and the you can't always get what you want thing

  • Me, a humble fic farmer, tending her plot of land: neighbor john said there was a shipwar starting just over the hills. what do you think Ma, do you think we'll ever see a shipwar?
  • Ma, clutching her apron to her chest: oh dear, I hope not!
  • Pa, sitting in his rocking chair and smoking his pipe: hmph! there's always been shipwars and there will always be shipwars. you just keep your nose out of it and mind your own business. we ain't got no business messing around in shipwars. now step to it! i want that field of headcanons and plot twists plowed by morning! and keep those plot bunnies from getting at the smut, we can't afford anymore WIPs!
  • Hufflepuff: staring into someone's eyes; soul searching; irrevocable trust; falling asleep on them; constant and immediate comfort while being with or around them; the feeling you get when wrapped in a blanket next to a fire on a freezing winter day; gentle smiles from across a crowded room
  • Slytherin: silent understanding; always being heard (even if you aren't always answered); blank faces but smiling eyes; the fear and rush of sharing secrets; hands comfortingly resting on or guiding shoulders; always knowing what you're coming home to; remembering the little things; inside jokes; the silence of listening to/sharing your favorite music
  • Ravenclaw: knowing looks exchanged from across the room; hiding smiles behind hands; falling asleep in the middle of a conversation (because you didn't want it to end); a good nights sleep after a restless week; finding someone who understands; a completely judgement free zone
  • Gryffindor: the adrenaline rush after riding a roller coaster; loud laughter from everyone in the room; always feeling included; when you can't stop smiling; inappropriately timed jokes in necessary environments; getting high-fived by a stranger; the feeling of being bear hugged
How the signs seem to look at their surroundings from an outsider's view
  • Aries: They have a certain rationality when looking at things, but when something wakes up emotions in them, they can't seem to be seeing clearly at all.
  • Taurus: They have wonder in their eyes. Still a lot gets left without noticing.
  • Gemini: They can look like they loathe everything they see, but if you look closely you can see that they're just trying to find out about things.
  • Cancer: They show very clearly which things they like. WHat they don't like, gets looked at in a very specific way.
  • Leo: When they look at you, they seem to want to crush you with their gaze. But when they look away, it occurs that they can actually be quite fragile, because they can't cover everything up.
  • Virgo: Every little thing they notice gets analysed and then judged. Nothing seems to please them quite enough.
  • Libra: They'll risk ignoring important things to get a look at the pretty things they like.
  • Scorpio: They know what they want to see and look for it. Other things get pushed out of the way.
  • Sagittarius: There's something so gentle behind their eyes, but you can't always notice it when they look at somewhere else than straight at you.
  • Capricorn: They look at things to find out how it can help them show their best self. They usually seem to look at things very seriously.
  • Aquarius: They scan their surroundings quietly and only react to things they find interesting.
  • Pisces: At first they seem to be very wide-eyed, but when they look at something long enough, it all changes.
Six Nights (Stiles Stilinski imagine)

Prompt: “We live on the same floor and the dorm between ours always has REALLY loud sex so now we’re both in the main lounge at two am do you want this last bite of ice cream?” aka the college AU that grew legs and went for a walk. 

Warnings: only a few minor curses

Word Count: 5k

A/N: University AUs are a favourite of mine and this prompt was too good to ignore. It was supposed to be short, but as you can see, I got a little carried away… I hope you like it! :)

(Allison is alive because fuck Jeff Davis.)

Originally posted by ohsadagnes


The first night, you were woken by the sound of a headboard banging against a wall. You tried turning over and burying your head in the pillows, but the loud noise just persisted until you were left completely conscious.

Groaning, you sat up. After glancing at your phone and discovering it was only a little after 1am, you swung your legs from the bed and pulled on a large hoodie. You debated knocking on your neighbour’s apartment, but decided against it - just because you weren’t getting any, it didn’t mean you had to ruin their fun.

After slipping on a pair of shoes, you grabbed your laptop and decided to go for a little walk. As tempting as staying in bed sounded, you really didn’t want to have to listen to your neighbours having sex, and there were other things you could be doing.

The corridors were desolate, students behind each closed door, undoubtedly busy with things like sleeping or studying. Seeing as your dorm building had a communal lounge, you headed in that direction and quickly set up camp at a small table in the back corner. You dumped your laptop on the desk and made use of the drinks machine to fix yourself up with a hot chocolate before going back at your table and beginning to browse the internet.

You didn’t have a plan, per say, but reckoned your neighbour wouldn’t take more than half an hour to…finish. You would just stay in the lounge for that long, reply to a few emails, scroll through out-dated social media, relax. You’d had a busy week and having a little time to catch up online didn’t sound so bad.

As time began to slip by, you became less and less aware of those around you. The night grew darker and the lounge grew quieter, people draining out until you were almost completely alone.

Absorbed in your laptop’s luminescent screen, you gasped loudly when a photo of one of your friends getting proposed to appeared on your feed, completely unable to contain the surprised exclamation. You slammed the mug on the table, pulling out your phone and immediately going to call her. You couldn’t believe she’d forgotten to tell you - you’d known Allison for years, and she’d just, what? forgotten to inform you of her engagement? It was completely unacceptable.

“Answer, goddamnit!” You growled, glaring at your phone when it went straight to voicemail. You were beginning to construct an angry - yet supportive - text message when a voice cut through the air.

