and then everything was cuteness forever

anonymous asked:

hey my birthday is coming up soon so i was wondering what the fell tale and swap bros would do for their crush/sos birthday? :)

Happy (late) birthday my dear! Hope you got to see my present for you~

UT!Sans:
Sans is pretty lazy but that doesn’t mean he won’t put in a little effort in every once in a while. He does whatever you want all day, as long it’s somewhat safe. His gift is that really cute shirt you’ve been look at since forever and a hoodie just like his :)

UT!Papyrus:
Papyrus always does 110% with everything so your birthday is no different! He wakes you up with breakfast in bed and has an elaborate date planned for later. Papy actually made you a shirt for your bday with “Sweetness” sewn on the front ^^

UF!Sans/Red:
Red usually hates celebrating stuff like this but for you, he’ll try. He’ll show up to your house and drag you to Grillby’s, where you two are alone and the lights are low. Halfway through, Red will pull out a little velvet choker with a tag on it that says “Mine”. Please accept it because he’s shaking with nerves 0-0

UF!Papyrus/Boss:
Boss loves to enjoy the finer things in life and it is his deep seeded belief that he (and you) deserve it! So he goes and takes all the stops. He’ll show up with roses, chocolates, and tickets to that expensive thing you’ve always wanted to do. Boss isn’t scared to go the whole nine yards for you X3

US!Sans/Blueberry:
Blueberry is much like Papyrus in the sense that he always goes 110%. He wants to do everything for (and with) you so whatever you want, he’ll do! Blue will end the day with a sweet kiss and a gorgeous bouquet of blue roses :3

US!Papyrus/Paps:
Paps is the king of lazy but he will try his hardest to give you a nice birthday. He’ll let you sleep in and wake you up with sweet skeleton nuzzles. The whole day is spent relaxing and letting him pamper you. Paps will end the day with a little speech/poem he did for you and a silver bracelet that looks like bones~

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.
Move on, leave, run away, escape this place… but don’t forget about me, about us, about this town. Always remember where you come from so you can appreciate how far you’ve come.
—  c.j.n.