and then they all ate pie

  • Sirius:We're all so in sync, we even finish each other's--
  • James:Shepherd's pie.
  • Remus:Chocolate oaties.
  • Peter:Few remaining jelly beans.
  • Sirius:... sentences. Bloody hell, you lot had one job--
  • Peter:You owe me a bag of jelly beans.

Xiumin: Where my cake at?

Luhan : Y/N why do you eat everything I save up!? WHERE DOES IT ALL EVEN GO!?

Kris: Where’s that slice of pie?
Y/N: Oh I ate it this morning.

Y/N: I don’t understadn why you’re upset. It’s just a dessert.
Suho: *Obnoxiously mimics you* It’s just pie.

Y/N: If you’re looking for the coconut bar (Chinese dessert) I finished it.

Y/N: Baek I’m sorry I didn’t think you’d want it so bad.

Chen: Did she seriously finish all the ice cream?

Chanyeol: Answer the question. Did you or did you not eat my pudding?

Kyungsoo: *Opens the fridge looking for his dessert*

Y/N: It’s fine though, right? You can just buy more.

Kai: She ate the last of it again…

Sehun: What do you mean it’s all gone? Buy me another one then.

Hey anon thanks for the request ^v^ Drop a request in my inbox and I’ll do it asap ^v^

my aunt made a chocolate pie and after we all ate it she said “have you ever seen the movie ‘the help’” and we all freaked out and she said “just kidding”

anonymous asked:

Dear ex girlfriend ...

Dear ex girlfriend,

You’ve taught me so much about the essence of women.
How sensual and sensitive they can be
And how kaniving and spiteful one can be.
We’ve been through alot throughout our time period.
Certain things can’t be done without the thought of you in mind. That’s the way love and lust goes I guess….
I’m still the gentleman you fell in love with despite my departure
One had to find the betterment of self
We both can agree that the pain was too much
your drove me in a lane where it was oncoming
In the beginning, all I wanted was someone real to love me
You gave me that an the opposite
I’m no saint either but I can’t just be here at your leisure
Remember when I ate your pie like pizza
Papa Johns you use to call me
ALLDAY buffet
We was KANYE and CICI’s
Everyday we would prepare meals for each other
After, we would set fire to the rain and love on each other
All of my body used to sweat slaying you
Nasty af we were
Face licks and tounge kisses
I didn’t tell you about our surprise Paris getaway
I’m sorry we didn’t get to see it.
I didnt expect us to end like that
But everything happens for an abrupt reason
I honesty hope the best for you.
And wish you a world of success
I’m so sorry we couldn’t be


I just ate waaaaay too much pie because there were so many delicious ones and I just wanted them. I ate beyond being full and now I feel a bit uncomfortable, a teensy bit sick…and that’s all. No guilt. No panic. No nasty thoughts. Nothing beyond a bit of physical discomfort.

This is normal. This is healthy. I’ve done it :)

we've all got a friend like this.
  • Jem:Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a race of cannibal ducks?
  • Will:They ate it too, Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.
  • Tessa:They’re not hideous
  • Will:What?
  • Tessa:Gideon and Gabriel, They’re really quite good-looking, not hideous at all.
  • Will:I spoke, of the pitch-black inner depths of their souls.
  • Tessa:And what color do you suppose the inner depths of your soul are, Will Herondale?
  • Will:Mauve
  • Will:Trains are great dirty smoky things, You won't like it.
  • Tessa:I won't know if I like it until I try it, will I?
  • Will:I've never swum naked in the Thames before, but I know I wouldn't like it.
  • Tessa:But think how entertaining for sightseers
  • Jessamine:A lady does not read the newspaper. The society pages, perhaps, or the theater news. Not this filth.
  • Charlotte:But you are not a lady, Jessamine---
  • Will:Dear me, Such harsh truths so early in the morning cannot be good for the digestion.
  • Jem:Reparations
  • Will:Is this a game? We just blurt out whatever word comes next to mind? In that case mine is ‘genuphobia’. It means an unreasonable fear of knees.
  • Jessamine:What’s the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots?

the worst thing i’ve ever read, that has stayed with me over like 4 years, was phineas and ferb fanfiction. i literally think about it all the time because i have a hard time believing it was real. ferb wanted a piece of pie, but linda had said “no eating pie” but he ate the goddamn pie anyway he literally said, out loud “fuck that, i’m having pie anyway” and he ate the fucking pie while everything else was going to shit and phineas was screaming

