and the worst parent of the year award goes to

My thoughts on the Riverdale finale

* I knew the second Cheryl gave Veronica the Vixens she’d commit suicide. Anyone seen 13 reasons why? The first sign of suicide: Giving away things that you love

* I was ready to tear Archie into shreds but nope, came out he just wanted to be Veronica’s soul mate. You are, Archiekins

* Ronnie ships Bughead, guys

* I hate Hermione Lodge and Penelope Blossom. Worst parents of the year award goes to them

* On the other hand, FP wins best parent of the year award. He gave Jug Hot Dog and made sure he wasn’t alone. I want him out of jail NOW

* Have y'all seen how vulnerable Alice looked when she told Betty about her son? No makeup, no fancy clothes. Just her. I love her.

* I’m not the biggest fan of Ronnie but I like how she took care of Cheryl and tried to befriend Jug

* Josie is a good person. I like her. And looking at her parents, I understand why she’s a bitch sometimes

* I want Cheryl to leave her mom and move in with Ronnie. Then I want Ronnie to bitch slap her mom for being a heartless whore

* 10 bucks it was someone hired by the Sheriff or the mayor to hang that shit up on Betty’s locker

* Another 10 bucks it was someone hired by Hirem to kill Fred

* I need a gazillion gifs of that love reveal and another gazillion gifs of that make out session. I knew Jug wasn’t awkward during sex. He’s a fucking man

* Btw can I have a copy of Jug on my front door? He’s so fucking hot

* I like Varchie but tbh I screamed all the time to get back to Bughead. That shit was hot and I was surprised they’d go all the way THAT fast

* Btw Kudos to Betty for that speech. And of course the love of her life was the first one to applaud

* Betty stop worrying about Jug being a Serpent now. They proved time and time again that they’re loyal and good people. I mean, have you seen the kids laughing with Jug? They’re cool. Also, now you have a hot biker gang boyfriend who punches assholes who dishonor you (I’m jealous)

* Did anyone get a glimpse on Hot Dog? He looked like a Lab or a Goldie but FINALLY HOT DOG

* I need Archie’s song as MP3

Summary: TOO MANY FEELINGS I WON’T SURVIVE THE HIATUS UNTIL SEASON 2!

Did I mention Jughead Jones was so fucking hot this episode?

  • Pan: Hey son
  • Pan: You know how I kinda abandon you
  • Pan: Then visited you to taunt you and threaten to take away your son
  • Pan: Then kept your son prisoner on Neverland for 300 years
  • Pan: Then kidnapped your grandson
  • Pan: Then kidnapped your son again
  • Pan: Then attempted to kill your grandson
  • Pan: Then trapped you in Pandora's box
  • Pan: Then tried to kill your grandson again only to switch bodies with him, trapping him in Pandora's box
  • Pan: Then nearly enslaved everyone and was about to kill your girlfriend and son
  • Pan: Then forcing you to die in order to save everyone, leading to your son reviving you leading you to die
  • Pan: say
  • Pan: Would you mind betraying your friends to get me out of the Underworld and we can be a family again?
  • Rumple:
  • Rumple:
  • Rumple: wtf dad give me my cup