and then you have a black lady detective

anonymous asked:

Have you thought about a sanvers/wayhaught crossover? Can you imagine the fights over jurisdiction that would ensue?

A continuation of this: https://queercapwriting.tumblr.com/post/163928166094/do-you-think-maggie-sawyer-was-a-sort-of-mentor-to


“So Purgatory’s actually the name of the town? Not some joke between you and your old academy buddy?” Alex confirms as they pull Maggie’s pickup down a long dirt road, one of Maggie’s hands on the steering wheel, the other hanging out the window. 

“No, it’s real, Danvers. And so’s the whole demon thing.”

The sound of a gun cocking next to the window just as Maggie parks makes Alex reach for hers, but Maggie just sighs. “And so’s Nicole’s girlfriend’s trigger happy sister.”

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The Mrs. 7

Pairing: (Mobster) Eggsy Unwin x Reader

Warning: Swearing. Gangster Shit. Sass. Physical Harm. Cat Fights. Law Breaking. Lying. Scandal. Mob Boss Shit.

A/N: Italicized pieces are basically Narrative parts.

When you met Gary Unwin, your brother Charlie on his pay roll. You thought the Mob Boss of London would be scarier. A man with his reputation, a girl like you shouldn’t be caught dead with him, but you don’t care. Being Eggsy’s dame came with a lot of perks and you only ask one thing of him. “Stay out of jail.” But any Mobster’s girl should know, they can’t keep their word. When Eggsy goes away, the crew looks to you for orders. Can you stand with your man or is Mob life just not for you?

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How Many Disney Movies Have You Seen?

Bold What you’ve seen leave what you haven’t seen alone.


CLASSIC DISNEY
101 Dalmatians (1961)
Alice in Wonderland (1951)

Bambi (1942)
Cinderella (1950)
Dumbo (1941)
Fantasia (1940)
Lady and the Tramp (1955)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Peter Pan (1953)
Pinocchio (1940)
Sleeping Beauty (1959)
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Song of the South (1946)

DISNEY’S DARK AGE
The Aristocats (1970)
Bedknobs & Broomsticks (1971)
The Black Cauldron (1985)
The Fox and the Hound (1981)
The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
The Jungle Book (1967)

The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)
Oliver and Company (1986)
Pete’s Dragon (1977)
The Rescuers (1977)
Robin Hood (1973)
The Sword In The Stone (1963)

THE DISNEY RENAISSANCE
Aladdin (1992)
Beauty and the Beast (1991)
A Goofy Movie (1995)

James and the Giant Peach (1996)
Hercules (1997)
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)
The Lion King (1994)
The Little Mermaid (1989)
Mulan (1998)
Pocahontas (1995)

The Rescuers Down Under (1990)
Tarzan (1999)

DISNEY’S MODERN AGE
Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
Bolt (2008)
Brother Bear (2003)
Chicken Little (2005)

Dinosaur (2000)
The Emperor’s New Groove (2000)
Enchanted (2007)

Fantasia 2000 (2000)
Home on the Range (2004)
Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Meet the Robinsons (2007)
The Princess and the Frog (2009)

Treasure Planet (2002)
Tangled (2010)
Wreck it Ralph (2012)
Frozen (2013)

DISNEY SEQUELS
101 Dalmations 2: Patch’s London Adventure (2003)
102 Dalmatians
Aladdin and the King of Thieves (1996)
An Extremely Goofy Movie (2000)
Atlantis - Milo’s Return (2003)
Bambi II (2006)
Beauty and the Beast - Belle’s Magical World (1998)
Beauty and the Beast - The Enchanted Christmas (1997)
Cinderella II - Dreams Come True (2002)
Cinderella III - A Twist in Time (2007)
Kronk’s New Groove (2005)
Lady & the Tramp II - Scamp’s Adventure (2001)
Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch (2005)
Mulan 2 (2004)
Pocahontas II - Journey to a New World (1998)
Return to Never Land (2002)
Tarzan & Jane (2002)
Tarzan II (2005)
The Hunchback of Notre Dame II (2002)
The Jungle Book 2 (2003)
The Lion King 1 ½ (2004)
The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride (1998)
The Little Mermaid - Ariel’s Beginning (2008)
The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea (2000)
The Return of Jafar (1994)

