and there is a reason i licked it

whenimaunicorn  asked:

Choose one to slap, one to lick, and one to fondle: Miller, Alex, and Amos

How. Dare. You. Making me CHOOSE?!

Okay, listen, I love Miller, I really do, but that boy deserves a slap sometimes. Even though I know I could slap Amos if I gave him a reason and he’s just take it, I’m going to slap Miller.

I’ll go ahead and lick Amos, but let’s be real, with me being the way I am, it’d probably be more of a motherly lick-the-thumb-to-get-the-smudge kinda lick. It counts, okay?

And then fondle Alex. Let’s be real, there is no way that wasn’t going to be my answer. I wanna ride in the cockpit on the Roci. 

A concept: Victor and Yuuri have a really playful ongoing argument about which of them is cuter (they both say it’s the other.)
‘Yuuri, be reasonable. You’ve got big soft brown eyes and fluffy hair that’s just begging to be touched and the most perfectly squeezable butt. Of course you’re the cuter one.’
‘Your smile looks like a heart. A HEART, Victor. Literally nothing can be cuter than that.’
‘I submit to you exhibit a: your adorable laugh, a sound pure enough to cure cancer and end war.’
'Your sneezes can top that, especially with the way you wrinkle your nose first.’
'The way you readjust your glasses when you’re feeling bashful!’
'Your extremely ticklish feet!’
'You always lick the bowl when you’re baking cake or brownies or anything else sweet!’
'You can’t watch movies about dogs without crying even when none of them die!’

This continues indefinitely because of course they are both very cute and it’s a pretty close thing.

things i've heard each sign say irl
  • Aries: dOn't yOU sAY thAT aBOut BEYONCÉ!
  • Taurus: find someone that will prioritize u over fried chicken
  • Gemini: why doesn't my lawnmower smell like grass?!?!!
  • Cancer: I'm not overreACTINg
  • Leo: I may have screwed up the convo because of my... daddy kink
  • Virgo: omg, I need to dunk this kid in some sort of deodorant
  • Libra: her face is too plain, she needs a strategically placed mole
  • Scorpio: my cat tore up my dog patch crop top
  • Sagittarius: don't tell me what to do, i'll lick the swing set if I want to!!
  • Capricorn: I'd rather not talk about my childhood for sanity reasons
  • Aquarius: sequin in broad daylight, i feel accomplished on her behalf
  • Pisces: I have a thing for really soft hands
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Prompt: “No decision should ever be made at 2am!“

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Requested by: @dustycelt

“Morning, Sammy!” Dean bellows cheerfully strolling into the kitchen.

“Wow, you’re in a good mood considering it’s before noon.” The younger Winchester responds with a smirk.

“I have a stupid study group thing.” Dean groans, rubbing his hand over his face.

“That’s…new.” Sam quirks an eyebrow suspiciously.

“I’m doing awful in my Econ class, man. It’s the only reason I’m putting myself through that cruel and unusual punishment.”

“Ahh gotcha.”

“At least I can have a heavenly slice of apple pie before I go. I literally woke up craving it.” Dean licks his plump lips practically drooling at the thought.

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things that make me happy
  • the perfect hue of the ocean
  • nice comments on my posts (although i cry)
  • when people notice your tiny quirky earrings
  • chocolate brown eyes
  • storm grey eyes
  • sea blue eyes
  • sky blue eyes
  • river green eyes
  • grass green eyes
  • hazel eyes when they shimmer 
  • eYES
  • freckles (and constellations lol)
  • people with red hair wearing the perfect green to compliment them
  • dark skin people in gold (especially those temporary tattoo things)
  • being tagged in cute things
  • uncontrollable laughter
  • aesthetic boards
  • pretty wild flowers in general
  • bare feet being licked by the ocean
  • pretty notes
  • fineliiner pens
  • “Can you move your seat up?”
  • the sound of my mum singing
  • new boots
  • dresses that you feel great in
  • escape through books and films and tv
  • the sound of waves lapping against the side of the boat
  • malteasers
  • chocolate
  • the colour purple
  • fingers rubbing against the back of your hand - tracing patterns
  • the cute little “look down laugh” smile your crush/significant other does
  • the perfectly shaped ringlets in natural curls
  • notebooks
  • fandom necklaces
  • finding someone in the same fandom as you
  • hitting it off with someone
  • comfortable silences with someone you can trust
  • dog paws
  • cat paws
  • anIMALS
  • the ocean
  • the stars
  • the wind
  • forests
  • the grass
  • flowers
  • people talking in their native language
  • when people are passionate and their eyes light up
  • the giddy feeling in your chest from liking someone
  • figuring yourself out
  • frozen fruit
  • fresh fruit
  • fruit
  • seeing you have a new follower AND IT’S NOT A PORN BLOG
  • “Are you kidding me I’m blind!”
ok so i was rereading kageyama’s wikia entry recently for reasons and noticed that he thinks animals don’t like him????