“Y’know, people don’t normally answer their phones at,” the stranger paused, presumably checking the time, “2am.”

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Melodrama sentence starters
  • "I know about what you did and I wanna scream the truth."
  • "You're such a damn liar."
  • "Thought you said that you would always be in love, but you're not in love no more."
  • "Did it frighten you how we kissed when we danced on the light up floor?"
  • "Honey, I'll be seein' you wherever I go."
  • "I'm waiting for it, that green light, I want it."
  • "I'll come get my things, but I can't let go."
  • "Played it so nonchalant, it's time we danced with the truth."
  • "I'm acting like I don't see."
  • "My hips have missed your hips."
  • "Will you sway with me?"
  • "We're King and Queen of the weekend."
  • "Ain't a pill that could touch our rush."
  • "But what will we do when we're sober?"
  • "These are the games of the weekend."
  • "We pretend that we just don't care."
  • "I know you're feeling it, too."
  • "Don't know you super well, but I think that you might be the same as me."
  • "Let's let things come out of the woodwork."
  • "I'll give you my best side, tell you all my best lies."
  • "Know I think you're awesome, right?"
  • "Blowing shit up with homemade dynamite."
  • "Might get your friend to drive, but he can hardly see."
  • "I guess we're partying."
  • "You know it's really gonna blow."
  • "Half of my wardrobe is on your bedroom floor."
  • "I am your sweetheart psychopathic crush."
  • "I overthink your punctuation use."
  • "A rush at the beginning, I get caught up, just for a minute."
  • "Lover, you're the one to blame, all that you're doing."
  • "Can you hear the violence?"
  • "Blow all my friendships to sit in hell with you."
  • "We're the greatest, they'll hang us in the Louvre, down the back, but who cares - still the Louvre."
  • "You are not my type, still I fall."
  • "I'm just the sucker who let you fill her mind."
  • "Baby really hurt me."
  • "He don't wanna know me, says he made the big mistake of dancing in my storm, says it was poison."
  • "I guess I'll go home."
  • "I'll go home into the arms of the girl that I love."
  • "She's so hard to please, but she's a forest fire."
  • "You're a little much for me."
  • "You're a liability, you're a little much for me."
  • "The truth is I am a toy that people enjoy 'til all of the tricks don't work anymore and then they are bored of me."
  • "Better on my own."
  • "I understand, I'm a liability."
  • "Get you wild, make you leave."
  • "I'm a little much for everyone."
  • "You're all gonna watch me disappear into the sun."
  • "Please could you be tender, and I will sit close to you."
  • "Let's give it a minute before we admit that we're through."
  • "I remember the rush when forever was us, before all of the winds of regret and mistrust."
  • "Our love is a ghost."
  • "Well I guess I should go."
  • "Alone with the hard feelings of love."
  • "God I wish I believed you when you told me this was my home."
  • "I light all the candles, cut flowers for all my rooms. I care for myself the way I used to care about you."
  • "I care for myself the way I used to care about you."
  • "These days, we kiss and we keep busy."
  • "Three years, loved you every single day."
  • "It was real for me."
  • "Now I'll fake it every single day 'til I don't need fantasy."
  • "I still remember everything, how we'd drift buying groceries, how you'd dance for me."
  • "I'll start letting go of little things 'til I'm so far away from you."
  • "Bet you wanna rip my heart out."
  • "Bet you wanna skip my calls now."
  • "Well guess what? I like that."
  • "I'm gonna mess your life up, gonna wanna tape my mouth shut."
  • "We're a loveless generation."
  • "We're a loveless generation; all fuckin' with our lover's heads."
  • "Know you won't remember in the morning."
  • "All the glamour, and the trauma, and the fucking melodrama."
  • "They'll talk about us, all the lovers, how we kissed and killed each other."
  • "We told you this was melodrama."
  • "You're walking out to be a good man for someone else."
  • "Sorry I was never good like you."
  • "Hated hearing my name on the lips of a crowd."
  • "Did my best to exist just for you."
  • "Bet you rue the day you kissed a writer in the dark."
  • "She's gonna play and sing and lock you in her heart."
  • "I'll love you 'til my breathing stops."
  • "I'll love you 'til you call the cops on me."
  • "I'll find a way to be without you, babe."
  • "I still feel you, now and then."
  • "When you see me, will you say I've changed?"
  • "I love it here since I've stopped needing you."
  • "I am my mother's child."
  • "We keep trying to talk about us."
  • "I'm someone you maybe might love."
  • "I'll be your quiet afternoon crush, be your violent overnight rush."
  • "I fall into continents and cars, all the stages and the stars."
  • "In my head, I do everything right."
  • "When you call, I'll forgive and not fight."
  • "Ours are the moments I play in the dark."
  • "We were wild and fluorescent, come home to my heart."
  • "Maybe all this is the party, maybe we just do it violently."
  • "You're not what you thought you were."
  • "Every night, I live and die."
  • "It's just another graceless night."
  • "I hate the headlines and the weather."
  • "I'm 19 and I'm on fire."
  • "When we're dancing, I'm alright."
  • "This is how we get notorious."
  • "We are young and we're ashamed."
  • "All of our heroes fading."