PIXAR
A Bug’s Life (1998)
Cars (2006)
Cars 2 (2011)
Finding Nemo (2003)
The Incredibles (2004)
Monsters Inc. (2001)
Monsters University (2013)
Ratatouille (2007)
Toy Story (1995)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Toy Story 3 (2010)
Wall-E (2008)
Up (2009)
Brave (2012)

shit ive seen all of the pixar movies

interstellerace  asked:

You've been on it for a while, but I have no idea what it is. So, what is this Penumbra Podcast, where can I listen to it, and why do you like it so much/why should others listen to it?

Oh man yeah that’s starting to blow into a durable obsession isn’t it

SO long story short, it’s a podcast? but I can’t really tell you what genre it belongs to because if the main storyline is a noir detective story set in a SF universe, the second main is fantasy with knights and monsters, but they also made horror-ish oneshots (+a wild west one)

you can listen to it on their site here or download it here

as to the why listen to it: good writing. good cast of characters. Super Duper Gay. Representation of All Kind. have you ever wanted a depressed mess of a nonbinary bi black lady as ur protagonist? now u can have it. Believe me, you Will be ready to die for them.

so yeah. it’s a good show.

Sherlock x Sister Reader

I don’t know what to call this…

Warning!: Mentions of bullying

Summary: You are Sherlock’s and Mycroft’s youngest sister. You were forced to move away when things went south. You return home to England and meet with Sherlock 20 years later, and he is unable to deduce you.

A/N: I prefer to write in first person. I will also be using American terms for things, like apartment instead of flat, and taxi instead of cab, for now.


It seems strange to be back home. I have been gone for almost 20 years now. I was forced to leave England for the United States. My parents were less then thrilled sending their youngest child across the ocean, especially since I was 4 at the time. My uncle convinced them that it was for the better when Eurus started her mischief.

While in the U.S., I grew up with my uncle in northern Indiana. My parents, mostly mum, would call me everyday, then it turned into weeks, and weeks into months. By the time I was in middle school, they stopped calling all together. This truly upset me because those were the best phone calls, knowing what my brothers were doing and how successful they’ve been. These cheered me up when I would come home from a hard day at school. I was bullied, constantly. I wasn’t smart like my brothers, but I was smart enough to get Salutatorian of my class. This was partially because it was a small school and my classmates really didn’t try.  Once I graduated, I moved out of my uncle’s house and got an apartment. The teasing and brutal words didn’t stop after high school.

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What have you seen?

saturnaddy:

CLASSIC DISNEY

101 Dalmatians (1961)
Alice in Wonderland (1951)
Bambi (1942)
Cinderella (1950)
Dumbo (1941)
Fantasia (1940)
Lady and the Tramp (1955)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Peter Pan (1953)
Pinocchio (1940)
Sleeping Beauty (1959)
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Song of the South (1946)

DISNEY’S DARK AGE
The Aristocats (1970)
Bedknobs & Broomsticks (1971)
The Black Cauldron (1985)
The Fox and the Hound (1981)
The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
The Jungle Book (1967)
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)
Oliver and Company (1986)
Pete’s Dragon (1977)
The Rescuers (1977)
Robin Hood (1973)
The Sword In The Stone (1963)

THE DISNEY RENAISSANCE
Aladdin (1992)
Beauty and the Beast (1991)
A Goofy Movie (1995)                                                                             
James and the Giant Peach (1996)                                                            
Hercules (1997)
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)
The Lion King (1994)
The Little Mermaid (1989)
Mulan (1998)
Pocahontas (1995)
The Rescuers Down Under (1990)
Tarzan (1999)

