i’ve been trained for a lot– hostage crises, terror campaigns, suicide bombers, chemicals attacks, but, you know the things i have seen since i started working for you… if i’m gonna do this job, i need to know what it is i’m dealing with.
So the latest edition of “I’m the fucking cutest” chronicles:
I got a valentines day present for the girl I’m seeing and got her a card that says “for my girlfriend” but I crossed out “for” and wrote “will you be” so it says “will you be my girlfriend?”
And on the card theres a cute lil hetero couple so I added a fringe to the girl (she’s me) and drew a snapback and tits on the boy so it looks like the girl I’m seeing haha
I hope she says yes or I’m going to look like a dumbass but it’s cute right?