  • "I can't stand to be alone."
  • "Let's go to perfect places."
  • "Let's kiss and then take off our clothes."
  • "All the nights spent off our faces."
  • "What the fuck are perfect places anyway?"
  • "All the nights spent off our faces, trying to find these perfect places."
random lyrics starter sentences
  • “I wanted to crash your party, but I couldn’t find your house.”
  • “What do you want?”
  • "I should be in bed."
  • "I give in so easily."
  • "I should stay strong."
  • "I'm weak, and what's wrong with that?"
  • "My habits, they hold me like a grudge."
  • "Please don't make any sudden moves."
  • "You don't know the half of the abuse."
  • "How'd I get here sitting next to you?"
  • "We don't deal with outsiders very well."
  • "Yeah, I have trust issues."
  • "Why'd you come?"
  • "I tried to warn you just to stay away."
  • "It looks like you might be one of us."
  • "In a perfect world, it's just me and you."
  • "The night's just getting started."
  • "I feel great, I don't know about you."
  • "It's just me and you."
  • "Let's just wait till this party's through."
  • "I had two shots."
  • "I used to be fearless."
  • "I used to be brave."
  • "We could shake it up."
  • "I'll meet you after work."
  • "We'll drive until the darkness disappears."
  • "I meant it when I said we can't stay here."
  • "We're still young."
  • "My eyes are wide."
  • "So, I heard you found somebody else."
  • "At first I thought it was a lie."
  • "I don't want your body."
  • "I hate to think about you with somebody else."
  • "Our love's gone cold."
  • "This ain't the last time that I'll see your face."
  • "I should be getting over it."
  • "Get someone you love."
  • "Get someone you need."
  • "Get money."
  • "I can't give you my soul."
  • "We're never alone."
  • "I could tell you what you want to hear."
  • "The truth is always in the way."
  • "I never want to live in fear."
  • "I don't want to hold back all the things I've got to say."
  • "I've got you figured out."
  • "You need to have control."
  • "You think that I don't know you."
  • "I've been doing what you want."
  • "Just let me go."
  • "You used to always let me in."
  • "Do you even know you changed?"
  • "You're my favorite sin."
  • "I won't do it anymore."
  • "She's got me going crazy."
  • "Don't be afraid."
  • "You can call me monster."
  • "I'm creeping in your heart."
  • "Use me while you can."
  • "I'm all yours."
  • "All you need is me."
  • "I'm your toy."
  • "I feel tired. I look it, too."
  • "Wear me down."
  • "I can't be where you are."
  • "This distance is all we've got."
  • "Tell me something happy. Don't make me sad."
  • "I feel okay."
  • "I'd play our song if we had one."
  • "I wear your shirt to keep me warm."
  • "I miss you. I always do when we're apart."
  • "I was the knight in shining armor in your movie."
  • "I'm a ghost. I call your name, you look right through me."
  • "You're the reason I'm alone and masturbate."
  • "I've been trying to fix my pride, but that shit's broken."
  • "I'm at an all time low."
  • "All your friends say that you don't want to see me."
  • "You're the reason that I just can't concentrate."
  • "Somehow I lost control."
  • "Stay the night."
  • "Know that I will always follow."
  • "I'll walk until my body's sore."
  • "I'll be still and sit real quiet."
  • "If I lose you, your voice will guide me home."
  • "Something about you feels nice."
  • "Your hands make me feel warm."
  • "In a sense, we're innocent."
  • "This chemical feeling is making me forget about the drugs."
  • "You poison with your love."
  • "When I think I'm out of the dark, you're pulling me away from the light."
  • "Take me where you want me tonight."
  • "Let me swoon over you."
  • "You're just another heartbreaker."
  • "You are my fever dream."
What you need to understand about each Sign
  • Aries: You may think nothing you can do will hurt them, but you are dead wrong. Please be careful. They may be powerful, but so are their feelings.
  • Taurus: There's a reason they tend to overindulge that you don't know about, so don't judge them because you don't know their limits the same way they do.
  • Gemini: They're just looking for someone to talk to, not something to talk about.
  • Cancer: Sometimes they're half convinced it's best to retreat into themselves, because the world treats them like their disasters are minuscule things.
  • Leo: They can get discouraged just as simply as they can triumph. Really, their pride is breakable and fragile.
  • Virgo: They aren't trying to be assholes, they just see you making horrible mistakes and want to help you quit while you're ahead.
  • Libra: They will explode on you if you expect too much of them. So don't expect them to wait on you forever, nobody is that simple.
  • Scorpio: You can't always figure out what they're thinking. You may think that you have them simplified, but it's likely that you could not be more off.
  • Sagittarius: Sometimes their excuses aren't just excuses. You should listen, because there's genuine substance in what is happening.
  • Capricorn: When everyone else ran as soon as disaster hit and all they worked to build was torn asunder, they still had themselves, and they haven't forgotten about it.
  • Aquarius: You can't change them. You can't change the way they think. It's disrespectful to even try.
  • Pisces: Not everything is for attention. People are allowed to have feelings. They are allowed to be expressive. In fact, it should be encouraged.
Tae vs namjin. A study.