DISNEY’S MODERN AGE
Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
Bolt (2008)
Brother Bear (2003) 
Chicken Little (2005)
Dinosaur (2000)
The Emperor’s New Groove (2000) 
Enchanted (2007)
Fantasia 2000 (2000)
Home on the Range (2004)
Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Meet the Robinsons (2007)
The Princess and the Frog (2009)
Treasure Planet (2002)
Tangled (2010)

Frozen (2013)

DISNEY SEQUELS
101 Dalmations 2: Patch’s London Adventure (2003)
Aladdin and the King of Thieves (1996)
An Extremely Goofy Movie (2000)
Atlantis - Milo’s Return (2003)
Bambi II (2006)
Beauty and the Beast - Belle’s Magical World (1998)
Beauty and the Beast - The Enchanted Christmas (1997)
Cinderella II - Dreams Come True (2002)
Cinderella III - A Twist in Time (2007)
Kronk’s New Groove (2005)
Lady & the Tramp II - Scamp’s Adventure (2001)
Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch (2005)
Mulan 2 (2004)
Pocahontas II - Journey to a New World (1998)
Return to Never Land (2002)
Tarzan & Jane (2002)
Tarzan II (2005)
The Hunchback of Notre Dame II (2002)
The Jungle Book 2 (2003)
The Lion King 1 1/2 (2004)
The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride (1998)
The Little Mermaid - Ariel’s Beginning (2008)
The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea (2000)
The Return of Jafar


PIXAR
A Bug’s Life (1998)
Cars (2006)
Finding Nemo (2003) 
The Incredibles (2004)
Monsters Inc. (2001)
Ratatouille (2007)
Toy Story (1995)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Toy Story 3 (2010) 
Wall-E (2008)
Up (2009)
Brave (2012)

Gemini

Jimin, 3404 words, Warnings: mentions of violence and death

Based on this prompt (spoiler!)


The fog hung low over the motionless surface of the lake. The shore was lined by the dark, almost black crowns of trees that had yet to fall prey to fall’s kiss of death. The light in the forest was eerie; the time somewhere between night and day, and the air cut into your skin like icy needles. Despite your coat and leather gloves you felt like you were freezing from the inside out.

You didn’t blame the weather, though.

The footsteps you had been following here from the car stopped, and you looked up to find out the reason. Jimin had planted his heavy leather boots close to the ledge in front of him, his dark gray woolen coat stretching over his back when he leaned forward to assess the height.

“Let’s walk around.”

You nodded and started following him again, carefully walking along the small slope that led down to the lake. The closer you got, the more sounds arrived at your ear: the clicking of camera flashes, the occasional order shouted over a few yards, interrupting the muffled voices of people who probably wish they weren’t on shift this morning.

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The Vegas Lights

Anonymous Asked:   I have this idea in my head and I was hoping you’d be able to do some justice for it. I was wondering if you’d be able to do a Spencer x reader where the reader is a magic con artist and she is involved in a case in Las Vegas and Spencer starts to fall in love with her.

Author’s Note: This is probably how I’ll post stories from now on, just so its easier to look at. Also I apologize for my absence I was really struggling and having a hard time but hopefully I’m back. Because this is what I love doing and I love hearing from you all. I know this isn’t probably what you had in mind anon but it’s where my brain went so enjoy. P.S. Not edited so sorry for mistakes, I’ll fix them later but I really wanted to post something. 


You were working your usual area, outside on the strip under all the neon lights. You needed a bigger, open space to work your shows, made it easier to take cash without anyone noticing. You missed your stage, but when times were tough you made do with what you had. Today felt like your day. You were able to get your new wardrobe, your new tricks were working without a hitch and you already had more cash than you should carry in the Vegas streets. Now, it was time for your final act.

That’s when you noticed the detective. She was a fiery spirit, older, and really didn’t like you. Interesting development, she was being followed by two other detectives. You took another look as you tried to pull the crowd closer to you; they weren’t detectives they were FBI. Sadly this meant you couldn’t pull off your real final act, so you’d just have to settle for a disappearing illusion instead.

