and then he's like nahhh

had to contact my insurance today and boy was I an adult! I hate outing myself to strangers but this guy was so dense im 99% sure he thought i was a cis with a medical problem with my chest.

anonymous asked:

lost my virginity to the friend of this boy I use to mess around with, he was super small, I didn't suck his dick or anything, he just did all the work but he was like aggressively fingering me and I was like nahhh chill and he was like you like this though and I was like NAHHH & he didn't know I was a virgin so he lowkey freaked, they're roommates and I ended up fucking the boy that I originally was hooking up with and it caused a big mess lmao but we're all good now but we never talk about it

Ahahahaha ‘you like this though’

Talking to my uncle is always a trip like he thinks he’s woke on the way the world works he is like one of those “socially conscious” Reddit users pretty much everything he says in my head I’m like nahhh bruh wrong try again also he tries to judge me for doing “drugs” like weed isn’t a drug my dude get that shit all the way out of my face right now like it would be so easy for me to absolutely eviscerate his entire existence like shred him to the point where he probably never talks to me again because I’m batman and clearly I’ve planned for this but I let it slide because I love him and when I had no one as a kid I had him

anonymous asked:

hi yes hello ok firstly ur blog is my life so thank u 4 that & secondly i have a problem i've literally fallen like extremely in love w one of best friends and it is Life Ruining cos i smetimes think he likes me back?¿¿ then i'm like nahhh??¿¿ n ok get this i'm the shyest person ever & he randomly bought me plants last week like Angel,,, why????? what do? cos i think he might like me back but i cANNOT MAKE THE FIRST MOVE, but i just wanna hug him for hours ok i love u carol u bean 💜💕❤️🌺💕✨🍂

hello angel!! thank u so much for liking my blog and aAAAh that’s so sweet that he brought u plants what a cutie!! honestly, the only way to find out how he feels is to just ask him and talk to him about how u feel. it’s not going to be a fun conversation - talking about feelings etc is always going to be awkward but imo it’s better than looking back and thinking “what if” SO JUST GO FOR IT MY DUDE!!!! u have nothing to lose!!! i trust that u both respect each other and value ur relationship enough to be mature enough to continue as friends even if u guys don’t feel the same way. u can do it!!! ps i lov u ur the cutest thank u for calling me bean bc it rly is one of my fave nicknames lmao

Ronan coming out to adam 

  • they’re alone at monmouth or adams apartment idk it doesnt matter which and its probs late at night or something and they’re just super tired maybe they’ve been out all day doing glendower stuff
  • and they’re just sitting on the floor talking and maybe they’re talking about blue and gansey getting together…which just leads to talking about relationships in general and they start gossiping over who’s their classmates are dating and rumors they’ve heard 
  • and ronan’s getting super Stressed. like he’s never ever ever ever felt the need to explain himself or anything
  • but adam keeps talking about girls…and tHEN adam’s like ‘do u think Tad Carruther’s gay??’ and ronan like…only hears the word GAY and he’s  like ‘adam ineedtotellyousomething..i guess..like…it’s no big deal but i want you to know???” 
  • and adam sits up all straight (lol straight) and gets super serious and he’s like “yeah sure of course u can tell me anything” 
  • so ronan takes a deep breath and he’s like freaking out, and he suddenly starts going thru a mental catalogue of memories trying to think if they’ve ever reaaally talked about sexuality before and would adam care?? fuck fuck i don’t know his stance on The Gays…
  • fINALLY after like 3 seconds of silence he goes “adam, i’m…i’m gay.” 
  • adam just sits there(probs does a *looks into camera like he’s in the office thing*)..silence silence..and then adam just tips is head back and starts laughing like he’s practically crying
  • ronan’s like “what? why are you laughing?” punches *more like gently nudges* adam on the arm. “fuck you, parrish.” 
  • adam finally calms down, wipes his eyes and he’s like “ronan, everyone fucking knows. why else do u think i was asking you about tad??” 
  • and ronan’s like….”the fuck do you mean ‘everyone fucking knows’?? how can they know? I’ve never…I’ve never like dated anyone or…like said anything about anyone…” and now he’s not looking at adam, he can’t look at adam bc he’ll blush and apparently he’s been fucking obvious this whole time because /everyone knows/ 
  • and adam nudges him back and he’s just like “come on, man, we’re your best friends of course we’d know.” what he’s not saying, what he wants to say is: i’ve seen the way you look at me. i used to think it was all in my head but…it’s the way you used to look at gansey a long long time ago, but even /more/  
  • He’s looking at ronan now, and ronan won’t look at him and the moment feels too intense all of a sudden. So then adam add, jokingly, “plus when blue came along, i mean, we were all a little gaga for her…but not you. You were just like nahhh.”
  • ronan rolls his eyes but he laughs and he finally looks back at adam
  •  “And you’ve never had a girlfriend in all the time i’ve known you…and i mean, you’re ronan fucking lynch.” 
  • ronan’s brows furrow at that and he’s like “what’s that supposed to mean?” 
  • and adam just shrugs, trying to keep his cool as he says “well i mean, you’re not bad looking.” ronan’s heart stutters. adam goes on. “you have to know how people look at you, like. You’re hot, okay.” 
  • ronan: [INTERNALLY SCREAMING] 
  • they catch each other’s eyes again and now they can’t look away and now the moment is intense again but adam doesn’t have anything to joke about and so they just start leaning closet and closer and both of their hearts are pounding and ronan starts to think he’s dreaming but no no he knows when he’s awake and he is awake and then their lips touch and it’s like!!!! wow!!!!!!! 
  • and they kiss for a while, neither wanting to pull away like who needs air when they have thissssss
  • finally they do pull away tho and they just look at each other and let out nervous laughs and then ronan like swallows and looks away bc adam…adam never said anything about like…his sexuality and what if this was just like…a heat of the moment thing..so he just ducks his head and he’s like “that was…I mean…you’re not…”
  • and adam instantly gets what he’s thinking and he just smiles and says “i’m bi, and i like you,” and then he swoops in and kisses ronan’s cheek and ronan blushes and he’s like “oh. okay. good. me too. i mean. i like you too. not i’m bi too. bc i already said …i’m gay.” and adam just shakes his head like oh u nerd i love you. 

