and the woman who plays jane

Very Important PSA

So, it hasn’t even been a week, and I’m already seeing “Black Panther’s race doesn’t matter, we’re all human” shit. And you know what? I ain’t here for that shit. Tell, MCU fandon:

Where was “We’re all human” when ya’ll were erasing Rhodey and calling him “Rodney?” 

Where was “We’re all human” when ya’ll were blatantly mischaracterizing Nick Fury, making fun of his disability, and saying “He curses too much”?

Where was “We’re all human” when ya’ll convinced yourselves that Sam Wilson was actually a secret HYDRA agent? Where was “We’re all human” when ya’ll turned Sam Wilson into the Avengers’ personal house Negro? 

Where was “We’re all human” when ya’ll turned Heimdall into “The human telescope”? 

Where was “We’re all human” when ya’ll ignored Gabe Jones?

Where the fuck was “We’re all human” when ya’ll erased Mike Peterson’s son, Ace, and then said Mike would be used as a vehicle for Ward’s redemption?

Where the fuck was “We’re all human” when Trip died?

Where the fuck was “We’re all human” when ya’ll were demonizing Jason Wilkes for being Peggy Carter’s love interest? 

Where was “We’re all human” when Ben Urich was murdered in a graphic, dehumanizing way on Daredevil?

Where was “We’re all human” when Will Simpson  Oscar Clemons was burned alive on Jessica Jones?

Where was “We’re all human” when Jessica weaponized her white womanhood and pushed Malcolm Ducasse into a crowded room full of white people and said “He lunged at me”?

Where was “We’re all human” when Malcolm was expected to do massive amounts of emotional labor for white people who treated him like shit? With no reciprocity? 

Where was “We’re all human” when Luke Cage was being abused by Jessica?

Where was “We’re all human” when the MCU fandom decided to make Luke Cage their white fave’s bartender, and resident expert on superhuman sex? 

Where was “We’re all human” when Tessa Thompson was casted as Valkyrie, and confirmed to be Thor’s new love interest, and the entire Thor fandom attacked the character saying “Why does she need a love interest? She’d be better off alone” Even though the “Strong Black Woman Who Don’t Need No Man” has roots in dehumanizing Black women. 

Where was “We’re all human” when Zendaya was rumored to be playing Mary Jane?

Where was “We’re all human” when people were campaigning for a Miles Morales movie and the MCU Klandom rose up and said “Well, Peter’s just more iconic”?

Where was “We’re all human” when the MCU fandom was blantantly hating on Claire Temple? Where the fuck was “We’re all human” when the MCU klandom was dead set against Claire as a love interest for Matt? 

Where was “We’re all human” when the MCU fandom was demonizing T’challa for trying to find out who killed his father? 

Where was “We’re all human” Mordo came onto the scene, and ya’ll ignored him while ALSO swearing that you all LOVE “Complicated villainous/gray characters”?

But now that Black fans have Black Panther,  a character and a world that celebrates us,  suddenly its “We’re all human”? Suddenly it’s “AllHeroesMatter”? Suddenly its “You Black fans are the reason no one wants to use the Black characters”? 

Ya’ll can miss me with that bullshit, cuz I ain’t havin’ it. Did ya’ll think we just forgot about all that bullshit? We’ve been dealing with your bullshit for years now, and we’ve got the receipts. So no. Black People are gonna have our moment. We’re gonna have our movie, and the rest of ya’ll can stay the fuck out of our tags. 

Fun Fact: 

In 2013 Marvel hired Patty Jenkins to direct Thor 2: The Dark World, a move that was helmed and heavily supported by actress Natalie Portman, who played scientist and Thor’s love interest, Dr. Jane Foster. 

Long story short: they fired Jenkins very quickly. While both camps said the decision was amicable and mutual, a source said that Marvel feared that Jenkins lacked “clarity”, which was an interesting notion considering there was not yet a script. Natalie Portman was reportedly furious with the move, and its rumored to be one of many reasons why she did not reprise her role for the third movie. Marvel ended up going with director Alan Taylor. 

Thankfully, a few years later Patty Jenkins was brought on to direct Wonder Woman and god she did a masterful job and I hope Marvel is crying in the corner and Natalie Portman is smug as shit. 

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On playing LGBT characters
  • Interviewer: tell us a bit about your character.
  • Actress: oh I play a brilliant lesbian surgeon who is just getting into a new relationship with a beautiful and strong woman.
  • Interviewer: ohhhhh, I'm so sorry for you.
  • Actress: pardon me?
  • Interviewer: I didn't realize you were going to die on the show
  • Actress: I didn't say that.
  • Interviewer: yeh, yeh you did.
  • Actress: No. I said I was playing a lesbian character
  • Interviewer: ...
  • Actress: .... oh

friend: hey, what’s up

me: Nick never loved me. He loved a girl who doesn’t exist. A girl I was pretending to be. The Cool Girl. Men always use that as the defining compliment, right? She’s a cool girl. Being Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker and dirty jokes, who plays videogames and chugs beer, loves threesomes and anal sex and jams chilidogs into my mouth like I’m hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang-bang –while remaining a size 2, because cool girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool girls never get angry at their men, they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner. Go ahead! Shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the cool girl. I waited patiently-years-for the pendulum to swing the other way, for men to start reading Jane Austen, organize scrapbook parties, and make out with each other while we leer. And then we’d say, yeah, he’s a cool guy. Instead, women across the nation colluded in our degradation! Pretty soon every girl was Cool Girl, and if you weren’t, then there was something wrong with you.But it’s tempting, to be Cool Girl. For someone like me, who likes to win, it’s tempting to be the girl every guy wants.When I met Nick I knew that’s what he wanted. For him, I was willing to try. I couldn’t have been Cool Girl with anyone else. I wouldn’t have wanted to. Nick teased things out in me I didn’t know existed: A lightness, a humor, an ease. And I made him smarter, sharper. I forced him to rise to my level. I was happier for those few years, pretending to be someone else, than I ever have been before or after. But then it had to stop, because it wasn’t me! I hated Nick for being surprised when I became me. He couldn’t believe I didn’t love wax-stripping my pussy raw and blowing him on request. That my fantasy baseball team was not a labor of love. It had to stop. Committing to Nick, feeling safe with Nick, being happy with Nick, made me realize that there was a Real Amy in there, and she was so much better, more interesting and complicated and challenging, than Cool Girl. But Nick wanted Cool Girl anyway. Can you imagine, finally showing your true self to your soulmate, and having him not like you? 

Changes in the Wind ~ Chapter One

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Prologue  

Summary: Y/N L/N has just gotten her big break into the world of acting with an Oscar nominated role in a hit new movie. Everything is looking up for Hollywood’s newest favorite as she lands an audition for a movie, reading with the Sam Winchester. Unfortunately for Sam, first impressions can be tough, especially with an older brother newly checked into rehab clouding your thoughts… Though Sam is mesmerized instantly by Y/N’s talent and personality, she is left to believe he’s a stuck up, rich actor with a superiority complex. Sam is determined to work with her, and decides he has to mend things between them at the upcoming Academy Awards. Will he succeed in winning her over?


Y/N walked purposefully down the studio hallway, bag over her shoulder and phone in hand. Her heart was pounding in anticipation.

“So it’s basically a Jane Austen adaptation?” Katie asked through the phone.

“Well, no. That would have been the only other thing to make me want to do this movie even more. It is a period romance though. I would be playing the heroine, a woman in the mid 1800s who moves from the south to New York and wants to be a journalist.”

“Let me guess, Sam Winchester is set to play your romantic interest?” Katie says with a teasing tone.

“Exactly. He’s the handsome editor of the paper she works for. I can’t believe they asked for me specifically for this part…well, I can’t believe we’re going to the Oscars next week either, but-” Y/N rambled, still struggling to grasp the idea of her newfound fame.

“I can. I am fully willing to say that I wrote a damn good movie, and you were amazing in it.” Katie assured.

Y/N took a deep breath, “Thanks Katie, you keep me sane.”

“Don’t I know it. Now go get ‘em! Oh, and try not to drool too much over Sam, yeah?”

“I’m hanging up now!” Y/N giggled, hanging up as an official looking woman came to greet her. The woman wore an ID badge that said ‘Ellen Harvelle.’ She fixed Y/N with a smile and shook her hand.

“It’s lovely to meet you, Ms. L/N. I’m Ellen Harvelle, executive producer on the film. I’ve spoken with your agent, Charlie, over the phone. We’re very excited at the possibility of you joining the project.” The older woman smiled.

“Please, just call me Y/N. I’m so excited at the opportunity. I was a little overwhelmed by the scripts I was sent while we were doing press for Whirlwind, but this one really caught my eye. I’ve been a sucker for period romances since I was in high school.” She said, earnestly.

“You and me both,” Ellen chuckled, “Now, if you’ll follow me, we’ll be doing the audition and screen test through here.”

Y/N followed Ellen, smoothing her skirt and making sure her simple blouse was tucked in, trying to ensure the best impression possible. The room wasn’t too crowded, and Ellen took Y/N around, introducing her to everyone. The director was a funny and very friendly man named Gabriel Novak who put Y/N instantly at ease.

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anonymous asked:

Can you recommend some period film and TV shows to watch and ur fave ones sorry if u get this often

Of course! Here are our favorites:

TV
- North and South (2004): North and South is a four part adaptation of Elizabeth Gaskell’s love story of Margaret Hale, a middle class southerner who is forced to move to the northern town of Milton.
- Emma (2009): Based on Jane Austen’s novel of the same name.
- Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries (2012): Our female sleuth sashays through the back lanes and jazz clubs of late 1920s Melbourne, fighting injustice with her pearl-handled pistol and her dagger-sharp wit.

FILM
- Pride and Prejudice (2005): based on Jane Austen’s novel of the same name
- Sense and Sensibility (1995): based on Jane Austen’s novel of the same name
- Northanger Abbey (2007): based on Jane Austen’s novel of the same name
- Mansfield Park (1999): based on Jane Austen’s novel of the same name
- Jane Eyre (2011): based on Charlotte Brontë’s novel of the same name
- Belle (2013): The mixed race daughter of a Royal Navy Admiral is raised by her aristocratic great-uncle in 18th century England.
- Shakespeare in Love (1998): A young Shakespeare, out of ideas and short of cash, meets his ideal woman and is inspired to write one of his most famous plays.
- The Duchess (2008): A chronicle of the life of 18th century aristocrat Georgiana, Duchess of Devonshire, who was reviled for her extravagant political and personal life.
- The Young Victoria (2009): A dramatization of the turbulent first years of Queen Victoria’s rule, and her enduring romance with Prince Albert.
- Bright Star (2009): The three-year romance between 19th-century poet John Keats and Fanny Brawne near the end of his life.

I’m sure there are some I’m forgetting, but hopefully this will be enough to occupy you for now! Thanks for asking!

Character: Clara Oswald
From: Doctor Who
Representation: LGBTQIA+ 

Their importance: Clara is a fairly ordinary person who loves both men and women. Throughout Series 8 she dates her co-worker Danny, and when he dies she claims that she’ll never say “I love you” again. But in Series 9 it’s revealed that thanks to time-travel she’s met and dated the writer Jane Austen, whom Clara refers to as “a phenomenal kisser”, and she tells a friend that “Sometimes Jane Austen and I prank each other. She is the worst. I love her! Take that how you like.” Her very last scene in the show sees her, now immortal, stepping into a new TARDIS with another immortal woman, Ashildr, as her companion.

There’s also a deleted (never made it past the script stage) scene where Clara’s stepmother is seen to have homophobic views which Clara argues against, a thing which makes her want to “scream to God for a merciful death”.

Issues: Clara’s relationship with Jane Austen is only retold by her to other characters, not seen. Also, while it’s common belief that Clara is bisexual, neither she nor anyone else actually uses the word ‘bisexual’. When asked if Clara was bi, Jenna Coleman (who plays Clara) said “it’s open to interpretation” and never confirmed Clara’s sexuality (whether it be pan, polysexual, bi, or another label).  

Thanks to @sarah531 for the write up! 

anonymous asked:

I've been recommended pride and prejudice and came to think of it when I checked your tumblr. Mind telling me why it's such an important book?

Omg SO Pride and Prejudice is important for so many reasons:

-It’s a brilliant social commentary on class relations in england that is still salient today.

-written by a woman during the late 18th century. it’s not that women didnt write, but it was popular during its time and in the regency period and basically the fact that a novel written by a women changed an entire genre plus the way we perceive that genre is v cool

-romance!!! from a womans perspective!! austen and others like her set the stage for romance novels written by women for women

-the actual plot and the dynamic between the hero and heroine has just permeated our entire culture.