Many people have been asking for masterposts about taejin jealous moments. We all find it cute and mesmerising when our ship display jealousy, it’s like a confirmation that there is something more than just friendship cause bros don’t go mad cause some other bro just touched another friend. But usually there is more to jealousy than just possessiveness. So let’s do a masterpost and talk about VV first. 

What’s with Tae’s jealousy + possessiveness lately? I mean we know he has always expressed jealousy in the namjin moments but lately… on BTS Home Party Encore, Jin actually had to check with Tae after helping Namjoon (gifs coming soon on my blog).

Could that be one of the reasons why V is so determined the taejin PDA to be recognised? Could it be cause he wants taejin to be THE JIN SHIP? He was side-eyeing even Jimin and Kookie when they interact with Jin! I’m sure he has nothing against Namjoon but perhaps he despises namjin interaction so much cause he knows how the fandom ships them and he wants even the “public Jin” for himself. 

♡ When there is unstoppable Namjin pleasing the masses, Tae is like:

♡Tae really really really gets upset with Namjin push:

If you put yourself in V’s shoes, it is probably so frustrating to see many people shipping and pushing your boo with a friend, calling Jin someone else’s wife, while nobody gives credit to your real relationship. Can you imagine how it sucks for your relationship to be called “mother & son” when you are being legit romantic with your own significant other? It probably feels like lack of approval, like he is not good enough and that kinda worries me on Taehyung’s behalf. 

♡ A few of the many Taejin moments ppl claim as a “mother & son” (or worst like “stop cheating on Namjoon with your son”) when neither Jin or V called themselves as mother and son, not even as a joke:

I think that for V it was like being thirsty for years, the ups and downs of showing affection and then retrieving, like what would Jin think if he acted this or that way. He likes to touch his friends and everybody, but with Jin it was almost as he had to control himself constantly to the point of being insecure and avoid Jin. I think he had to police himself constantly to don’t look too much obsessed, to don’t let anyone know he was enamoured with a bandmate cause he was so young and trying to figure out what was that affection about. And now it’s like he can finally express whatever he wants with Jin cause Jin knows and accepts whatever feelings he’s got. Now that he’s got permission to be affectionate, of course he will. 

♡ Heart eyes and the thirst:

V has changed so much since last year, and he’s determined to show us (and himself) that things have changed for the better between him and Jin. He wants people to acknowledge their relationship. If he wanted things to be private he’d probably wouldn’t be doing the things he’s been doing since mid 2016. And I’m focusing this on V cause it is in Jin’s nature to keep feelings and what is private to himself, to be self-aware but that doesn’t stop him from indulging V’s constant need for PDA like he knows that this is important to V. They are in this together. 

♡ Tae always happy with Jin just for himself:

So perhaps that’s the main reason why namjin bothers V so much, not cause it’s real or cause he distrusts Jin, it’s mainly cause namjin is easily accepted as a sure thing (as a cute joke or not) and Taejin, a relationship that for V was so hard to achieve, is mostly ignored or mocked as a mommy + son dynamic. It reduces taejin to just Jin being a mom and him just one of the babies (even less shipped than Jin with Kookie or Jimin). It also adds up to the theory on why V is acting all grown up after the Taejin Love Conquered phase, it’s almost like he doesn’t want to be seen as the cute baby anymore, he wants to step up, to be treated a an equal, to be worthy of Jin, to match him (couple outfits and all). Being the emotional sweetheart Tae is, I can understand the need to “claim Jin as his” all the time. 

In my opinion it’s best when public figures can separate what’s real from what’s staged and keep the important things to themselves. Perhaps with time and emotional maturity Tae can get to that understanding. It’s something he will have to learn how to deal with cause people will always ship what they wanna ship, that’s how it is. Ships ain’t going nowhere even if Taejin gets like married. You gotta coexist…

And that my friends was a little conversation on the reasons why Taehyung is indeed a possessive partner.

If you want a Jin version, send me an ask!

Lots of love.

  • Petyr Baelish: Yeah so I love your sister kinda like I loved her mother.
  • Most of the fandom: WHAT THE FUCK?! I can't believe he said that to Jon. Does he want to get killed? Why is he so stupid.
  • Me: What a devious little piece of shit. That's right Petey, you use his damn weakness of his love for his family to manipulate. You are so smart. Hunt out his insecurities. You smart cookie, always saying just the right thing to make the dominoes fall in place.

rauqthetommo  asked:

I work at a fast food restaurant and almost daily I get a customer tell me they want "whatever is on the sign out here" and when I explain to them I can't see what's out there in the sign from inside the restaurant, they always get super shitty about it

If I had the super power to see things out of view I wouldn’t be working where I am now and I’m sure as shit that no one else would be either. World famous magician career, here I come! Pick a card, stand in the other room, and I can tell you what it is if you pay $49.99 for a ticket to my show. After that I’ll make a fidget spinner magically appear from the mysterious back room that doesn’t exist! Seriously, though, the feats the customers think people can perform just because they’re employed in retail is astounding. -Abby