i just had the stupidest fucking idea of team voltron hanging out on a ice planet for whatever reason and someone daring someone to lick shiro’s arm to see if ur tongue gets stuck to it and it DOES and someone is just stuck to shiro’s arm at the awkwardest fucking angle ever and the mission is literally called off because everones laughing so hard even shiro except the person whos tongue is stuck is just crying but in hindsight is rly fucking hilarious

Reasons why I love me a lizard

• teeny tiny foot hands that look like gloves
•when they do a tall when hunting a food.
•push-up stance
•the flop™ they do when they’re having a good sleep
•little licks you get from a good lizard
•seriously have you ever seen a cuter little tongue???
•if you don’t like tiny lizard tongues you need to reconsider
•"how did you even climb that high? How is it even possible?“
•they always look happy


So, my Hannibal’s reading goes on and I really need to write this down because of reasons.

Hannibal Lecter follows Clarice -in my opinion, as always, nobody fears Hannibal as they should- anyway, Hannibal Lecter opens her car, Hannibal Lecter sits in the front seat…

Hannibal Lecter licks the wheel where she puts her hands.

He does that.

So, now, I want headcanon that, alongside Will can do whatever he wants, there’s surely

Hannibal licks everything that Will touched after Will leaves the office.

It’s a long and tough job but somebody has to do it.

Obviously Hannibal does the same at Will’s house, despite dogs’ hair.

anonymous asked:

Vernon + whipped cream?

Hansol’s eyes widened with surprise, his hands flying to his mouth because he was unsure of what to do. He leaned against the kitchen counter, just looking at you trying to whip up the whipped cream.

The reason for his small shock was the whipped cream on your nose, a perfectly round dime sized amount of it right on the tip of it. Should I get it off for her? Is that too sexual? Why would it be sexual?

You placed the mixer on the countertop and sighed - you had overwhipped the cream a little but at least it was something. “Hansol, could you make us the hot cocoa now, I’ll put this in the frid-“

You froze when Hansol’s hand wiped the whipped cream off of your nose with his finger and licked the cream off of his finger. He was staring into your eyes as he did this but immediately after, he turned around and cringed. “Oh my gosh I’m so sorry Y/N,” he said while laughing.

You didn’t know how to react - how were you supposed to react? “Hansol,” you stuttered quietly. A confused smile appearing on your face when you saw him shaking his head. “I’m sorry, I’ll do the hot cocoa.”

Your cheeks were flushed red, your lips parted as you were trying to say something. “What was that?” You asked with a whiny voice, Hansol wasn’t usually the type to do something like that, so saying that you were surprised was an understatement almost. Hansol just smiled, chuckling as he noticed your flush turning into an even deeper red. “I don’t know,” he answered while getting the ingredients from the cupboards to make the hot chocolate. “Just felt like doing that,” he continued.

You repeated his words in your head and looked at the bowl of whipped cream in your hands - two can play that game. You took some of the cream on your finger and pasted it on Hansol’s cheek and licked the rest off of your finger, smirking at him while doing so.

He quickly turned to face you, lower lip between his teeth and a surprised look on his face. “You’ll pay for that,” he said with a smirk, pointing at you with his finger.

“Sure I will.”

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How he'd tell you he loves you:

Jaebum: he’d be so nervous, but tell himself he has to be chic and sexy while confessing. He’d straight up just say, “I love you” and when you’re about to blush and say “awwww”, he’d be like “okay so what you wanna go eat?”

Mark: he’d probably lick his lips a few times while saying “um” a thousand times plus because he’s shy and doesn’t want to make a mistake. Once he works up the courage, he’d first lead you down memory lane, recalling some of the best memories shared then tell you he loves you because he’s already given enough reasons why he does.

Jackson: he’d tell you everyday through text, phone call, in person, literally any way possible and any chance he gets. He’ll text emojis along with it or even turn himself into an emoji just so you know how he’s feeling inside. Most likely he’d result to squealing “I love you” and then drops dead on the ground or runs and hides after.

Jinyoung: okay he’d be so romantic and write you a poem, sing you a song or make you read a book to the end just to see a note with “I love you” on it. He’d be so proud that he’s sly and gets you blushing. However he wouldn’t forget to play a little sulky and have you tell him you love him in return. Basically, what you get Jinyoung gets too.

Youngjae: he’d be super shy so he’d write you a song or be a freaken voice over for Coco and have her “confess” instead of himself (if that makes sense??) like he’d be so silly and change his tone of voice and say “I woof you” or some cute stuff like that omfg

Bambam: this guy would go beyond and probably make a treasure hunt for you that you’d have to follow. When you get to where he wants, it’d have rose petals spelling the words and he’d stand with a bouquet beside there with a smile. Be ready to receive an expensive gift cause you’re his queen.

