and then they surprise you

okay so i’m working on a jungkook smut, it’s like 7k long right now and i’m starting the smut tomorrow so it should be posted tomorrow or the day after. it’s kind of writer!jungkook, enemies!au where they’re stuck in a motel, in a room, with one bed. i’m evil.

anonymous asked:

why do u ship jon and daenerys so much? don't u find it weird that they're aunt and nephew?

MY FIRST ANON I’M SO EXCITED. im gonna assume you’re kidding because of the grammar, but just in case you’re serious: nope, not at all 🤷🏻‍♀️

Cover Me Up

Stancest + minor Bill/Stan/Ford, ~4k words, noncon, aphrodisiacs + other minor kinks

Stan travels to Gravity Falls and finds Ford in a sorry state. Nonconathon gift for @oldpuppetfingal​.

( “Aphrodisiac, Stanley,” Ford says, as if Stan doesn’t know the word. Stan kind of wants to punch him. )

@badlydrawn-oingo-boingo-brothers - [snip snip]


the pictures are cool and all, but i really have no idea what it’s sayin’. would– would ya be able to tell me what the words say? is that somethin’ you can do? 

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hello my name is tony stark and today i’ll be using my anxiety to design a suit made to withstand every possible worst-case-scenario i can come up with

Fool’s Gold by @tvshows-addict

Pairing: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson

Rating:  Explicit

Word count:  55K 

Status: Complete !!!!

Leaflet for Over Again Inc.

“In relationships, there are three types of people: those who are happy, those who are unhappy but accept it and deal, those who are unhappy and in denial.

Handling this last category is our job: we are professional couple breakers.

To reach our goal, we use all means necessary.”

Or the Arnacoeur AU in which Harry is scheduled to be married to Liam in 10 days and Harry’s mother hires Louis and his team to break them up.

Poster by the wonderful @melmanpur

things you can do in the new Assassin’s Creed: 

  • RIDE A FUCKING CAMEL
  • SHOOT SEVERAL ARROWS AT THE SAME TIME
  • CONTROL A WHOLE EAGLE WHY DONT U
  • CLIMB EVERYTHING EVEN YOUR OWN GRANDMA
  • BE THE FOUNDER OF THE BROTHERHOOD BECAUSE THAT MAKES SENSE IN THE LORE. RIGHT????

things you can’t do in the new assassin’s creed: 

  • play a female assassin
  • be female and an assassin
  • play a woman who kills people
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More Jin Kim’s style (or kinda) practice!

I had to fight too much with this man’s face. Sweet Jesus I still don’t know if I fully understand how it works. BUT it’s very fun to draw and I’ve learnt a lot of things, such as draw: sternocleidmastoid, oris/oculi orbicularis, angry men, very angry men. Did I mention how proud I am of the necks? 

I’d totally love to work on Eponine and Gavroche expressions but sadly, I have to keep working on the portfolio so they will have to wait *cries a river*

i ’ v e    g o t    a    f e e l i n g    i t ’ s    n e v e r    t o o    l a t e
i close my eyes and see myself how my dreams will come true

colored&edited official sketch (x)

Midoriya Izuku: supports All Might, idolizes All Might, adores All Might and wants to be like him since he was a tiny broccoli in a onesie (and as a hero still wears a costume that mimics All Might’s distinctive traits)
me:

Iida Tenya: supports his big brother Tensei, wants to be a hero like him, to lead like him, has been inspired by his big brother since he was a toddler and wants to avenge his tragic fall
me:

Uraraka Ochako: supports her parents and wants to be the best daughter she can be, wants to be a hero to finally provide financial stability for her family and give her parents back all the love and support she received 
me:

Kirishima Eijirou: wants to be a hero like Crimson Riot, his idol, to the point he changes his hairstyle to imitate him and adopts a similar costume
me:

You are the best surprise of my life.
—  Poets Love Her
Signs as the 12 common archetypes

Aries: the Ruler: “Power isn’t everything, it’s the only thing.”

Taurus: the Caregiver: “Love your neighbor as yourself.”

Gemini: the Rebel: “Rules are made to be broken.”

Cancer: the Magician: “I make things happen.”

Leo: the Hero: “Where there’s a will, there’s a way.”

Virgo: the Innocent: “Free to be you and me.”

Libra: the Lover: “You’re the only one.”

Scorpio: the Orphan: “All men and women are created equal.”

Sagittarius: the Explorer: “Don’t fence me in.”

Capricorn: the Sage: “The truth will set you free.”

Aquarius: the Jester: “You only live once.”

Pisces: the Creator: “If you can imagine it, it can be done.”