20 Questions for Ed Sheeran, January 25, 2017.
  • Interviewer: What's the most exciting thing in life right now?
  • Ed: Uh, the new album. Coming out third of March.
  • Interviewer: What are you completely tired of right now?
  • Ed: Uhh... I dunno. Walking Dead. I can't seem to get into it. I'm on season four and it's just, I haven't-
  • Interviewer: I'm there as well! Which episode are you on right now?
  • Ed: I'm on like episode five? They're all ill and they're coughing up blood, and-
  • Interviewer: Oh, yeah. It gets better though. Keep on watching it bro.
  • Ed: See, everyone's been saying that, but I've watched like sixty episodes now, and I'm like, I can't quite... so yeah, I'm trying to get through it.
  • Interviewer: What song took you the least amount of time to write?
  • Ed: Thinking Out Loud.
  • Interviewer: What's the first thing that you do when you get an idea for a song?
  • Ed: Uhh, I shut the doors and go away from people.
  • Interviewer: If you could teach one subject at a school, what would it be?
  • Ed: Music. I'm actually going back to teach music at my old school soon.
  • Interviewer: Beautiful, I like that. Did you ever have detention during growing up and going to school?
  • Ed: 'Course, all the time.
  • Interviewer: All the time? Every day?
  • Ed: All the time.
  • Interviewer: What's your favorite drink?
  • Ed: Uhhh... beer. Ale. Like ale. Good, good English ale. Does Finland do good ale?
  • Interviewer: I don't know about that. Not so good. It's okay, but I think it's better in England.
  • Ed: Yeah. You can't drink too much of it though 'cause it's so heavy, it just, I just fall asleep. So I have three and I fall asleep. But the first one is like... glorious.
  • Interviewer: What's your favorite food?
  • Ed: ...Fish and chips? I reckon. Fish and chips. If you give me a fish and chips and an ale, pfft, game over. That's my day.
  • Interviewer: That's perfect. That's heaven. What's one thing you need to have in your fridge always? No matter what-
  • Ed: Ketchup.
  • Interviewer: Ketchup? With fish and chips.
  • Ed: I've actually refused to eat fish and chips when there wasn't any ketchup. I just think it's a travesty.
  • Interviewer: I get that. What's your favorite movie of all time?
  • Ed: Goodfellas.
  • Interviewer: Oh that's a good one. Classic. Favorite TV show?
  • Ed: A show called Love/Hate actually. It's an Irish TV show, like Gangland Dublin. It's amazing.
  • Interviewer: What's the funniest thing you've ever read about yourself on the internet?
  • Ed: That I introduced Adele and her husband Simon. Um, 'cause I do - I now - know them, but like when that came out I, well I'd met Adele, but I'd never met Simon. So I don't know how I could've introduced them.
  • Interviewer: Would you love to work with Adele?
  • Ed: Yeah. I don't think anyone's going to work with Adele. I think Adele kind of doesn't want to work with anyone. I think she does her own thing. So yeah, I think I'd say yes but I don't think it would ever happen.
  • Interviewer: What's the best way to relax for Ed Sheeran?
  • Ed: Sleep. Always a good way, yeah.
  • Interviewer: That's what I do as well. Name one thing you can't live without.
  • Ed: Um. My cats.
  • Interviewer: How many cats do you have?
  • Ed: Two. And they're GREAT.
  • Interviewer: Are you thinking about getting a third one?
  • Ed: I think it'd be unfair. They're sisters, so if you add another cat into the mix it might get weird.
  • Interviewer: What scares you the most?
  • Ed: Uh, heights. Yeah.
  • Interviewer: Me too, I'm afraid of heights. Have you ever done a bungee jump?
  • Ed: I did, yeah. I hated it. Have you done it?
  • Interviewer: Really, you did it?! So you've probably beat that then.
  • Ed: No, no it's made it even worse. Even worse, yeah. Never do it.
  • Interviewer: Really? Okay, I'm not gonna do it then. Thanks for the tip man.
  • Ed: Oh god, I'm just remembering falling down that, like oh god, it was horrible.
  • Interviewer: What was your first job?
  • Ed: My first job, I worked in a pub. I washed, I did the washing up in a pub.
  • Interviewer: If you could travel to any place in the whole world, where would you go?
  • Ed: ...Iceland. Iceland again. I love, I love, I love Iceland.
  • Interviewer: So you've been there, like-?
  • Ed: Once. But it was one of the best places I've ever been to.
  • Interviewer: Have you ever been to Finland?
  • Ed: Yeah. I've been to Finland, yeah. I think I played a small show in Finland once.
  • Interviewer: If you were in a boyband, what would the band's name be?
  • Ed: Wrong Direction.
  • Interviewer: [Laughs] Wrong Direction, I love that. What's the best piece of advice you've ever received?
  • Ed: Always be nice to people.
  • Interviewer: That's cool. It works out every time. If you could work with any artist in the world, who would it be?
  • Ed: Beyonce. Beyonce. I have worked with her before, but not on an original song.
  • Interviewer: Could you name three things that make you happy right now? This Wednesday.
  • Ed: Uh, my cats. Pictures of my cats. And hearing about my cats. I like my cats. Three things.
  • Interviewer: [Laughs] What's the biggest no-no purchase you've ever bought?
  • Ed: No-no? Astin Martin. Astin Martin, yeah. I only drove it a couple of times.
  • Interviewer: Really?! How much was it?
  • Ed: It wasn't cheap. I feel like, I felt... I got it, and I felt cool. And then I felt like an idiot. I don't think sports cars are for me.
  • Interviewer: Do you still have it?
  • Ed: I do still have it, yeah. I let my manager's wife drive it. She uses it.

