N) and on the first ring she picked up and left her job to rush me to the hospital. She was in the middle of an important meeting to get job and they told her if she had left she would be fired, she didn’t even think about it she left and rushed to get me. I love to read especially comic books, (Y/N) gets them for me all the time, and I LOVE food.” Max said with sad eyes but a warm smile. (Y/N) wrapped her arm around him pulling him closer to her “Have your parents come to see you?” Robert asked quietly, that was the exact moment Max broke down in tears shaking his head rapidly causing (Y/N) to wrap her arms around “No but it’s okay because he has me, and now you’re all here for him. Right Maxie?” (Y/N) said looking down at Max who wiped his tears and smiled “Well Max, I think you’re one tough kid, and I would be honored if you would become my sidekick I need a strong kid by my side.” Tom said taking out a Spider-Boy suit and with that he say the boys eyes light up like the Fourth of July “YES!” Max said loudly, Tom handed him the suit smiling along with Max “I hate to interrupt but I need to exam Max & visiting hours are over as well…” Dr. Jensen said gripping his clipboard slightly. 

The Avengers cast nodded, (Y/N) looked at Dr. Jensen who was also motioning for you to exit now this made you worry but you’d learned better then to argue with the Doctor considering they we’re allowing you to stay in the hospital you kissed Max’s forehead before you left. You leaned against the door taking deep breaths “He’s a good kid, he’s really lucky he has someone like you.” Tom said in his regular accent scaring you causing you to jump in fear nearly slipping but Tom caught your hands pulling you up “You’re WAY stronger then you look, has anyone ever told you that?” You asked looking at him in shook because of how close your faces were “Yeah but not someone as beautiful and amazing as you (Y/N).” He said his breath hitting your face his every word caressing your cheek “I’m not all that special, I just think he deserves a better life than the one he has right now, thank you for coming he was so happy writing that letter but he knew you wouldn’t come and then you change his mind and pop out.” You said hugging Tom tightly, he wraps his arm around your waist and this hug is more than just a hug, it’s supporting and acceptance. 

“SPIDER-MAN & (Y/N) ARE YOU GUYS DATING?!” Max yelled with such a happy smile on his face as he rolled out of his room , you were shocked and before you could say anything “Yes, it was supposed to be a surprise for your birthday!” Tom said in his American accent hiding you in his chest laughing “Play along.” Tom whispered and you nodded “Yeah I was just going to ask the doctor if you could go home for one day and watch movies and eat my cooking.” You said looking at Dr. Jensen who nodded slowly “Yes , can all the avengers come?” Max said wheeling his way to hold Toms hand, Tom looked down at him “It’s a date ! ” he said smiling all the avengers laughing and nodding behind him.

 Oh boy this was a night Max won’t forget you thought to yourself as you all started to walk out of the hospital and on your way to your house.

“And Everyone You Love.” Part 2

(I don’t own gif!) 

Requested: Yes! 

Warnings: Angst, Blood. 

Word Count: 3k 

Part 1 

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The next day at school was nothing Peter would have ever expected from you. You always had a bright smile and always wore an outfit that gave away a positive vibe–you would walk by people with a smile and a wave and people couldn’t help but smile and wave back, but today this was not you.

Your hair was up in a tight bun but that wasn’t the unusual part, you had a tight leather jacket on, a white revealing top, regular black pants–black converse and deep red lipstick. Peter liked the look, except for the fact you didn’t really look like you, not even a grin peeked from your face. You looked cold and heartless, with dark circles sprawled under your eyes–under them your cheeks were tinted pink due to all the crying you had done last night. Everyone was looking at you unsure how to react, but you didn’t care. You didn’t say “hi” when people said “hi” to you, you walked straight to your class, completely ignoring Peter.

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Rough Mornings || Peter Parker x Reader [[request]]

[[request prompt: A request where Peter is having a rough day and he’s tired and super grumpy and then misses his train and he’s super upset and he goes to a coffee shop or something and the reader spills coffee on him and instead of getting mad he is like instantly happy and nervous and he plans a date and the end is all fluff please?!]]

I’m determined to make this super fluffy (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و

tags: {anonymous}

{{request status: open}}

warnings: none, just smol bean peter bein’ upset because he’s having a bad day.

