and then spent two hours finding a theme

FINDING A DECENT TUMBLR THEME IS LIKE SHOPPING FOR A CAR

Oh my dear lord, I have spent at least two hours of my day today trying to find a new fucking Tumblr theme. I always do grid, but I couldn’t find a decent grid one that I wanted. This being because 99% of themes don’t include the text, or captions rather, below the pics. WHY IS THAT? So I gave up trying to find that gold and settled on a standard 4 column theme. I found one that I really liked, then realized it didn’t include links to any of my pages. Now that, I truly don’t understand. Okay, you don’t want words below your pics, I can take that. But lets NOT include an option to display links to my pages? UGH. I settled on this shitty grid/column theme I had a while ago for the mean time before I go insane. I’ll probably look for more themes tomorrow during my school break.

Dating Jin would be like:

-was pretty confident while asking you out, to your big surprise

-but ended up being embarrassed after you already said yes and you’re like ‘’Seokjin…seriously.’’

-always holding your hand even when you’re inside and you’re trying to do something-’’Jin, I’m trying to change my shirt…how do you expect me to do that now?’’-’’Oh…Don’t worry I’ll help you!’’

-you wondering how he can say and do stuff like that without blinking even though he’s still blushing every time you tell him you like him

-if you somehow manage to free your hand he’ll just put his hand on your shoulder or on your tight if you’re sitting  which can be dangerous sometimes if you know what I mean

-having a lot of couple shirts…he’s the one who insist on it

-looking confused every time he sees you wearing one of his shirts  

-but then ends up following your around the house constantly making kissy faces

-’’Very good looking!’’-’’You’re referring to yourself, right?’’

-watching him while he cooks, admiring these broad shoulders and then using the opportunity to hug him from behind

-filming him for his EatJin episodes and having to cut come parts off because you were throwing in some random teasing comments

-’’Jimin will film me next time!’’ 

-you’re still end up doing it again and his reason is ‘’your great camera work’’

-waking up early to make you breakfast in bed and then just laying next to you watching you eat and anxiously waiting for comments about food

-in return, you’re making him lunch and bringing it to him while he’s on practice

-randomly showing up in front of your apartment carrying flowers and informing you that you have 5 minutes to get ready because he’s taking you on a date

-he really likes buying stuff for you he’ll always get back from tour carrying tons of things that he thought would suit you even though you keep complaining

-a lot of these things are either pink or dresses…or pink dresses

-’’Princess, where’s my phone?’’-’’How can there be two princesses? Are you passing the throne?’’

-waking up in the morning just find him staring at you lovingly  you will never find out that he actually spent a whole hour doing that

-getting him Mario themed gifts

-going shopping for groceries is adventure of its own

-others not being able to tell if you’re still overexcited children or newlywed couple…it all depends on what day they see you

-agreeing to paint your nails but his only condition is that he chooses the color.-’’Seriously, Seokjin…will it be 50 shades of pink forever?’’

-talking about being protective…he can’t stand other guys looking at you

-him dying of laughter whenever you two watch comedies and you dying of laughter because of his squeaky laugh  isn’t it precious

-has your photo as his lockscreen and occasionally steals your phone so he can put his latest selca as your lockscreen

-singing to you before sleep and then pulling you closer to him so your head is laying on his chest

-being BTS’s ‘’second mom’’ and constantly chasing around the maknae line

-sending you snaps of either what he’s eating at the moment or his face with extremely cheesy comments

-suddenly pulling you into a tight hug and kissing every single spot on your face

-probably talking about you to boys every single second he’s not busy with practicing

-not a single day can go without cuddling sessions…with him even washing the dishes will somehow turn into cuddling

-standing beside each other in the bathroom, brushing your teeth and you have toothpaste all over you face and he’s still like- ‘’Wow, you look gorgeous this morning too, jagi!’’

