So there’s this unoccupied house near mine. It’s obviously a little suburban and they take pretty good care of it. It’s securely locked, no vandals, etc. A few times I have seen cars in the driveway, and once a truck full of stolen lawn machinery, but nothing totally out of the ordinary. I was driving by the other day, however, and see this weird little fucker hanging out in the driveway. Just chilling. He stayed there for a few days and then was gone. The house is still unoccupied.
Now that’s some @sixpenceee shit.