Yugyeom: he’d do his cute little dance that jinson always glares at him for and scream he loves you and then giggles like crazy because he finds himself embarrassing. Either that or he’d play with your hand and write the words with his finger and make you guess.

I like cars, too.

@jcapluver  here ya go! I hope it doesn’t suck too much aha

It was their second day. They were still pretty new, hands barely brushing when they walked down the sidewalk, shy smiles shot each others way; it was refreshing.

“So, you like cars?” Arizona quipped. She took a lick of her ice cream, the scoff that came from Callie causing her brows to raise. “What?”

Callie took a bite of her banana split and licked her lips, Arizona unable to help but look at the pink tongue the swiped ever so deliciously over plump lips.

“Do I like cars.” Callie repeated. “I love cars.”

Arizona nodded and took another lick. She searched her mind for a reasonable response, one that let her know she was interested but didn’t give off that she knew absolutely nothing about them. Well, except that some were cute of course. “I like cars, too.”

“Oh really?”

“Yep. Love ‘em.”

Arizona could feel Callie’s doubting eyes on her so she continued. “I love, um, BMWs. Ooh, punch buggies are cute. What’s your favorite?”

Callie thought for a moment before a smile took over her face. “1968 Mustang GT390 fastback.”

“That’s interesting.”

 Callie took another bite of her ice cream. “You have no idea what that is do you.”

“Nope.” they both laughed, Callie balancing her ice cream in one hand while searching for the vehicle on her phone in the other. “Look.”

Arizona studied the car then glanced at Callie. The smile on the brunette’s face was giddy enough to make her smile. “Isn’t it badass?”

“Oh yeah. And with you in it? Hot.”  

Putting her phone away, Callie raised a brow and stopped walking once they arrived at a bench. “Well, maybe some day you’ll get to see  me in it.”

Arizona pulled up to a random storage unit, her—hopefully girlfriend soon—was working on an old car, hips swaying to the beat of a song. The music was blaring, so Arizona wasn’t too surprised that when she slammed the door shut Callie ceased to turn around.

“If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it…”

“Ahem.” she cleared her throat, Callie spinning around with a wrench in her hand.

It took everything in Arizona not to take Callie right there, her cut off short shirts and tank top that clung to her dark skin made her mouth water. “Calliope, hi.”  


Arizona looked around and saw the various tools lying around. “Are you sure that now is a good time? You seem kind of busy-“

“Hold this.” Callie shoved the wrench in her hand, Arizona having no time to object. “Come here,” Callie bent over the car, her ass just barely showing from the shorts. “You see this?”

Arizona barely heard the question, Callie’s legs much more interesting than whatever Callie was trying to show her at the moment.


“Hmm?” her eyes were still glued on the luscious body parts. She could just picture herself running her hands up and down the slightly greased up legs.

“Are you even listening to me?”

Blue orbs barely moved an inch. “Uh huh.”

Callie rolled her and and walked around the car, bending into the front seat and slamming her hand on the steering wheel until the car wailed.

“Callie what the hell!” Arizona covered her eyes, lust leaving her body as the disruptive sound cleared all her dirty thoughts.

Callie took Arizona’s hand and guided it to a black belt that was under the hood of the car. “Pull it!” she shouted over the monotone screeching.

Arizona tugged hard and the car was finally silent. “Was that really necessary?”

Callie slammed the hood down and took in her baby. “No. But at least you know what to do if your horn is faulty.”

She looked at the annoyed expression on Arizona’s face and laughed. “Come on. Let me clean up a bit and then we can go.”

“Actually,” Arizona took Callie’s hips in her hands kissed her. “Why don’t you teach me a little more about cars first?”

“I don’t know.” Callie’s breath was heavy, her heart racing at how close her and Arizona suddenly were. “You don’t seem that interested in cars…”  

Pulling her by the loops of her shorts, Arizona bringing their lips together while Callie’s hands couldn’t help but grip Arizona’s ass.

“I’m pretty interested now.” she giggled. “You and cars? Hot.”

Callie laughed and started to close the garage door so they could have more privacy. Kisses and hands continued to roam and explore generously. “Moron.

Collectively called Brian, these are my mildly cocoa cup cakes that I’m not gonna ice because I’m tryna cut down my sugar intake (as if I didn’t lick the shit out of Brian’s bowl).

Reasons Brian is better than Andrew:
- Bitesize
- tan, handsome
- actually taste nice

Reasons Brian is worse than Andrew:
- the driest shit I’ve ever put in my mouth

Quick Jealous Anthony 2.0!