-can’t say no to aegyo and you use it shamelessly 

-coming back tired from the practice and making love to you still before finally falling asleep while hugging you tightly

-he’s the guy who would make sure you never forget how beautiful you are and not just by constantly telling you that but also by making sure you realize how special you are yourself

Living with Taehyung

So someone recently requested an AU with tae about moving in together and shit and I’m tae trash and love to think about this so I’m so fucking ready for this entire thing so without further ado, here is the second half of the Daegu line, the love of my life, an actual human puppy with the cutest everything, Kim Taehyung aka V aka tae tae

  • Okay so I have a huge head canon that tae falls in love pretty quick
  • He’s a romantic at heart, he’s said that he wants to marry his first love, he just really loves people in general and I feel like he’s the type of person that becomes your best friend on the same day he meets you like he’s just really lovable and outgoing
  • He would of course never rush anything but he would probably be in love within the first couple months
  • Moving in would happen around the six months area
  • There’s a slow build up to it, he was constantly spending the weekend at your place or just dropping by for the night
  • Whenever he had the time, he’d be at your place, being his cute self and more often than not, he’d end up spending the night bc he’d be tired from work and wouldn’t wanna drive all the way back to his place
  • Eventually, he just asks if you’d wanna get a place together since his stuff is already all around your place, his clothes are slowly making their way into your closet, he’s got his own toothbrush and shampoo in your bathroom, his snacks are in your cupboards
  • Since you two are practically living with each other and the relationship is amazing, you two buy a new place
  • The first place you two get together is a lil apartment
  • It’s not the biggest but it’s definitely not the smallest, it’s got two bedrooms and bathrooms, a lil kitchen, a nice lil living room area
  • On the moving day, he’s just s o fucking happy and energetic and he doesn’t even care that you two have so many things to pack and unpack and buy and sell
  • He’s just so happy that it’s finally happening, he’s gonna be able to fall asleep with you in his arms every single night and wake up to you every morning
  • He’s gonna be able to try to make you breakfast, you two can get pets together, he just has so many things he wants to do
  • He gets the boys to come over and help pack everything up and get it onto the moving truck and carry all of the boxes into the apartment and do all of that fun stuff bc it would’ve taken you and Tae ages if you had to carry everything in by yourselves
  • Buying new furniture is actually really fucking fun with Tae bc he’s one of those people that could make watching paint dry entertaining
  • He somehow finds every weird thing in the store and shows it to you like the lobster shaped chair or the random sculpture of a chihuahua
  • You two agree that he gets to decorate the second bedroom however he wants and you get to decorate the second bathroom but everything else is done together
  • There are some moments where you wonder if you two have turned into an old married couple
  • Like when you two were bickering over whether the bathroom should be painted a light blue or a light green and you casually spent like an hour going back and forth on it before he ended up giving in and letting you choose bc you’re his bby and he can’t say no to you
  • But at the same time you two were genuinely impressed with a couch and that it tied into your theme and you were both so excited about finding it and then it was just o h shit we’re sitting here in the middle of the store screaming about how amazing a couch is
  • Once all of the furniture is moved in (once again, having six boys laying around ready to help if you agree to buy them pizza afterwards is a v v good thing) Tae gets even more excited bc ho l y shit this is isn’t a dream this is a real thing that’s happening rn
  • The first night is filled with him freaking out every now and then bc he remembers that he gets to live with you from now on and he’s super fucking happy and he just wants to scream and jump around which is exactly what he does but it’s cute as fuck bc here’s this grown man bouncing around in his adult onesie, squealing out “we’re fuCKIN G LIVING TOGETHER HOLY SHIT” 
  • Living with Tae would honestly just be such an adventure, there’s never a boring day
  • On the days that you get home before he does, he gets s o fucking happy when he walks in and sees you chilling in his hoodie bc it’s his love his bby he gets to be greeted with a giant hug and some kisses like this is some good shit
  • On the days that he gets home first, he a l w a ys tries to set up something cute bc he knows that sometimes shit is stressful and he wants you to be able to come home and chill out and be happy
  • He orders in food but sets it up all cute and shit or he’ll make a blanket fort and have your favorite movie ready to go or he’ll get a new board game, it’s just always something fun and cute
  • Daily cuddles, he h a s to have them
  • If there’s a day that for some reason, you aren’t in his arms or he’s not in yours (bc he would s o be okay with being a big spoon but also be super down for a lil spoon there’s photographic proof of this) he just gets really pouty and whiny and he’ll just lean all of his weight onto you until you agree to at least give him a hug
  • Tae hasn’t expressed desire to be in the kitchen so if you can cook, you may have to do the cooking and if not you two may have to call Jin over
  • But I also feel like Tae is one of those people that may not be able to cook any dish ever but he probably has a few recipes up his sleeves that he can make pretty well
  • He’d be down for helping out in the cleaning area, he’s probably pretty good at washing dishes quickly
  • Plus he’d make cleaning day a fun day like challenging you to see who can fold the most socks in a minute or who can clean a bathroom faster
  • You may have to handle the grocery shopping though
  • As long as you two have a list going, he’ll be okay but if not, he’s pretty much grabbing anything that looks mildly interesting which is cute and all but also “do you really need to buy three things of ice cream for just one movie night”
  • “Yes. Always.”
Happy Birthday | Harry Styles