From our travels back home! Missing the east coast today but glad I was able to visit my home town in western New York. Ate chicken wings for every meal and then had the best pie ever from our friends at Portage Pie! Glad I got to see everyone that I didn’t see last time I was home. Love and miss you all so much! #travel #travels #adventure #westernnewyork #chickenwings #portagepie #friends #southwest #southwestairlines #windowseat #flying #explore #bluesky #sky #therockies #rockiemountains #mountains #snow #earth #photo #photography #studiomle by modestolaboyeliza

Last night was rough.

I crave the chocolate so bad, I opened and closed the cupboard with all the eatser chocolate a hundred times, but I didn’t eat ANY.

I ate other things but kept away from the chocolate.

Anyway I’ve set my “cheat” day for friday, if I still want chocolate then, then I’ll eat some and if I don’t then I’ll just push the cheat day out till later.

Still no fried food, did eat a McDonald’s pie and caramel sundae today and almost a chip but I stopped myself. Pretty sure the pies arnt fried, they probably have a huge amount of fat in them still, but one thing at a time

thebigpurplebook asked:

I figured a wintershock prompt might be welcomed here ;) so how about after omegabucky has recovered enough he finds he is attracted to alphadarcy but he is very old fashioned and wants to be courted properly and darcy is all modern and used to omegas being pretty direct and figures since he doesn't say anything she shouldnt mess their friendship and bucky is pulling out all of his best moves and getting frustrated and Steve is worried and amused (1/2)

And wants to help but Bucky forbidden him from telling Darcy anything and then she goes on a date and Bucky flails about yelling things like ‘I bet he doesn’t even know how to bake! I baked her a pie Steve! And then you ate it you jerk! I could be out on a date now if you hadn’t eaten her pie! And did you see his shirt!? It wasn’t even ironed! Why is she going out with such a bum.’ (2/2)

Parts of this may or may not be relevant to “just keep your eyes on me”. >_> 

This Easter I slung bails of hay off a truck into the backyard, shot a bullseye with my brother’s bow n arrow, ate coconut creme pie from the pan, dreamed I had pet chickens who slept in my bed every night, and re-entered the realm of singledom with my mom’s overalls, jellybeans, denial of everyone’s existence who hasn’t been in love with me (not really, just accepting how things don’t always work out even when you really want them to (great person + great person = relationship (false theory!!!!)), and an essay on ecofemenism (which is fuckin great go read about ecofemenism).

Also my mom made me watch a Scottish highlander romance and that has solved all temporary feelings of loneliness

Imagine Victoream making awful puns using his name or some shit. Like his partner asks him if he ate all the pie and he would reply “It would victoseem…”


Various pictures from my Easter weekend in San Diego with my boyfriend and our little pup Alfred.

I did many things and saw a lot of people I haven’t seen in a few years including my best friend of 10+ years! I ate moderately but ate everything and indulged in chocolate and apple pie but I never stuffed myself. And I drank wine, I smoked a cigar (!) and I didn’t worry about not working out or restricting myself from anything. And so, I came home feeling pretty darn good! Although I did have a moment where I felt “fat” because I hadn’t worked out all week and now that I think about it, that’s ridiculous. I have no regrets from my lovely weekend and I’m headed to the gym tonight!

My fit chart has quite a bit of red on it right now which made me sad but it’s just the beginning of the month and I know this week will be great!

I hope everyone had a lovely Easter weekend!! 😘 back to the grindstone today!

I’ve already had about a quarter of my water intake for the day and my b vitamin so I’m feeling 👍 and I am definitely looking forward to the gym tonight with boyfriend, chest and tri’s tonight I think!

Happy Monday my friends ☀️

anonymous asked:

my dad ate the pie i was Saving for dessert And now its gone. im Very distraught. My life is over. will i Ever feel whole again? it was Mango pie; Every ounce of hope i had is gone. what should i do?

there’s always more mango pie in the ocean
go search for your love
go on an adventure, discover yourself, but mainly discover the rest of the mango pie that awaits you in the universe
and eat all of it, prove to your dad that you deserve that mango pie
because you deserve desserts