-like the enemies to lovers trope??? thats done by austen in pride and prejudice. and the way she does it is just…one of the most recognizable plot lines in literature, especially if you read a lot of romance. 

-seriously this plot line has had enormous influence on romance writers, and it’s a plot line that is constantly being reworked and rewritten and played with

-like for the romance genre i would say pride and prejudice is a trope in itself. but one that NEVER GETS OLD. 

-the intellectual, slightly plain, witty sarcastic heroine??? Thats elizabeth bennett!! and so many heroines since have been based on her and pulled from her character.

-and elizabeths entire family and social circle is just! so on point! Austen throws shade at everyone in england in this book it’s amazing.

-and darcy??? let me tell you a thing about darcy and how he has just given us *so many* of the stoic, yet snarky, but kind and gentle heroes we love today. I mean he just….is the starting point for the man who seems to hate the woman he’s in love with.

-he’s also wealthy af

-he keeps being played by colin firth

-him and his 10,000 a year (and half of derbyshire as well) are my perfect man tbh 

-caroline bingley is a queen

-MRS. BENNETT SLAYS ME 

-elizabeth’s sisters, aside from jane, are all hot messes

-george wickham is the og scoundrel who passes himself off as nice in a ploy to win our heroine’s heart and turn her against our shy, gentle, and somewhat assholic hero

-mr. collins is just…mr. fucking collins. never has there been a more pathetic and hilariously odious character in all of literature

-did i mention that mr. darcy has 10k a year and a large estate 

-did I mention how well this novel tackles issues of class and how they intersect with a woman’s choice in life, and how it also discusses the realities of making a love match in regency england and how much of a…struggle that is just because of how people communicated with one another

-Finally, I will leave you with this quote, the most epic burn ever uttered by a character in any novel: “ From the very beginning — from the first moment, I may almost say — of my acquaintance with you, your manners, impressing me with the fullest belief of your arrogance, your conceit, and your selfish disdain of the feelings of others, were such as to form that groundwork of disapprobation on which succeeding events have built so immoveable a dislike; and I had not known you a month before I felt that you were the last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed on to marry”

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It had been two months since your family visited. Two whole months. Which meant it had been six months now you’d been living with the Volturi and exactly three months since you’d realised you were falling for Caius. 44 days exactly since you’d realised you were way past falling now and actually head over heels for the perpetually angry vampire. Who you had yet to admit these feelings too. It was a complex situation. 

Felix, Jane, Alec and Demetri were all constantly offering up suggestions as to how to do it, they’d even told you to ‘just do it already’ a couple of times recently, it was probably fair to say they were irritated by your dithering. 

Hell you were pretty sure the whole castle was irritated by your dithering. Even Marcus had taken to following you around and suggesting ways of letting Caius know you loved him recently. It was an odd situation to say the least. Especially how animated Marcus got about it all. Aro for his part, just watched you like you were his favourite soap opera. You weren’t sure which was worse. 

So, your indecision and abstract worry was the reason you were wandering the castle while the vampires fed in a very dangerous manner considering the closeness of the reception to the throne room. Then again, the damn receptionist wasn’t dead yet so it wasn’t like they often slipped up. 

Muttering under your breath was a thing you did a lot of recently but you were always extra careful to keep your mouth shut around the receptionist. She was a vindictive, spiteful little human. You of course hadn’t said anything to anyone about her treatment of you, her being a meany shouldn’t equal a death sentence but still… you made sure not to give her ammunition. So you were extra surprised to find your guard had slipped when she started speaking. Loudly. 

“HA! What a ridiculous worry. Why you would even bother is beyond me. Pathetic is what it is.” She flipped her hair over her shoulder with a sniff. 

The secretary was everything beautiful seemed to be in the magazines. She had perfect hair, perfect nails, blemish free tanned skin, long legs, a decent bust and she was the size of a twig. 

You on the other hand. You had hair that wouldn’t do as it was told, nails bitten down to almost nothing, you got blemishes and dry patches and oily patches like no ones business although currently your skin was at the very least blemish free, you had (pale/dark/olive - basically insert appropriate word) skin…very (pale/dark/olive- basically insert appropriate word) skin, legs of a normal length not real long but not stubby either, a bust which was a little out of proportion for your frame and you had curves. You weren’t toned the way she was.

Basically the receptionist was stunning. The type of woman who, if turned into a vampire might actually give your mother a run for her money. Except she was cruel, bitchy, hurtful and basically a complete shit of a person. 

Yet being the glutton for punishment you are… you asked. “What’s pathetic exactly?” 

“You are. Thinking you could possibly mean anything to anyone here. To Alec, Demetri, Felix, Jane…Caius.” 

You gulped, her words stopping your pacing dead. 

“Oh of course they play a good game, pretend well, but really you’re nothing. Just a way to get back at your family. Change you, love you, pah! Caius will kill you. He’s planning it and they all know. You’re just falling for the game.” 

You were angry at yourself that you doubted your friends, doubted Caius, but you did and because you did, you just couldn’t walk away. “That’s not true.” You insisted voice quivering slightly. 

“Sei una grandissima zoccola.” She replied a haughty tone to her voice. “You think sleeping with him will get you anywhere, psh please, you are living on borrowed time. I suppose this only makes his killing you more sweet.” 

“You’re wrong.” You insisted close to tears. Although your Italian wasn’t yet good enough to work out exactly what she’d said and she knew it.    

“I am not and you know it. Otherwise my words would not bother you. Face it you are nothing but a  miserabili pezzi di merda.” She spat. 

“Chiudi il becco.” Your voice quavered on the Italian ‘shut up’ as you tried really hard not to let the tears fall.

“Aww, how sad, the baby is going to cry. Surprise, surprise and she wonders why Caius could never love her.” 

To your utter shame, you did cry. You began to cry and then, then you ran. You ran through the castle back up the stairs and twisting corridors until you reached your room and threw yourself onto the bed. Only pausing to lock the door behind you. 

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You must have cried for hours, hours upon hours perhaps and yet your sobbing was still just as loud and terrible and painful as it had been when it started, so Caius hearing you as he returned was really not a surprise. 

“Y/N?” Caius called. You heard him try the handle of the door and heard the loud growl when he found it locked. “Y/N, open the door amore mio.” 

At his words you just sobbed harder. Caius left, you heard his footsteps retreat and you cried even more earnestly until you heard more footsteps return followed by a loud crash. Of course Caius had never been known for his patience. So of course he had broken the door down. 

You briefly wondered why you’d even locked it in the first place, which of course, only brought your conversation back full force. 

“Amore mio, what is the matter?” Caius asked, pulling you into his arms, practically draping you across his lap as he gestured at the doorway, presumably telling whoever was there to go away. 

“I -I-I-” You couldn’t choke down your sobs as you clutched him rather pathetically. 

“You must speak to me angelo mio or I cannot help.” 

“You-I-” Your tongue was having issues wrapping itself around the words but you did eventually get them out. “I love you and-and you-you hate me-you couldn’t-you don’t- going to kill me.” 

“What?!” Caius whipped you up so fast it gave you a head rush, he held tightly to your arms as you frantically tried to wipe away some of your tears knowing what a mess you must look. “What do you mean I hate you? I’m going to kill you? Where have you got such ideas?!” 

“The secretary. She-she said you hate me. She called me things in Italian that I don’t understand and she said you’re going to kill me, it’s all a game and you could never love me, it’s just to get at my family. And- And I love you and I’m pathetic for it because you- you don’t love me.” 

“Y/N listen to me!” Caius shook you slightly in his anger. “I love you. No, don’t look away, listen! Whatever that vapid bitch has said I love you. You are everything to me. My mate. Mine. I will not kill you. I will not harm you. No one shall. I love you. To think you love me too is astounding. I am so happy amore mio. So happy. This should be a happy moment, a special moment. I was begining to think you could never return my feelings and yet you love me. And I am so very undeserving of that. I am selfish and cruel though so I will accept your love and cherish it, otherwise I would send you to find a more worthy partner but you are mine. I love you. I cannot believe you love me too, I had all but given up hope, you must listen to me angelo mio, you are the only thing worth anything to me. You understand. I care for nothing but you, not my power, position, possessions nothing, not even my own life. Only you and your happiness. I love you amore mio, more than anything I love you.” 

You had stopped crying during Caius’s talk seeing the sincerity in his eyes. With pure wonderment you placed a hand against his face. “I don’t deserve you Caius, but I love you just the same. I’m so sorry. I should have told you before. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry, I’ve ruined this moment, I’m so- so very sorry.” 

Caius allowed a weak smile to tug at his lips. “You have ruined nothing amore mio. Nothing. It is I who does not deserve you. I should have made my feelings more obvious… I love you.” He crushed you into his stone hard chest and set his chin on top of your head. 

“Alec.” He called quietly. “Felix, Demetri, Jane.” 

You heard quick footsteps and presumed they were the vampires that had accompanied him back. 

“The secretary. Take her. Find out exactly what she said to Y/N today. Exactly what she has said to Y/N before and then make her pay for it. Torture her. I want her to beg for death.” 

You turned your head just enough to see the vengeful smiles on your friends faces and briefly wondered how you could have ever doubted their friendship. 

“Then when she is begging for death, leave her and report back to me on your progress. I and only I will have the privilege of killing her. Is that understood?” 

You shivered, for the first time in months remembering why Caius had such an awful reputation. Remembering how on your very first day here he’d assured you every terrible thing you’d heard of him was true. Assured you he’d likely done even worse. 

“Yes Master.” The four Volturi guards left grinning. 

Caius pulled back slightly tilting his head down to look at you. “Now where were we my love?” 

“I love you.” You replied, a watery smile on your face. 

“Ah yes.” Caius grinned. “And I you.” 

With that he drew you into the most passionate, adoring, love-filled kiss of your life. All soft lips and gentle tongues. A languid pace, for you had all the time in the world to fully appreciate each other, but only right now for this particular kiss. Caius Volturi was an enigma alright, but he was your enigma and you loved him. 

God, you loved him.

Stories About Our Sexual Adventures 3

After our first night together, we couldn’t keep our hands off each other. Our first time together having sex was great, we just felt perfect in each other. The next couple of months we took every chance we got exploring each other. Jane and I are very sexual people and had our first sexual experience at a very young age. This does not mean we had sex at a very young age, but rather we were involved in some form of sexual act, mostly oral with the opposite sex at a young age. I am a very curious guy and I like to know the sexual history of the people I have sex with on a regular basis. It’s not because of jealousy or anything from that regard, but rather from an erotic and a turn on perspective. I think this concept was difficult for Jane to understand early on and she was more of the opinion that I would be a jealous boyfriend. It took a lot of reassurance from my side, and the fact that she saw that when she told me about her experiences and how much fun she had sucking guys, swallowing cum and fucking turned me on, she opened up even more.

I had been with girls since the 8th grade. My neighbor was this horny girl three years older than I was and she was my introduction to women. Just a year before, I was introduced to porn by a friend of mine, and back in the day, it was on the VCR. It was then that I tried masturbation as an imitation I had seen on the video and, boy did it feel good. Jane on the other hand had accidentally stumbled on porn on cable, pretty much a fuzzy image and that was the first time she watched porn and incidentally, it was lesbian porn. She would later tell me that lesbian porn was the porn that she loved to watch and it was after watching that porn, she first had an orgasm masturbating and that was the best feeling she had ever had. Needless to say, she would finger herself at least twice a day when she first started masturbating at the age of 12 and even now, she vibrates at least once a day and we still have sex 5-6 times a week. A vibrator was my Christmas gift to her, since her battery powered vibrator conked out and she loves her new toy. She is not one of those women who likes a dildo and surprisingly has never owned one. Jane’s first experience with a guy was when she was 15. She said that her parents would go grocery shopping every weekend on the clock, and that is when she would have her boyfriend over. A high school jock she dated back in the day. They would go up to her room and she would lay on her bed watching the glow stars on the ceiling with her legs spread wide for her guy to eat her out. After he would make her cum, she would suck him till he came and would love to swallow every drop. She said the first time she ever saw a cock, she was nervous about doing a good job. She said he was the first cum she ever tasted and she loved the taste of cum and always has swallowed. According to her, she could not understand why women would not swallow. I’m good with that.