Warning: This one-shot contains smut.

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*photo from mattirwinlondon’s IG but I edited it.

Harry Birthday | Harry Styles One-Shot Imagine

Your POV

I woke up to the booming voice of my best friend coming in my room, “HAPPY BIRTHDAY Y/N!!!” 

I groaned, “Y/B/F’s/N it’s too damn early…” 

“It’s only 9 in the morning! WAKE UP!!!!” She jumped on the bed which made it bounce.

“I hate you.” I groaned again and sat up.

“No you love me! Now wake up! I’m taking you out to eat breakfast, wherever you want!”

“Okay fine, fine.”

I slowly got out of bed and jumped in the shower to get ready.

I have been living with my best friend for a year now, we both were studying abroad in London for the last two years of college. Oh and did I mention that I’ve been dating the infamous Harry Styles? Yeah me, crazy right?

After I finished getting dressed my phone started ringing, and it was none other then my curly headed boyfriend.

“Hello?”

Happy Birthday my love!

“Hi Harry! Thank you!” I brushed my hair as I held my phone up to my left ear.

What are you doing today?

“I’m going out to breakfast in a bit with Y/B/F’s/N, then who knows what she has planned.” I applied some lip balm.

“When are you going to be back? What time does your flight get in?”

I, actually, can’t. That’s why I called too…“ He sounded really sad.

My heart dropped. All I wanted was to see Harry for my birthday. He’s been on tour for months but he promised to be back in time for my birthday party.

"Oh. Why?” A whisper came out.

Our tour manager, he said that flying back to London now would take too much time so I can’t come back for another two weeks.”

I felt my stomach drop this time. I fought back tears. 

“Oh alright, well work is work, I can’t get upset.” But I was.

I’m so sorry love, I promise I’ll make it up to you okay? I hate this too. I really really wanted to see you.”

“It’s okay Harry…”

I have to go, but I promise to talk later okay? I want to hear all about your day with Y/B/F’s/N.”

Honestly I just wanted to crawl back in bed and sleep at this point.

“Okay, have a good day.”

The guys all said Happy Birthday as well! You have an amazing day okay? I’ll be thinking of you.”

After I hung up, I wiped the tears from my face and headed out into the living room where Y/B/F’s/N was waiting.

“Ready?” She smiled as she stood up and put her phone in her pocket.

“Yeah. I guess so.” I sighed.

“What’s wrong?” We both put our shoes on and headed out the door.

“Harry’s tour manger won’t let him come back for the day, and I’m pretty bummed.”

“Oh! Y/N!” She hugged me, “I’m sorry! I know you wanted to see him!”

“Yeah but it’s okay, he said he’ll be here in a couple weeks.”

“Well let’s go have fun!”

Y/B/F’s/N took me to my favorite little diner for breakfast. We both had a massive breakfast with eggs, bacon, sausage, toast, waffles AND pancakes. Of course we both shared everything but by the time we were done, we could barely move.

“Oh my god, I’m going to explode!" Y/B/F’s/N exclaimed.

"Same…”

Y/B/F’s/N smiled at me, “Happy Birthday bestie!” She pulled out a small box from her purse and slid it across the table.

“What is this?”

“Open it and you’ll find out silly!” She stuck her tongue out at me.

“Y/B/F’s/N! I told you not to get me anything!”

“Yeah right, and you think I was going to actually listen?” She rolled her eyes.