You had what looked like a changing tent on wheels; it was circular and had a long black curtain that dragged on the ground. It was perfect and you borrowed in from the shop that was behind where you were preforming so it wasn’t your responsibility to clean up. “Ladies and gentlemen, I’ll need a volunteer who’s very good at walking.”

“I’ll volunteer, (Name).” The detective called to you, but she was still working her way to the front of the crowd with the two agents.

You tsked. “Sorry detective, but you just got here so that’s not very fair.” You grabbed a girl who was in the very front and you enclosed yourself inside the curtain. “Okay, sweetheart, I need you to spin this thing around three times, and then the detective will pull back the curtains and I’ll have a surprise waiting for her.”

Of course, you were standing in the back of the crowd by the time she pulled back the curtain. You would have gotten farther but you really liked the look on the detectives face when she pulled aside the curtain to find you missing. You quickly slipped on a sweater, and as cheesy as it was you also put on a pair of fake glasses. But it did help you blend easier in the crowds Vegas seemed to draw in. You were checking behind you, trying to see if any of the agents were coming after you, when you walked straight into someone.

 

Spencer had a feeling that you’d escape the moment you saw the detective, so he kept his distance from the scene while Derek and Emily followed the detective. He couldn’t get a good view of you from where he stood but he could see the act. He was able to see you escape, but then he lost you in the crowd. He was scanning to see if you somehow got ahead of him, when someone knocked right into him. He wasn’t expecting it and the person was going at full force so that you both fell onto the ground.

Well, Spencer fell onto the ground, while you fell on top of him. You groaned in pain, before bolting up to a sitting position. “Oh my god, I’m so sorry! Are you okay?”

Spencer looked up, and recognized immediately that you were the suspect they were looking for. But he felt his breath stolen away from him, as he got lost in your beauty. It was more than that of course, but he couldn’t stop his heart from racing at just the mere sight of you. As a profiler, Spencer could see your ability to care and be gentle even with your tough exterior. All these complex thoughts raced through his head in a matter of seconds but he suddenly became extremely aware that you were still sitting on top of him. “I’m alright, but could you get off of me? I have a thing about germs.”

“Right and we’re on the side walk, in Vegas.” You quickly stood up, and Spencer could see you wincing as he got up too.  

“Are you okay?”

“I just scraped up my hands a little, again, I’m sorry.” You made a move to walk away, but since you were the suspect they were looking for, Spencer couldn’t let you leave.

“I have some bandages and some antibacterial spray in my car. It would be best to get that taken care of.” Spencer saw the indecision on your face, but he also noticed the way you scanned the crowd behind you and saw the detective, Derek, and Emily heading towards the two of you.

“That sounds…” You gave one last look at the detective before interlocking your arm with Spencer’s. “Wonderful. Please, let’s go right now.”

Spencer started to lead you back to the SUV’s they came in, when you suddenly jumped away. He didn’t know if you were on to him, so he didn’t say anything until you gave him a shy look, blushing slightly.

“Sorry! You said you had a thing with germs, I have a tendency to invade personal space, sorry about that.”

Spencer was more surprised that he didn’t even really notice, he was always worried that something about her seemed familiar to him. He rubbed his arm suddenly feeling nervous. “It’s no problem. My car is right here.”

You inspected the SUV, and Spencer couldn’t have timed it better. Right then, the Detective and the rest of his team walked up. The Detective had handcuffs on you before you could even let out a curse.

“Come on, (Name), we need to bring you in for some questioning.”

So that’s how you ended up in an interrogation room. Glaring daggers and the cutie that conned you here, along with one of the other agents who caught you.

           Cutie started the conversation. “So, (Name), you’re a magician?”

           “That’s the best name for me, Spencer.”

At his confused look, you only smirked. The cuffs luckily didn’t stop you from reaching your pocket. You pulled out his official F.B.I. ‘badge’ and threw it on the table. He quickly swiped it up, still looking a little lost of when you were able to grab it.

