and then chen

  • *in a high end retirement home at a ripe old age*
  • sehun: hey can you pass me the juice?
  • jongdae: *looks sehun in the eye as he drinks all the juice*
  • sehun: dude...what the fuck
  • jongdae: remember when you called me the least loyal
  • sehun:
  • jongdae: you're never getting any juice
  • sehun: THAT WAS FIFTY FOUR YEARS AGO HYUNG
  • jongdae: YOU THINK THAT'S GONNA STOP ME FROM FORGETTING ABOUT IT??
You know what? I hate polls that are EXO vs. BTS...it made me such a headache and it causes some fanwars between EXO-Ls and ARMYs...

WHY WON’T YOU JUST COOPERATE?! THIS IS MAKING ME SICK???

Look, I am so sick of “Who is the best group: EXO vs. BTS” thing. It hurts my heart and my faves. Please stop it. :(

It made me like they want me to choose my favorite boy group against my favorite boy group. This is annoying.

I’m sorry but I want to rant like this….

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exo ↬ makeup sex

anon asked: could you do how makeup sex with the members would be like? thanks!

⇴ xiumin:

minseok would be giving so much praise, regardless of who had caused the fight. the gentle coos that inform you that you’re “taking daddy so well” would be a way of saying ‘i’m sorry that we fought’. either way, someone would be receiving oral as an even further apology—gentle hair pulling and soft ‘i love you’s included.

Originally posted by ashiachu

⇴ suho:

i can’t imagine junmyeon holding a grudge for shit, so even if he’d been mad at you, the makeup sex would be very slow and tender. vanilla? yeah, that sounds about right. he’d want to make love to you cowgirl style, though, so he can easily bury his head into the crook of your neck and cover you in love bites. it’s also give him the easiest (read: accessible for the lazy) access to your chest, which he’d also gently attack with his mouth.

Originally posted by absuholute

⇴ lay:

makeup sex with yixing would be all about you, no matter what. he’d scatter countless kisses along your chest and torso. so many, his lips may be a little swollen and tender due to all the work. i don’t think many words would be exchanged; this session would be all about physical love and close contact, which he doesn’t think much talking is needed for. a few compliments toward you would be a given, but other than that, nothing but small whines and groans. unless his mouth his busy doing something else—

Originally posted by daenso

⇴ baekhyun:

i promise i’m not uncreative, but i can’t imagine makeup sex with baekhyun being anything other than regular sex with baekhyun. he’d still remain very teasy (his favorite would be to tell you “how hot you’d looked whilst angry with him” or how he’s “disappointed that there was no hate fucking") and humorous; also very quick paced and semi-rough. maybe it’d be a bit gigglier than usual but not much else.

Originally posted by baeksilisk

⇴ chen:

the only time sex with jongdae wpuld be even remotely vanilla would be after a fight, as he’d be unsure as to whether or not you’re still angry with him. no teasing—physical or verbal—would be brought to the table, except for maybe the cheeky warning of “sorry, babe, no bells and whistles tonight”. his pace would be the slowest he’s ever gone, since he would—for once—want to savor this moment with you. however, he’d be going far too slow for your liking; so much so that you’d be practically begging him to go a little faster.

Originally posted by yixingsosweet

⇴ chanyeol:

of all the members, makeup sex with chanyeol would be the fluffiest. it wouldn’t be about roles, just the two of you providing mutual pleasure to each other. he’d smile the entire time, and whisper pretty nothings in your ear about how stunning your body is or how cute your laugh is. each comment he gives whilst thrusting into you would be most random, but they’re things he would greatly miss if you’d split due to that argument.

Originally posted by 19940331

⇴ d.o:

i’ve mentioned a time or two that while it’s a rarity, there are some instances where kyungsoo just wants to make love to you—this would be one of those instances. regardless of who’d been wrong, he’d be very sweet and sensual with you, as he likes for the both of you to properly spring back from a fight. it’d be the loveliest thing… for once, sex would be a mutual thing between the both of you, filled with nothing other than sweet talk and ‘i love you’s.

Originally posted by dohkyungcutie

⇴ kai:

as with kyungsoo, sex with jongin would be overly sensual, but amongst his praise and compliments toward you would be slurs of apologies for even participating in the spat. he’d also only refer to you as his god/goddess, and would make the biggest point to repetitively inform you that you’re the most beautiful thing he’s ever set his eyes on.

Originally posted by intokai

⇴ sehun:

who’s in the wrong would be the deciding factor in the nature of makeup sex with sehun. for instance, should you be in the wrong, you’d be physically making it up to him; everything would be far more rough and intense. he’d ensure that you express your sorries countless times. however should he be needing to make things up to you, the sex would be relatively soft. he wouldn’t focus solely on pampering you, but he would try his absolute best to.

Originally posted by oh-no-sehunnie