and then i just dont like adele

the kiplings finding out that dizzee is in a relationship and dizzee’s like fuck fuck they found out i need to tell them everything about- but winston just steps in like “so whos the lucky lady” and dizzee realises that his family thinks hes dating a girl so he just lets it slide and figures he’ll just tell them when he feels more ready. so it gets to a point where winston and adele are like “why dont you ever bring her over here?? you know what, this friday bring her here for dinner!” and dizzees like fuck, fuck now i really have to tell them. but he just keeps putting it off and off and off and he tells thor and thors like “dude, you gotta tell them” but dizzee just c a n t. so it gets to friday and dinners ready and the doorbell rings. dizzee fucking skids to the door in hyper speed so no one can open the door before him and then really quick before he opens the door, he turns around and just says like “by the way, you know my girlfriend? well shes-hes actually my boyfriend”, opens the door and dinner unfolds.

3

I don’t need your honesty
It’s already in your eyes and I’m sure my eyes, they speak for me
No one knows me like you do
And since you’re the only one that matters
Tell me who do I run to?
– All I ask, Adele.

angstiest fandom song

ALL I ASK BY ADELE is such a painful song like whetdafuck
I imagine my OTPs being the ones feeling this songs and oh it breaks my heart ok. mostly because most my otps are considered CRACK (like fuck you all!)


BRUHHHH
listen to the BRUNO MARS VERSION and
imaging
NEJITEN!
Or Sasusaku
or Zutara
and my guiltiest crack
KIBAINO
like bruhhh kiba feelin this song coz he knows there’s a chance they won’t be together (Hi, Sai!)


AND DONT GET ME STARTED WITH SOKKLA.
Ok sokka and azula can just smack me in the face and I’ll love them for it

MY BABIES.

OH MY GOD HELP ME

LISTEN TO THE BRUNO MARS VERSION PLS

unova-state-of-mind  asked:

10-15 and 66-69

10: Restaurant: oh man, kfc probs doesnt count…so I’m gonna say TGI Fridays t b h 

11: Food: already answered 

12: Thing to cook: um I’m not much of a cook…I can really own make instant noodle type stuff soo 

13: Concert attended: t b h the first time seeing 21p was just…flawless 

14: Beach: went to a god beach in san diego once and almost cried over all the happy pups 

15: Day of the week: monday actually, i love fresh starts 

66: People that make you happy: you, @hiitsugaya, @tobestik, @tinydipper, (and like I dont talk to @zacksfairest, @tagyourjakku, and @gildedskeleton that much but their presence on my dash makes me happy) also my irl friends like ali, adele, and anna are all pretty great 

67: The person that makes me cry the most is: skylar and quinn with those angst headcanons and affection 

68: The worst sound in the world: two forks scraping together ugggggggggh

69: I have these pets: tWO BEAUTIFUL OLD PUPS WHO ARE THE LIGHTS OF MY LIFE AND ARE SO CUTE AND PRECIOUS and stitch is like 11 and is going deaf and its honestly breaking my heart

2

lol i was thinking about how the robots have like crazy strength and can probably lift up their humans whenever

and then i thought about the spines inability to give piggyback rides because his spines would end up stabbing people through the chest/stomach area :( sad times

and so it spawned a comic. and apparently adele lyrics. (i dont know what im doing anymore /throws this at u guys cuz i love all of u)

EDIT ive just learned a thing that would disprove my joke and is also generally helpful to know for other artists/writers

