While playing C.A.H, an idea popped up in my head: Tony a shy cutie who's never played card against humanity, I imagine all of the avengers play it, also Steve and Bucky tries to make Tony blush and flustered while playing the game 😁
This is adorable lol.
Imagine how proud Shy Cutie Tony is the first time he wins around. Everyone’s smitten when he throws his arms up and cheers.
It’s a special Avengers deck that Cards Against Humanity sent them and they’re live streaming it for charity. Twitter goes crazy. The black card was “Sorry, Dr. Doom, but I can’t fight today because of ______” and he played the card “My collection of high-tech sex toys.” Everyone thought that Steve or Bucky played it to make Tony flustered.
“Don’t worry, they’re Avengers themed, so it counts,” Tony says, smiling smugly even though he’s still blushing, and Natasha and Clint and Thor start yelling and Bruce giggles like a school girl and Steve and Bucky are just… agog.
(“Which Avenger, do you think?” Bucky asks later. “Do you think it’s one of us?” Steve tilts his head thoughtfully. “Honestly I just hope it’s not a Hulk dildo.”
Tony finds Bucky and Steve curled up on the ground crying through giggles. He decides not to ask.)