My favorite story was about a exchange student she had from south America who she snuck home one afternoon when her parents were not around. She had him in the kitchen, where she unzipped his pants and pulled down his shorts and his cock sprung out. She instinctively took his cock in her mouth and blew him till he came and swallowed every drop. She did this on her knees in her kitchen. I got a hard on just writing about thatÉ.lol

I have been bi since I was 18 and once I had moved out of my parent’s house, I had more freedom to explore my sexuality. I had some experiences with couples, some of which were bi male couples. So you could say that I have been in the swing lifestyle as a single guy for a while. Jane on the other hand has played with guys but never explored with women till she met me. Neither had she been with more than one guy at a time. I was surprised about all of that, about not having played with, or at least experimented with another girl since this was someone who masturbated to lesbian porn, nor having been with more than one guy or another couple. She did eventually tell me about a married guy she had an affair with in college and that he and I have been the best fuck she has ever had. He played around with her a lot and I was surprised that he never tried to have her with another woman. Knowing what I know now, Jane would have for sure gone for anything back then.

One weekend Jane was over at my place and we were in my bedroom fooling around. We enjoy long foreplay before we go on to sex. I was going down on her eating her out and after making her cum a few times, she needed a break, so I had settled into playing with her pussy with my tongue and eating her cum dripping out of her pussy and leaving her clit alone. By then we were going on for about 5 months so I thought I would try something new and rim her ass. She had her legs bent at the hips and knees and this provided access to her ass. I gently spread her ass and stuck my tongue out and slowly began rimming her ass to watch her reaction. She did not stop me, but instead began to moan. I took the cue and started to circle her hole, stroking the center with my tongue and fucking her ass with my tongue. With each passing stroke the moans grew louder. :“She likes this” I thought to my self and I got bold. I got up and sat in front of her and looked her straight in the eye. She looked right back at me, and I didn’t say anything. She had a “fuck me now” look on her face. So I took my index finger stuck it in her pussy and felt her wetness. I took it out and rubbed all her cum around her ass and then slowly put my finger in her ass. She didn’t say a word, instead closed her eyes, arched her back and moaned. I put my finger in all the way and slowly fucked her with my fingerÉ. In and out I went. Holy shit! She enjoys thisÉ.. I had a big smile on my face! Not all woman love it and I was so glad to have found someone who does. Could this relationship get anymore perfect for me!

I continued fucking her with my finger and the moans grew more and more loud. Back then, I lived in a attached town home and Jane is a real screamer. For me to get her quiet while cumming means putting a pillow over her face and I always wondered if any of my neighbors ever heard her moan. As I continued finger fucking her ass, I could feel her pussy getting wetter and the cum dripping down from her pussy on to my finger providing for good lubrication to fuck her ass. I positioned my self on my knees and with my left hand I began rubbing her clit after I had wet my fingers in her pussy. I could feel an orgasm building up in her. Slowly the waves built up and she came again. Just before she came she started saying my name “oh Dan, oh Dan” over and over again till she started spasing in waves and moaning louder with each wave till she couldn’t take it any more and slapped my hand off her clit and wrapped her legs tightly around my other hand so that I couldn’t fuck her ass with my finger anymore. I took the cue and slowly withdrew my finger out of her ass. Slowly I went forward on my knees and began to suck on her hard nipples one at a time. She caught my head and pulled me up to her head and we kissed passionately. “This is the first time you have used my name when you came” I said to her, She smiled and said “I have said out your name before too, when you eat me out. I don’t think you hear me because I have my legs wrapped around your head”. Right she was, Jane would do this thing when she is about to cum and if she wants me to suck her clit harder than I already am, so that she can cum harder. She wraps her legs around my head pushing me into her pussy. I take a hint and that is when I start eating me aggressively and oh boy does she cum then!

After this, I wanted to fuck her in the ass, I wanted to feel her real bad. After we kissed, I whispered in her ear, “Can I fuck you in the ass”. She looked in my eyes, and said, “ok, but please be gentle”. “I will” I replied. With that I went back down put my clean finger in her pussy and with all that cum, moved to her ass to lube it up with her own juices. Now, I never really understood why people use lube during anal, it really defeats the purpose. All those artificial lube make it so slimy that the feeling is not the same. I’m glad Jane didn’t say anything about lube then. So after I had lubed up her ass with her cum, I put my dick in her pussy to get it nice and wet and then slowly put in her ass watching her face the entire time. She had her eyes closed and winced initially. Once my head was passed the sphincter, her face was calm and she opened her eyes staring at me. I slowly pushed my dick in her ass all the way as I watched her eyes roll to the back of her lead and let out a loud moan. Now I have had anal before, and most of the time, especially with someone who is new to it, the tendency is to clamp down, which in turn, ends up hurting more and a negative experience trying anal. With Jane, it was different. She knew exactly what to do, or rather did all the right things and reacted the right way, taking my cock in her ass all the way. “She has done it before” I thought to my self, and although I did not know it at the time, the married guy she had an affair with, was also the one who had introduced her to anal for the first time. Although I didn’t think he did much because when she told me about her first anal, she said, “While he was fucking me, he looked at me and said, you are not suppose to enjoy it so much”. Right then I knew I had a winner!!!

I started off slow, and as she got accustomed to it I picked up the pace fucking her in the ass for my first time with her. Her legs initially bent at the hips and knees were then bent only at her hips and straight at the knees and over my right shoulder as I fucked her harder and harder. She was enjoying this, her eyes wide open staring at me and moaning loud with ever stroke of my cock deep inside her. With this position I don’t think I was going in as much as she wanted me to since because of her legs I could not get in all the way. Why do I say this? Because the next thing she did was not only spread her legs wide, but pulled her legs up towards her with her hands as much as she could. This gave me unrestricted access to her ass and I fucked her as hard as I could and with each stoke burying my shaft all the way in her ass. As I was fucking her, I saw the tell tale signs of an orgasm coming on and soon enough she cameÉ..hard! I have fucked people, both girls and guys in the ass before and I had yet to see anyone cum with just being fucked in the ass without any genital stimulation. Watching her turned me on so much that I came in her ass. Both of us exhausted, I just dropped on her and we just lay there for a while with my dick in her ass. She just hugged me and we were both breathing hard for some time. We washed up and then went out for dinner. Since then I have been able to also make her cum by just licking her ass (I am not making this one up).

While we were out at dinner, I asked her “Have you ever been fucked in the ass and the pussy at the same time” No she said, “I have never been more than one guy at a time” she replied. Hmmm, I thought to my self. I have always had a wild imagination so I thought of ordering a dildo strap on so I could DP her. I told her my idea and she was intrigued. “That settles it” I said, I’m ordering a dildo! We talked more about fantasies. She said that with the married guy, they once had sex in central park in the open with her leaned up against a tree. She was wearing a skirt then and he simply pulled it over her ass fucking her pussy from behind. Despite having cum twice already just moments ago, I got hard instantly. “Go on” I said, she hesitated for a minute and said, once he (the married guy) fingered me on a crowded subway. “As he was doing that, I noticed that a man across the train compartment had realized what was going on and was watching me and rubbing his crotch” She said. Did you stop then? I asked, “no” she said, “ I was giggling and in a few minutes I came”. “I looked over at him and that man was still stroking his crotch, so I put my hand down my guys pants and started stroking him till he came”. That was the hottest thing I had heard her say till then. So you like to be watched? I asked. She blushed and said “Yeah”. Hmmmm, you are kinky Jane, I love it! I said. “Would you like to try that again” I asked. “How are we going to do that” She said. Well I’m sure we could find another couple who would be interested in having a watch and be watched session with us? “Ok, I’m willing to try, but I don’t want to play with anyone else”. I wanted to get her into swinging, since I have had such a great time doing that as a single guy. Knowing what I knew about her so far, I knew she would enjoy it as well. The only stopper was that in her mind, I was just looking to fuck around and she was looking for a relationship. By then, I loved this woman, and it would be not long before I said that to her and she said it back. So I never look at it the way that she did, and in my mind, I was secure in our relationship, enough to try swinging with strangers. It would take a while before Jane and I were in the same page regarding swinging and would eventually try full swap.

Two weeks later after that dinner, the dildo arrived and that night, I had Jane over to try it. I put the strap on over my dick, and it looked kinda strange. She laughed, and she was right, looking in the mirror, I did look like a freak. I turned my head towards her and said “The longer you laugh, the harder I will fuck you”. She stopped and instantly said “Hmmmmmmm, I like the sound of that”. And with that I fucked her with my dick in her ass and the dildo in her pussy. She loved every bit of it. “May be we should try it with two real dick sometime” I said. She smiled and said, “No one gets to fuck my ass but you”. I smiled and kissed her passionately. In my mind, I wished she knew I was bi and that after we were done fucking her that she would put the strap on and fuck me in the ass with it. It had been a while since I had been fucked in the ass, since most of the guys in a couple were what they called themselves “Orally bi” whatever that meant. It had been so long that I had a cock in me and was able to ride it and take it deep in my ass. Oh well, I thought, that would have to wait.

We joined a couple of swinger websites in search for a couple into just being watched and watching us. As we found out, most couples in the lifestyle prefer full swap and we had no takers for a while. After weeks of searching, we found a couple who were full swap, but were interested in helping us take our “first step”. I checked with Jane to make sure she found them attractive as well and she said ok. So I went ahead and set a date of the four of us to meet for dinner at a local bar. I was nervous and so was Jane. She chugged a couple of glasses of wine before we left. She was dressed so simple but sexy. I wanted to fuck her in the care on our way there. We made in to the bar on time and before I got out, leaned over and kissed her and said, “I love you” She smiled at me and said “I love you too” and we stepped in. A waitress walked towards us and said “Two”? and we said, no we’ll be four of us, looking around the bar to see if we could find Mike and Kim. I was glad we had exchanged pics and I saw a hand up in the corner, it was Mike. So I said to the waitress, “I see our friends” and we made way towards them. Jane of course pushed me ahead of her So that I could be the first one. We walked up to them and they both stood up. We introduced ourselves and shook hands. I got a kiss on the cheek by Kim, kinda European I thought to my self as she hugged and kissed Jane. Mike did the same to Jane as well. We sat down, ordered our drinks and food and talked. Turns out that Mike and Kim had been in the lifestyle for some time now and they told us of their experiences. They had been with quite a few couples over the years and had some good and some bad and we heard their highlights. “There are many reasons a couple will venture into the lifestyle” Kim said. Some out of boredom, to “add spice” to their sex lives, some because they don’t want to fuck their partners anymore, and few of them to expand their horizon. What ever you do, Kim said, communication is key. You have to know what you are willing and not willing to try and be honest about it. You must also be very open with each other for this to work, because without open communication there is no trust, without trust, it is hard to watch your partner with someone else and that can spell disaster and end to your attempt at the lifestyle.  Those who are open with each other are the ones who end up enjoying the lifestyle the most. I would say that we fall in the later category. There have never been jealousy issues between us, and we have always talked about everything. So naturally, the lifestyle has been a good experience for us. Not to say that all our encounters have been perfect, but between us, our relationship has only grown stronger.

So just past midnight, we said our goodbyes and we hugged and kissed each other, guys and girls I mean, there was no guy on guy touching in a bar apart from just a manly handshake. The girls of course hugged tight and kissed and from the corner of my eye, I could see some guys watching and smiling. Heck yhea, I thought to myself. That hottie is my woman!

On our way home that night (Jane had moved in with me by then), I asked her what she thought. She said that she would be interested in trying out a watch and be watched session with Mike and Kin. “Yes” I thought to myself. I sent them an email the next day and we set a date for them to come over next weekend. As the weekend came close, I could barely contained my excitement, Jane on the other hand only grew more nervous and hours before they were to arrive, she was already down a couple glasses of wine. The doorbell rang, it was Mike and Kim. We invited them in and settled on the couch, poured all a glass of wine, Janes 3rd. Like us, Mike and Kim were an interracial couple as well. Mike was about 5'8, average looking guy with a moustache and bald. Honestly for a girl like Jane, I was surprised she was ok with Mike, but then again, we weren’t suppose to do anything more than just watching each other so I guess it didn’t matter. Kim was an asian, and a good looking one at it. She was short at about 5'5, body shaped like Jane, hot and sexy, but was bustier than Jane. My preference is for small tits and not big ones. Jane’s tits could not be more perfect. She’s got shape, not small and not too big, just the way I like em. We talked for a bit, but quite honestly, I could have started fucking hours ago. Jane and I were just too shy to start and finally Mike got the cue and he started feeling up Kim as we were talking. He wasn’t shy and eventually his hands made it up to Kim’s breast, fondling them first on the outside, and then after slipping his hands into her low cut blouse, which showed off her cleavage. The room grew quiet as they started to kiss, Jane watched them with her eyes wide open, turned towards me and we started making out. Jane climbed on me, straddling me between her legs as we continued to make out. We both at one time looked towards Mike and Kim and they were already both naked, with Kim on our couch legs wide spread and mike on his knees eating her out. I was checking Kim out, she had shoulder length black hair, her rather large breasts, wide open for me to see, and her brown nipples that Mike was squeezing as he had his face buried in her pussy. As Mike got up to take his pants off and have Kim suck his cock, I got a glimpse of her pussy. She had a cute shaved pussy which was glistening with a combination of her juice and having Mike just eaten her out.

