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The 9 Elements of a VILLAIN

If we’re being honest, one character is always the most fun to develop when you’re writing a new story. It must be the main character, right? The person you’re going to follow throughout the story, the one that means the most to you?

Nope. It’s the villain.

Villains are just FUN. You get to creep into the darkest corners of your writer brain and conjure up the most unashamedly detestable human being you possibly can. 

This is how we look when we begin creating a villain. 

But sometimes, it can be difficult to to make sure they’re fully believable humans. So here are the nine elements that have helped me out when developing these terrible people … 

1) Hero’s Shadow:

The relationship between the main character and the villain is the most important one in the story, because it is the source of all conflict. Without the villain causing trouble, the main character wouldn’t have the chance to be a hero. Without that trouble, the main character’s weaknesses wouldn’t be pressured, which means they couldn’t change. The villain is a condensed and magnified embodiment of the inner weakness that the hero is battling. They’re the SHADOW of hero, the example of what will happen if the main character goes down the wrong path. Both are facing the same problem in different ways. For example Darth Vader and Luke.  

2) Conflict Strategy:  

In the pursuit of stopping the hero from achieving their goal, the villain is going to attack them on 1) a personal relationship level 2) a societal level and 3) an inner level. They’re going to attack the people around them, they’re going to cause consequences for the community surrounding them, they’re going to get into their head and plague them. Because the hallmark of a villain is that they’re the person who’s perfectly suited to attack the hero’s greatest weakness. Villains should have a distinct set of tactics to destroy the main character, on at least two levels. 

3) Flaws: 

This one’s expected. Of course a villain has flaws, it’s in the job description. But flaws do not equate to ‘He kicks turtles every morning before breakfast’ or 'His favorite hobby is butterfly stomping’ or, more within the realm of possibility, “He wants to kill the hero”. These are evil actions, NOT flaws. A lot of villains, particularly in movies, will be given horrible things to do without any explanation for WHY they do them. And it’s pretty easy to give them reasons: just give them human weaknesses! That’s it. Whether the actions they take are as small as theft or as big as blowing up a planet, these actions stem from recognizable HUMAN FLAWS. So like a main character, a villain needs mental and moral flaws.  

Yup, even Maleficent has human flaws. And she’s a dragon part of the time. 

4) Counter Goal: 

All characters exist because they want something. And what do villains want? To get whatever the main character wants (for very different reasons), to stop them from reaching their goal, or another goal that directly conflicts with the hero’s goal. As long as that big tangible thing they want locks hero and villain in battle, you’re good. Think 101 Dalmatians: Cruella and the good guys are fighting over the puppies.  

5) Surface Motivations:  

Why is it that villains always have a team of followers? Because villains never outright state their true motivations. They always have a cover story, and that cover will paint them as righteous. Villains want to look like the good guy. So their real Hidden Motivations are defended by twisting perceptions of Good & Evil, by portraying evil acts in a positive light, by indulging their followers selfish emotions and desire to feel like “one of the good guys. " 

Take Gothel for example: she’s a loving mother who wants to protect her daughter from all the world’s darkness. (Sure you do, Flynn stabber.)  

Surface Motivations never stand up to logical scrutiny and a functioning moral compass, but giving your bad guy a compelling argument against your good side always makes things more interesting, which brings us to …

6) Counter Statement:

The main character needs to learn some kind of truth that will enable them to fix their lives, overcome their weaknesses, banish their ghosts. It’s whatever statement about "how to live a better life” you want to prove with your story. Your villain has other ideas. They don’t agree with that statement, have other beliefs about living life well, and represent an argument against it. For example, Voldemort: “there is no good and evil, there is only power, and those too weak to seek it." 

Although your argument isn’t very convincing, Voldy. I mean, you’re living in the back of some guy’s head.

7) Characterization: 

This is everything on the surface of the villain. The way they speak, the way they look, the way they act, their role in life, their status and power. This is the facade they project for the world to see, a calculated effort to control how they are perceived. This is closely connected to that surface want, because that surface is what they wish people to believe about them. Over time, the reader and the other characters are going to be able to see through this mask and see what it conceals. My favorite Disney example of this is Mother Gothel: on the surface she’s this bubbly mom who loves Rapunzel and wants to protect her from the harshness of the world. 

You can think of this as the text … 

8) Hidden Motivation: 

And this is the subtext. That surface motivation they want the world to believe is a mask concealing their true motivation, which is always rooted in their flaws,  selfishness, and skewed beliefs. 

9) Ghosts, Justification, Self-Obsession: 

These three are closely related, so they get counted together.
Like main characters, villains have GHOSTS: events from their backstories that knocked their worldviews out of alignment, that marked the beginning of their weaknesses, that haunt them still. Because these happened, the originally benign person allowed themselves to turn into someone who could occupy the job of "villain” in a story. Usually, these events are genuine misfortunes and are worthy of sympathy, just like the ghosts of a main character. Think of Voldemort growing up in an orphanage talking to snakes.

BUT! When it comes to ghosts, the major difference between a hero and a villain is HOW THEY DEAL with these unpleasant past events. Both have suffered, but react to suffering in very different ways. A villain will be consumed by these events, obsessed with the real (or imagined) persecution or disadvantage they’ve endured, convinced that all personal responsibility is nullified by their status of injured party. Past tragedies become a talisman that grants immunity from decency. 

This scene from A Series of Unfortunate Events sums it up.  An adult makes an excuse for a terrible person by saying he had a terrible childhood. And Klaus replies: 

Yes, maybe they’ve both lived through tragedy. But THE KIDS aren’t hurting others because of it. 