**don’t repost/plagiarize this story**

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When Peter woke up fifteen minutes late this morning, he knew that today was not going to be his day.

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The First Day of April

Idol: BamBam
Requested?: Nope :)


Being the naughty prankster you are, you decided to prank your boyfriend of 3 years, aka BamBam. You decided to do something cruel as revenge for the last time he had pranked you. The both of you often had little prank wars going on.

Last time, BamBam had eaten all the cream from your Oreos and replaced it with toothpaste. Then, he also put a giant robotic spider in your room and controlled it so that you were running around the whole dorm.

You cackled to yourself as you came up with a plan. You texted BamBam to meet up with you and quickly dressed up into a cute dress. You checked the time and saw that it was time to meet BamBam.

Once you saw BamBam at the cafe, you quickly jogged up to him, clinging to his arm. He was dressed nicely, as usual, and his hair was neatly combed. You set your plan into play. You pretended to be nervous and when you looked up into BamBam’s sparkly brown eyes. Once he saw your expression, you noticed that his brows had furrowed together and he also looked pretty nervous. That made you actually nervous and you sighed.

“Let’s go, Bammie…”


Once the two of you had ordered and sat down, BamBam grabbed your hand and made small circles on the back. You stared at him dreamily, distracted by his beautiful face and soothing hands. You were snapped out of your thoughts when the waiter came over with your orders. You sniffed and pulled your hands out of BamBam’s. You looked down and quietly stirred your warm tea.

I can’t get distracted! you scolded yourself.

You looked up at BamBam and prayed in your mind that he wouldn’t kill you later with another crazy prank.

“I need to tell you something,” the both of you said at the same time.

You and BamBam laughed at that, but inside you were panicking slightly. What did he want to tell you? He looked pretty serious.

“Ah, you go first, Bammie.”

"No, it’s okay. You can go first,” BamBam insisted.

“How about we say it at the same time?” you suggested. BamBam nodded, seeming to agree. He reached for your hand again and you let him.

“1″

“2″

“3″

“Let’s break up!”

You were shocked. You were pranking him, but was he? Your eyes started to water and you noticed that BamBam also looked as he was going to cry. You had noticed that today he has been surprisingly quiet and hasn’t dabbed yet. This made you think that he was serious.

“Happy April Fool’s Day!” you sobbed.

“Oh my gosh!” BamBam laughed a little.

You looked at him with teary eyes. He smiled at reached for your face and wiped away the tears that were threatening to fall. Your brows furrowed at why he was laughing.

“Happy April Fool’s Day to you too, babe!” BamBam dabbed.

“Bam! You scared me!” you sniffled while smacking him.

He rubbed his forehead where you had palmed him, “You too! I thought you were serious!”

“Great minds think alike I suppose,” you shrugged.

BamBam nodded in agreement. After the two of you finished your cafe date, you strolled around and finally decided to head back to the dorm. Right before you reached the dorm, BamBam spun you around.

“Hey, let’s prank my hyungs and Yugyeomie!”

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This was not a relaxing as I had hoped it would be but I did ease the severe anxiety of being pulled over 😂 my brain is a bitch baby. He was nice and not scary and it was a very simple thing (that lets face it. I deserved) and yet????? I was shaking the whole time???? Like whyyy it wasn’t scary you doofus! But anywhoozle. Real feel was over 80 and the humidity percentage was close behind 😒 those really long flying bugs were everywhere and kept sticking to me which was gross. Also a big spider ended up on my side?! But I saw pretty flowers and a cool lizard and I beat the storm by about ten minutes so it wasn’t all bad.

Cause You're My Favorite Hue

All Parts: {x}

Part: 46/?

Pairing: Jamilton

Inspiration: this post and this song

Soundtrack: here (you can request more songs)

Summary: Black and white was all anyone saw until they touched their soulmate. For some people, color quickly rushed into world and for others, all they ever saw was black and white. Two businessmen, who absolutely hated each other, managed to bump into each other on their way up to their office. Little did either know that their world would erupt in a staccato of color.

Warning: mentions of blood, mentions of miscarriage, cussing

Word Count: 3,689

Dedication: @nefarism bc they’re amazing.

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A/N: The truth revealed.


Thomas had to keep his grasp on Alexander’s collar the whole time they were walking to the maternity ward. If he hadn’t, Alexander would’ve ran off and that was the last thing he needed for Hamilton to do.