Here’s a gif of Jimin doing what I always wanted to do, riding Taehyung.

what it's like dating the signs
  • aries: super fun and honestly down for whatever. dominant!! can seem self centered and full of themselves. really powerful emotions
  • taurus: the best at cuddling. VERY lowkey. just want to be comfortable and happy with u. prob good at cooking n cleaning. earthy n raw love and sex
  • gemini: full of life and communication. VERY touchy grabby in bed. always down to talk to u about whatever. may come off to annoying but genuinely have good intentions
  • cancer: moody when arguing. full of so much love. possessive?? too possessive. loves boobs...
  • leo: extremely charming and boastful to everyone but will woo you more than anyone else. Dom!!! possessive but in a good way.
  • virgo: intellectual when they want to be. like things their way but will adjust if they love u. def a bottom!! give u all their attention when they speak to you
  • libra: full of romance and charm. top!! very jealous if they're insecure. will always try to make things work for the sake of the relationship. enjoys it if u do.
  • scorpio: manipulating in a sense to get u and get what they want. can be a top or bottom?? aggressive if they can't have u. deep emotions if they're really in love. ur ALWAYS attracted to them somehow even if u lowkey hate them??? magnetic.
  • sagittarius: crazy wild n fun. will love u but not in the typical way. may seem distant at times but that's just them. crazy top.
  • capricorn: deep and serious. meaningful sex. blunt jokes with minor facial expressions. can come off distant and asshole-y?? will attract with their distance. one they're engaged in something they love there's no stopping them
  • aquarius: the best top you'll ever fuck?? super kinky down for whatever. distant and loves u from afar. short attention spans! super fun when they're around the right people.
  • pisces: says extremely romantic things during sex. very emotional in whatever they do. can change emotions quickly. daydreamer. will love u in the most effortless way. love with them is walking on clouds
Okay but imagine the Kpop Drunk Mom Squad™ for a minute
  • Suho : my husband left me and I have to deal with eight children alone hELP
  • Jeonghan : Bro I have 11 sons it's been months since the last time I had sex dAMN IT
  • Jin : Dude at least your kids respect you, my kids rule over my life, I'm nice but one day I'll break and puNCH THEM
  • Jinyoung : Here, y'all deserve a shot
  • Jin : Gimme five I need it
  • Jeonghan : I don't need soju I just need my husband, some free time and a hotel room far away from all of them
  • Jinyoung : Shhhh just drink. Yeah go ahead finish this entire bottle it's fine, shhhh
  • Jin : Jinyoungie how you doing by the way?
  • Jinyoung : Bambam can't stop dabbing, Jackson defines Loud and Yugyeom is a brat honestly I just want to sleEP
  • Jeonghan : Why sleep when you have ALCOHOL
  • Suho : Tru come on y'all sloppy drunk bitches drinks are on me
  • Jin : Why does it always ends in alcohol with us tho
  • Jeonghan : shut up we're here to get wasted and complain
  • Jinyoung : just drink up bro don't ask questions

anonymous asked:

I know soldiers tend to get a lot of shit from certain crowds, being called murderers and monsters and things like that. (I can't remember if that sort of thing only really started after the Vietnam war or if it's always been that way) Do you think your Henry has endured that type of harassment before, and do you think, in the Toon AU, would Joey ever call him a killer or say that must have been what he wanted since he ran off to join the war?

Positively so.  At the very least, Joey would lob accusations like that at him, regardless of whether or not he truly believes them.  Something to hurt Henry the way he felt hurt by him going off to war.  O’course, Joey has devolved into an advanced state of sociopathy and has very little self-awareness at this point – he’s going BEYOND overboard.

As for other people saying that stuff to Henry, you’ve also gotta consider the situation in WWII: “right” and “wrong” in that war were far more clear-cut to popular society than were the sides in the Vietnam War (which, coincidentally, my own grandfather fought in!  I’m very proud of him and honored to be related to him – check out this link if you’re curious, cuz I’m basing certain traits of my version of Henry off him, especially the grumpiness!)

At any rate, the threat of the Nazi regime was far more palpable in American society at the time than was the threat of the communist regimes supporting North Vietnam, and in fact there was a push in the American populace to JOIN the war rather than ignore it – after all, many of the countries that fell victim to Hitler’s regime were American allies from WWI.  Certainly, there were plenty who viewed the American participation as monstrous and war-mongering, however that side of things wasn’t as loud as it would later be for the Vietnam War.  Henry’s pretty sturdy of mind, so he’d be able to brush most of it off, but… he does have his moments of weakness, especially if reminded of certain experiences in the war.