Because villains, who are constantly victimizing heroes, are completely convinced that THEY are the true victims here. No matter what they do, no matter what they are, they blame everything on that ghost, whether it was another person, society, or circumstances. And later they blame the hero, who they see as the REAL villain. For example, Frollo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame:  

“It’s not my fault, I’m not to blame”

So! WHY are villains like this?

SELF-OBSESSION! Yup, villains spend an unhealthy amount of time thinking about themselves and their plights and their plots. Think of any villain and it’s not hard to see the inherent narcissism behind everything they do. Like willingness to take action is the nonnegotiable trait of a main character, self-obsession is the trait that all villains seem to share. 

So! Developing villains in this way has worked out for me so far. If it looks like it might be helpful for you, give it a try.

And in the spirit of creating someone to torment our main characters and ruin their lives, here’s one more maniacal laugh for the road:

anonymous asked:

Can you do a dragon age inquisition romanced companions reacting to holding their child with the inquisitor for the first time? This account is probably my favorite on tumblr 😂

Mod Katalyna has returned from being AWOL to bring you her aesthetic: Parents of the Inquisition!(I wasn’t AWOL on purpose, I’m sorry! Life happened.)

Josephine: She’s an utter wreck, her hair a mess, her clothes in disarray, tears streaming down her face, her entire carefully contrived appearance ruined. Yet she’s completely still, only the tears that continuously fall down her face moving as she stares with almost childlike wonder down at her own child. This baby the most precious treasure she’s ever handled, worth more than her entire family’s fortune, and she knows that she’d give up everything she has to make sure this child, her child, is safe and happy. She looks up at her lover to hope that they share her awe at this little being that is now theirs.

Solas: He’s stunned for long moments, no racing thoughts or brilliant plans or anything at all going through his mind. There is nothing but the tiny bundle in his arms, half his, half his lover’s, all its own entity. Finally, a thought crystalizes: if anything in this world is real, it’s this child, my child. Eyes that reflect his own stare up at him, as if the little babe is thinking the same thing. And he knows in that instant that this child is worth risking everything for, even his duty.

Cullen: He holds his baby as if one wrong move could make it shatter, and his lover laughs as they rearrange his hands into a more natural position. But they don’t understand; this child is everything. With his first glimpse, Cullen was lost. This family is his and no one will ever threaten it. And he needs so badly to be a good father to his child, their child. He would give this baby the moons if that was what it took.

Sera: She holds the baby like an old pro but blinks down at the bundle in her arms as if she has no idea what it is. For long moments, she and the baby simply stare at each other, trying to figure each other out. Suddenly, Sera grins, then laughs. “I am gonna teach you the very best pranks, yeah?” she informs the child. Nefarious plots involving Cullen’s training dummy are already hatching. Yet even as she plans mischief, she holds the child, now hers, closer to her chest, protectively. Nobody ever messes with what’s hers.

Dorian: “Well, I, uh… How lovely,” he finally manages to say after holding the child awkwardly for a few long moments. He’s not really sure about this. It’s… it’s a baby. It’s messy and loud and awkward and helpless. Yet then the child giggles and reached stubby little arms out to him, and he’s lost. He knows he has lots of long, messy, loud, awkward, helpless nights ahead of him. But at least his amatus will be there so neither of them will ever get too overwhelmed. They’ll figure it out together.

Blackwall: He’s already got two dozen toys made by the time he holds his child for the first time. He’s prepared to battle the whole world for his baby. He’s done everything he can to be ready, but he’s still completely overwhelmed when he feels the little bundle of life in his arms for the first time. He cries happy tears when the baby pulls on his beard and pulls the other half of his family close by his side, needing to share this moment. Nothing could have ever prepared him for this.

Cassandra: She’s crying and laughing and her warrior persona has completely dissolved into the soft romantic her lover always knew was under her armor. She’s trying to sing through her tears and mostly failing, but she’s gently rocking her child and already promising it all the love she can give. She has her doubts about her abilities as a mother, but she’s going to give it everything she’s got, and her lover will be right there with her through it all. It’s all a little too perfect to believe, but she doesn’t care. It’s hers.

Iron Bull: Whoa, okay, weird. This is weird. He’d never actually thought he’d be raising a kid. If he did have any kids, he’d never have spent any time with them or even really knew about them if he hadn’t become Tal-Vashoth. And he really can’t regret that decision now, with a little bundle way too small for his big arms nestled against his chest. It’s weird but it’s also weirdly right. And he likes the idea of teaching his kid to slay dragons even as he protects them from the world- and the world from them. This could be good, and he knows his kadan will be there for every moment, and that makes it perfect.

Bonus! Because I know we have Krem fans:

Krem: Well, he’d decided to take it all in stride, but the second he laid eyes on his baby he knew that wasn’t an option anymore. Then he held the little squirming bundle and he realized he simultaneously knew exactly what to do and knew nothing at all. He was going to protect this little kid with everything in him, and he was going to hope his lover could help with the rest, because, shit, what do you even do with a kid? He held his child and rocked them gently and he knew he’d figure it all out somehow. Together with his lover, they’d figure it out.

nct dream as tumblr blogs

this also ended up kinda like nct dream as tumblr mutuals but only a lil bit 


mork

  • honestly he probably only made the blog to promote his tracks on soundcloud bye
  • he came for the promo, stayed for the memes
  • meme master 9000 ????