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the only mass effect dream i've ever had was one where the normandy crashed (again) on Thedas and while the whole crew was working on repairing the ship they were also quietly weirded out by there being humans that HADNT come from earth. Anders was there and he healed Joker's many fractures, which honestly freaked everyone out even more

HAHAHA 

Can you imagine their faces if Morrigan shows up looking like a giant spider omfg
They would never recover :D

But I like to think that some of them would just roll with it, like Wrex. He would just shrug and fight whatever he has to fight at the time. 

Who Will Protect You? || Peter Parker x Reader

{summary: After Peter Parker witnesses a young superhero who goes by the alias Midnight quickly diffuse a hostage situation at the bank, he begins to admire her while searching for her true self.

His search for Midnight’s identity leads him to Hagstrom Academy [1], where he briefly sees a young woman who reminds him of his favorite superhero. Convinced that she is Midnight, he takes a photograph of her and keeps her picture at his desk to always inspire him to do what’s right, no matter how difficult the situation may be.

However, things start to get a little awkward for Peter when his aunt May sees Midnight’s picture on his desk, and she is completely convinced that Midnight is Peter’s girlfriend! Unable to explain the true reasoning behind why he keeps a photograph of her, Peter must find a way to introduce her to his Aunt May…

Could things get any worse for him?}

warnings: none, just a half naked Peter near the end. But it’s nothing too explicit or sexual, really, I promise.

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dying in Peter’s arms /headcanon/