“So you mean you’re a con artist.” You think her name was Emily, Agent Emily. She obviously didn’t like your tricks.

           “I preform, people pay me, and I’m good at a little slight of hand. I used to have a professional stage but now I do just fine on the streets.”

           “Your stage? Where you used to perform with your partner Stephen Roth?”

           You rubbed your head. If you were here because of that idiot you were going to lose it. “Doesn’t he go by something else now, what was it? Stephen Shade?”

           Spencer finally spoke up again. “Shadows.”

           “That still sounds shitty.” You felt a little tension grow in the air. You should have guessed, F.B.I. wouldn’t be coming after you if Stephen was just bad to his old habits. “What happened? Did he do something?”

           “You don’t seem surprised that this is about him.” Emily noted.

           “Yeah, well he was an asshole with a gambling problem and violent tendencies.”

           “We suspect him of committing five murders. All of young and attractive women.”

           Well that stopped you. Murder? But he promised you he was getting help, why would he lie to you? After you forgave him even, for stealing your show.

           Emily gave Spencer a look, apparently it was a surprise to them that you didn’t know about this. “This must be quite shocking for you, but it’s really important that we find him before he can hurt anyone else. According to our profile we don’t have much time before he grabs his new victim.”

           You shook your head, probably too aggressively but you couldn’t believe this. You didn’t want to believe it.

           Spencer spoke to you now, softly in a tone that brought a sense of clarity to your head. “You can help us, and help him. We just need to know places that he’d be, he’s not at his house or anywhere near the stage he performs at. Is there any place you know of that he’d be?”

           You did, you knew exactly where he’d be.

           But you weren’t telling them that.

           Spencer watched you exit the police station, not being able to shake the feeling of him doing something wrong. What was he supposed to do chase after you? His eyes lingered on the door too long, he was caught.

           “Pretty boy, what are you thinking?”

           Spencer tried to snap himself out of it but he couldn’t. “She wasn’t saying everything. I think she knows something.”

           “What like a partner?”

           “No.” Spencer said with just a bit too much force. “Um, no. Just that she knows something that might put her in danger.”

           At that moment, an officer rushed out of one of the rooms and out the front entrance. The team could hear what sounded like shouting before the man rushed back inside.

           “Agents!” He greeted them while running up to them. “I was watching your informant leave the station on the cameras and she was grabbed down the street almost out of view of the camera. A man in a truck hit her over the head, then dragged her into the truck and drove away.”

           Hotch spoke up, while the rest of the team was already in motion. “Send that footage to our tech analysis, hopefully we still are able to catch up.”

            Spencer was first out the door and instead of waiting for his team; he hopped in one of the cop cars that would be leading the chase. Spencer couldn’t believe that he just let you go, when you obviously knew something. Now you were in even more danger, and he didn’t know why but he couldn’t let anything bad happen to you.

           Before anything you felt the pain. Someone had split open your head you were sure of it. You knew exactly where you were before you even opened your eyes. It was a vacant house, on the bad side of town. You two used to come here to practice new tricks and work on your act before you got your own stage.

           When you opened your eyes, you were disgusted on the point of vomiting. Red and blue lights outside the window lit the room, every stain, every fragment of what used to be a human and a lifeless girl sprawled out on a mattress on the floor.

           Stephen looked dirty, he was scratched up too those claw marks from human nails were visible as he peaked through the window holding a gun.

           “Oh, Stephen.” You groaned surprising him. “What happened to you?”

           “Shut your fucking mouth. Things weren’t the same when you left, no one could get it right like you could.” You saw the crazed look in his eyes, he was too far gone.

           “It’s not our time to die Stephen, put the gun down.” From the corner of your eye you were able to see shadows in the kitchen. You didn’t dare look away, but you really hoped it was that Agent coming to pull you out of here. This wasn’t the Stephen you worked with or knew. This was a monster.