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Little sneak peak of how the painting is going for the Elain x Azriel piece! 

Actually super happy with how its going, and hopefully have it finished by tomorrow! Cannot believe the sketch has over 500 notes! thank you SO SO much to every single one of you, it means everything! <3

Finish piece - https://hayleyfraserart.tumblr.com/post/161825584896/the-fawn-the-shadowsinger-where-can-i-go-when
You’re not sure what you did to deserve her. She’s practically perfect and there’s nothing in your life you haven’t managed to ruin. But with her, it’s like your slate has been wiped clean. Your past doesn’t matter when she’s there. She makes everything right. And now you’ll do anything to deserve her.
—  L.B.

There’s always a group that makes a show less fun. The Tumblr world has gotten so hateful. Over fictional characters. It’s pathetic. Can you guys just stop & let us enjoy Shadowhunters? After all, that’s what it’s called. The ships don’t define the show, the show defines the show. So let us who actually like it, watch it. If you don’t, watch something else.

I’m going to blow up my feed with everything BUT Malec now.
It's been one year

It’s been one year since I started doing crystal meth.
365 days and I can count how many days I’ve been sober on 2 hands.
Everything in my life has changed in one year.
In one year I
Started using
Got really skinny
Met a person from tumblr
Fell in love
Got attached
Became pregnant
Went crazy
Got an abortion
Lost my job
Became dependent
Ruined every previous relationship I had
Ruined the relationship I was in
Got raped
Lost the best cat I’ve ever known
Lost the place I called home
Lost my boyfriend
Isolated myself to
Gave up trying

I’m not saying this drug was the cause of any of those things, but if I hadn’t used on March 27th 2016 none of those things would have happened. One thing did not change this year, that’s how much I truly hate myself. I did a lot of stupid things so I could get high. If someone that follows me is curious about trying meth, I can tell you that the first high isn’t worth it. You’ll get addicted and it will control all the things you thought you had control over. I don’t regret any of the things I’ve done, because I got to know what true happiness felt like. I got to know what loving someone with you’re entire heart meant. And it fucking hurts.


And to all the hate I’m going to get for my abortion calm the fuck down before you say shit. I was told that I was too thin to try to give birth. If I did decide to keep it, the baby and I would have died. I know I was too skinny because of meth, I know I had to end a life because of a drug. I’m reminded of that every day when I wake up until the time I go to sleep.
I hope someone takes something away from this.

The human weapon | Part one

Originally posted by aestheticvbts

Pairing: JungkookxReader

AU: Robot!Cyborg, Sci-fi

Genre: Angst - Romance

Word count: 3k

>>Part two 

A/N: If this is going to a flop, i’m not sure if i will continue it. Or do it for my own entertainment. Let me know~ Also HUGE SPECIAL THANKS to @lets-go-north ♡♡♡♡♡ with her Jungkook au video edit. It gave me inspiration and a story line to work with! Video link here -> Tumblr | IG 


In the year of 2045, everything has changed for the worse. Not far from Seoul, a war had broken out. A man named Min Yoongi, which were nothing but a leader of a cult, destroying and get what ‘belongs’ to him. His greed grew bigger, as more people understood and wanted the same. The past 4 years, had been hell around Asia, getting countries in ruins and suffering. The government, had been asking five scientists, to create a weapon, that will be used for when Min Yoongi had planned to attack South Korea.

Kim Namjoon was one of the few scientists, that were elected. He was rarely outside, or in the newspapers. But his high IQ and college degree had the government, to set him as their specialist in technology. He liked to be unknown, creating weapons for the military. He found a purpose in life, helping the ones in need for his brain. As months passed his weapons were soon outdated, as Min Yoongi copied his work. Namjoon needed to find another solution, with a hidden creation, that only he knew about. After years of studying the human body and technology, he has finally created what people would call a “cyborg”. It wasn’t just made of metal, but was partly human. His research on DNA and microorganisms to create human like skin and organs in his lab.

A cyborg, with the given name “JJ97”. Metal, with human skin and microorganisms to give him senses. It was limited, but it was the effects that Namjoon could create. Namjoon dedicated his own blood, to let the human heart in JJ97’s chest, run forever. Chords and the strongest metal, kept a shield around the soft place. JJ97, had no pain tolerance and bled blood which was stored for his skin to be moisturised. It was a side effect, that could cause problems if it wasn’t solved, but even for the robotic skeleton, JJ97 looked like any human on earth. His skin and face, were to perfection but his brain was nothing more, than a computer. Even though, Namjoon was a clever scientist, he didn’t know anything about human emotions, fighting or communications in the society. That’s why, he sent his creation to you.

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First/Last Kiss

Promnis. End game spoilers. This is part two, posting it because I’ve lost motivation to finish part one and staring at this is making me anxious. It’s literally just 1300 words of kissing because sometimes I get distracted when I see a picture of Older!Ignis’s face on my dash, and I imagine Prompto does too. 

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ACOTAR FAMILY

I really want to start this chain mail sort of thing where I ship off a hardcover ACOMAF book to my fav ACOTAR tumblr and they write a little something on their favourite page/quote on the book. And then, in three or so days time they ship it off to their next fav tumblr until the book has gone everywhere and hopefully it comes back to me before ACOWAR?

I want us all to write on the book, and maybe take a photo of it in our fav reading spot and document everything on a tumblr post. Reblog and comment if you’re down for this shizzle.

Shout out to the first reblog I did a year ago of @frederick-chilton-ruined-my-life​ post for the Holiday Holiday video. At the time, I was on the fence about making a Tumblr, but this video was my kryptonite. It had to be done….

