Reactions To the Dragon Maid Finale Coming To You From The Afterlife Because I’m Fucking Dead
*Spoilers for Ep 13 Below!!*
No one deserved emotional mayhem on this level but I also thoroughly enjoyed it.
-Why the fuck did they have to put the cutest opening scenes in just before they fucking ripped my heart out fuck.
-The flowers =my everything?? JUST FINISH ME OFF WHY DON’T YOU
-Kanna and Saikawa are so sweet throughout this entire thing omg ｡ﾟ(*´□`)ﾟ｡
-Kobayshi’s just chilling enjoying a day off finally and feeling peaceful and then they had to twist that fucking knife fuck
-I tried and failed to hold it together when Kobayashi hears that Tohru left. Just the way she pauses and doesn’t know what to do and her lil sad face and you can just *tell* this has absolutely GUTTED her that shit took three years off my lifespan.
-My big gay baby ass cried p much the entire montage when Tohru isn’t there that’s one of the most devastating scenes I’ve witnessed in any medium in a long damn while and is like real-life familiar to me a bit and just. Holy. Shit.
-But like props yo Kobayashi’s single mom-ing it up she’s gonna get shit done whatever way she has to
-But it still killed me because holy shit she has takeout because she works late af and doesn’t have time to cook for them
-THE MUG SHE DROPS that hurt me why would they do this to me she’s rushing so much to get ready and get Kanna up
-Taught Kanna to use the rice cooker because she won’t be home
-Kanna has to stay at Saikawa’s because mom’s working OUCH
-And Kanna misses her dragon mom I’m crying
- The way the house is so messy oh no Kobayashi you poor depressed lesbian I feel u bb been there, done that, bought that t-shirt
-Takiya is the real MVP lookin out for his fellow queer bestie, noticin’ something’s wrong, u go A+ bestie
-The way she runs when Tohru comes back omfg
-LOOK AT MY BABIES FIGHTING BIG PAPA DRAGON TO BE TOGETHER
-Like damn Kobayashi woke the fuck up and told off Tohru’s big bad dragon dad U GO BB
-Also what the fuck did he do to her face or whatever??
-Tohru’s face when he does that shit to Kobayashi. Is. PRIME. I literally screamed OH SHIIIIIIIIT IT’S. ABOUT. TO. GO. DOWN.
-Tiny dragon daughter flying her mom to the other dimension to go get back her dragon mom my heart ❤❤❤
-Kanna’s the other real MVP she’s taking care of her mom, giving her the down low on dragon politics, telling her where Tohru is, flying her around.
-Kanna is the prettiest dragon look at those lil feathery angel wings angel dragon daughter ☆~☆~☆~☆
-And then Kobayashi’s measured conflict resolution is life and the way she talks about difference was cool af and just quintessentially her. Diplomatic as fuck.
-The way Tohru like tackles her added the three years back onto my life plus one and gave me clear skin and watered my crops and paid off my student loans and bestowed upon me the most voluminous hair yo.
-IT MIRRORS THE OPENING WEH
-Also she’s TAKING HER AND KANNA TO SEE HER PARENTS YES SWEET JESUS I’M GONNA CRY ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚
-SO. CANON. MARRIED
-Has she like called them? Warned them at all? I hope not I hope she just turns the fuck up and goes “Sup motherfuckers, haven’t seen you in a year. You have a daughter in law and a granddaughter now you will love them as I do. Don’t ask about the tail. Or do. Depends on whether it’ll give you an aneurism or not.”
-I both want to fic it and see it in-ep animated I’ve heard second season is a thing or is that wrong?
-I’ll watch this episode over and over for the next 20 years.
-And fic it
-And cosplay it
-And protect it