           “ I know… I know what I did was wrong but once I started I couldn’t stop. It was addictive better than any drug, or any performance. But there is only one way out of this for me.” He said tapping the gun to his head, finally turning back to the window. “(Name), I’m not going alone either.”

           You twisted to face behind you, fear starting to take control of you, and were relieved to see Spencer standing there.  If Spencer could trick you into getting taken into custody, than he could handle Stephen. Spencer was gesturing for you to come towards him, so you tried to slide as quietly as you could.

           “You were my partner (Name), you deserve better than a bullet.” He spoke to you while still gazing out the window, but his venomous tone made you pause. “Maybe I’ll let you see exactly what those other girls saw, how their final moments were ended by me.”

           You looked back to Spencer with tears forming in your eyes, your heart was pumping so fast you could barely hear and you felt your breathing start to turn heavy.

           Spencer mouthed at you, still remaining out of Stephen’s sight. “Calm down,” He mouthed. “I’m here, just come to me. It’s okay.”

           You couldn’t take this anymore, you quietly made your way to your feet and now being able to stand ran to Spencer as other agents ran past you towards Stephen. Spencer grabbed you quickly embracing you and covering your ears as you cried onto his bullet proof vest. Gunshots went off, you wanted to scream but it couldn’t escape your throat. So instead you just held onto Spencer and cried as you heard the body of your old friend fall to the floor.

           Once he was sure the gunshots were through he used his hands to hold you and stroke your hair. “I thought,” You mumbled to him. “You had a thing with germs.”

           “You were already on me once today, so just for you I don’t really mind.”

While it isn’t gone into in TOO much detail in John Dies at the End, it is thoroughly established in the sequel, This Book is Full of Spiders, just how unreliable David is as a narrator. In fact, it isn’t just established; the fact of Dave’s unreliability is a cake that our faces are shoved into with great gusto while the narrator also fucking farts in our faces.

This is shown primarily (though not solely) through Detective Lance Falconer. Lance Falconer, while not really a main character, appears several times throughout the book in a variety of situations. He is established from the very beginning to be not just handsome and cool-looking-

He sat in my tattered recliner, making himself right at home. Probably forty or so years old, dark hair with a little gray at the temples, about three days’ growth of beard stubble that followed an angular jawline. He had a chin butt. He wore a leather jacket that had been manufactured specifically to look worn and faded right off the rack, over a black button-up shirt that sat open at the collar with the top three buttons undone. He wore jeans and cowboy boots, legs crossed casually. He looked like he had been clipped out of a catalog and I immediately knew this was the owner of the Porsche.

-but also, on top of that, having led an adventurous and impressive life.

“Wait,” interjected John, from behind the detective. “You’re Lance Falconer!”
“Shut up or I will shoot you in the face.”
“That was driving me nuts all night. You’re the detective who caught the Father’s Day killer, right? Didn’t you throw him out of a helicopter?” Falconer didn’t answer. John said to me, “He’s famous. I saw this whole thing about him on A&E—”

His fame is referenced multiple times.

Before Cowboy could react, John said, “Hold on. Do you know who this is next to me? This is Detective Lance Falconer.”
Cowboy looked like he sort of recognized the name, but couldn’t place it. John said, “You can’t tell me you haven’t seen him on the news. He caught the Portland Strangler?”
From behind Cowboy, a lady said, “Oh my God, it is him!”
“Show them your ID, detective.”
Falconer did. The lady was duly impressed.
[…]
Falconer said, “I’m standing up now.” He did. No one objected.
A kid in the crowd said, “What’s it like to fight somebody on top of a train?”
“Windy.”

As are his looks.

But when I opened the door, there was Detective Lance Falconer, in a black turtleneck and looking cropped from a cover of GQ. It actually took me a second to notice the crutches.

And his Porsche, which some of you might have noticed mentioned at the end of the first quote, but I’m not gonna go find more material. Needless to say it appears numerous times.

All of these things are established, and then, in the epilogue, things are finally wrapped up. This part is a bit long, so please bear with me.