Thank you for posting it! Please accept my gift of gifs! :)

Butt seriously folks, this video has everything!


A handsome leading man with an adorable squinty smile AKA: Good Guy

A bad guy…

Fear of rejection…

Romance….

Sex….

Comfort…

Heartbreak…

Violence…

Hope….

Victory….

Dimples… these details are also important for plot!

Forearms…

Tummy… bless his curves

Hands..

Best. Video. Ever.

Holiday Holiday - A Thousand

c: 2011

Ruiner of Sh-… I Mean Pontiff Sulyvahn

This guy… hmm.. the only nice thing I can say about him that he has some awesome moveset, a bad-ass design, and the battle against him is still tense even with NPC summons. His rise to power, and grand ambition broke what’s left of the gods’ leadership. It’s hard to choose sides since, the gods started all this mess, but he’s not exactly a model citizen either.

He’s part of a church that feeds people alive to a “saint.” To add to this list, he’s turned some of his servants into those weird croco-dogs, slowly transmogrified his exiles into slobbering Knight-beasts, fed a god to aforementioned “saint,” have infinite stamina, unearthed the profaned flame for his nefarious plans, have infinite stamina, forced someone to do his victory dances for him, he could duplicate himself for twice the pain, and he has INFINITE STAMINA!! For cripes sake! Just let me have a swig of my flask!!!

People To Block in the HxH Tumblr Community

If you are new to hunterxhunter. Here are some people you should block so you can have a great experience. 

(My last call out was unprofessional and messy. So for Uncle’s I revised here. Please, I would never make these things up unless I was certain that it did happen and upon further research and painfully going through a archive. Some things were deleted in Uncle’s blog. So if I could link it, I would. She does have a knack for deleting her posts. Some things are and were very nasty, but I can warn you all about the things she did do as well the other two who have things still up on their blogs that even you guys can find. So let’s start with the first troll and reason on why to block her.)

@hyskoa-mourououu (Is a side blog) or @virginympho who is now @dehlicate
(Where she posts everything about herself. Why does she treat Tumblr like Facebook or Twitter?)

Reasons:

  • The first reason is simple. She pretended to be my friend, @whimsical-hisoka​, @Sexyclowndaddy and @schwing-stars​‘s friend just to use us to get information out of us. To tell to her friends and she did admit that she did contribute to making the drama worse. The private things that Whimsical trusted her with, she did screenshot and show her friends everything. Then she has the nerve to make a post saying:

    “I am more purer then you.”

    Which for a fact she was referring to Whimsical and the very touchy topics that were said in their chats. That is what Whimsical told me when she saw that post more then 3 weeks ago. I could careless if I get a apology, but Whimsical is the one who deserves one. She felt safe and confident that her info was secure, but it was leaked out faster then popped balloon. :0I

  • Second reason, she gets angry at anyone who does not see it her way. It’s my way or the highway. If you do not see it as such then prepare to be fucked. Once she told me that a girl who disagreed with her on a fictional character. She got so angry at this girl’s response that she wanted to bash this girl’s face into a table just to shut her up. Now the girl had every right to say she did not like that character. Just as anyone else who has their own opinions. 

  • Third Reason, she actually believes, Hisoka is in love with her. She is so obsessed with him that she gets jealous on whoever calls him their bea, boyfriend or their husband. She literally admits this in her blog. Also, if I remember correctly she admitted it to me and Whimsical as well. Like Hisoka is fictional. He is not real. She needs to get out of lala land. I adore Hisoka very much maybe obsessed with him too, but not to the point where I get jealous at someone who likes him as much as me. Sharing is caring, right? Appreciate him as a character not as a object.

  • Forth reason, from what one of her followers told me. She threatened to send her 16 year old brother at us. To beat the shit out of us while she watches and as I recall in her post to be seen slitting throats. Now this isn’t the first time she wanted to harm someone. She has gotten into fights for supposedly beating down a bully, but was she the bully in turn? I am not sure. I cannot trust whatever she says since she pretended to be our friend. Also, hiding behind her own brother who is a child. When she is almost 20. A grown as woman who says were being childish? I am not seeing the connection. 

  • Fifth reason, she deems herself higher then others. She acts like she is it. She in the back of her mind thinks she is better then you. She is very two-faced. She will pretend to like you, but she never did. Honestly, deep down I was very wary about her, but tried to give her a chance. During our supposed friendship, most of the time I was the one saying hello. How are you doing? She never once even tried. The last we spoke was during our little drama 3 weeks ago. Last she told me was when I called her out. It was a messy call out unorganized, but a call out nonetheless. The things that were said were:

    No one cares about your opinions.
    No one cares if you exist here. 
    This is tumblr get use to it.
    As my last act of ‘KINDNESS’, I will block you.
    I never was here to make friends, I was here for the drama, I am a nosy bitch and I love it. And you were a hoot. Byeeeee….
    I am tired of you, you are tiring. 
  • Now, these things did hurt, but knowing she was not here to even try to be friends or try to get to know us. It did hurt, I did want to be friends with her, but to me it was a great weight off my own shoulders. So if you do encounter her or follow her please be wary. She is just a spoiled woman who thinks she is a demigod, slash princess, slash lil spoiled rich lady who thinks she can get away with everything. She is one of the reasons SexyClownDaddy was getting harassed to the point where she had to block even her friends, but from what I been hearing she is hiding behind a kid, having her friends delete the call out messages she has been getting from her followers for her and then crying about it saying how bad she has it. Me and SexyClowndaddy and maybe other people who have not come forward have been getting harassed by her friends and followers for a full year. She kinda has no right to be complaining. 