The Incredibles (2004 Film) : Sentence Starters
  • "'Greater good?' I am your wife/husband! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!"
  • "Where.Is.My.Super.Suit?"
  • "It will be bold! Dramatic!"
  • "No capes!"
  • "I didn't know the baby's powers so I covered the basics."
  • "The public is in danger!"
  • "_______ doesn't have any powers."
  • "Well, (s)he'll look fabulous anyway."
  • "We survived but we're dead!"
  • "This is a hobo suit, darling."
  • "I never look back, darling! It distracts from the now."
  • "And it can also withstand a temperature of over 1000 degrees."
  • "That's a new feature."
  • "Look at me when I'm talking to you, _______!"
  • "Stop right now, or you're fired!"
  • "Do not change the subject, _______! We're discussing your attitude!"
  • "No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again."
  • "You mean you killed off real heroes so that you could pretend to be one?"
  • "See? Now you respect me, because I'm a threat."
  • "Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You got me monologuing!"
  • "My God, you've gotten fat."
  • "Normal? What do you know about normal?"
  • "The only normal one is _______, and (s)he's not even toilet trained!"
  • "_______... this is the third time this year you've been sent to the office."
  • "Sometimes I just want it to stay saved!"
  • "Honey, you know why we can't do that."
  • "You always say 'Do your best', but you don't really mean it."
  • "The last thing you need is temptation."
  • "Pull-yourself-together!"
  • "I was wrong to treat you that way. I'm sorry..."
  • "Fight! Win!"
  • "Well, not every superhero has powers, you know."
  • "I work alone."
  • "I am your biggest fan."
  • "And your outfit is totally ridiculous!"
  • "We get there when we get there!"
  • "You can't count on anyone, especially your heroes."
  • "_______, it's great to see you, but I gotta tell you, I've got no idea what you're talking about."
  • "Yes, words are useless!"
  • "Yeah. No school like the old school."
  • "I'm always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me!"
  • "While what? I watch helplessly from the sidelines? I don't think so."
  • "I can't lose you again!"
  • "Your identity is your most valuable possession."
  • "They will kill you if you give them the chance."
  • "I hereby declare war on peace and happiness!"
  • "(S)He starts monologuing."
  • "Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter and he won't shut up!"
  • "Just like old times, huh _______?"
  • "Luck favors the prepared."
  • "(S)He puts thumbtacks on my stool."
  • "It's not my fault! _______ ran away and I knew I'd get blamed for it..."
  • "_______, you're making weird faces again."
  • "That was the best vacation ever!"
  • "I should have told you I was fired, I admit it. But I didn't want you to worry."
  • "To tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling."
  • "You gotta admit this is cool! Just like a movie!"
  • "Valuing life is not weakness."
  • "If you haven't noticed, _______, we're not doin' so hot either."
  • "Look, I performed a public service. You act like that's a bad thing."

anonymous asked:

Hey, Mira. I hope you're doing okay. If this request can maybe make you feel a little bit better, maybe nalu, college au? I've always thought it's a bad time. I don't know what you've been through, so I can't do much to help. I'm sorry. Take care

A/N: *hugs you* It’s all right; your well-wishes mean more to me than you know. I don’t want to bore people with my life too much anyway, heh, so don’t worry about it. So I might as well get to your request I am just the best procrastinator since I’m now only a couple semesters away from graduation! So things are getting better for me for sure, slowly but surely ;u; I hope you enjoy this; thanks for the request!

I’m sorry for the lateness (and possible rustiness ‘cause wow am I out of practice)! Baby steps. :’3


Natsu’s heart just about leapt right out of his chest when his phone suddenly buzzed out of nowhere in his back pocket. He did his best to calm his heart as he sat up and fished out his phone to check what it was—this shady spot under the trees in the campus park was just too easy to doze off at.

The first thing that caught his eye was the time—and he immediately blanched. Had it already been this long? He’d been so sure he had another half hour at the least…

He sighed and ruffled his matted salmon-pink hair, brushing out the bits of leaves and twigs that had gotten tangled in them when he’d laid down and fallen asleep there…again, before finally checking to see what notification he’d received.

It was a text from Lucy.

Hey, Natsu; I just finished class for the day! Where are you?

Natsu bit back a groan as his heart sunk a bit lower—he really had slept for way too long if Lucy had already finished her classes. What sort of excuse could he give her now? He had nothing!

He waited for another minute or so before he texted her back:

Eh, just at the usual spot, you know the one
I’ll wait for you

And he sat back and stared up at the tree branches while letting the light breeze tickle his cheeks until she arrived—which wasn’t long; he could hear her calling his name from a distance after only a couple more minutes.

“Hey, Natsu! I’m here!” Natsu raised his head and turned in the direction of her voice—the slender blonde was holding her schoolbooks under one arm and had slung her purse over her opposite shoulder, smiling and waving at him as she jogged over to meet him.

Natsu couldn’t help but smile to himself as she approached even in spite of the storm of tirades he knew would eventually come his way.

Damn it; she’s beautiful…

“Hey, Lucy,” he greeted her in return as she reached him, finally standing up and dusting himself off. “Doing good today?”

“Oh, yeah; today was good! I finished off the rest of my homework, and I’m free over the weekend!” She then smiled at him expectantly. “What about you? How did that presentation of yours go?”

Damn it; she just jumped straight for it without giving him any time to come up with a legitimate excuse. He exhaled sharply before rubbing the back of his neck, not meeting her gaze.

“I didn’t go,” he answered at last.

Lucy’s warm brown eyes widened. “You…didn’t go? W-wait a minute; you mean you skipped?

He stared down at his worn shoes now as he lowered his hand, still not looking up. “…Yeah.”

“But…Natsu, that presentation was worth thirty percent of your grade! Now you’re pretty much guaranteed to fail it!”

“I know.”

“Then why didn’t you—?”

I don’t know!” he finally snapped—he didn’t even need to look up to realize that she’d flinched back at his sharp retort. He sighed heavily, covering his face with his hands. “I just…I don’t know. I know it was an important assignment; I know passing this class was hinging on whether or not I aced that presentation. I know. I just…” His hands fell away from his face and he returned to staring up at the tree branches above them, the regret gnawing away at his chest. “I don’t know why I didn’t do it. I didn’t even have anything prepared, not even an ad-lib or an outline or even a fucking notecard. I honestly tried, but I couldn’t make myself care.” 