“And how are you going to tell the story?”
“I’m going to tell the most ridiculous possible version of it I can think of. People are going to close it and be like, ‘What the fuck did I just read?’”
He nodded. “I have material that you won’t have access to. I got transcripts of the radio chatter between the pilots. Some other stuff you won’t be able to get.”
“I’d love to have you on board.”
“I’ll cooperate on one condition. You portray the coolest version of me possible. I’m talking total action hero here. If you’re making things up, then embellish me into a badass.”
“I can do that.”
“And give me a cool name. And make me good-looking.”
“Sure.”
“And say I drive a Porsche.”
“What? Where are you gonna get a Porsche on a cop salary?”
“Because I’m awesome. Alex Cross drives one. So does Lucas Davenport.”
“What, are those cops you know?”
He headed for the door, moving more smoothly on the crutches than I did on my own legs. On his way out he turned and said, “And don’t put a bunch of bullshit in my mouth, or get cute and try to make me look stupid. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go to the salon to have my pubic hair straightened and dyed white so that my dick looks like Santa Claus.” He closed the door, farting loudly all the way to his car.
I went and pulled my taquitos from the oven. I let them cool and went back to my place at the kitchen window. Falconer’s gleaming new Porsche was turning around in my yard, pulling through the snow and disappearing down the street. Actually, now that I looked at it I think it was a Ferrari.

So, there you go. As I said, there are multiple examples appearing throughout both books that set up just how little information of David’s that we can really truly trust, but Detective Lance Falconer as a character is the most, well, blunt example, and therefore the easiest to pull from the text to show those who are either not familiar with the source material, or (like me) not good at reading into literature, or possibly both.

Look, my point is, there is nobody who can truly claim with all absolute certainty that Dave, Amy, and John aren’t all lesbians. You can’t prove they aren’t. Reality is an illusion, and at best a huge joke. Fucking fight me.


what’s going on?!!

@queerconsultants I couldn’t stop thinking about yesterday’s discussion and I HAD TO rewatch episodes 3 & 4 because I NEEDED answers!! unfortunately I ended up more confused than before. 

I focused on the people you mentioned in your post…

1. Asian man
2. blonde lady with a suitcase
3. blond dude with scarf
4. lady with purple coat and purple hat
5. blond dude with black coat
6. dude with the beard (he’s with no.5)
and found 2 more that are not as noticeable as the others but still there (lady with green jacket and black hat and a dude wearing glasses)

So here are captures of the train station scene when Danny figures out the code (EP 4), they are in chronological order following the motion 

now here this woman with the purple coat and purple hat just changed direction? she was going the other way…

seconds later she did it again??

CAMERA CHANGES AND….

now we’re following Danny but… what is the blonde girl doing there ahead of Danny?? and the woman with the purple coat is in the wrong direction again! and now she has a suitcase?! one millisecond ago they were going in the opposite direction

UGHHH same with the guy with glasses, the blond with scarf (we see his back), the blond with the black coat and his friend, the guy with the beard. They’re not supposed to be there.

oh hi there blond dude with the black coat and guy with the beard, I see you better now that you’re closer…. OH WAIT WAIT WAIT!!! one second ago you didn’t have a satchel with you, blondie. oh! and I can see the Asian man there too!

the mysterious satchel magically appeared…

CAMERA CHANGES AGAIN AND…. 

Run Danny run!! oh wait…

ok this lady with the purple coat is a ghost, I swear, she appears out of nowhere!

AND THEN THERE’S THIS FROM EPISODE 3:

In EP 3 when they’re interrogating Danny, the detective says ’there are always other people’ and then we see Alex in the train station for like 3 seconds.

They even used that as a promotional picture for EP 3. when I first saw it I thought it meant Alex was alive :(

I don’t know what to think about it. I don’t understand the meaning (if there is one). Someone mentioned it is bad editing but I don’t know~ I mean, there is no way you cannot see they’re the same people, it’s obvious. There’s no way you cannot remember they’re the same people from ep 3. It’s like they wanted us to notice these people. And in ep 4 they appear and reappear throughout the station scene in a way that you cannot miss them. Even some parts are in slow motion. I don’t know what it was, but I don’t think it’s bad editing (but who knows…) They couldn’t have fucked up that bad, right? right?!