  • So I have the privilege to say, “This is Tumblr get use to it.”

  • I will admit, she showed screenshots of my own posts but then deleted her posts so she can look innocent. I left my posts on my blog feel free to read them. I really have nothing to hide. I am just some flea trying to spread this so other don’t get what I encountered. So moving on.

    Summary: 

    She gets jealous on whoever says Hisoka is their’s. She believes he is in love with her like hardcore delusional to the nine. She will first act like your friend, but then backstabs you. Sheis only in it for herself. She acted like my friend, @sexyclowndaddy’s friend, @whimsical-hisoka and @schwing-stars friend. Everything that they told her to keep a secret she went and told her friends whom only made the drama worse for me and everyone else. So don’t bother with her. She is a waste of air who thinks she can get away with everything. If you follow her fine, just be wary with her. She acts nice, but is just a little 19 year old woman who sends from what I hear her 16 year old brother to try to beat people up for her and has thoughts to want to harm people who disagree with her. (Really? A 16 year old. He is a child. WTF?)

    @killvrsmaim  or @diavolovevo or @pakumachi 

    Note:  [She has a tendency to change her name or move to multiple accounts to stalk people who have blocked her.]

Reasons:

  • This girl is a trip, she caused a lot of drama to safe LGBT blogs. From what I was told and from going and asking around. She is a horrible little troll. She is best friends with Hyskoa no doubt, but she goes from place to place telling, trans to die, CIS to burn in hell all these negative things to people who are just trying to find a place to be safe. Now you literally can look her up on tumblr. There are people calling her shit out. She goes from blog to blog 

  • Second reason, this girl if you do not believe in her headcanons which she deems canon. She will lose her shit. If you do not see every character in hxh as gay she will call you homophobic, a traitor to the fandom and to all LGBT. Now I never understood why you have to mix anime with LGBT. Keep them separate. Even my gay friend @emthesmall-official says not everything has to be gay. And she is a gay as fuck proud goat mama. You need diversity in stories and especially in animes. 

  • Third reason, she will threaten you and tell you that you need to kill yourself. She will threaten to you that she will kill herself. I have seen her use this on many others and believe me it is hardcore as fuck, she is only 15 and already making a mess. A child reblogging porn and all sorts of things that ruins the mind. She really needs to get off Tumblr and chill her bum down. Which is why I blocked her.

  • Forth reason, she stalks the shit out of you. She literally took the time and effort to make a DA account go and harass my best friend when she has nothing to do with drama we were not even apart of. Then she has the mordacity to come to me and tell me to have my friends stop bothering her when, I ask her friends to stop bothering me. They did not comply. They didn’t stop so why should I get involved with her? I just blocked her. She recently messaged me calling me a bitch and saying we have unfinished business to do. Which, I blocked her second account as well. She is plain creepy. Just block her. 

    Summary:

    She is a lil teenager, going from tumblr account to tumblr account. Saying all this should die. People who are CIS should burn in hell, they should kill themselves. Anyone who is not gay and who is straight should not exist. She came up to me once. Asked me to tell my friends to stop bothering her. When she went out of her way to make a DA account stalk them and call them a bitch. She declared if I did not stop them she would kill herself. Now I talked to other people who dealt with her and she did the same thing to them. If you do not see every hxh character as gay she will call you homopobic and racist against whatever. I mean look her up on tumblr. It is full with people calling her out. Please if you follow her or encounter her. Just report her or block her. She is best friends with Hyskoa and knowing both of them. They cause some trouble in the hxh tumblr community.

    @UncleHisoka or @m0rpha

  • I have no words for this one. She is just plain horrible. Maybe the worse out of the three. She was the first, I went to asking her to tell her friends to stop talking about me. To me, I thought my own head canon was accepted. I went into the hxh fandom thinking these people seem nice. They are horrible. She and her friends made hardcore memes about a silly harmless head canon. They took it so serious that they said anyone who sees Hisoka as straight are not true HXH fans. Like Hisoka’s sexuality is never said and his entire being is a mystery. Yet they act like they know him in and out. Uncle’s gf made a entire post of weird facts saying he is feminine he must be gay. Or a simple word ‘boko’ he says makes him gay. Or the good ole. He used the fig sign which didn’t even look like the proper fig sign. All these crazy assumptions and people believed it. They believed fanon over canon. I could present canon facts and they would ignore it. 

  • Second reason, she hates CIS people, straight people or anyone against her agenda it doesn’t matter who you are. Basically, there were posts she did complaining about these topics, but she has a habit of deleting all of her posts so she don’t look BAD. Now what happened to equality? Now it is about supremacy over a certain sexuality. It is the hets who made thing worse, it is men who made things worse. A hardcore SWJ. I met very pleasent SJW’s and showed them Uncle’s blog. Even they were all ‘no’. That is not how it works.  

