Don’t let the title fool you lol.
Background Info: you are a 17yr old witch in Mystic Falls. You help out the gang as much as possible but since you’re one of the youngest, they try to keep you out of everything to keep you safe. You found something of worth to Damon and Stefan and decided to show them. You meet Kai instead.
You drove up to the Salvatore house a little excited of your discovery. You had been reading every grimoire that you could get your hands on and finally stumbled upon something worth the read. You found a spell on how you can get Bonnie back safely, without having to use the help of that psychopath. You had forgotten his name already, but you were told to keep a far distance from him.
After knocking on the door you were surprised by an unfamiliar face. He looked you up and down with no shame and smirked.
“And who do I owe the pleasure to?” He asked with a smile and an outstretched hand.
“I’m Y/N…” You said awkwardly, as you took his hand, expecting a simple handshake. Instead, he took your hand and kissed it, catching you completely off guard. He finally decided that now was a good time to let you in as he opened the door and moved aside, all the while, checking you out. You had to admit that he was hot, but you were really uncomfortable from this unwanted attention.
As you awkwardly stood in the hallway, leaned against the wall with the grimoire in your hand, you tried to avoid the penetrating gaze of the stranger in front of you. This dude was seriously “eye-fucking” you and didn’t seem to care that you have noticed. Clearing your throat to snap him out of whatever he was thinking about, you finally spoke.
“So um….who are you?” You asked shyly, trying not to look him in the eyes.
“My name is Malachi Parker. Friends just call me Kai. If I had friends.” He answered sweetly, slowly making his way closer to you.
Kai. That name sounded so familiar to you but you just couldn’t put your finger on it. As you were pondering on the familiarity of his name, you failed to realize that he was still slowly moving closer to you. It then hit you. Damon had been complaining about somebody named, Kai, and how he had been drinking up his bourbon. Damon described the situation as, “If I come home one more time, to that little psychopath drinking all my bourbon, I’ll rip his throat out.”
Once you realized that this man standing in front of you was Kai Parker, the sociopath, the one that everyone told you to stay away from, you r eyes widened with fear. You jumped to see that he was now by you, leaning on the wall, smirking at you.
“Where are Damon and Stefan?” You asked in a confident voice while slowly distancing yourself from him.
“Damon went out for a snack. He’ll be back in a few.” He said, inching himself towards you.
At that moment, to your delight, Damon and Stefan opened the door and came in.
“Hey guys!” You said all too quickly as you rushed over there to greet them.
“Y/N what are you doing here? Why is your heart beating so fast? Are you scared?” Damon asked with a concerned look on his face. He finally looked up at Kai and realized why you were so anxious to see them.
You were in the middle of hugging Stefan when you heard a huge thud. You turned to see Damon choking Kai on the wall. Kai was actually laughing.
“If you touched her, I swear to God, I’ll-”
“Rip my throat out? Yeah that ones getting old Damon. You better get some new lines. Besides I didn’t touch her. We were bonding until we were so rudely interrupted” Kai interrupted Damon with a confident smirk on his face. As soon as he said this Damon let him and down and looked over to you for confirmation. You looked back at him and Kai, confused but just nodded your head.
“So what did you find for us this time, little witch?” Stefan asked while playfully tugging your hair. You rolled your eyes at his playfulness as you all made your way to the living room.
As you were explaining to Stefan what you found, you could still feel Kai’s eyes on you. You tried your best to ignore it but was interrupted by Damon’s voice.
“Why are you looking at her like that?” Damon said to Kai with the biggest stank face you could possibly imagine.
“Like what?” Kai asked innocently.
“Like a creep. Don’t even think about it, Psycho. She doesn’t have an interest in 40-yr old men, child molester.” Damon said with disgust.
“Says the 100 and something year old vampire that fell in love with a 17 year old girl.” Kai said with that same smirk.
“Damon. Don’t even bother. Just let Y/N finish telling us what she found.” Stefan said calmly, while placing his hand on your back.
“Well I can’t focus on the story with this psycho perv, eye-fucking her.” Damon protested.
Suddenly feeling uncomfortable, you shifted in your seat and cleared your throat. Stefan glared at Kai and Damon while patting your back. The obvious tension between Kai and Damon was almost becoming unbearable, until Kai broke the silence.
“You know, you don’t need to do all that work Y/N.” He said with a devious smile.
“What do you mean?” You glared at him with annoyance.
“Well I am the leader of the Gemini coven and that does make me, megapowerful.” He said with a smile.
“Oh spit it out Kai!” Damon yelled, having enough of his games.
“Hey I’m just saying that I could get us to Bonnie without having to do a complicated spell like that.”
“Then let’s do it. We can’t waste anymore time.” You said quickly.
“Slow down, little chipmunk. There is one condition.” He said with a smirk. “You, my dear Y/N, have to kiss me.” As he finished his statement with his arms stretched out, you couldn’t do anything but stare at him in shock. This time it was Stefan who had enough.
“I’ll rip your lips off! What the hell is wrong with you?! You just met her, you creep.” Stefan said while standing up.
“Take it or leave it.” Kai said while looking straight at you.
You had to think about Bonnie. You wanted your friend to safely find her way back to you guys and you missed her. She would have probably done the same for any of us, even Damon. You had to do it. Just one kiss wouldn’t hurt. One kiss in exchange for Bonnie’s life wasn’t such a bad deal. You sighed and stood up causing a commotion from both Salvatore brothers.
“You don’t have to do this if you don’t want to Y/N.” Damon said, shooting glares at Kai.
“One simple kiss in exchange for Bonnie? I’ll take it. It’s fine. It’s just a kiss right?” You said assuringly.
“And trust me Damon, she’s gonna want to, many times after this.” Kai said with his signature smirk.
“I will end you.” Damon spat at Kai while patting you on the shoulder with an apologetic look.
You stood in front of a smiling Kai and sighed. “Ready for the time of your life?” He asked confidently. You rolled your eyes in response and took a deep breath. Before he was ready you have him a peck on the cheek and smiled.
“What was that?!” He asked in disbelief.
“You said a kiss. You weren’t specific on where or what kind. By the way, a deals a deal.” You said with a smirk as you heard the laughter of Stefan and Damon behind you.
This resulted in a glare from Kai as his cheeks turned a bright red, causing an even louder eruption of laughter from the Salvatores.
“Is the little psycho blushing?! Are you embarrassed?” Damon pointed at him while laughing uncontrollably.
With this, Kai stomped out of the house, earning you a high five from each of the Salvatores.
Sorry this is poorly written but it was kind of in the heat of the moment. There shall be a part 2!!