Jane and I got naked in a second. Jane went down on me sucking me, and at the other end, Mike was on the couch, with Kim on her knees sucking Mike. As I was enjoying the awesome cock sucking I was getting from Jane, I was watching Kim’s ass and then her face as she was sucking Mike. I noticed Mike had his hands on Kim’s head forcing her mouth deeper on his cock and his eyes set on Jane all this while. I’m pretty sure although he had Kim sucking his cock; he was imagining Jane sucking him and all this and face fucking her as well. I would have been cool with that, but it was all about Jane and making sure that I didn’t go too fast for her or else I would have blown any chance that I would have had on getting to a full swap with her and continuing on being in the lifestyle. I was just about to cum and I stopped Jane, pulled her up and put her on the couch so she could make eye contact with Mike. She was attracted to him for some reason, but hey, who am I to judge, whatever turns her on and I wanted her to open up. So having her on the couch, I spread her legs and began eating her out. All this while glancing at her every now and then. I noticed that she and Mike were just staring at each other. Jane began doing the same thing to me that Mike was doing to Kim. She grabbed my head and pushed it deeper into her pussy and all this while staring at Mike. Soon she came hard and I lapped up all the cum her pussy had to offer.

I got up and sat down next to her and whispered in her ear “Get on top of me”, she got up put her legs on either side of me, grabbed my rock hard cock like she owned it (which she does, and I own all her holes!), rubbed it up and down the slit of her wet pussy and then slit it in her hole and slowly sat down, taking my cock all in her. Boy that felt good. For the next while, we forgot that there was another couple in our home, on our couch, fucking right in front of us. We were just lost into each other and didn’t realize that Mike and Kim were done fucking and had got comfortable on the couch. They were both sitting right next to each other, Kim’s leg over Mike’s thighs, her pussy wide open and cum dripping out of it. Mike was fingering Kim and she was slowly stroking his hard cock. I didn’t realize that they were done and were stroking each other watching us till Jane whispered in my ear “What are they doing?” that is when I looked towards them and saw them enjoying the show. “They are sitting there watching us fuck!” I said. Without hesitation, she got up turned around, facing them grabbed my now wet cockÉ. Wet with her cum, directed it towards her hole and guided it in her pussy and sat on it, taking it all in. It is then that I realized a slut that Jane was. It was then that I realized that she was perfect for me, she had everything in her that I loved, not only in the bedroom, but in life and that I could see myself spending the rest of my life with her. Over all, I was so turned on with her sexuality and her exhibisonism like never before. I glanced at her, and she had her eyes set on those two across the room on the other set of couch, looking straight at them, mostly Mike, and riding me hard. She rode and rode me till she came looking at them and then just collapsed over me. She turned and we were making out with her back over my chest, my dick in her pussy and cum starting to drip out of her pussy. As Jane started to get up, cum was dripping down her thigh as she walked towards the paper towels, I could see Kim’s eyes following Jane and her eyes on Jane’s pussy. I could tell Kim just wanted to go down on Jane and just lap up all the cum dripping out of her pussy. But unfortunately, we had only decided on watch and be watched and those guys were just to genuine to push us any more than we were ready. So we all cleaned up, put some clothes on, and sat and chatted for a while. Mike and Kim then left and I wished we had done more, but this encounter had gone perfectly and I couldn’t have asked for more.

I use to smoke back then so we went out to the patio after they had left. As I smoked a cigarette, we were talking. Jane said she enjoyed the encounter, and asked what I thought. I said that I loved it, especially the part where she turned around to face our guests and put on a show for them. She blushed and said “Did you like that” hell yhea, I did. I wished we had done more though. Like what? She said. May be we could have exchanged partnersÉ. “You want to fuck other women” she asked, I was like crap, had to think of a come backÉ. “Yhea, but more importantly, I want to watch you have sex with another guy, that would turn me on so much”. She smiled and said “Nice try”.  I leaned in and kissed her. It was late and it was dark, except for our immediate neighbors house, which had an upstairs room light on, no one was awake and past midnight, no one was around, although I would have wished someone was watching us that night. I slipped my hand down Jane’s jeans and fingered her pussy. It was still wet with her cum and my cum in her. I leaned her over the patio fence, unbuttoned her jeans, slid them down to her knees and bent her over. Her ass was facing me, and all I could see her ass and her pussy, with the slit glistening because of the cum in her. I unzipped my pants, pulled out my cock. I rubbed it up and down along her slit and slowly slid it in her pussy. This was the first time that I had fucked Jane in this position. Something about this made her pussy even tighter and my cock felt so good. Even more, for her, it was more friction and she began moaning right away. The feeling was over the edge, that I started fucking her harder slapping my stomach on her ass ever stroke in. It felt so good and within minutes we both came together. This was the fastest we had both ever cum. Best sex ever! We retired that night and the next morning after taking to Jane, I messaged Mike and Kim asking if they wanted to come over again. They were cool with it, but unfortunately because of my work schedule, which required me to work weekends from time to time, it would be a couple months before we could meet to play again. I took this time to ease in Jane into my bisexuality. She was quite disturbed at first, which bothered me. She eventually got over it to the point where she vibrates thinking of me with another guy or my first bi experience in college with my ex girlfriend and her best friend with her boyfriend in our dorm. I later found out that she wasn’t upset at me being bi, but rather felt threatened that I would be into men and would eventually turn gay. I laughed and reassured her. I explained to her that for me sex is just pleasure, and that I don’t see it as having sex with men or women. I have fun either ways, but as far as being emotionally connected, that would happen for me with women only and now with her only and nothing was ever going to change that, because for me she was perfect, and I had everything I wanted in my relationship with her and I couldn’t ask for more. That hit the nail right there and she had a completely different look on swinging. She was now open to full swapping, but wanted to take it slow, by starting at soft swap first. I said that wasn’t a problem, and that I was ok with going as slow as she wanted to. What she said next took me by surprise, “ I want to watch you play with a guy, I want to watch you suck a dick and ride a cock, the way you did back in college”. I smiled and asked if she was sure, she nodded her head and said “Uh yhea”.

I laughed, “What’s so funny” she asked. I said, “I’m not sure if you realized this while you read Mike and Kim’s profile, they are both bi”. “Really” Jane yelled, with her eyes wide open. “ That is awesome, we should really try and meet them soon”. Her wish would come true, as we finally made a date to meet them again a week later on Saturday.

Saturday evening came, and Jane was once again nervous. Chugging some vodka this time before our guests came over. I had messaged Mike to give him a heads up that this time we were fine with trying soft swap. He said that they were glad we decided to take a step forward. This time, Jane was dressed more slutty, wearing a low cut V neck top running right between her breasts, showing off the edge of her boobs and made her look so sexy. I was dressed as anytime, T-shirt and jeans. The doorbell rang, and this time Jane opened the door. Kim was first, she was dressed like she was going to go clubbing. A one top dress that ended just below the crease of her ass, a long neck that ran all the way up to her belly and since she had big breasts, more of her breasts were visible in between the neck of her dress. Kim gave Jane a big long hug; I was hard just looking at them. Kim walked over to me and kissed me on the lips like a quick peck. I saw Mike out of the corner of my eye as he was kissing Jane. I was more curious to see what he was going to try on her since I had a feeling he really wanted to fuck my wife during our first encounter. Later Jane told me that they didn’t French or anything but just a hard peck on the lips.

Although we had seen them naked a while back, we were still extremely shy to get started. Like the last time, we sat and talked for a while and then Mike got up and said, “In a situation like this, we like to play a game of truth or dare to break the ice”. I’m cool with that I thought to my self and before I could say anything, Jane was on her feet and said ok! So we cleared the coffee table and sat on the floor with pillows (we had a carpeted living room and the pillow added the extra comfort) and Mike asked for a bottle. I went and got him a empty beer bottle. “So here are the rules” Mike explained holding the bottle in his hand. “We are going to sit alternating” which meant that I was facing Mike and Jane was facing Kim. We got up and positioned ourselves. My heart was pounding, I was so excited at the possibilities, especially now that Jane knew I was bi, and that she was reassured that I wasn’t into men for a relationship and that it was all fun. Since this was going to be a soft swap event, or at least that is what we had discussed, I wasn’t too disappointed since I knew Mike was going to get the girls to do something as Mike and I had chatted over emails and we had discussed our likes and dislikes. So if not a full swap, at least I would get to see my girl play with another girl and that was all good for me!

“The mouth of the bottle is the arrow, whoever it points to has to pick truth or dare. The person at the other end of the bottle can then either give a dare or ask a question depending on what is chosen. If you don’t perform the dare or answer the question, the other three will think of a punishment”. “I’m cool with that” I replied and he looked at Jane and “ok” she said with a smile on her face.

So Mike handed the bottle to Jane and in all her tipsiness she spun the bottle that it slid to the side. One end pointed to me and the other end to her. “Dare!” I said when before she could ask the question and we all laughed. “Hmmm, lets seeÉ.. Take an article of clothing off.” I knew Jane would go slowly so I wasn’t too worried about what she would ask me to do. “Ok!” I said and pulled my t-shirt off. No big deal. I saw Kim looking at me and smiling, I smiled back and went on to spin the bottle.

I did a better job of keeping the bottle centered on the table than Jane did and because of the way we were sitting on the table, it pointed to Mike and me.  I looked at him, not sure to say. “Truth” he saidÉÉ Ok, Well what is the kinkiest thing you have ever done with someone else. “Well, the kinkiest thing I’ve done has been with Kim and another guy. Kim loves DP; so one time as Kim was sandwiched between us, we got into this rhythm fucking when both us guys were going in and out at the same time, we could feel our cocks rubbing each other inside Kim. She was in her own world just slopped on the side moaning with her face down on the bed and the guy and I was fucking Kim and making out together.” Dam, that was hot I thought to my self. I glanced over at Kim and she was blushing with a smile on her face, and I glanced at Jane and I saw her hand down between her legs playing with her self. Nice, I thought to my self. Guy on guy stuff really turns her on. So now it was Mikes turn to spin the bottle, and like Jane he spun it off center and it pointed to me again but this time the receiving end was Mike. He looked at me, Dare came out of my mouth. “Oh Shit, I thought” what if he makes me do something that Jane is not comfortable with. Oh well, just go with the flow I thought to myself. WellÉ.. let’s seeÉ he said thinking with his hand on his chin. Ok, I got it, “I dare you to let Kim take off your clothes, or what is left of it, go in front of the patio window open it, go outside on the patio and do 10 jumping jack in front of the window”. I was so embarrassed, not for the getting naked part, but the Jumping jack part of it. Not only was our patio open to the outside and in view of other row houses in the townhome complex, but also this was December. Let me tell you something, in the Midwest in December, above zero is considered summer, which does not happen till April and this day was close to -10. Jane just laughed loud and said “Yhea, DO IT!!!” Ok, I said as I stood up. I still had a raging hard on and with my size, the bulge was clearly visible. Kim motioned me to come closer to her, I did, and she got on her knees, undid my belt and my jeans, pulled my pants off and felt my bulge over my boxers. That sent a tingle in my dick. She then grabbed both my hips, slid her hands down to the waistband of my shorts and slid my boxers down. My hard dick sprung up right in front of her face and almost slapped her in the face. I looked over at Jane and she was anxiously biting her lips, and she later told me that she was hoping Kim would have sucked me and that at that time, she really wanted to see me being sucked by another woman. As I was looking at Jane, she looked up at me, our eyes met and we smiled at each other. I turned towards Kim and her eyes were wide open like a kid opening a Christmas present. “ Ok buddy, let’s see you do it” Said Mike. Ugh, I sighed and my way towards the patio doors. Hiding in the corner, I peeked out to make sure no one was around. Good thing it was winder and late, so it was dark outside and no one was there as far as I could see. I quickly slid the door open and the rest of them came running out to the door to watch me. I quickly did the jumping jacks facing them, my hard dick swinging up and down, my balls following, as Kim counted 1 -10. Once I was done, I ran inside, closed the door and curtains behind me. I was cold, and everyone was laughing and then clappedÉ. Well done said Mike giving me a slap on my ass cheek. I just looked at him, like you son of a *****!!!