  • Third reason, from what SexyClownDaddy showed and told me. She has over 500 blogs that she uses to either stalk people or harass people who she dislikes. Now, I could not believe it. It sounds unreal. Can you all understand why SexyClown started blocking everyone? I have nothing to say about this one. It’s creepy it’s weird. Some of the things her followers tell me are unbelievable, one of them were she dislikes trans people. Saying they are betraying their own gender, but she is okay with non-binaries. This is what one of her followers told me. She did has a post up there, but it is long been deleted. <:/ 

  • Forth reason, she does laugh and talk about you behind your back. I thought she was very nice, but she likes to guilt trip the shit out of you. She talks and talks until she makes you head spin and all you can do is say yes. I have my own beliefs, but she said I had no right to even say my own opinions on LGBT or even on Hisoka. I had no right to say anything because anything I say is either homophobic, against her cause and people. The reason for equality is to respect others opinions even if you don’t agree with them and she didn’t respect anything I said. All I could do was nod and say yes because IDK what the hell she was talking about. I also must point out she always seems to put hardcore hate anything related to God. Now there are some who do not believe in God and some who do not, but that does not mean you have the right to disrespect either factors and put your hate upon those who believe that said per religion. I myself am Catholic. Do that mean I hate anyone who does not believe? No, but UncleHisoka sure has stated this in her blog. There could be people following her that find that offensive or some who do not believe in God finding that disrespectful. To me she wants Supremacy over equality, other then being equal no matter what you are. 

    Summary: 

    This girl is beyond help. She has over 500 tumblr blogs she used to either stalk me or people she does not like. She dislikes and disrespects those who are in a religion or religion itself. Sends hardcore death threats, talks back behind you if you say Hisoka or any other character is not gay. If you are CIS, white, a man or straight she will block you. She hates whites when she herself is , Caucasian. It does not make sense. She dislikes trans people who identify with a gender. Which she finds disgusting and appalling. When, I told her kindly to ask her friends to stop bothering me. She said she would. Now after a day or so she and her friends still be were talking shit about me just for saying Hisoka was straight? Like I was ruining their gays for him. That their little shrine was crumbling. The more evidence I brought forward to back up my headcanon. The more she and her goons got ‘TRIGGERED’. She and the other two girls I am warning all about. Are so hardcore about Hisoka that anyone who does not agree with them will burn in their path. From the evidence I seen from their followers. They are 100% behind the Hisoka is gay side blog. That was used to troll anyone who saw Hisoka as hetero in headcanon.

Final Thoughts: 

Now I came from a hardcore fandom. Homestuck. That place is horrible. One thing, I know is these girls would never survive in it. They would have been chewed up and eaten alive. That is how hardcore the fans are. One thing I remember Hyskoa telling me was.

‘This is tumblr sweety get use to it.’

Now from what I been hearing she has been getting anons coming to her talking about the bull that she has been spewing all over her blog. Ever since my own post on her. Now I had a hunch she was just using me and my friends to get information from us to tell her weird goons. This chick, Hyskoa then starts complaining and crying that she is getting hate. When she herself and her friends were giving me and my friends hate for a full year.

So I guess I have the privilege to say.

‘This is Tumblr get over it.’

For a full year, I dealt with you and your friend’s bull. You have no right to complain. Also, @Sexyclowndaddy had it worse then I did. She got stalked, horrble hardcore death threats, everyone she trusted went against her, these people told lies about her that were not true and the harassment got so bad she had to block everyone including her friends. I implore you all to block these trolls. They are not good hunterxhunter fans. They are just pure negative. If you don’t block that is fine, just be wary of them.

I am only saying this because, I don’t want anyone to receive the harassment me and SexyClownDaddy got.

Geezus over a fucking headcanon too. Really man.

I really am left speechless about these people. Never in my life have I met such bad sports. They take things to seriously. Everyone and everything is against their agenda. They have the nerve to call me and my friends the ‘STRAIGHT SQUAD’. Well here is a fact:


ARE YOU YA’LL STUPID?! YOU NEED STRAIGHT PEOPLE TO HAVE A STRAIGHT SQUAD! MORE THEN 30 IN MY GROUP IS GAY AS FUCK AND THEY ARE ASHAMED TO EVEN BELIEVE YOU ARE EVEN PART OF THEM. 


:0I Only me, @deadxxxmoon and Whimsical are straight. ONLY THREE PEOPLE. The rest are gay. I guess if you mix gay and straight it makes Graight. WERE THE GREAT SQUAD. :0) Thanks for the idea my fellow trilobites. 

LOL GR8T SQU4D  


Does it matter that they are gay or trans? No it doesn’t, but if you are going to act like a asshole, then you will be treated as such. This is the greatest kindness we can offer you all. I am sorry, I am done. I did not make this for drama, I made this to call them out and warn people. I feel bad for those who encountered them and were victims.

Also, these people actually accept our headcanon. Why? Because canonly Hisoka’s sexuality has never been confirmed. More or less he is a secret even to them and us. So we headcanon and present the evidence. Yet they get triggered whenever it is brought up. If a man act feminine oh he must be gay. I am sure when he asked Machi out to dinner and in the manga asked her to sleep with him that must mean he is gay. Like? Yeah, there is more evidence supporting my own headcanon. Which is why I headcanoned him as such.

I truly hope this does justice. They might say, I am lying. I am homophobic, I am a bully, but I am standing up to my own bullies. This was very hard to make and scary. I don’t like drama, but they sure do. 

:0I I hope you all have a nice night.

P.S: The old one is still valid. If you want to read that one here.

https://www.tumblr.com/reblog/156763265626/nw9m0hOX/?redirect_to=http%3A%2F%2Fwhimsical-hisoka.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F156763265626%2Fpeople-you-should-block-on-hxh-tumblr-side


If not please reblog this one if you like. :0)

(This was was redo with more clarification for those who got confused and why I am making these accusations and why they should be blocked.)