I shook my head as I tore off the wrapping, I recognized the Tiffany blue box. “Oh my god. No!” I gasped as I opened the bright blue box.

Inside laid a simple yet elegant silver bracelet with a heart charm at the end of it.

“Y/B/F’s/N…” I looked up at her and she held up her wrist with a silver bracelet that looked the exact same.

“Now we match!” She grinned.

“I love it! I love you! Thank you so much!” I got up and went to her side of the booth and hugged her.

After breakfast, which was around noon, we went shopping. Y/B/F’s/N was organizing a party for me, which was tomorrow. She decided to make it a TV/Movie character-themed party, so we both had to go find outfits so we could go as ‘Monica and Rachel’ from FRIENDS. I told her that if she picked the theme, I picked the costumes.

We spent almost three hours at the mall finding the right outfits. We had to keep changing our ideas because things wouldn’t look right on our bodies or we wouldn’t like they way we looked in other outfits, etc.

But finally we settled on two white short dresses and veils to represents the episode ‘The One With All The Wedding Dresses.’

After we finished shopping, Y/B/F’s/N took me to get some yogurt, in which I was addicted too. 

“Are you feeling any better?” She asked as she took a bite of her coconut flavored desert and checked her phone.

“Yeah! Thanks for everything, not just the gift and planning the party, but for being my best friend.”

“Of course, anything for you.” She put her phone down and leaned her head on my shoulder.

“Ready to go home?” I asked as I took a bite.

“I have to pick up a few things for the party first, then we can head home.”

Y/B/F’s/N and I went to the liquor store and she picked out ten bottles and put them in our cart, I just shook my head as we walked through the aisles.

“Are you trying to kill me woman?” I raised my eyebrow at her.

“No I’m just have to make sure you have fun!” She said enthusiastically.

“More like kill me.” I rolled my eyes, “How many people did you invite?”

“Ummmm like 30?” She said innocently.

“THIRTY?!”

“SSHHHH!! It’s going to be fun okay, just trust me!”

Around 6pm, we finally got home, not after we went to the party supply store to get decorations and a handful of things on her list. I was exhausted. 

“I’ll be right back, I forgot one more thing." Y/B/F’s/N hollered down the hall. 

I went into my room to change into a t-shirt and shorts. 

I heard the doorbell, “Did she forget her keys and lock herself out again?” I ask out loud, she has done that… so many times that it was just expected now.

"Y/B/F’s/N did you-” I opened the door to find my handsome curly head boyfriend standing in front of me with a huge grin on his face and cake in hand with candles.

He tasted the cake with his thumb, “I hope you like raspberry chocolate.” He looked into my eyes all innocently.

Tears were forming, “Harry…” I could barely even speak.

“Happy birthday my love, did you actually think I was going to miss it?” He held the cake in one hand and wrapped his other arm around me.

My hands instantly encircled his body, “I hate you, you lied to me.” My vision was blurring.

“I’ll only lie when it’s to surprise you.” He lifted my chin and kissed me tenderly and brushed the few tears that had fallen.

I let him inside my flat and locked the door.

I turned around to see Harry heading towards my room.

“Did Y/B/F’s/N- did she know?” I asked as I followed behind him.

“Yes, I told her that I wanted to surprise you.” He turned his head back and winked at me.

“So where did she go?” I frowned.

“She’s with the guys at their hotel." 

"The guys are all here?!” My jaw dropped as we entered my room.

“Of course, they all wanted to celebrate your birthday, plus the party is going to be awesome. They’ve been helping Y/B/F’s/N plan it all month.”

I started tearing up, “I can’t believe they would do that for me.”

Harry set the cake down on my desk, and wrapped his arms around me, “You’re amazing, and we all love you, of course we would.”

Harry’s hand came up to my face and kissed me passionately.

I had missed him and it has been months since I have been able to touch him.

Harry slightly pulled his head back and looked into my eyes, ”I’ve missed you.”

“I’ve missed you too. More than you would know,” I bit my lip.

Harry took a step back from me, and pulled a bit of cake on his fingers and put it in his mouth and then pulled his fingers out, slowly.

He looked fucking sexy and I knew he was doing this on purpose.

He took another piece in between his fingers and held it up to my mouth.