“Ok, let’s get back to it” I said, and we all walked towards the coffee table and sat down. I wanted to get others naked because I was the only one with no clothes on and everyone was all dressed. Not that I mind, but I really wanted to see Kim naked again and wanted to get the show on the road. That being said, I was really shy about doing anything with Kim just yet. So I spun the bottle and it veered off side, pointing to Mike and Jane. Jane had the pointy end, so she thought for a second and said Dare! Hmmmmmm, I pretended to think of a dare to give her, but I already knew what I wanted. So I said, “I don’t want to be the only naked person here” Jane, I said looking at her to see her reaction, “I want you to slowly take Mikes clothes off, and when you get to his shorts, I don’t want you using any hands”. “But before you do that, Mike, I want you to undress Jane”. “Can I touch her?” Mike asked, “Sure, you can do all the touching you want but you can’t play with pussy”. Mike was all excited; Kim’s eyes perked up and she clapped her hands yelling “yeeaaaahhhh”. Mike got up, and asked Jane to stand, which she obliged. He grabbed her blouse and pulled it over her head. Since Jane was not wearing a bra, her breasts and her cute tits, which were pointy, were staring Mike in the face. He grabbed her left boob with his hand and squeezed her hard tits lightly, Jane let out a light moan. By now, I was starting to ooze precum. He then bent over and took her other nipple in his mouth and started sucking on it. Jane grabbed Mike’s head holding it as he pleasured her. Her head arched back, moaning, she was soooo enjoying this. I was watching them with a big smile on my face. He did this for a few minutes, then stepped back, got on his knees and pulled her pants off. Jane was wearing a red thong. Although her pussy was covered, there was just a string running in the back between her ass cheeks, completely exposing her ass for all to see. He asked her to turn around in a circle, Jane obliged, and as her full ass came into view, he felt her cheep and lightly spanked it. “Hmmmmm” moaned Jane. She continued to turn and was facing Mike once again. Mike then grabbed the waistband of her thong and Jane spread her stance. As she did this, I noticed a wet spot on her thong. Wow, she is really turned on by this. I’m glad she is enjoying this I thought to myself. As Mike pulled her thong to her ankle, She held his shoulder and stepped out of it. Mike then picked it, smelt it and threw it on the couch. He ran his hands on the inside of Jane’s thigh and as he stood up, he ran one finger over the slit of her wet pussy. I loved Jane’s pussy; it was the perfect shape, smooth, shaved, and her clit peaking out just ever so slightly from her labia, just begging to be eaten. As Mike was playing with Jane, I wanted to jump up and just eat her out, but I had to contain my self. As Mike made his way towards her clit, he ran circles around her clit before moving up her belly. Once again, Jane let out a moan, but this time louder. She then looked at Mike, smiled and said “My turn”. She pulled off Mike’s T-Shirt, got on her knees with her ass facing me. All I as focusing on was her ass and the slit of her pussy I could see from behind, glistening in all her pussy juice. She unbuckled his pants, with a little help from him of course. We all giggled at watching Jane fumble with his buckle, Jane just smiled and blushed. As the jeans dropped to the floor, Mike stepped out of them. He too was in his boxers, but judging from his bulge, he was a bit smaller than I was. As Jane picked up his Jeans, neatly folded them and set it aside, She knelt in front of him and as her head rose, I could see her mouth scraping his bulge, she smelled the aroma around his crotch. That is something we both love to do. Whenever we are going down on someone, we enjoy everything it has to offer, the smell, the taste, the feel and that aroma of sex. With her mouth moving up from his dick, her hands behind her back, she grabbed the waistband with her teeth and slowly pulled it down with force. His dick sprang out, rubbing her face as it straightened out. Mike was dripping precum and that rubbed on Jane’s face as it made contact. She went as far down as his knees with his shorts at which point Mike gave her a hand and stepped out of it. Jane had the “Fuck me now” look on her face. They sat down and Kim and I clapped and yelled, “Good Job!”

Jane gathered her thoughts, grabbed the bottle and spun it. It slowed down and stopped facing Kim and me. Before Jane could give me the option of truth or dare, Kim stood up, and pulled over gown over her head. She was commando underneath and as she threw her dress on the floor she said, “I don’t want to be the only one with clothes around here” and sat down. I got a glimpse of Kim’s cute shaved pussy, which was also wet and glistening with juice. I so wanted to fuck that, but since we were going to be just soft swap, that was not going to happen today. Jane was horny, I could tell, I was horny and I’m sure by the looks of it, so were Mike and Kim. So I was hoping that Jane would really get the show on the road.  Lets see now, Jane said., staring at Kim’s bare breasts. “Dan, I want you to suck on Kim’s nipples, for few minutes, one at a time”. Darn it, I thought, not what I expected, but I guess coming from Jane, this was huge. I stared at her, not sure if she would be ok with it, even though she was handing out the dare to me, without even me picking, I was hesitant. Jane sensed this and said, “It’s ok, go onÉ” So I did, Kim had a big smile on her face, and moved towards her and sat down next to her. Now, Kim being an asian, had brown skin and dark brown nipples compared to Jane’s. Her breasts were not perky like Jane’s given her size so they curved down and to the side. Her nipples were twice the size of Jane’s. I always like the smaller nipples, where the areola is slightly wider than the diameter of a quarter. When played with, they always hard up nicely and make the nipples pointy, which I love. Jane’s nipples are like that. Kim’s areola was at least twice that size, not that it was a deal breaker, and I was to play with it nonetheless. I turned around and looked at Mike and Jane; Mike had a smile on his face and Jane was just staring at us, with her hand between her legs. She looks so sexy when she is horny!

I bent over grabbed Kim’s left breast with my hand squeezed it to point the nipple out and took it in my mouth and sucked on it. She leaned back on the couch with her head resting on it, closed her eyes and began to moan. Her hands moved over my head, holding me as I continued to suck her nipples. I took my time, playing with each one, sucking on it, running circles around the nipple with my tongue, getting it hard and then nibbling on it with my mouth and teeth. Progressively the moans got louder. I lost track of time and no one really stopped me. I looked back from the corner of my eye, Mike was stroking himself and I couldn’t see what Jane was doing but I could see her arm moving, so I think she was fingering her clit as well. After I had my fill, I stopped and sat back with a bit smile on my face. Kim took a while to gain composure and I think we were ready to move forward. We were all just staring at each other. We wanted to fuck, but we had this stupid game to play. Kim was just coming back and that is when Mike grabbed the bottle and said, “I’ll just spin it”. He did, and the bottle then faced Jane and Kim. Yeeesssssss!!!!! I thought to myself. Mike has always been good about taking charge, and I was hoping that he would get the show on the road. Kim, he said looking at her, I want you to go down on Jane and make her cum. Kim smiled, and no sooner was Mike done with what he had to say, Jane got up, and positioned herself on the couch, lying across it with her head on the armrest and her legs spread wide. I saw Kim make her way towards Jane and my heart skipped a beat. I was about to see my girl, my future wife have her first girl experience. I stood up, stepped back to get a view. Mike was on his knees in his seat and the way he was positioned, he was facing Jane towards her head. Kim found her way between Jane’s legs, spread them with her hands a bit, stuck her tongue out as she put her face near her pussy and ran her tongue right across Jane’s wet slit. As Kim moved across her pussy bottom up, she pushed her tongue even further inside jane’s wet pussy and I could see her labia spread across as Kim’s tongue ran up. Jane moaned, pushed her head back on the armrest, closed her eyes, and grabbed Kim’s head. Kim got up to Jane’s clit and just buried her face into Jane’s pussy. From where I was standing all I could see was Jane’s labia spread on Kim’s cheek, Kim’s mouth over the area where Jane’s clit would be and her nose over Jan’s pubic bone. Kim was eating her out and she was moaning in ecstasy. Mike was now kneeling night next to Jane’s right shoulder, stroking his hard cock, watching her for a few minutes. He wanted to fuck Jane so bad, I could tell. “Soooo hot!!!” he said and just moved towards Jane and started making out with her. Jane had her eyes closed, so she didn’t really know who was kissing her, and at this point, I don’t think she really cared. She instinctively opened her mouth and they were both making out for a long time. Jane moved her right hand over Mike and over his head and they were making out. Watching my girl splayed on the couch making out with another man, enjoying it and having her pussy eaten out at the same time was such a fucking turn on for me. I was enjoying the view and slowly stroking my cock. I spread out all the precum that had dripped out over the head of my cock and shaft (yhea, there was a lot of it) and it provided the lubrication I needed to stroke my self and get all the pleasure out of it.

After kissing for a very long time, they broke apart; Jane opened her eyes for the first time and realized it was Mike. She looked at me standing across from her with a big smile on my face and my hard dick in my hand. She motioned me to come over, which I did, she put her hand over my head and pulled me over to her and we kissed passionately for a while. As I was kissing her, I felt Jane’s orgasm building up and I slowly moved my right hand to her left nipple, which by now was hard and gently started to squeeze it between my thumb and middle finger. That put her over the edge and she started to cum. As she came, I squeezed her nipple harder, and all this while kissing her. I knew she would moan loudly so I didn’t want to stop kissing her to keep the noise down. It worked, and her scream was muffled. I waited till she was done cumming and then pulled back. Kim’s face still buried in Jane’s pussy, but this time, she was lapping up her cum. I grabbed Kim by her hair, pulled her up and made out with her. My hard cock was pressed against her belly and precum all around her belly button. I could taste Jane pussy as I made out with Kim and I could feel my dick putting out more precum.

As Kim and I stepped back, I heard a voice say “Do you want to go to the bedroom”. Right on Mike, I thought. I looked at Jane and she said sure.. So we made our way to the bedroom upstairs. I followed Kim, watched her ass swing right in front of my face as she walked up. Mike followed Jane and as they walked upstairs, he had his hands on her ass, feeling her all the way.

We got to our bedroom and Kim made herself comfortable on one edge of the bed towards the head and Mike sat down at the foot end of the bed. Kim laid back and spread her legs; I instinctively knelt in front of her and started eating her out. Her pussy was so wet, and I ran my tongue up and down her slit. I love eating pussy, and I love everything about it. I slid my tongue deeper in her pussy lapping up as much of her pussy juice as I could. She grabbed my head and started pushing my head in and out of her pussy. I obliged and stuck my tongue as out as I could, fucking her pussy as deep as I could. She was moaning so loud, but not as loud as Jane usually does. I started to move up and down between her hole and her clit and soon enough she came, and she came and came. I waited and when I saw cum drip out of her pussy, I started to eat her again, lapping her cum up. I stood up, giving Kim some time to gather her thoughts and turned to see what Mike and Jane was up to. Mike was leaning back on the bed, one hand supporting himself and the other hand on Jane’s head pushing it up and down over his cock. Now, Jane is a good cock sucker, and I am not just saying that because she is my wife. I have had other guys compliment me when she would go down on them so I have heard it from other people. Jane knows that is she good, and she loves sucking cock and swallowing cum. She loves to make guys moan and cum as she is sucking their dick. She has later told me that she likes to “suck em good” and the times that we have played with couples, she sucks them real good because she wants the man to get a better blowjob that what he would otherwise get from his wife. Now, I think that is kinky and hallmarks of a slut, and a good one. Jane is able to take me deep without any hesitation. Mike being smaller than me, I know for a fact that Jane had no trouble swallowing his whole cock. By the way Mike was moaning, I knew Jane was doing a great job with him.

As I stood and watched, Kim got up and pushed me on the bed and was lying on the head end, across the bed, she climbed over me and started sucking my cock. I was too big for her, so she used her hands to twist and slide up and down my shaft and used her mouth and tongue to suck and lick my head. She was good but not anywhere close to how good it feels when Jane would suck me. Nonetheless, I was enjoying every bit of it. I laid back and had my eyes closed. I felt some movement on the bed and when I looked to my left, I way Jane lying next to me. She turned towards me as Mike spread her legs and began playing with her pussy. She and I were staring at each other, madly in love as we had a couple of strangers going down on us. Soon, I saw Jane’s eyes roll to the back of her head and she started moaning. That is a quick orgasm I thought to myself. She only does that when I play with her ass at the same time as her pussy. Wait, did he just play with Jane’s ass and she didn’t say anything??? I didn’t want to ask anything at that time, not that it mattered, but it would have been hot to know. After they had left, Jane said that Mike had played with her ass as well. He had first licked her ass hole with his tongue and then had later finger fucked her ass as he was eating her out. Wow, I thought to my self. Mike really wanted Jane.

