and then i'll probably start crying

Make It Cannon Plz

Allura and the Paladins go to a planet to form an alliance, and the aliens want to play their planet’s national anthem, so out of respect they listen to it and…it’s fuckin Toxic by Brittany Spears. Pidge would probably die from laughter and Allura and Shiro try to control their team like the mom and dad they are while Lance just starts crying, wraps his arms around Keith and Hunk, and starts screeching the lyrics.

hello agents!

I’m just checking in to tell you that the fifth and final book (yes, we’re all crying) of the Lockwood & Co. series, The Empty Grave, is planned to be released on :

September 12, 2017

(give us canon locklyle, Stroud!)

the signs when the door bell rings
  • Aries: Get the knife.
  • Taurus: Ooh, guests!
  • Gemini: *hides pistol behind them and puts on a smile*
  • Cancer: *starts freaking out, crying, looking through the blinds*
  • Leo: Let's fuck 'em UP
  • Virgo: I knew I shouldn't have trusted that "FreeTV4Free" site.
  • Libra: Everything's probably okay. I'll take my chances.
  • Sagittarius: *walks through back door, never comes back*
  • Capricorn: *on the intercom* you have 5 seconds to get off the premises.
  • Aquarius: *opens door, runs away, leaves walkie talkie next to door* Yes what do you want
  • Pisces: *just doesn't answer door*

anonymous asked:

Can you just imagine all of the painful emotions Sasuke was feeling when he was laying with Naruto at their final fight? So much so that he cried?? I was listening to a song called Moon by a band Drive Like I Do (check it out) and I feel like Sasuke must have been in a million pieces in that scene. All of his barriers were torn down BECAUSE of Naruto. Thats real love right there.

After spending years running away from his emotions and constantly telling himself that solitude and isolation was the only way? And after hearing Naruto feels that same pain for him? I couldn’t begin to fathom the extent of what he was feeling in those moments. Like?? I swear, if they weren’t on the brink of death… something would’ve happened. Something that signifies that they both understood that neither of them considered their relationship as ‘just friends’. 

  • Aries: "Maybe we should split up. Me and Gemini will go-" *Points at map at random* "Here."
  • Taurus: "Nah. I think I'll stay here. Text me some updates."
  • Gemini: *Sitting in the corner with an attitude*
  • Cancer: *crying* "What are you guys DOING? We'll never find our way!"
  • Leo: "Everyone just chill. I'll use the map to find the way."
  • Virgo: "No need, I'll use the GPS on my phone." *Looks down* "Welp. My phone's dead."
  • Libra: "Guys chill. When life gives you lemons you-"
  • Scorpio: "Shut up Libra. We're in the middle of nowhere. I hate all of you."
  • Sagittarius: "Just enjoy the circumstances for right now. We'll make it out alive, probably."
  • Capricorn: "This is all of your faults! If you'd have listened to me we wouldn't be in this mess."
  • Aquarius: "We should start planning ahead, we're going to get hungry at some point. We should all take a vote of who we'll eat. I vote Pisces."
  • Pisces: *Rocking back and forth and sobbing*

I’ve read so much fanfiction that I’m probably gonna be like an expert when I actually kiss someone

anonymous asked:

what i got from the new video (apart from legit tears streaming down my face from laughter) is: phil wanted dan to feel his heartbeat but he didn't humour him, phil is the one (1) person in the world who finds dan's screaming genuinely cute which is probably one of the reason why dan screams so much, it's starting to be a real possibility that the neighbours did call the police on them once, the best way to embarrass dan is to get phil to moan, they make each other laugh so much i'll go cry

the best way to embarrass dan is to get phil to moan

I feel like this is both new and extremely important information. 

Like, honestly. Dan’s reaction to Phil moaning was everything. 

Real talk

Okay, imagine the bafamily with accents. 

Like, Bruce is pretty much flawless but even he has broad a's 

And Dick has a little bit more of an accent, but it’s tripped with multiple others because of his days at the circus. Like, he rounds his r’s and and sometimes messes up ch for the k sound and lots of other stuff.

Jason is full blown Gotham New Jersey accent. But even he has a Crime Alley accent, which is somewhat Gaelic sounding.

Tim, precious child, isn’t SUPPOSED to have an accent but due to his childhood romping lays it on THICK. It’s even a little nasally for certain words, because that’s how he heard them. 

Barbara pretends not to have one but she does. She does. It’s there and it’s powerful when she’s angry. 

Stephanie just. Just is unashamedly a Gotham girl. She has a similar sound to Jason’s, but it’s broader and and her intonation goes from flat to shrieky in 2 seconds flat.

Cassandra is pretty accent free, but little bits and pieces sneak in and it’s ADORABLE.

Damian, actually, speaks in a near British accent with Middle Eastern undertones. But he’s starting to sound like his dad, and when he’s not paying attention he follows Bruce’s voice pattern and intonation like the TINY BABY HE IS. 

of-books-and-beasts  asked:

Whenever I get into a heated argument with someone, I'll get to the point where I start crying bc I'm so angry and frustrated and, as much as it pains me to imagine this (but, it kinda makes me laugh too), but starting to cry during an argument with H and goes from pissed off like hell to "oh no, what've I done". And he'll lower his voice and say, "'m sorry, love. I didn't mean to upset you-" "I'm not upset! I'm mad as hell!"