Natsu still wouldn’t look at her face, but he could hear the tender concern in Lucy’s tone as she murmured, “Natsu…”

And for some reason, that only aggravated him even more.

“I know I probably should care, but I just don’t. I don’t even get the point of this class; what does it even have to do with my major? At all? What even is the point when I’m not going to apply this in my daily life ever?” He paused and drew in a deep breath. “Fuck college. Fuck all of it and its stress-inducing and greedy money-grabbing ways. I wish I never applied. I never even wanted to.”

An uncomfortable silence hung in the air between the two as Natsu finished his rant, only being interrupted by the gentle rustling of the leaves above and the distant chatter of the campus students scattered about as they went about their business. It was a moment before either of them spoke.

“…Natsu?” Lucy said at last.

Natsu sighed, bracing himself for the incoming lecture. “Yeah; what?”

“Do you…want to grab some coffee before we go back to the dorms?”

He felt his eyebrows arch in surprise as he finally turned to look at her in full. She wasn’t going to yell at him?

“Wait…you’re not upset?”

“Well, of course I’m upset…upset that you didn’t tell me about any of this sooner.” She crossed her arms with a huff, puffing out her cheeks somewhat to make that oddly adorable indignant expression. “Aren’t we best friends? Best friends that agreed on the whole never keep secrets from each other thing? Seriously; what’s with you?”

Natsu was at a loss for words. His mouth just hung open in his astonishment. “Uh…I was…I just thought that you, um—”

Lucy stared at him for a moment before laughing and taking his hand. “C’mon, you idiot. You really need a dose of caffeine right about now.”

“Ah—hey, wait a minute—!” Natsu couldn’t get anything else out past that before Lucy began pulling him along toward the parking lot.

“We’re going to talk later—once we’re back at our dorm with our coffee!”

But I don’t even like coffee!!

  • anyone: why didn't you do the thing????
  • me internally: i have several pervasive disorders and illnesses keeping me from doing things i need and even want to do, and no matter how hard i try, something is always holding me back and i end up putting my energy into coping and just trying to see tomorrow. and while i could tell you exactly what it was, that would take energy i don't have and risk you having an adverse reaction and also i just can't
  • me externally: lol oops my bad i'll get right on that

anonymous asked:

It's the ED anon. I feel so down & really losing hope. I just want to be the carefree girl I was 10 yrs ago, anorexia stole my whole teenage yrs. I've had BMI of ~14.5 for so many years, been to hospital/therapy everything & I WANT to be healthy & gain weight but Im SO scared. Especially that things won't get better when I do. I'm still having ~1400 cal which is a lot but always weak & exhausted. I'm so scared Ally. I can't take responsibility Im always waiting for others to tell me what to do😔

Hey lovely

I’m so sorry to hear you’ve lost so much of your life to this illness. You deserve to be that happy, carefree girl again, and I know that you absolutely can.

The disorder is still currently taking up place in your brain. You are currently not capable of producing logical thought, because by nature it is a self-destructive parasite that quite literally is trying to kill you. 1400 calories is not anywhere near “too much” or even “enough”. Eating disorder recovery recommendations aren’t just given to make you gain weight - they are essential and non-negotiable if you want to actually heal your mind and the damage done internally. 

Since you mentioned you’re waiting for someone else to tell you what to do, I’m going to do just that. You have two options that you can choose from: 

Option 1: You can continue to starve yourself, feel sad, isolated, maybe go back in and out of hospital, never get to live the life you were born to and probably die from complications of the disease (eating disorders have the highest mortality rate of mental illnesses).

Option 2: You decide that starving yourself, living as a skeleton, being constantly exhausted and weak, harming your body and ruining your life are no longer worth it - you decide to fight. You realise that you have so much to live for, and you choose not to give up. You get to smile, laugh, enjoy food, fall in love, see the world, have children someday if you want them, and feel so at home in your own skin.

3000 calories is the minimum you should be eating if you are serious about getting better. Calories are units of energy, and without them, your body and mind literally cannot heal. That’s like trying to force a car to drive when it has no petrol/gas - it’s physically impossible.

Find a specialist you have a good relationship with and will help you get better. Ease your way up to 3000 and then go from there. @ti-bacio has mentioned many times that some days she needed up to 5000 calories to satiate her body. You have been putting your body through this for ~10 years, which is hundreds of thousands of calories that it has been deprived of over time that you need to help make up for now. Look into the Maudsley Method, so that your parents can help prepare food for you rather than you having to worry about it. Like you said, this will help take that responsibility out of your hands in the initial stages while your brain is desperately starved for nutrients. 

Unfollow EVERY single model, fitness account, food account or triggering person you have on social media. Replace them with people like ‘bodyposipanda’ and a diverse range of beautiful, inspiring humans.

Tell your family and friends that you want to get better. They will help keep you accountable and take that responsibility away.

Throw away old clothes that fit your sick body but are not going to help you thrive in your healthy, beautiful, thriving one.

Here are some more steps and tips that can help you:

The decision now is up to you. 

You decide which option you want to pick.

You didn’t decide to get sick but you have to decide to get better.

You have to choose recovery - even if it scares you.

You have to deliberately let go, and say goodbye to the sickness. 

Follow the steps, keep pushing when it gets hard, and you WILL make it

Sending you all of my love, I cannot wait for you to look back and be so glad that you chose to say yes to life xx