“You know babe, some cultures believe that chocolate is an aphrodisiac.” He said seductively as he bit his lips.

I opened my mouth and he slipped the cake in my mouth and I sucked the chocolate off his finger.

I stood there in shock not even being able to chew because Harry was fucking seducing me with chocolate cake.

He ran his finger in the frosting on top of the cake and I thought he was going to suck the chocolate off his finger but I was very wrong.

He walked up to me and quickly smeared it on my neck and immediately his mouth was licking it off, I swallowed the small piece of cake in my mouth and let out a soft moan.

“Harry, what… are you doing?” I breathed as he continued to kiss and lick my neck.

He didn’t say anything, instead he crashed his lips into mines and his hands were quickly on my body. 

My hands made their way up his chest and unbuttoned the rest of his white shirt. I quickly pulled it off of him and ran my fingers through his hair as he lifted me up and wrapped my legs around his waist and lowered me on the bed.

Harry found the hem of my t-shirt and pulled it off of me.

His lips left my mouth and traveled down to my breast, I felt his tongue swirl around my left nipple, he lightly bit it causing me to moan.

My hands found the buttons on Harry’s pants and undid them.

Harry slowly pulled back, kissing a trail down my body and then stood up in front of me to he pulled off his pants and released his erection.

I bit my lip. Even though I had seen Harry naked numerous times, I still lose my breath.

Harry’s hands came to waist and slowly pulled my shorts and thong off.

He stared at my naked body and I got nervous.

I attempted to cover it, cause I was still insecure despite how long we’ve been together, but he pinned my hands down to my side.

“No, don’t cover your body,” He hovered over me, “God you’re so beautiful and you don’t even realize what you do to me.” He exhaled.

Harry’s lips crashed into mines again as his hands explored my body. My hands snaked their way up his back as I pulled his naked body down onto mines. I wanted to feel him inside me. I didn’t want to wait anymore.

“Harry please, I need you.” I begged.

Harry grabbed a condom inside my side table, he pulled the little foil packed open with his mouth and tossed the wrapper as he rolled the condom down over his erection.

Harry positioned himself in front of my entrance and looked into my eyes.

“I love you so much Y/N.” He whispered and he slipped himself inside me.

I let out a low moan, “God, Harry.”

Harry began slowly, as his lips found mines again.

My hands gripped his back and made their way down to his his bottom; I squeezed and pushed him deeper inside me, wanting him to go faster. Harry let out a low moan as he picked up the pace, which caused my entire body arch into his. Harry moaned as he held himself up with his arms for support,

I could feel my spine shiver as his mouth found my nipples and began to suck and lick. 

Harry wrapped both my legs around his waist and swiveled his hips into mine which caused me to let out a loud moan, his breathing became labored and my moans became louder.

He was amazing, he was the only person I had ever been with and I never wanted that to change.

I could feel my body starting to build as he continued.

“Does that feel good baby?” He kissed my neck.

“Ye-yes, Harry- I’m going to come.” I breathed in his ear.

“Come baby,” Harry grunted in a low voice as he sat up on his knees, his hands were at my hip and waist to support himself as he thrust faster.

Suddenly a very loud scream escaped my mouth and I felt myself coming undone. 

Harry’s body lowered over mines as he continued, prolonging my orgasm before he finally came undone. His thrusts slowed and as his breathing became shallow. He finally gave one more push before collapsing on top of me.

Harry laid in my arms for a few moments before slowly disconnecting us. He disposed of the condom in my trash and climb back in bed, pulling me into his arms.

“Happy Birthday Y/N.” He kissed my temple.

“Thank you for coming back, you made my birthday wish come true.”

“I love you, Y/N.”

“I love you too Harry.” I whispered.

My eyes slowly closed and I slowly drifted into sleep as Harry held me in his arms all night.

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This one-shot was inspired by s-pain-ish! I had texted her a screenshot of that IG picture of Harry and she replied with the genius idea of Harry showing up at your door with cake for your birthday and I spent two hours writing this one-shot from four in the morning to six in the morning in the spur of excitement and NOW I’m exhausted! 

SORRY FOR ANY GRAMMATICAL ERRORS! This was literally written in the spur of the moment. That perfect curly headed man does things to me.