So as Jane came couple more times with Mike, Kim was sucking me hard. Mike then got on top of Jane and whispered something in her ear. I didn’t really hear it, but Jane turned towards me, like as if she was waiting for me to answer. “I didn’t hear you guys” I said. Mike replied “Do you guys want to full swap” He said. I was fine with it but I wasn’t sure what Jane thought of it, especially since we had talked about soft swap and the feeling I got was that Jane had reservations of watching me fuck another woman. I looked at Jane, and she said I’m ok with that. I knew it, I knew Jane would go for it. She just enjoyed cock too much to pass up on a offer to suck one or be fucked by one. Mike turned her around on her hands and knees, slipped a condom over his dick and started fucking her doggy style. I looked at her for a bit, her face flat down on a pillow moaning with every thrust of Mike’s dick in her pussy. I was glad she had a face on the pillow because she was screaming loud and it was muffled pretty well. I turned my attention towards Kim; I grabbed her head away from my cock and asked her if she wanted to fuck. She gave me a D'uh look. I slipped a condom on and even before it was on all the way Kim took her hand and rolled it down over my shaft, grabbed my cock, positioned herself over me and directed my cock into her pussy. She sat down on it slowly and took it all the way in. Kim started to ride my cock, slowly at first and then hard. Her back was arched back along with her head and her hair fallen back, swaying as she was riding my cock and moaning loud. I watched her face and her big breasts that were bouncing up and down on her chest. I moved my hands up and grabbed each nipple with each hand and slowly squeezed it. She grabbed my hand and squeezed it harder. I took the cue and squeezed her nipple hard. I glanced at Jane and she was still in ecstasy, face down on the pillow getting pounded hard by Mike. I put Kim down on the bed, grabbed her legs, lifted it and spread it and put my cock in her wet pussy. As I got all the way in, she wrapped her legs around my hips and pulled me towards her. I bent over and started making out with her as I moved my hips to slide my dick in and out of her.

Once again I felt a motion next to me, Mike threw Jane next to Kim, and I just stared at her as I was fucking Kim. She stared back and we just gazed in each other’s eyes. Her hair wet from all the sweating and her face flushed from all the cumming she had done. As we were looking at each other, mike moved in over her, put his cock back in her pussy and as he slid it in, I could see the expression of pleasure on Jane’s face. As he started fucking her, I could see Jane swing top and down with Mike’s thrusts. I was still watching Jane as I was fucking Kim. It’s good that Kim had her eyes closed, moaning, so I don’t think she noticed that I wasn’t looking at her. From the corner of my eye, I saw mike sucking Jane’s nipples and that was when Jane moaned, closed her eyes and turned her head straight up to the ceiling and grabbed Mike’s head and pulled it to her face to kiss him deeply. I turned and started making out with Kim, she opened her mouth and our lips locked as I fucked her. Slowly an orgasm started to build up and Kim came again. I did what I usually do with Jane, I grabbed her nipple and squeezed it hard, this made her cum even harder and by the end of it, she pushed me off of her and said, I need a break. Dam right, I needed one too. So I got off her, slid my condom off and wiped the condom lube off. Jane and Mike were just in tuned with each other; I felt it would be a shame to interrupt them. “I’m going to go down and grab a drink, you want something?” I asked Kim. I’ll come with you she said. So we both walked down and grabbed a cold drink of water. We were downstairs talking about stuff. She mentioned that she liked kayaking and I said that would be something that Jane and I would like to try sometime. So she promised that it could be arranged. Soon enough, I heard Jane cumming again. I smiled and said to Kim, “Looks like Mike is fucking her good”. She smiled and we made way upstairs. “Where have you two been” asked Jane, “We went to get some water” I said. “Did you get any for me” she asked. Oh crap, that would have been helpful, I thought to my self. “Here have mine” Kim said and handed Jane her glass of cold water. I could see Mike was sweating and he got Jane to stand up. Jane took few sips of the water and asked Mike if he wanted some. He just nodded his head, took the glass and finished the water up. Jane was covered in sweat and she was breathing hard and flushed. Kim looked at Jane’s pussy and said “Hmmmmmm” and went down on her again, eating her out. Jane just laid back, closed her eyes and was moaning.

Watching this, I made my way towards Jane’s face and put my hard cock on her lips. She instinctively turned her head towards my cock, opened her mouth and started to suck me. Mike set the glass on the nightstand and walked across the bed and went over to Jane on the side opposite to me. He started to play with her tits and every now and then would look at Jane sucking me. For a short while, I pulled my dick out of Jane’s mouth and began rubbing it on Jane’s face. Mike saw this and his eyes were set on my dick. He kept staring at it, and then started to say, “You want me to suck that, you want me to suck that” and instantaneously moved towards my cock and started to swallow it. He started blowing me right over Jane’s face. I wasn’t sure how Jane would react, she had a look on her face and I couldn’t tell if she was enjoying it or was mortified by it. Soon, she started to suck my balls as Mike sucked my cock. Kim saw this and sat up by Jane’s pussy and was rubbing Jane’s clit and herself. “Oh my god” Kim said a couple of times. I started moaning louder and louder. Mike started to moan as well. I looked down and Jane was stroking his cock as he was sucking me. Soon all of us were moaning together. I grabbed Mike’s head and as he thrust in on my cock, I pushed his head deeper into my cock and he took it all in. This with Jane sucking my balls felt so good that soon I announced that I was going to cum. Mike did not stop, but started to suck me harder and faster. Kim was moaning, and soon Mike and Jane were moaning, their moans muffled with my cock and balls in their mouths respectively. I was the first one to cum; Arrrrggggghhhhhh, I grunted as I came inside Mike’s mouth and he didn’t let a single drop fall. Jane was next to cum with my balls still in her mouth. Mike and Kim came together and Mike came all over Jane’s tits. I put my hand on the wall as I almost lost balance and waited to gain my composure. Mike slowed his sucking and with every thrust, sucked my dick tight; so as to mild ever drop of cum out of me. He finally let go and I stepped back and sat next to Jane. Kim was breathing hard, recovering from an orgasm, so was Jane. As I looked down Mike was making out with Jane, swapping my cum. I glanced at Jane’s chest and saw her beasts covered with Mike’s cum. I couldn’t help myself; I bent over and started lapping up his cum off of Jane’s chest. As I finished lapping up his cum, Kim pulled me by my hair and started making out with me. Her tongue reached deep inside my mouth trying to get as much as his cum as she could. I had swallowed most of it, so it was only a little that she got. She then pulled away, and grabbed Mike and started making out with him as well and the both of then bent down to Jane and the three of them were kissing. I joined in too and soon, the four of us were making out, and we could all taste each other’s cum.

That was our first together, and it couldn’t have gone any more perfect. We had officially been inducted into the lifestyle. We sat and chatted on the bed for a while. Kim brought up the kayaking we were talking about. The four of us made a date to go kayaking that the coming weekend. We took turns using the bathroom to wash up and they left soon after.

Jane and I talked to make sure we were both ok with it and good thing we were. That night, we made love and we felt closer than ever before. Despite having cum so many times before, and exhausted with all that fucking, we still had a great time having sex and fell asleep in each other’s arms.

Zendaya is probably MJ or a MJ adaptation Part 3

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So I have went on length talking Zendaya in the past before. I detailed her similarities with MJ or very contrived coincidences that lead me to believe that she is MJ or an MJ adaptation. Zendaya has gone at length to say that she is not going to play Mary Jane Watson and she is playing Michelle….which as far as we know, the only person in Spider-man mythos with that name is some latina girl who Chameleon raped via deception. He pretended to be Peter Parker while seducing Michele. Oh, if you are a woman and are creeped out by that and essentially the treatment of women in this medium, welcome to my hell!

And quite honestly, Marvel would not dare bring that character back into mythos, and even if she were playing that character, Marvel would at least try to bring her back in the comics and they haven’t. Although it has been said that Miles Morales is getting a love interest after two failed ones, but again, Miles is not in this movie in spite of it taking several key elements from Miles Moarles. Peter also takes his girlfriend would also be hilarious.

It is not that I do not believe Zendaya. It is that Marvel seems to to think people are stupid.

So Marvel released another Spider-man trailer which by the way, they should stop releasing trailers. I pretty much seen the damn movie based on trailers alone. They explained the plot, the exigency, the twist, and the reveal based on these trailers alone. So I will give Zendaya the benefit of a doubt and say that she is playing a Mary Jane adaptation. Because clearly she is.

It is obvious that Zendaya is a key character since homegirl is essentially being billed as the lead actress. In the trailer, you see Zendaya’s character reading a book during Captain America’s PSA.

First, great casting because I literally had to double check to notice that Zendaya was in this scene. Second, the book she is reading is Of Human Bondage. What’s that?

W. Somerset Maugham’s masterwork is the coming-of-age story of Philip Carey, a sensitive young man consumed by an unrequited and self-destructive love.

Born with a clubfoot, Philip is orphaned as a child and raised by unsympathetic relatives. Sent to a boarding school where he has difficulty fitting in, he grows up with an intense longing for love, art, and experience. After failing to become an artist in Paris, he begins medical studies in London, where he meets Mildred, a cold-hearted waitress with whom he falls into a powerful, tortured, life-altering love affair. This is the most autobiographical of Maugham’s works, with Philip’s malformed foot standing in for Maugham’s stutter, and the character’s painful romantic struggles inspired by the author’s own intense love affairs with both men and women. A brilliant and deeply moving portrayal of the price of passion and the universal desire for connection, Of Human Bondage stands as one of the most accomplished novels in English literature.

And there is also a film about it as well. It was critically acclaimed and the lead actress nearly won an Oscar for it.

This is the third time that Zendaya’s character has been reading a very obscure book with a critically acclaimed film adaptation with a strong and complex lead female character.

You are sensing a trend here?

Mary Jane Watson was an actress(now she is Tony Stark’s assistant) and as a young woman, you’d expect that Mary Jane would take an interest in reading books as any thespian would. In fact that is part of MJ’s origin as her father was a struggling writer as well as Literature professor.

Masterpost: Political TV-Series (drama and comedy)

I’ve finally managed to make a list of political TV-series (drama and comedy).

Of course I haven´t seen all of them, so I don´t know if all of them are good.

The shows are divided by country (UK, USA, Australia, Canada and non-English-speaking countries). Furthermore, they are in chronological order; starting with the oldest one and ending with the newest one.

UK:

Yes Minister + Yes, Prime Minister (1980-1988; satirical political sitcom); Starring: Paul Eddington, Nigel Hawthorne, Derek Fowlds (follows the career of a British politician)

The New Statesman (1987-1994) Starring: Rik Mayall, Marsha Fitzalan, Michael Troughton (a parody of the Conservative government of that period)

A Very British Coup (1988, four-part miniseries) Starring: Ray McAnally, Alan MacNaughtan, Keith Allen, Geoffrey Beevers, Marjorie Yates (about a far-left Labour politician who becomes Prime Minister)

House of Cards (UK-Version) (1990; political thriller) Starring: Ian Richardson, Susannah Harker, David Lyon, Diane Fletcher (about an MP who wants to become Prime Minister) Sequels: To Play the King, The Final Cut

GBH (1991, political drama) Starring: Robert Lindsay, Michael Palin, Lindsay Duncan, Julie Walters (about a feud between a far-left Labour politician and a school headmaster)

The Politician´s Wife (1995; political drama); Starring: Trevor Eve, Juliet Stevenson, Minnie Driver (when a UK minister becomes embroiled in a tabloid scandal, his wife becomes the centre of media attention)

Our Friends in the North (1996, drama) Starring: Christopher Eccleston, Gina McKee, Daniel Craig, Mark Strong (about four friends from Newcastle, with many references to political and social events over a period of 31 years)

Spooks, sometimes also called MI-5 (2002-2011; spy drama series) Starring: Peter Firth, Matthew Macfadyen, Rupert Penry-Jones, Hermione Norris, Richard Armitage (follows the lives and the missions of several MI-5 agents, gives quite a good overview about the security problems Britain had to deal with in the years after 9/11) + Spooks- The Greater Good (2015) Starring: Kit Harrington, Jennifer Ehle, Peter Firth

State of Play (2003, six-part political thriller); Starring: David Morrissey, John Simm, Bill Nighy, Polly Walker, James McAvoy, Marc Warren, Philip Glennister (tells the story of a newspaper´s investigation into the death of a young woman who was employed by an MP)