Originally posted by scottlamg

i’m really sorry this is going to be sad

  • some people say you only live once, but this was not your case
  • you’ve lived two lives
  • one before knowing that you had cancer, and the second after being informed that you only had 5 months left to live
  • you’ve read that there are 7 stages of grief
  • but sadly, 5 months were not enough for all of them
  • and you got stuck in the 5th one: depression
  • you tried to distance yourself from everyone you cared about
  • you didn’t want them to see you suffer
  • you tried to ease their pain and give them some time to learn the art of losing
  • and that included Peter
  • you tried to tell him about your illness, you really did
  • but every time you picked up your damn phone your hands started to shake, hot tears found their way down your cheeks and you just couldn’t do it
  • you thought that he had enough problems to deal with
  • and while he was busy saving THE world, his own world was slowly fading away
  • he found out about your illness from your mom, when she called him to say that you were getting worse
  • he couldn’t say anything
  • his whole body went numb
  • the amazing spider-man, who always knew what to do, who always had a backup plan, was defeated
  • but you had always been there for him
  • when he was sick, when he was lost and lonely, you were there to mend his soul and his body
  • and that was what he was going to do
  • he was going to make sure you won that unequal fight with that terrible, vicious disease
  • but even if you lost, he was going to make sure you died happy
  • just a single thought of you not being in his life anymore was breaking his already wounded heart
  • he was there for you when you were in hospital
  • when you lost your hair during chemotherapy, he shaved his head
  • when your body went weak, he carried you anywhere you wished to be
  • at night he was there to sing you to sleep
  • when you were asleep, he would look at you with tears in his eyes, he would try to savor every curve of your body, the way your long eyelashes rested on your pale cheeks, the ways your nimble fingers were placed on where his heart was, he was trying to keep all those things in his mind (as if he didn’t know them by heart already)
  • he tried to prepare himself … to lose you
  • but on the very damned day that the love of his life passed away, he understood that he hadn’t learnt the art of losing
  • you just simply didn’t wake up
  • he was there, lying in his bed, with your numbed body in his arms, rocking back and forth
  • he saved so many lives being the spider-man, and yet, he couldn’t save the one that mattered the most to him
  • time passed
  • and the love he had for you worked as a fuel for him to try and find the cure to that terrible disease
  • and after 4 years, he, dr banner and tony stark, finally succeeded in finding the cure through steve’s blood
  • and although he had promised you to move one, to fall in love again, he was not able to keep his promise
Hawk-Guy
  • I have a headcanon that, when meeting other superheroes for the first time, Clint Barton waits until they're just about to say their name and then deliberately turns off his hearing aids just to mess with them.
  • ***
  • The Punisher
  • Hawkeye: You're... The Undershirt? I dunno, man; I'm sorry, but that just doesn't sound very intimidating.
  • Punisher: No, I said that I'm The Punisher!
  • Hawkeye: You purchased what, now?
  • Punisher: Black Widow wasn't exaggerating about you...
  • Wolverine
  • Hawkeye: You're Walgreen's? Isn't that some sort of copyright issue? I mean, I'd hate to see the paperwork for those naming rights, y'know?
  • Wolverine: I am not Walgreen's. I am Wolverine.
  • Hawkeye: Maybelline? Impressive, I thought that one would be even harder to get ahold of. Makes a statement about gender and social constructs, though, so there's that.
  • Wolverine: Kinda wish we weren't working on the same side right about now...
  • Hawkeye: *has hearing aids back on* Why's that?
  • Wolverine: So I could get away with stabbing you.
  • Spiderman
  • Hawkeye: Diaper Pan? Kid, I would seriously reconsider that name if I were you.
  • Spiderman: You literally JUST saw me web-swinging around New York City, I KNOW you can figure out what my name is! I am Spiderman, okay? Spiderman!
  • Hawkeye: Diaphram? You have sound powers or something?
  • Spiderman: How did you even hear -- SPIDER. MAN.
  • Hawkeye: Ohhh, so you're a bug dude!
  • Spiderman: Spiders aren't even bugs. They're arachnids. How many times do I have to tell people that? Do I have to hold some kind of insect vs. arachnid seminar for the whole freakin' city or something? This is getting ridiculous, I can't believe...!
  • Hawkeye: *self-satisfied smirk*
a lot more femslash aus
  • We are partners in a government agency and have to go undercover as a married couple to flash out a serial killer who targets queer couples in hate crimes and did you seriously just suggest that we actually sleep in this bed together AU
  • You are my neighbor in our dormitory and you saved me from a giant spider at 4am after you heard my muffled squeaking through the thin walls and then I invited you to takeout leftovers from yesterday and we talked the whole night AU
  • You are the geeky new girl at our school and I am in the cheerleading squad and I think you hated me until I saved you from some bullies one day and now you keep giving me movie recommendations and I’m trying to figure out how to invite you to watch one of those movies together AU
  • We met like five times in the same club and you were always one of those nice drunk girls who gives out compliments to every girl who comes in and the sixth time I finally managed to make you a compliment as well and you started crying bc you were so happy someone found your eyeliner impressive AU
  • I’ve been in the hospital for over two weeks now and you are the nicest nurse in this whole building and you’re the only reason I didn’t flee my bed yet and oh my god did you seriously bring me a whole pile of comic books I think I love you AU
  • I write fanfics, you draw fanarts and some time ago we started to make fanworks based on each other’s work and now we just keep spilling artworks for the other person and I am in denial bc you live on the other side of the world and I might have a huge crush on you AU
  • I’m you daughters new elementary school teacher and your kid is one of my favourites in my first class ever so I guess I just wanted to say good parenting job and would you by any chance go out with me or would that be too awkward AU
  • I ran away from a group of transphobic assholes and just jumped into your taxi and shouted „DRIVE!“ and you didn’t even ask questions you just drove and took me on a calming little cruise around the city where you showed me all your favourite spots to eat and hang out and then you brought me home so I would be safe and can I have your number pls AU

more femslash prompts here

Every time, without fail when you kissed Peter his lips always tasted like red licorice (he blushed the color of red licorice when you told him he really does tastes as sweet as he acts) and that’s the way you found out he was Spider-Man too.
After he’d saved you and swung you into a safe place, he’d seemed so grateful you were alright (you didn’t understand why) and he kissed you, he was too scared of losing you to not at that moment, he had to kiss you, to make sure you were with him and safe. The whole ‘kiss your hero’ scene. And as soon as his lips met yours you knew that flavor, you knew those soft lips could only ever be your Peter Parker

After he pulled away you whispered 'Peter’ quietly, still surprised that Peter, your shy nerdy boyfriend, was Spider-Man. To which Peter, or Spider-Man at the moment, started frantically denying it and waving his hands around 'who was this 'Peter’? and 'he didn’t know any Peters’. The familiar hands flaying and high pitched lying voice of Peter confirmed your suspicions, you scoffed, tugging his mask the rest of the way off and pulled him into a much longer kiss.