Update:

One of my followers told me that Hyskoa changed her name too @virginympho

So. If you have not blocked her do so. She is just cancer on tumblr. Why deal with this troll when browsing hxh?

[Please don’t go and harass these people. Just block them.]

When I look at you, love makes sense. I’ve spent a lot of time picking myself up off the floor, but I feel like you’d want to help me instead of just breaking me down further like the rest. It’s a theory I want to test, but it makes me nervous too. I don’t think that you’ll hurt me, not intentionally. We’ve had a good run so far, and it feels like I’d be asking you to pick up the pace even you seem perfectly comfortable where you are. I don’t want to ruin the progress we’ve made, but I can’t help but feel that we can go much further together. If only I could let you know. All you’d have to do is say yes.
—  Maxwell Diawuoh, Request: a girl who got her heart broken a million times. Then she meets a boy and she knows that he’s everything she has ever wanted inside out and that they can be great together, but she doesn’t know how to tell him about her feelings because she might ruin the little friendship they’re building.

anonymous asked:

Yamamoto + Bathroom

(Tumblr restarted and I had to rewrite everything hhh)

How does the character prepare in the morning?

  • Fast as lightning. Yamamoto hardly manages to wake up in the morning once with his alarm and he’s always running late, meaning he rushes every day to get his routine done.
  • He scarcely takes showers in the morning, knowing he won’t make it in time to practice and, anyways, ruin it from all the physical effort.
  • He has multiple alarms, every 5 minutes, because he never manages to get up from the first ringtone and keeps on pressing snooze.

Do they sing in the shower?

  • Absolutely! He sings very passionately and at the top of his lungs until any of his family members bangs on his door for him to tone it down.
  • It’s more like screaming than actual singing and Yamamoto knows he’s not the best, that’s why he sticks mostly to rap songs.
  • He’d feel so embarrassed if anyone found out.

What kind of hair product/make-up do they use?

  • He uses the type of shampoos that smell manly, in his opinion, thinking that girls might be into that. Also, he has this conditioner that makes his mohawk very soft to touch.

How clean is this character?

  • He is fairly clean and takes care of his hygiene. 
  • If there are times when he is too tired after a day, he might just flop onto his bed, forgetting to take a shower or brush his teeth.

Does the character have thousands of shampoo/shower gel bottles by the shower, or do they use only the bare essentials?

  • I don’t see Yamamoto caring too much about all the different brands and types of soaps and shampoos there are and can’t see their point either. Why have a hundred shampoo bottles but with different smells?
  • He’s content with the essential products he has and thinks that as long as he’s clean, then everything’s all right.
Keenveins 2015 Fan Fic Masterpost

I thought it would be fun to compile all the fics I wrote this year into one big post. This year is almost over, and you all have made it so much fun! I love being able to share my fics with all of you! Fics with porn in them will be labled as such! 

Don’t Look Back (Keep Your Eyes On Me)

Arin/Everyone: My ultimate bottom Arin fic. Arin has an arrangement where he gets fucked by every Grump except for Dan. Soon, he realizes that he wants Dan too, and that maybe Dan wants him back. Much angst and sex occurs. This was my FIRST GG fic and is my longest, and also still my favorite. (PORN OMG)

Made From All The Wrong Stuff

Dan/Arin: Arin drinks during the charity stream and all he can think to do is call Dan whose in a different state, too far away. (Porn)

Fanboy

Dan/Arin: An AU where GG never happened and instead Arin is an animator and a big fan of NSP. He and Ross meet Dan at a convention and Arin might have a crush on Dan. (Porn)

Sea Salt

Arin/Dan: Arin takes Dan to the beach in an effort to help Dan get over his fear of the ocean. (Fluff)

No Control

Holly/Ross/Barry: Ross has a crush on Barry, might act on it and thinks he’s ruined everything. Holly saves the day. A.K.A Holly and Ross seduce Barry. (Porn)

Fingertips

Dan/Arin: Dan is curious about how to finger himself thanks to Arin, Arin is more than happy to give him a hand. (Porn)

Take What We Want (When We Need) 

Ross/Everyone: Ross is involved in a circle jerk orchestrated by his dom Brian. (Porn)

Fireproof

Barry/Ross: Barry has a big dick and Ross is a size queen who wants that dick bad. A sequel to the first Size Queen Ross fic! (Porn)

Keenveins Collection

Multiple Pairings: A collection of my tumblr prompts including the aforementioned Size Queen Ross. (Multi)

Different Colors

Brian/Ross: Brian wants to try role reversal and bottoms for Ross. (Porn)

Saving All My Summers (For You)

Arin/Dan: Arin and Dan are neighbors who grow up together, as teenagers those feelings start to evolve. My first chaptered fic! (Angst)

 Everything I Need (I Get From You)

Dan/Arin: A Christmas fic where Arin and Dan are dating but spending the holiday apart due to not being ‘out’ to Dan’s family yet. (fluff)

Let It Move Right Through You 

Dan/Arin/Suzy: Dan, Arin, and Suzy are in a poly-amorous relationship. Dan comes home from traveling to some naughty plans that Suzy and Arin have thought up. My last fic of 2015! (porn)

I posted my first GG fic back in June. I remember being so nervous about it, but you all have been so lovely and wonderful to me you really don’t know what it means to me to have people appreciate my work the way you do! 