but id still hope this is sort of hilarious u_u

If singers had a group chat together

Demi: We’re cool for the summer!
Justin: Where are you now?
Selena: I just wanna look good for you
Justin: What do you mean?
Selena: I’m so sick of that same old love
Justin: Is it too late now to say sorry?
Ariana: FOCUS ON ME!
Taylor: In your wildest dreams!
Demi: What’s wrong with being confident?
Adele: Hello..
Drake: You used to call me on my cell phone
The Weeknd: I only call you when it’s half past 5
One Direction: But baby I’m perfect
Jimmy Fallon: ew..
5SOS: HEY EVERYBODY
Miley: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!!!!
Sia: if you dont shut up, IM GONNA SWING FROM THE CHANDELIER!!!!
Walk the Moon: shut up… And dance with me.
Ellie: BURN!
Meghan: #just#got#butt#surgery… im all about that bass.
Maroon 5: sugar, yes please, your butt is way too big already.
MAGIC!: Why’d u gotta be so rude?
Kesha: im sooooo bored :( waitin for somethin interesting to happen….TIK TOK, TIK TOK.
OneRepublic: just counting stars.. omg! there’s so many!
Sam: stay with me, cuz your all i need
Sia: hey baby, i have an elastic heart.
Taylor: i have a blank space for YOU Sam ;)
Jimmy Fallon: ew…
Rihanna: am i the ONLY girl in the WORLD!?
Beyonce: well, girls rule the world.
Eminem: i love the way you lie.
Britney: you wanna go!? i mean, i wanna go!
Silento: watch me.
Eminem: im not afraid!
Justin: ill show you
Camp Rock 2: it’s on!
Justin: what do you mean?
Ray Rice: slaps Justin
Justin: sorry
Random Judge: NO MORE FOOTBALL, RAY RICE!
Bruno: im gonna uptown funk YOU up.
Taylor: in your wildest dreams
Jimmy Fallon: ew…
Trapqueen: 1738!
Kim kardashian: thats the amount of braincells you have
MAGIC!: why you gotta be so rude?
Kelly Clarkson: what does'nt kill you makes you stonger, right guys?
Hozier: oh god, take me to church.
Charli XCX: the fault in our stars these days…
The Weeknd: run for the HILLS!
Ray Rice: slaps the weeknd
Random Judge: First your girlfriend, now this dude?! WTF RICE!?
Michael Jackson: this is a real THRILLER.
Demi: dammm, you guys are gonna make me have a HEART ATTACK
Ed Sheeran: STOP thinking out loud people!
Pink: just give me a reason.
Maroon 5:…ANIMALS!….
Imagina Dragons: …DEMONS!….
Ariana: man, this is turning into a real PROBLEM.
Fifth Hrmony: this was so worth it.. lol!
Taylor: just shake it off
Ariana: FOCUS on the real situation people! my hair is terrible!
Katy: im gonna ROOARRR!!!!
Wiz Khalifa: see you again

anonymous asked:

I'm not trying to be those people just trying to be messy, but Adele or Beyonce?

Ok, this is coming from someone who loves Adele but I’d have to say Beyonce hands down. Why? Not just because I love all Bey’s music (I love all Adele’s) but because Beyonce is a far superior vocalist. Adele has a beautiful and soulful voice but doesnt have anywhere near the vocal versatility of Bey. Beyonce has proven to have a wide range and vocal versatility many times where as Adele has a pretty much limited range. Like yes she can belt or hit high notes in the studio but when it comes to live performances she usually works around them by changing the arrangement slightly where as Bey tends to change to arrangement to outdo the studio version. Also Adele, while I love every last one of her songs they pretty much stay in the same range of style. Thats why I like “Send My Love (To Your New Lover)” & “Water Under the Bridge” on her new album a lot because they have a more up beat “pop” sound to them which she doesnt usually do. Beyonce has proven to be able to sing from opera to rap and its just facts that Adele cant (or at least hasnt shown to be able to) do that, thus making her a superior vocalist. Adele even knows her lane.


*Side Note*: The hard truth is the main reason Adele is even as popular as she is, is that she’s white and British (white people have a hard on for all british artist). Adele’s sound and themes have been and are still being done by MANY Black R&B artist (many who have a much wider range than her) but because she’s white she’s elevated as something special when in reality she’s really not tbh. Like Adele’s new album is great! But sell 4+ million copies in less than 3 weeks great? Not so much. Adele is one of my faves but I dont act like her sound or style is something new, I just like her as an artist just like I love soul/ r&b folks from Jazmine Sullivan to Amber Riley( who both unfortunately are paid dust by the industry, especially Amber). 

guywithpen  asked:

Curious, would you agree that RWBY has issues with balanced characters? Team rwby needs all they've got to kill a nevermore but Coco kills 2 on her own cuz bullets. You could argue its a skill thing but it seems so unclear. Maybe I just dont get it.

That’s because Coco is a 2nd year student and Team Leader that has a goddamn high caliber weapon disguised as a fucking tote bag

something that sticks in my memory is when adele released ‘someone like you’ because it was a big hit, straight away, but whenever she was performing live, or a presenter would introduce the song and cut away to it, when people were first hearing it, everyone was crying their eyes out over this song, it would cut back to presenters and they would be in floods of tears, people on radio shows would just be crying, they’d laugh it off, but almost every single damn person who heard this song for the first time was in floods of tears

and i dont know why but i always remember that and it makes me sad that heartbreak is such a shared, common, human experience, that so many people were moved by that song.