And you could actually SEE him deflate, cause his chest probably gets all puffed and his eyes get shiny and his brow pulls together, but the minute you get those tears he just… shrinks. He shrinks back down and he’s clearly still agitated but he’s also trying to figure out what was going on, cause had your claws not been ripping into him just seconds ago? And when you snap at him, he’s kind of relieved but also kind of annoyed. “Then what the bloody hell are yeh cryin’ for?” 

anonymous asked:

oh my god jumping off that other ask of them saying "I love you"; them in a fight for the first time and Jesse just has to walk away for a bit, calm down and come back later and he explains to hanzo "im really mad so I'm gonna walk away before we both say something we regret, but I'm coming back so we can talk about this like adults okay? I'm not leaving u; I love u but I'll be back in a little bit" or something like that just jesse making sure hanzo knows he's not leaving him for good

jesse walks away after saying that to cool off and hanzo just sort of stands there for a minute in shock and then probably starts crying, because no one’s done that for him before, telling him that they’ll be back, that he won’t be alone, that he’s still loved even when jesse’s upset. it likely was the opposite in the clan. jesse finds him later still a bit shocked and rattled by this and he’s just overcome with worry and they have a rlly deep conversation and they both probably cry. jesse never really had that either, but he saw it in gabriel and jack before things got bad between them, and he wants to make sure that he and hanzo have a healthy relationship no matter what happens

Cancer decides to watch Tokyo Ghoul...
  • Cancer: Hey Capricorn, I'm going to watch Tokyo Ghoul have you seen it? Gemini said It's really good.
  • Capricorn: ...
  • Capricorn: Yeah I've seen it.
  • Cancer: Oh nice! BUT DON'T GIVE SPOILERS OK?
  • Capricorn: Well, I don't care. I have a lot of stuff to take care of anyway.
  • Cancer: That's... Kinda rude you know?
  • Capricorn: I'll order pizza for you.
  • Cancer: Omg you're the best I love you so much an-
  • Capricorn: You should probably start watching.
  • Cancer: Oh right! *puts on headphones*
  • Capricorn: *calls Gemini*
  • Gemini: *picks up the phone* Sup, Cappy! Or should I say Capricorn-on-the-cob~
  • Capricorn: Cut out the bullshit and tell me why the the fuck did you tell Cancer to watch Tokyo Ghoul.
  • Gemini: Oooh, a little savage aren't we? Relax, I just wanted to see how much she'll cry when Hide di-
  • Capricorn: First of all, Hide did NOT die. He's sleeping. And secondly, you are a fucking irresponsible bastard who messes with peoples lives without thinking about the consequences. Get your shit together or I'll have to do it for you. Now never. NEVER. Tell Cancer to do something emotionally draining again or I'll have to end up slicing your tongue and stitching your lips together using your hair. Got it?
  • Gemini: Yikes! Have you been spending too much time with Scorpio lately? Besides when did you start caring for her anyway? Didn't you say that she was annoying, moody and manipulative earlier?? You're like polar opposites as well. Hehee so you DO have emotions don't you~?
  • Capricorn: I will make you drink bleach if you keep on talking.
  • Gemini: Awww how cuuute, Miss Caps Lock is tryna look badass and tough to hide her inner marshmallow~
  • Capricorn: *hears loud crying from the other room*
  • Gemini: Lol there she goes...
  • Capricorn: Asshole.
  • Capricorn: *hungs up*
  • Gemini: I am a total match-maker. Case closed.
Who Should You Fight: WTNV
  • Cecil: u might think this small weenie would be easy to beat but keep in mind he fought off antiques and escaped the condos. approach with care.
  • Carlos: what is WRONG with you?
  • Kevin: just tell him that Ayn Rand sucks and he'll probably start crying lmao.
  • Intern Maureen: sure? I mean, you won’t win (that girl has survived two years of intern bullshit) but she’s so beyond caring at this point. you’ll be fine.
  • Old Woman Josie: u wanna fight the old lady with definitely-not-angels on her side? okay then. your life, your choices.
  • Mayor Dana Cardinal: first of all how dare you.
  • Tamika Flynn: n o
  • The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home: do it. do it for all of us. i'm begging.

There’s a special place in my heart for the the fics where Rey is away when Finn wakes up and he demands to contact her and she just drops everything happening on Luke’s Jedi island to go be with him and they cause trouble but the doctors just can’t be mad because only when their together does Rey stop seeming so feral and Finn stops looking so scared and they’re the best thing for each other and there is now a new rule that they can’t be apart for longer than five minutes because it is what is best

Bonus points if she sneaks him out of medical to look at random things like the grass and brings him rocks and flowers and she sleeps in a chair beside him and the first time they get busted for sneaking out she slouches really far down in her chair when a doctor comes in expecting punishment so she’s gripping the chair and the side of the bed but the doctor just offers her a cot because it’s an official rule now they have to be together

Bonus bonus points if Rey fights nurses and doctors to get to him and is generally nervous and confused and constantly asking what she needs to trade so Poe starts following her around to explain and that’s the only reason they become friends

Like he sees her while going to see him one day and thinks “look at this tiny little human Finn was really set on saving her I’m gonna take care of her”

He tries to distract the doctors while they sneak out

Probably made the rule that they can’t be separated