I tried to post something every month as a personal goal for myself and I managed to pull it off! I wrote 13 fics for the fandom this year not counting the smaller things. It’s been a lot of fun! Hopefully 2016 brings many more opportunities for fic! 

anonymous asked:

hi, i was wondering if you had any possessive/jealous jk and pliant tae fics? they're getting kinda hard to find, so i was really hoping to get some recs from you! im sorry if this has been asked before, im new to this blog (BTW AMAZING BLOG OH MY GOD THE FIC RECS ARE AMAZING

thank you!

we’ve answered similar asks here and here, but since I’m not sure if you want only smut or just possessive jungkook in any situation, and what you’re asking is somewhat different from the other asks, I’ll go ahead and make another little list here haha we do have lots of tags you can search through for those kinds of fics! possessive jungkook, protective jungkook, jealous jungkook, sub tae, bottom tae

You Put the ‘Romance’ in Bromance by TheHalesNyx - tumblr prompt from anon: “could you maybe pls write a vkook fic that has some jealous jungkook in it? im just a slut for angsty fluff :•) thx”

Best Friends Forever by letsdotheritz - No one said growing up would be this hard. Alternatively: Taehyung and Jeongguk grow up together and deal with everything in-between.

make you wet between your thighs by teakookies - taehyung likes to be watched and jeongguk likes to make taehyung happy. jimin is slightly terrified, but mostly aroused.

Mama called me destructive (said it’d ruin me one day) by eclairdeluxe - In a realm of destruction and deceit, Kim Taehyung is the closest thing he comes to understanding love.

i feel safe in the 5 a.m. light (love in my arms and the sun in my eyes) by JemKay - And Taehyung thinks he’s never loved anyone more in his life than the boy above him who’s a little bit rough and sometimes a bit insensitive and maybe a little bit mean, but he’s also so soft and so gentle, and he treats Taehyung like he’s something so precious to him. And maybe he’s like that because of Taehyung, or maybe it’s because underneath everything, underneath the tough exterior and the sky-high walls, his heart’s more delicate than Taehyung’s, but all Taehyung knows is that Jeongguk fills up all of Taehyung’s vulnerable pieces with parts of himself.

Fixed Gaze (Only to You) by TaeTea - Jeongguk gets a bit antsy after Taehyung’s popularity in school skyrockets (even more) once he takes up a job from Etude House as the most recent face of their new campaign.

I Can Do It Better by Kruciatus - PWP. Desperate Taehyung and aggressive Jungkook. Basically just an excuse for me to write taekook smut

My Love Is Carried To You By My Feet by JemKay - Taehyung gets stood up and Jeongguk (unsuccessfully) tries to ignore him.

Say the words by Dreamy_world - “The fuck man?” Taehyung grimace looking away from him “Hyung, you need to do this, there’s no other option” Jungkook insist

i wanna hold you close (tonight and always) by jiyxngie - Jeongguk is a slightly possessive boyfriend.

Jealous Jungkook by arabellarosebts - “STOP FLIRTING” Taehyung pulled up with a start, looking down at the other innocently blinking. Jeongguk stiffened and turned to send a glare in Seokjin’s direction, who was sipping an iced tea and smiling as if he was rather satisfied with himself.

Y’all if you’re not reading ‘Interbellum’ by WolfOfAnsbach, you really need to be

I’m not sure if the author has a tumblr, but like, this fic was everything I didn’t know I needed. It’s so delightfully snarky and the author does such a great job of balancing so many different voices and I’m a sucker for historical AUs + historical trivia in all its forms. 

It’s like Steinbeck and Dos Passos meet Riverdale.

Also Jason Blossom looks like he’s going to play a very interesting role in this fic.

Summary: 1935. The Great Depression ravages the world. Fascism threatens Europe. Millions languish in poverty and despair. The nations stand on the brink of ruin or rebirth.Jughead Jones hopes to become a newspaper correspondent in time for the next great war. Veronica Lodge’s wealthy family battles Franklin Roosevelt’s New Deal. Betty Cooper tries to tone down the Riverdale Register’s rabid isolationism just a little bit. The Blossom family disperses striking laborers with a little help from the Pinkerton Detective Agency. And Archie Andrews still can’t make a decision to save his life.Or the Great Depression AU no one asked for.

Not rated, ongoing (currently 9/?)

Ao3 link

HOW TO GET RID OF THE NEW TUMBLR BAR ON YOUR BLOG PAGE

so for anyone who has recently updated their blog within maybe two days or so you might have noticed this new bar tumblr has put on your blog page

(sorry it’s cut off, the theme I got it from - it’s cut off at the sides)

what it basically is, is the top bar of the tumblr dashboard but it has the customize page controls on it and all the customary follow button, message button, etc.

I don’t know if tumblr is testing something out or if this is a permanent fixture in how their handling the theme controls now

it pushes down any element on your blog that doesn’t have the the attribute below or is contained inside something that isn’t fixed

position:fixed;

the solution I’ve found is to put this under <style type=“text/css”> in your theme code

.tmblr-iframe {
    display: none !important;
}

it still pushes everything down still, but at least it doesn’t show up and ruin the overall look of your theme

if anyone finds a better solution PLEASE DON’T HESITATE to add onto this post. I would very much like to have the unobstructive old tumblr controls back

the great instagram war of 6969

daedalusdavinci
http://freycturnal.tumblr.com/post/155152544293/ectobiologist-ectobiologist-ikaneki
okay but,,, dirk and hal do this to each other. all the time.

freycturnal
whe e ze that is tru e

freycturnal
they just expose each other’s bullshit all the time it’s hilarious

freycturnal
like oh you wanted to do this specific thing so that you’d look good well guess what behind the scenes you look like a dumbass merry Christmas

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