What have you seen?
disneytasthic:

CLASSIC DISNEY

101 Dalmatians (1961)
Alice in Wonderland (1951)
Bambi (1942)
Cinderella (1950)
Dumbo (1941)
Fantasia (1940)
Lady and the Tramp (1955)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Peter Pan (1953)
Pinocchio (1940)
Sleeping Beauty (1959)
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Song of the South (1946)

DISNEY’S DARK AGE

The Aristocats (1970)
Bedknobs & Broomsticks (1971)
The Black Cauldron (1985)
The Fox and the Hound (1981)
The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
The Jungle Book (1967)
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)
Oliver and Company (1986)
Pete’s Dragon (1977)
The Rescuers (1977)
Robin Hood (1973)
The Sword In The Stone (1963)

THE DISNEY RENAISSANCE

Aladdin (1992)
Beauty and the Beast (1991)
A Goofy Movie (1995) 
James and the Giant Peach (1996)  
Hercules (1997)
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)
The Lion King (1994)
The Little Mermaid (1989)
Mulan (1998)
Pocahontas (1995)
The Rescuers Down Under (1990)
Tarzan (1999)

DISNEY’S MODERN AGE

Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
Bolt (2008)
Brother Bear (2003) 
Chicken Little (2005)
Dinosaur (2000)
The Emperor’s New Groove (2000) 
Enchanted (2007)
Fantasia 2000 (2000)
Home on the Range (2004)
Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Meet the Robinsons (2007)
The Princess and the Frog (2009)
Treasure Planet (2002)
Tangled (2010)
Wreck it Ralph (2012)
Frozen (2013) 

DISNEY SEQUELS

101 Dalmations 2: Patch’s London Adventure (2003)
102 Dalmatians
Aladdin and the King of Thieves (1996)
An Extremely Goofy Movie (2000)
Atlantis - Milo’s Return (2003)
Bambi II (2006)
Beauty and the Beast - Belle’s Magical World (1998)
Beauty and the Beast - The Enchanted Christmas (1997)
Cinderella II - Dreams Come True (2002)
Cinderella III - A Twist in Time (2007)
Kronk’s New Groove (2005)
Lady & the Tramp II - Scamp’s Adventure (2001)
Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch (2005)
Mulan 2 (2004)
Pocahontas II - Journey to a New World (1998)
Return to Never Land (2002)
Tarzan & Jane (2002)
Tarzan II (2005)
The Hunchback of Notre Dame II (2002)
The Jungle Book 2 (2003)
The Lion King 1 1/2 (2004)
The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride (1998)
The Little Mermaid - Ariel’s Beginning (2008)
The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea (2000)
The Return of Jafar (1994)


PIXAR

A Bug’s Life (1998)
Cars (2006)
Finding Nemo (2003) 
The Incredibles (2004)
Monsters Inc. (2001)
Monsters University (2013)
Ratatouille (2007)
Toy Story (1995)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Toy Story 3 (2010) 
Wall-E (2008)
Up (2009)
Brave (2012)

9

So Uptown Cheapskate was having a great sale the other day: 5 for $5 out of the pile of reject vintage clothes or generally awful things. All I had to do was dig through it for some gems, and I walked away with a leopard print turtle-tank, a black fringe vest, Detective Benson’s jacket (apparently), a purple velvet cardigan with dreams of one day becoming a blazer, and a really cute blue top. 

Lesson to be learned from this, ladies? Always dig through the discount pile, because you can find some fantastically cute (or tacky) stuff.

Like this, which I didn’t buy for some reason:

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But yeah, if I ever wanted to look like a cool Lisa Frank Dolphin, I’d be all over that lycra nastiness.