The Thick of It + In the Loop [Movie] (2005-2012, comedy/satire tv-series); Starring: Peter Capaldi, Chris Langham, Rebecca Front, Roger Allam, Chris Addison, Joanna Scanlan (about the conflicts between various members of the UK-government)

The Amazing Mrs Pritchard (2006, political drama) Starring: Jane Horrocks, Steven Mackintosh, Jodhi May (about a woman with no political experience who becomes Prime Minister)

The State Within (2006, a six-hour political drama serial); Starring: Jason Isaacs, Ben Daniels, Sharon Gless, Nigel Bennett (about a British Ambassador to Washington who finds himself at the centre of an international political conspiracy)

Party Animals (2007, political drama series) Starring: Patrick Baladi, Andrew Buchan, Matt Smith, Raquel Cassidy (tells the story of different people involved with the UK Parliament, including researchers, lobbyists and MPs)

The Last Enemy (2008, science fiction thriller); Starring: Benedict Cumberbatch, Anamaria Marinca, Max Beesley, Robert Carlyle (set in the near future, deals with topics such as total surveillance and tells the story of a mathematical genius who accidently comes across a political cover-up)

Secret State (2012, four-part political thriller); Starring: Gabriel Byrne, Charles Dance, Douglas Hodge (when the plane of the British Prime Minister crashes under mysterious circumstances, the Deputy Prime Minister has to take command and uncovers a conspiracy at the heart of the political system)

The Politician´s Husband (2013, 3 episode-miniseries); Starring: Emily Watson, David Tennant (A woman replaces her husband in Cabinet after he resigns)

The Honourable Woman (2014, political spy thriller about the Middle East); Starring: Maggie Gyllenhall, Philip Arditti, Andrew Buchan

The Night Manager (2015, six-part miniseries) Starring: Tom Hiddleston, Hugh Laurie, Olivia Colman, Elizabeth Debicki, Tom Hollander (based on the novel by John le Carré, spy thriller about a former British soldier who infiltrates the inner circle of an international arms dealer)

Bonus: TV-Series about British history

Downton Abbey (2010-2015; period drama) Starring: Hugh Bonneville, Jessica Brown Findlay, Samantha Bond, Laura Carmichael, Jim Carter, Dan Stevens, Maggie Smith (about a fictional aristocratic family and their servants who live through important historical and political events, like WWI, the sinking of the Titanic, the Irish War of Independence, the Teapot Dome scandal, the general election of 1923, etc.)

Indian Summers (2015-2016; period drama) Starring: Henry Lloyd-Hughes, Nikesh Patel, Julie Walters, Patrick Malahide, Jemima West, Alexander Cobb (about a group of British socialites at the time of the British Raj and the fight for Indian independence)

Victoria (2016, historical drama) Starring: Jenna Coleman, Tom Hughes, Rufus Sewell, Peter Firth, Eve Myles (about the first few years of the reign of Queen Victoria; her ascension to the throne, her friendship with the Prime Minister, her marriage and the birth of her first child)

The Crown (2016, historical drama) Starring: Claire Foy, Matt Smith, Vanessa Kirby, Jared Harris (about the first few years of the reign of Elizabeth II, from 1947 to 1955)

USA

The Governor and J.J. (1969-1970; political television series) Starring: Dan Dailey, Julie Sommars (about a conservative governor and his more liberal daughter)

The Man and the City (1971-1972; political drama) Starring: Anthony Quinn, Mike Farrell (about a long-term Hispanic mayor of a city in the South-West)

Benson (1979-1986, sitcom) Starring: Robert Guillaume, James Noble, Inga Swenson; Missy Gold René Auberjonois (about the rise of African-American butler from head of household affairs for a governor to state budget director and eventually lieutenant governor)

Tanner ´88 (1988; political mockumentary) and Tanner on Tanner (2004 mockumentary) Starring: Michael Murphy, Cynthia Nixon, Pamela Reed, Matt Malloy (about a fictional presidential candidate)

The Powers That Be (1992-1993; political sitcom) Starring: John Forsythe, Holland Taylor, Eve Gordon, Joseph Gordon-Levitt (about a U.S. Senator and his complicated and chaotic family)

Spin City (1996-2002; political sitcom) Starring: Michael J. Fox, Charlie Sheen, Carla Gugino, Connie Britton, Alexander Chaplin (follows a fictional Mayor of New York and his staff)

The West Wing (1999-2006; political drama) Starring: Martin Sheen, Rob Lowe, Moira Kelly, Dulé Hill, Allison Janney (about a fictional Democratic administration)

That´s My Bush! (2001; political satire, sitcom) Starring: Timothy Bottoms, Carrie Quinn Dolin, Kurt Fuller, Kristen Miller (follows the fictional personal life of George W. Bush)

Commander in Chief (2005-2006; political drama series) Starring: Geena Davis, Donald Sutherland, Harry Lennix, Kyle Secor (about the fictional first female President of the United States)

The Good Wife (2009-2016; legal/political drama) Starring: Julianna Margulies, Chris Noth, Josh Charles, Christine Baranski (about the wife of a disgraced state attorney who returns to her career in law after a scandal involving her husband; widely praised for its insight in society, politics, law and social media)

Parks and Recreation (2009-2015; mockumentary, political satire, comedy) Starring: Amy Poehler, Rashida Jones, Paul Schneider, Aziz Ansari, Chris Pratt, Rob Lowe, Adam Scott (about a fictional local government department in Indiana)      

Boss (2011-2012; political drama) Starring: Kelsey Grammer, Connie Nielsen, Hanna Ware, Kathleen Robertson, Jeff Hephner (about a U.S. mayor who is diagnosed with a degenerative neurological disorder)

Homeland (2011-present; political thriller) Starring: Claire Danes, Damian Lewis, Morena Baccarin (about a CIA agent who believes that a war hero, who was held prisoner by al-Quaeda, was turned by them and is now an undercover agent)

The Kennedys (2011; historical and political miniseries) Starring: Greg Kinnear, Barry Pepper, Katie Holmes, Tom Wilkinson (about the lives of the members of the Kennedy family)

Political Animals (2012; comedy-drama miniseries) Starring: Sigourney Weaver, Carla Gugino, James Wolk, Sebastian Stan (about a former first lady who serves as Secretary of State)

1600 Penn (2012-2013; political sitcom) Starring: Jenna Elfman, Bill Pullman, Josh Gad (about a dysfunctional family living in the White House)

The Newsroom (2012-2014; political drama) Starring: Jeff Daniels, Emily Mortimer, John Gallagher Jr. Alison Pill, Dev Patel (about a fictional news channel)

The First Family (2012-2015; political sitcom) Starring: Christopher B. Duncan, Kellita Smith, Jackée Harry, Khylin Rhambo (about a U.S. President, who tries to balance his private life and his duties as President)

Scandal (2012-present; political thriller) Starring: Kerry Washington, Tony Goldwyn, Darby Stanchfield, Katie Lowes, Bellamy Young (about a crisis management firm in Washington, D.C., White House staff and politicians in D.C.)

Veep (2012-present; political satire, comedy) Starring: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Anna Chlumsky, Tony Hale, Reid Scott, Timothy Simons (about a fictional Vice President and later President of the United States and her staff)

Alpha House (2013-2014; political satire, web television series) Starring: John Goodman, Clark Johnson, Matt Malloy, Mark Consuelos (about four Republican U.S. Senators who share a house in Washington, D.C.)

House of Cards [US -Version] (2013-present; political drama) Starring: Kevin Spacey, Robin Wright, Kate Mara, Corey Stoll, Michael Kelly (about an ambitious congressman who wants to become President)

Madam Secretary (2014- present; political drama) Starring: Téa Leoni, Tim Daly, Patina Miller, Geoffrey Arend (about a female Secretary of State who tries to balance her family life and her work)

Show Me a Hero (2015; political drama miniseries) Starring: Oscar Isaac, Carla Quevedo, Peter Riegert, Jim Belushi, Alfred Molina (about the desegregation of public housing in the state of New York between 1987 and 1994)

BrainDead (2016; political satire, science fiction) Starring: Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Dany Pino, Aaron Tveit, Tony Shalhoub (about a documentary film-maker who discovers that Washington, D.C. has been invaded by extra-terrestrial insects that are taking control of people, including politicians)

Designated Survivor (2016; political drama series) Starring: Kiefer Sutherland, Natascha McElhone, Adan Canto, Italia Ricci (about the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, who is sworn in as President of United States, after the President and all his other Cabinet members are killed in an explosion)

Graves (2016-present; comedy television series) Starring: Nick Nolte, Skylar Astin, Heléne Yorke, Chris Lowell (about a former President admitting to mistakes he made while in office)

Australia

Embassy (1990-1992; political drama serial) Starring: Bryan Marshall, Ria Yazaki, Jim Holt, Gerard Maguire (about an embassy in a fictional South-East Asian country) The series was rather controversial, particularly its portrayal of Islam was heavily criticised.

Grass Roots (2000-2003; comedy) Starring: Geoff Morrell, Zoe Carides, John Clayton (about the fictional Arcadia Waters Council, a local government department, near Sydney)

The Hollowmen (2008; political comedy) Starring: Rob Sitch, Lachy Hulme, Merrick Watts, Neil Melville (about a fictional political advisory unit whose main aim is to help the Prime Minister get re-elected)

Party Tricks (2014, political drama/thriller, romance) Starring: Asher Keddie, Rodger Corser, Angus Sampson, Adam Zwar (about two political opponents and ex-lovers running for the office of State Premier)

Secret City (2016-present; political thriller) Starring: Anna Torv, Damon Herriman, Daniel Wyllie (about a political journalist who uncovers a conspiracy)

Canada

Quentin Durgens, M.P. (1965-1969; political drama) Starring: Gordon Pinsent, Leslie Barringer (about an idealistic young lawyer who becomes a Member of Parliament)

Duplessis (1978, political and historical miniseries) Starring: Jean Lapointe, Gabriel Arcand (tells the story of Maurice Duplessis, a controversial Premier of Quebec)

Rideau Hall (2002; sitcom) Starring: Bette MacDonald, Fiona Reid, Jonathan Torrens (the Prime Minister appoints a disco queen as Governor General in the hope that she will become a national embarrassment and disgrace the Canadian monarchy)

Trudeau (2002, miniseries) Starring: Colm Feore, Polly Shannon (about the political career of Pierre Trudeau)

Snakes and Ladders (2004; miniseries) Starring: Catherine Disher, Amy Price-Francis, Jeremy Akerman (about an executive assistant at Parliament Hill)

Da Vinci´s City Hall (2005-2006; political drama) Starring: Nicholas Campbell, Venus Terzo, Ian Tracey (about a former coroner who becomes the mayor of Vancouver)

Dan for Mayor (2010-2011; sitcom) Starring: Fred Ewanuick, Mary Ashton, Paul Bates (about a slacker who runs for mayor to impress his ex-girlfriend)

The Best Laid Plans (2014; comedy-drama) Starring: Jonas Chernick, Kenneth Welsh, Mark McKinney, Sarah Allen (a parody of the 2008 Canadian federal election)

TV-Series from non-English-speaking countries

There are probably quite a few more, but unfortunately they´re difficult to find if you don´t speak the language of the country of origin.

Denmark:

Borgen (2010-2013; political drama) Starring: Sidse Babett Knudsen, Mikael Birkkjær, Pilou Asbæk, Birgitte Hjort Sørensen (tells the story of a fictional politician who becomes the first female Prime Minister of Denmark)

France:

Spin/Les Hommes de l´ombre (2012-2016; political thriller) Starring: Bruno Wolkowitch, Grégory Fitoussi, Philippe Magnan, Emmanuelle Bach (when the French President is killed in a suicide attack, a former spin doctor returns to his job in order to find a suitable candidate for the presidency)

Marseille (2016; political drama) Starring: Gérard Depardieu, Benoît Magimel, Géraldine Pailhas, Stéphane Caillard (the former protégé of the long-time mayor of Marseille becomes his new opponent)

Germany:

Eichwald, MdB (2015; satire, political comedy) Starring: Bernhard Schütz, Rainer Reiners, Leon Ullrich, Lucie Heinze (about a fictional member of the German Parliament and his incompetent staffers)

Deutschland 83 (2015; historical and political drama) Starring: Jonas Nay, Maria Schrader, Alexander Beyer, Sonja Gerhardt, Ulrich Noethen (during the Cold War an East-German soldier is sent to West-Germany as a spy)

Die Stadt und die Macht (2016; six-part political drama) Starring: Anna Loos, Thomas Thieme, Burghart Klaußner, Martin Brambach (about a female lawyer who becomes the mayoral candidate for a fictional conservative party in Berlin)

Italy:

1992 (2015; historical political drama) Starring: Stefano Accorsi, Guido Caprino, Domenico Diele, Tea Falco, Miriam Leone (follows six people who are affected by the rapidly changing political landscape in Italy in the early 1990s and the “Clean Hands” investigation into political corruption)

Norway:

Mammon (2014- present; thriller, political thriller) Starring: Jon Øigarden, Nils Ole Oftebro, Laura Christensen (about a Norwegian journalist; the first series is about a financial scandal, the second series is more political)

Occupied/Okkupert (2015; political drama) Starring: Henrik Mestad, Eldar Skar, Selome Emnetu, Sondre Larsen (fictional story about Russia invading Norway)

Spain:

Cuéntame cómo pasó (drama, history, comedy; 2001-present) Starring: Imanol Arias, Ana Duato, Ricardo Gómez, María Galiana, Pablo Rivero (follows a family during the last years of the rule of Francisco Franco and the beginning of the Spanish transition to democracy)

If you know any other good political TV-Series, please reblog with the title and a bit of information!

anonymous asked:

Can I DC fancast graphic using Vidyut Jamwal as Superman, Danai Gurira as Wonder Woman, and David Gandy as Batman? Also do you know any pro Gwen Stacy blogs?