Okay, the only thing all the hs au newsies have in common in their schedule is lunch. Like, they range from Katherine and Davey with all AP classes and Race who’ll never have an honors class in his life (and then there’s Jack, Crutchie, Specs, etc that are somewhere in between), but they all have lunch in common. There’s def at least one occasion where Jack’s just, like, standing there for the whole period and ppl keep offering him their seat, but he’s just like, nahhh I’m good, but he OBVIOUSLY looks uncomfortable and Crutchie’s just sitting there GRINNING like the cat that got the cream. Davey’s sitting there looking at them the whole time trying to figure out what the hell’s happening, and all of a sudden, he just yells OH MY GOD and looks at them like they’re godless heathens, like, really??? on a /school night???/ and Crutchie’s just grinning even harder after that as the realization sinks in among the group that oh, that’s his fault (but Jack is mortified)

i’m still not over the fact that connor is the sweetest, most humble and most generous person but he’s also the same man who talked back to juno, basically told george washington to go fuck himself, called out another founding father on his hypocrisy, and when he was minutes away from his own execution he just turned to hickey and was like ‘nahhh bitch i’m not dying today but you sure as shit are’ [beez in the trap playing the background]

| ♛ Happy B-Day Shibuya Yuuri!! ♛ |
· 2015/07/29 · 

Happy B-day to our majesty!☆
This is my gift to Yuuri for his day! yay! I’m so happy with it because I work on it all night long lool whatever! I’m so exited for this day! I’m super honest! >anyway! If you want to have a good time for his day you just need to go to Pixiv.net and look for his name in the tags (and Kyo Kara Maou tag too) that site is pure gold, I swear!  ; w ;)/

GREAT STORY TODAY

SOOOOO, I got off work early today so I could work on my application and get ready for my interview I have tomorrow for the AllSaints Outlet job I am trying to get (wish me luck I love AllSaints with all my heart and soul), and I was walking to the Belmont Red line stop, and as I am going up the stairs I realize there is this guy running up the stairs too and I was pretty sure he was trying to get to me. 

Turns out he was, and he gets my attention and I take out my headphones and he says, “How badly would you want to be a star on camera?” 

I just am looking at him like “what the fuck this dude want and mean??” 

He then says, “ I saw you and I needed to have you so I chased you down and my… competition saw you too, but I beat him to you becasue I just had to have you, so how about it? How would you like to be on camera?” 

I am still just looking at him like “???” so he says “I want you to be a porn star you are perfect for it. You have the body, you have the ass, and I would let you have any boy you want to shoot with and you would get paid great. You would be a hit!”

Now I just start grinning and inside I’m like “holy fuck this is really happening lol”

I look at him and am like nahhh i can’t do that Im sorry. so he goes on about how perfect I am for it and that the other guy wouldn’t give me nearly as good of an opportunity and I would could have any boy… THEN THE OTHER DUDE WALKS UP TO ME TOO AND THEY STARAT BICKERING AND TRYING TO GET ME… BOTH OF THESE GUYS!!!

So Im still like “Sorry i can’t it just isn’t for me I have other jobs and I don’t want to be in pornos etc” so he’s like,

“Ok well how about you become a dancer and perform for shows and everything else? You could get free drinks at all the bars always and get into exclusive clubs even when you arent performing and it would be amazing!”

Free drinks is always nice but im still like “Nahh man it isn’t for me I’m sorry (i saw to both of them now)”

And then the guy ends with “Fine well how about you just be with me then?”

And again im like “I really am sorry I have someone I am interested in a lot right now”

and the one guy is like “well ok fine even though i just begged you 5 times now” And I said sorry and walked away from them.

BUT DAMN I WAS LIKE DID THAT REALLY JUST HAPPEN? WEIRD BUT LIKE A CONFIDENCE BOOST HAHAHAH

he wasn’t creepy or anything so I didn’t feel nervous or scared talking to him but it was weird seeing two dudes fighting and talking about how both their companies aren’t good and i Should join theirs.

ANYWAYS THAT WAS WHAT HAPPENED. And I am still smiling at it because it definitely was the most interesting thing to happen to me in forever hahaha.