I hope you enjoyed it :D

<3 M

okay but fitz with a rubix cube headcannons

  • his mom bought him one when he was really young and carried it in her purse everywhere so whenever they went out or had to wait in line she would pull it out when he was getting antsy
  • (eventually jemma picks up on his antsyness and starts keeping one in her purse for trips to the boiler room and sci-ops events)
  • as a result the time it takes him to solve it after a couple shots or when drunk is folklore at the academy
  • fitz keeping one in his backpack and using it in class when he’s not sketching up new projects or sleeping bc he was up too late
  • he designs some of his earliest projects based off of the mechanics of the cube
  • jemma buys him a different cube for christmas every year (4x4, 2x2, 11x11, weird shaped ones, oddly proportioned ones, themed ones, etc.) and sometimes when he’s really stressed
  • he takes a few with him when they leave for the bus
  • skye teases him about it when she finds two or three of them in the lab but shuts up when he solves it in just over 10 seconds. they spent the next hour or so with skye messing them up and passing them back to him in awe every time until he gives one to practive with
  • after the pod he can’t solve the standard 3x3 cube the first time he tries since his fingers aren’t working the way he wants them to and he can’t figure out what he did wrong because he thinks that it was his mind that’s causing his struggles (”the data in my head is scrambled” like a rubix cube)
  • he gets the 3x3 cube in under a minute again and he is so frustrated wih himself because “a minute simmons! a minute!” but she just reshuffles it and hands it back to him with tears in her eyes
  • jemma takes one from the box she had his mom send over and takes it with her to hydra
  • before the bus goes down she grabs the cube that he gave skye from next to the hula girl
  • fitz and skye use the rubix cube in their respective training, fitz to train his mobility and skye to practice the control of her powers, the difference is that fitz solves the cube whereas skye makes it shake until it falls apart (and then he has to put it back together again - for extra training)
  • fitz sits outside of the box and solves rubix cubes while tying to figure out where simmons went

listen up you guys!

i know a shit ton of you plan to make a new muse.
before you give up trying, i’ll write to you some pieces of advice.

1. don’t be nervous about duplicate anxiety. everyone writes differently. they all have a different interpretation to their muses. some watched/read/played where the characters are from, and others didn’t have the time nor money to see/read/play it. just because you didn’t, it doesn’t make you less of a fan. use these blogs as inspiration, an opportunity to talk about your ships with them, a topic you can talk about, and you know for sure you like the same character. you’ll never know. they might become a friend who’ll stick with you thick and thin.

2. formatting, icon / theme design don’t matter. yes they look fancy, but it doesn’t mean you are required to practice on graphic design shit. most people work on it for fun. don’t feel discouraged b/c you lack skills. as long as you make your blog neat, it will be fine! make sure to cut your posts, and don’t reblog asks! a ton of people dislike it when that happens.

3. you have the right to be selective, but you shouldn’t snob on others who are interested in roleplaying with you. kindly say that you don’t want to role-play with them. never leave them hanging. it would hurt them more. most people are selective with their partners, because they most likely don’t have the time to role-play with over 50 followers. they have lives too. school, sleep, friends, family, etc. don’t take it personally. you can wait until they are less busy, or ask someone else to roleplay with you. don’t force them to write with you, okay?

4. don’t steal anything from other blogs and sites, please. you can ask permission, and like / reblog posts where they posted icons. make sure to credit them. whether it’s on a promotion, theme, sidebar, fan-art. people have spent hours on making them. if they’re not yours, never claim it as your own.

5. approach them. everyone wants to fit in to a community. if no one is messaging you, find a way to come to them. when they reblog a meme or two, use that as your opportunity to communicate with them. compliment their blog, like their posts, and you can even volunteer as a person they can vent out to. everyone’s struggling with something. no one’s perfect either. don’t feel anxious about it– even a hello would make their day!

6. take your time, and vice-versa. roleplay is not a chore nor it is a workplace. remember it’s a hobby. you have the right to decline and accept threads. you can drop drafts if you want to. as long as your not too stressed with your account, you’re good. you’re not required to go online every single day either. but as a tip, an hour or two of activity would make your blog more active. 

enjoy life online and offline!