This is a quick post, BUT I HAD TO TALK ABOUT IT! Not to mention that this happened exactly ONE DAY after I made the first JEALOUS ANTHONY post of the S*osh Winter Games AGAIN (had to put a star there for tagging reasons so people can stop losing their shit over a fucking tag) series! Seriously that’s how low Anthony’s chill is! But come on, when did this man ever have chill to begin with? I already had a post planned for this moment, but @forever-unanonymous‘ ask is what made me push to get this post out. I would’ve posted it earlier, but I spent today with my boyfriend for V-day so it’s getting out later than I would’ve liked… :c

This is the EXACT same moment I caught! THE MOMENT when Ian had to lick Wasabi off Joven’s stomach.

Again, I wanted to make gifs for this post… but ADULT LIFE! So, I hope screenshots are okay for you guys yet again!


Okay, so we first start off with Ian reading off the punishment. Anthony acts normal when Ian mentions Joven’s name, but it’s AFTER Ian’s done reading the whole card when we get THIS FACE:

He got slapped in the face with reality and was like: “Shit…” Anthony seems to act normal and carry himself well from that moment on… until Ian starts the video outro. I guess Anthony must’ve thought that they would’ve cut that part out, but THEY DIDN’T AND WE SEE THIS



AND THIS that is VERY subtle, but you can clearly see the look of what appears to be annoyance in my book all over his face.

WHY IS ANTHONY ALWAYS SO JEALOUS OVER IAN WHEN IT COMES TO JOVEN AND LASERCORN!? I’m not sure we’ll ever know, but one thing I do know is that I love it when Anthony’s protective over Ian. It makes my heart all warm and gooey! <3

Did I miss a jealous Anthony moment? Let me know if I did so we can all over analyse and fangirl together! :D

Sewing chronicles part 4:  Tryin to make a bug out of some velour that I got for like 3 bux

It’s a bit like a janky winged football.  I’ll add some braided cord antennae and legs and hopefully it’ll look a bit more buggish.

If nothing else, it was a learning experience.

Also my cat likes to lick it for some reason.


Can anyone else read what is written on this board because we want to know if anyone else can see what we’re seeing. You should be able to right click and open these images up to make them bigger. We’re replaying this level now and we are shocked by what we can make out on it.

From what we can see, the text in the bottom left of the screen reads (and please excuse the language) ‘F*ck my ass c*ck sucker’. The top left might read 'lick(?) my big greedy… balls?’ Now the only reason why Core might put this in would be because they didn’t want to make TR5, so perhaps they didn’t think that people would be able to read it.

I couldn’t exactly make a thread on any tomb raider forums when there is such language so I thought that I’d ask you guy. Like Core Design please! You’re part of my childhood! What is this??

normalisjustafairytale  asked:

Au where Oliver got a dog and felicity is meeting the scary but cute af doggo for the first time. For reasons. That we've talked about. LOL

(I blame being tipsy already on not remembering all these reasons.  But I hope you enjoy this!)

Felicity should have known that Oliver would have a large, intimidating, strong dog.  After all, look at him–would Oliver Queen, the Green Arrow, the man with muscles on muscles, have a cute little Pomeranian or a fluffy cocker spaniel?  No, he would not.  He would have a boxer, a dog that she knew from her research was considered medium-sized, but clearly Oliver had some mutant oversized specimen of the breed.  One that looked like he was going to tree her.  Or devour her.  Or something equally scary.

Like … lick her to death?

“Oh–oh!” she said, unprepared for the enthusiasm that Oliver’s dog was showing her.  

With a grin, the man in question kneeled down beside her.  “Looks like King likes you.”  

“You named your dog King?” she asked him, dodging and weaving around the dog’s enthusiastic tongue in order to stare at Oliver.

“I know, but … it fit him,” Oliver said, stroking King’s head.  The dog promptly stopped licking Felicity and started nuzzling Oliver.  

Felicity watched Oliver lovingly stroke his dog’s ears and she felt her heart swell with love for him.  For Oliver, not the dog.  King was adorable, yes, but … he was so big.  And he wasn’t Oliver.

Oliver looked at her and smiled.  “He likes you.  That’s something–boxers are pretty distrustful of strangers.”

“And I am pretty strange,” Felicity joked.

For a long moment, Oliver gazed at her.  “You won’t be a stranger for long.”  

Her heart beat faster.  “But … but I’ll always be strange,” she heard herself saying.

Oliver ducked his head, smiling that shy smile that never failed to make her melt.  “You’re not that strange.  But I like that about you.  And I know King will come to love you, too.”  

She didn’t miss how Oliver liked her but King was going to love her, too.  She was strange, yes, but if it meant Oliver’s dog would lick her and she and Oliver could get past everything that happened between them … 

Felicity was okay with being strange.

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