Sure, why not? I don’t think I’ve really seen anything any of them are in, so I can’t give a more informed opinion other than ‘they definitely look like they could play superheroes.’

Well, I can tell you a couple of bloggers who I know really love Gwen Stacy, but to be clear mostly they (like me!) love Mary Jane too. Because Gwen and MJ also loved each other! People always forget that they were best friends who adored each other and wouldn’t approve of being pitted against each other because of a boy. (Also, I ship them.)

@bipeteparker (who wrote a beautiful GwenMJ fic you should totally read if you haven’t, and it’s a background ship in a funny Spideytorch fic she wrote too.)

@traincat (Gwen’s a member of the supporting cast in her Spideytorch high school AU and there are about 8 pages of Gwen posts on her tumblr.)

@mizzy2k (has also written a fic where GwenMJ is a background ship – Gwen leaves Peter for MJ, and everything about it is great)

@effyeahmaryjane seems to have tons of GwenMJ posts!

I’m sure I’m forgetting a ton of people! Feel free to add your names if you like Gwen too!

anonymous asked:

"[With Valkyrie] I wanted to make sure we weren't making a female character that was boring and pretty. What I wanted was someone who was going to play the opposite and be even more of the 'guy' character than the guys." said the director apparently

Honestly, it’s not all that surprising to hear from the franchise that felt that Jane and Darcy were not integral parts of the story, that fridging Frigga was a grand plan, and from the production company that felt perfectly fine about quietly writing out Pepper Potts and Betty Ross. They don’t value their women unless they are in some way attached to the male lead or are Ultra Powerful Warrior Woman. (It’s no accident Natasha is the only woman left from Phase I.) It sounds like an extension of Feige’s comment about Valkyrie being more of “Thor’s equal” than Jane. Which is ridiculous, because female characters shouldn’t be reduced to their physical fighting capabilities or how pseudo-masculine Marvel can make their character descriptions.

I am so hopeful for Valkyrie and Tessa Thompson, but calling her what amounts to “one of the guys” doesn’t strike much confidence in me given Marvel’s misogynistic tendencies.

Source (sorry about the link, on mobile): http://ew.com/movies/2017/03/10/thor-ragnarok-tessa-thompson-valkyrie/amp/

anonymous asked:

Hi! Can I ask about Oikawa, Ushijima, Iwaizumi and Kuroo, who has a girl in a class who they don't really like (I don't know... because she is mean, or too smart for them, or just... don't like) and then they see her when she plays the piano and think that she is someone totally else that they think she is? I really like your blog! And Happy Birthday!

OKAY THIS IS WEIRD BECAUSE the other day i was thinking about how in jane austen novels, a woman playing the piano means that she is a well-brought-up, high class woman (and therefore, sexually desirable) and i thought to myself “i wonder if I’m going to get a request like this at some point” and then i checked the inbox the next day and this was there. this is what happens when you get your BA in english

also sorry for the very delayed thank you! it was really hard to think of reasons why these guys wouldn’t like you…like i don’t know you, but i’ve decided that you’re so nice that it should be impossible for these boys to dislike you


Oikawa

He was only walking back from the restroom during lunch. The music room he always passed was empty on his way there as it usually was, but as he headed back to his classroom today, he was surprised to hear the sound of a gentle piano coming from the room. Naturally curious, Oikawa stopped in the doorway to observe the source of the beautiful music. The girl at the piano had their back face to him, posture perfect and delicate hands gliding over and pressing the keys with such ease.

There was always something completely entrancing about a girl playing the piano; it gave her a certain charm that Oikawa could never resist. Perhaps it was the amount of discipline it took to play with such skill that he could relate to that he found very attractive. He would be a fool to not and stay and listen, and give you the applause the you deserved when the piece was over. With quiet steps, he entered the room and sat in one of the chairs placed near the piano, but chose one that was still behind the girl. He needed to surprise her when she was finished. In his mind, she would turn around, gracefully startled by his presence.

When she finished playing the song, Oikawa clapped his hands together, offering a “Brava! That was beautiful.” She turned around at the sound of his voice and applause, smile bright.

“You flatter me. It’s a piece I just learned, so there were some mistakes.”

His smile wavered.

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@insidiousmisandry and i were talking about this awhile back, and it is such fun to ponder!:

if grace & frankie did an episode that flashed back to the early days of grace & frankie & robert & sol knowing each other, who would be ideal casting to play grace and frankie? (and robert and sol too!)

edited to add:

my fanciful casting, using the ever-so-scientific criteria of:

  • tv actors
  • with an at least vaguely similar look & voice to the characters
  • who’ve got comedic acting chops

grace: eliza coupe

(is my decision 99% based on the character of jane from happy endings? yes.)

frankie: tatiana maslany

(i feel like the genius who gave us the likes of alison, helena, cosima and sarah could do a rad and hilarious young frankie. also, this was definitely the hardest one to puzzle out, so i finally defaulted to ‘cast the woman who can play anything and let her show off her amazing curly hair’)

sol: nicolas d'agosto

(note: yes, okay, he also played the guy who gave brianna her dog and then hooked up with her. shhhhhhhhhh! shhhhhhhhhh! look at his earnest and well-meaning face!)

robert: scott porter

(it has been a little while since i watched hart of dixie, but i was always enchanted by him. i feel like Emotionally Unavailable Workaholic And Terrible Husband With A Latent Silly Side would totally be in his wheelhouse.)

and also young robert dreaming, even in those days, to star in a production of 1776

WLWeek17 Day 3

Your first wlw ship (subtext)

My first subtext ship was Rizzles.

Originally posted by elizalovesrizzles

JUST LOOK AT THEM.

Detective Jane Rizzoli and Dr. Maura Isles are married and in love.  That’s an indisputable fact.

I was always a sucker for a cop drama and this one came out and it was female led.  Of course I watched it.

But then it hit all my buttons.  Jane is a rough around the edges tomboy who is tough and strong.  She doesn’t take any shit.  She’s the best of the best.  She loves her job (maybe a little too much) and she loves her family.  If you are ever confused about what futch is, it’s Jane Rizzoli.

Maura is a genius, card-holding member of MENSA.  She doesn’t really get subtext and is a stickler for the rules.  She cannot identify a sticky red stain as blood until the test results come in.  She is incredibly empathetic.  She’s an ME to give a voice to the dead.  She’s lonely because she’s better at understanding the dead than the living.

Not only are they my favorite kinds of characters, but they are best friends. They’re not like the het cop shows where they’re forced together as partners. No, they’re friends from the beginning, choosing to stick together.  They’re affectionate with each other, as shown above.  Like even as a show about female friendship, which was their intention, it was incredibly powerful.  Maura ends up being an adoptive part of the Rizzoli clan and it makes me all gooey inside.

This was the first show I ever read fic for.  And honestly, if I could come up with a case of some kind I would write fic for it, too.  I think this was the first fandom I joined on tumblr other than Doctor Who.

I think they missed out on a powerful story here too.  I mean yes, female friendship is severely underrepresented in the media, but this level of slow burn friends to lovers would have been epic.  Like.. Sasha Alexander (the woman who plays Maura) was a hardcore shipper.  She literally said in an interview that unless the writers could give good love interests for them both it was always going to be them.  She’s straight and she ships it.  My mom ships it.  It could’ve been great, but unfortunately TNT is stupid.  

I miss my crime fighting babies and I miss when people included them in things.  Like, it’s great that there’s more wlw content out there now that they get pushed back, but like….. I’m still in love with them….

unfathomabletortoise  asked:

who always wants to play the classics, and who always finds and suggests the most obscure surreal modern pieces?

rose lalonde has memorized exactly 7 obscure modern performance art plays back to back, 3 of them one-woman productions, and immediately shoots down anything musical because she knows she can’t sing and she’ll be damned if she gets a choral part because of her wretched pipes

jane crocker shows up to the cast meeting with an armful of shakespeare scripts and a head full of determination

I am on a quest! For the PERFECT Pride and Prejudice cast! I’ll be reviewing the characters from one of my favourite books, Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen, and selecting the actor who played the character the best! 

Colin Firth 

You know him as Darcy, in fact everyone does. In the mid to late 1990s, every woman was head over heels in love with Firth as Darcy in one form or another. The 1995 adaption of Pride and Prejudice started a nationwide trend for period dramas and excessive side burns. It even inspired a cult classic in it’s own right, “Bridget Jones’s Diary”, and in the film adaption, Mark Darcy was played by none other that Firth himself.

Lets analyse Firth’s Darcy to see what makes him so iconic,

PROS

  • Wet shirt
  • Very funny and vulnerable when he wants to be 
  • So angry

CONS

  • Has a bit of a dad vibe
  • Tainted forever by Mamma Mia 
  • So angry

Matthew Macfadyen

He played Darcy in the beautifully shot 2005 adaption with Keira Knightley, and then went on to star in the BBC drama “Spooks”, but other than that, he hasn’t hit Hollywood hard since. His Darcy was vulnerable and was so obviously in love with Elizabeth that it makes me melt every time I watch it. I have lots of love for Macfadyen, reasons being this scene

which is beautifully filmed and the chemistry is amazing. Oh and this moment

PROS

  • That bit where he says “love” three times and it’s the cutest thing in the world
  • When he roleplays Jane to help Bingley at the end
  • SEXUAL TENSION

CONS

  • Not as pretty 
  • Not as angry
  • No curly hair

Daniel Vincent Gordh

He’s the originally faceless Darcy from Hank Green and Bernie Su’s webseries of Pride and Prejudice. His reveal on the show was one of the tensest moments of my life. This series sent me back onto my Pride and Prejudice obsession, because it was so painfully accurate and so painfully funny. Ashley Clements deserves a shout out for her version of Darcy 

PROS

  • Very cute
  • Never angry
  • So much tension and chemistry with Lizzie

CONS

  • Sometimes a little bit wooden
  • Not really my idea of Darcy
  • The bow ties 

Sam Riley 

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. That is correct, regency deliciousness, and rotting corpses. It’s perfect. The film is relatively new, and is based off the 2009 book of the same name. Sam Riley plays a zombie hunter, weapons master version of the Darcy we all know and love, taking his frustrations and general anger out on the undead. This film has many qualities, but one of its best is the truthfulness to the original whilst still being completely fresh. Take the first proposal scene for instance

PROS

  • THAT PROPOSAL SCENE
  • Right level of constant annoyance
  • Totally in awe of Elizabeth

CONS

  • The voice doesn’t match his face?
  • Darcy’s emo phase
  • Leather jacket?

And the winner is…

Always Firth. He’s synonymous with the role, as soon as the name Fitzwilliam Darcy comes into my head, out he emerges in blazant glory and his wet white shirt. I love Macfayden because I love the 2005 adaption, but Colin Firth has played Darcy twice, and no body can top that.

So in case some of you guys haven’t heard the recent news regarding Thor 3- as of now Natalie Portman/Jane Foster is NOT returning to reprise her role as Jane.

But Marvel does have a actress by the name of Tessa Thompson (who is a woman of color) who’s rumored to play Valkyrie. And given the recent and ongoing fiasco that is the Stucky fandom…PLEASE protect Tessa and Valkyrie at all costs, of course she’s already getting some negative feedback from the Jane/Thor stans.

You know it will get worse- so I encourage you guys to call them out on their bullshit on sight, thank you.