and their bond

I had a dream last night that they made a new Bond movie, but they didn’t say who was playing Bond. Throughout the movie you have no idea which character is really Bond, because he’s undercover, duh. And every single character, no matter how minor, was played by somebody famous, so they could all conceivably be Bond. And at the end it turns out Bond was Leslie Jones.

full offense but when you’ve got idris elba wishing he was a more active part of the marvel family and “i want to be a superhero” then it’s not even about looking for him when you’ve got a marvel movie in production. it’s not even about that

if you’ve got idris elba wanting to play a marvel superhero then the objectively and morally correct thing to do is to personally call him, tell him to pick A N Y superhero that he wants in the E N T I R E available marvel comics canon and then like you give that character a full complete 3-movie franchise plus 3 guaranteed appearances in the next big crossover franchise. this is what you do. if you’ve got idris elba wanting to play a marvel superhero then this is what you’re supposed to do

jason to the batfam gc at 3am: @ duke @ babs this could be us but u playin (by the old mans rules) :/

duke: god i wish that were me

babs: im the girl in red who knew that had to be done

duke: im the girl in brown pretending to be shocked in case she’s caught on camera, so she can just say she was forced to participate and is left off the hook

jason: damn you’re good thomas

bruce: you know we can all read the groupchat right.

A few questions I’ll need to have answered if Keith and Lance aren’t canon:

1. Why did they make Keith smile at Lance like that? You know?

2. Um, the bonding moment? Why the hell was it so romantic like, the hand holding, soft music, purple mood lighting, intimate stares…EXPLAIN

3. Why did Keith cradle Lance in his arms???

4. Why was Lance Keith’s stability and impulse control?

5. Why is Lance just coincidentally a fire sign and Keith coincidentally a water sign? (Lance’s birthday being on National Talk in an Elevator Day, like…?)

6. Did Keith constantly flirt with or tease Lance? Or both?

7. Why did Keith get so jealous and annoyed every time Lance flirted with Allura? Jealousy thy name is Keith???

8. Lauren: “Lance and Keith are compatible in every way except for their ship name.” WHAT?

9. Why did Lauren already have a ship name for them called LAITH? IT LITERALLY MEANS LION, STRONG, AND BRAVE, WHY?

10. Jeremy were you deceiving us?? (LOOOL)

11. Korasami parallels?

12. Why was Lance the most concerned when the red lion was attacking meaning Keith was in danger??

13. AND LASTLY, BECAUSE I DON’T WANT THIS POST TO BE 8 YEARS LONG, DID OR WILL LANCE EVER REMEMBER THE BONDING MOMENT OR IS THAT JUST NOT RELEVANT ANYMORE????

I NEED ANSWERS 

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i want peridot to understand better than anyone and to be there for her

OK people keep pointing this out and honestly it’s so true?

When Keith is leaving this is Pidge’s reaction, she’s visibly sad and you can tell she’s obviously going to miss him

And Allura is sad too, but she seems more proud of Keith because he’s going off to do what he wants to do

But then there’s Lance?? 

I don’t even know what he’s really feeling tbh, he just looks like he’s trying so hard to hold something back, like he’s pretending to be OK when he really isn’t. And I don’t think they focused in on his reaction for no reason (especially when they could have showed Hunk, Coran, or even Shiro again) this obviously means something. 

Considering his “Yeah, who am I going to make fun of?” Came after Pidge’s “We’re really going to miss you.” It’s pretty obvious he’s going to miss Keith…But just for making fun of him? That seems a bit empty and he’s most likely not saying everything he feels, because you know, this is Lance. He hides his true emotions underneath his confidence and charm, even though he has more insecurities/problems than anyone else out there. Every once in a while though they do slip out, and I think it almost did here but he was doing his best to hold it back for the sake of the team. 

So honestly…I wonder how he was really feeling in this moment to see Keith go… 

hey!! here’s a cropped (and messy!!) sketch of something i’m working on for the outcast, but never alone taz zine!

it’s turning out to be a SLOW labour of love but i’m determined to make a piece that portrays the same safe+excited feeling this podcast gives me :’-)

hc where after keith comes back to the team lance goes “me, missing you? ha, i didn’t even noticed you left” but keith just smirks walking up to him “is that so? hmm, that’s funny, red said otherwise” and watches all the color drain from his face