and the shirt over the shirt like wtf

*squints* is that a happy soccer au i see? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

here’s the lowdown:

  • mari and adrien are childhood best friends™ 
  • they met through being new neighbours adrien used to be legit just a loner until he met mari who was like ‘dude play soccer with me’ and they became straight up bffs after that 
  • they both loved sour patch kids and space and drew what they thought was a genius graphic design of a space sour patch kids logo when they were young 
  • they end up going to different highschools in the same town and still live in the same neighbourhood. they both join soccer teams in the their respective schools.
  • in terms of skill and technicality, mari is the better player but adrien seriously pulls unexpected moves that make him stand out. 
  • uhmm..everyone girl is rlly gay for mari in her school they are just her fangirls lmfao same thing for adrien but mari has got like 4k followers on instagram and all she does is take a photo of her soccer ball 
  • they have this tradition to draw the space sour patch kids logo on their team shirts ever since they started soccer in high school so that neither forget the other and wow that’s romantic guys 
  • their coaches were at first like wtf no but they used permanent marker so they ended up accepting it over the years and now everytime they join new teams or get new shirts everyone is like ‘when r u having the logo’
  • their schools r so nosy on who tf the person who draws their logos is omg everyone is always trying to spy on them to figure out who adrien/mari is
  • this time it’s adrien who has a crush on mari and mari is the one to eventually fall in love 

thelowradio-deactivated20170203  asked:

w how tall r your siblings?

mmmmm i asked them and they both said they don’t really know – my brother is prolly a bit over 5′6 or something idk – he’s taller than me and my sister and we think he’s still growing

i have to tiptoe so hard just to match my sister’s height in photos :( people often mistake us for twins tho loool

Dating Peter Parker would include...

Originally posted by peterbparkerr

  • not knowing about spider-man at first
  • which means Peter would act dodgy from time to time 
  • many attempts at a date night would fail 
  • it would piss you off bc you his excuse would always be flawed
  • so one day when you accuse him of not caring, he’d just blurt out that he’s spider-man
  • or you’d go to his apartment after being stood up by him and you’d walk in on him change out of his suit or something 
  • regardless of how you find out you’re completely shocked
  • but then you’d be like Ned and ask so many questions
  • you’d often fret about him getting hurt
  • sometimes he kinda wishes he never told you about spider-man bc you worry so much 
  • waiting in his room for him to return from his spider-man duties
  • nursing his wounds when he’s done something drastic 
  • you’d get along great with Aunt May
  • like while you’re waiting for Peter to come home, you and Aunt May will do some baking
  • or she’d get the photo albums out and show you Peter’s baby pictures
  • you’d be close with Ned too 
  • fantasising with Ned over what Peter’s suit can do 
  • if you’re into Star Wars then that’s a big bonus for Peter
  • but if you’re not it doesn’t make any difference to his feelings for you
  • it just means you have to endure a Star Wars marathon from time to time
  • you’d also have regular movie nights 
  • which means lots and lots of cuddling on the sofa :):):):)
  • snuggling under a blanket together
  • cute kisses
  • silly kisses
  • nose kisses
  • forehead kisses
  • all over the face kisses
  • kisses that linger, especially when he’s going out 
  • steamy make-out sessions 
  • which Aunt May has walked in on from time to time
  • like you and Peter are on his bed full on making out and Aunt May casually walks in with the laundry basket 
  • Peter avoids Aunt May for the whole week afterwards
  • having study nights together 
  • most of the time you don’t actually study
  • late night conversations over the phone 
  • and when Peter’s tired he pours his heart out to you 
  • he’s all mushy and like ‘I love yooooooou’ 
  • Peter sneaking into your room at 3am after a night of fighting crime 
  • he’d give you those sorts of hugs where he just wraps his arms around your shoulders or head and squeezes you so close to him 
  • he likes to bury his face in your hair bc he likes the smell of it
  • holding hands as you walk around school
  • Peter would always walk you to your classes and give you a kiss before you go in
  • OMG running your hands over THAT BODY!!!
  • secretly admiring him whenever he’s got his shirt off 
  • him teasing you when he catches you staring 
  • lots of giggling 
  • and bad jokes
  • lots of tickling too
  • which normally ends in making out 
  • wearing his clothes 
  • especially the ‘I survived my trip to nyc’ shirt 
  • loving it when people talk about how cool spider-man is bc it makes you feel so proud of him
  • lying in bed and listening to music together
  • having to lie really close bc you’re sharing headphones
  • Peter just casually showing up at the avengers headquarters with you
  • Tony’s like wtf 
  • “it’s okay, she knows about spider-man”
  • Tony: *facepalm*
  • he loves you so much 
  • like he rambles to Ned about how amazing and beautiful you are
  • Ned usually zones out at this point bc he’s heard it all before
  • Peter considers himself lucky to have someone like you
  • and sometimes worries that he might mess things up
  • bc if he lost you it would be the end of the world for him
  • bc you are his world :)

anonymous asked:

may i request both of your crush headcanons (ex: how they act/treat their crush, would they pass notes, any specific things they do JUST for their crush, etc etc) for the hosts + haruhi? :oo i'm curious to see what you two think!

 awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah (GOMEN IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE WE POSTED ANYTHING SO HAVE THIS RLY LONG HEADCANON POST)


Tamaki:

  • Tamaki is dense as hell about his crush but you guys already knew that so at first he’s just putting the charms on you because he sees beauty in you just like he does with his clients
  • and he’ll just attempt to spend as much time with you as possible and call you sweet nicknames and his usual princely shit but then he suddenly starts to realise w h o a h i really like doing this kind of stuff around you
  • he ends up trying to rope you into the host cub family and gets you involved with all their shenanigans and you just end up being swept along with the tide like gdi tamaki
  • and then he starts getting JEALOUS whenever anyone else especially tHOSE SHADY TWINS gets a bit too close to be considered friendly and at first he just thinks ‘well they’re a part of our family, im just being protective’ but then Kyoya’s just like ‘nope. not doing this shit again. you like them. in a romantic sense not a family one gdi tamaki you want to be their boyfriend now stfu.
  • que sudden realisation on tamaki’s part
  • and he doesn’t really know how to act around you now so he just decides to up the charm (and gets really flustered at the same time and usually ends up embarrassing himself horribly by staring at you for too long when you’re walking together and careening into a pole or something).
  • *PRINCELYNESS INTENSIFIES*
  • put it this way; to him a moment when he doesn’t have your attention is a moment wasted
  • senpai wants to be noticed so badly
  • plz notice him and put him out of his misery

Haruhi:

  • dude. its Haruhi. she has no clue that she even likes you.
  • but its pretty clear to everyone else so there’s that
  • she just makes an effort to spend time with you and hang out and she’s just always there being nice and helpful and friendly and w o w be still my beating heart just look at that smile
  • she’s so unbelievably good to you like ‘you’re worried about an upcoming test??? we can study together at my house. i’ll cook dinner!’ 
  • ‘you need notes from that class you missed?? i’ll copy out mine for you.’ 
  • ‘you lost your phone?? i’ve got time lets spend the next three hours traipsing around the building calling it until we hear it.’
  • she pretty much sees you as one of her closest friends who she admires very much because you’re really great and talented and attractive in her eyes and she - wait what attractive??
  • ‘oh.’
  • ding dong you got it Haruhi.
  • and now she’s just a big flustered MESS around you at all possible times and trying her best not to show it because is this okay am i too close or not close enough do oh no have they twigged because im acting weird they can probably tell what if they dont feel the same way somebody please kill me god damn
  • eventually Kyoya figures it out of course and sometimes he makes very sly comments when you’re around, hinting that she likes you and Haruhi just has to kind of discreetly kick him like stfu kyoya u heinous space herpe
  • not to mention the way her head just SNAPS to a conversation whenever you’re mentioned and yeah we all knew it Haruhi you are just too cute for words.

Hikaru:

  • YOU MEAN AFTER HE GETS OVER HIS GIANT DENIAL BECAUSE SWEET MAMA THAT BOY IS DENSE WHEN IT COMES TO HIS OWN FEELINGS
  • yeah at first he’s gonna avoid you like the plague because what is happening to him why the hell is he reacting so strongly wtf all u did was pIC K UP A PenC IL G oD
  • okay so AFTER Haruhi, Kaoru and Honey smack sense into him and he comes to terms with it its great because he’s not competing against his brother or anyone else this time so yeah he just gOES FOR IT
  • Hikaru will legit resort to any means to get your attention/an excuse to hang out
  • any means
  • srsly he’s the kind of guy who’ll throw notes at your head in class just so that you both get detention or nick your wallet or something when youre not looking just so he can ‘find’ it for you later
  • ‘you’re failing that class?? WHAT A COINQUIDINK im failing too we should totes have a study date or something’
  • ‘oh dear i seem to have spilled my coffee all over you whoops SO sorry here take my shirt and lemme walk you to class’
  • he really does take off his shirt. this boy has no shame.
  • and whaaaaaaat??? rumours that you two are dating??? he totally didnt see this coming or hope those would spring up but hey you know thats not such a bad idea >;D
  • prepare for him to be super jealous all the time whenever you talk to other people like ‘whoah hey wtf hikaru i was in the middle of a conversation’ ‘no dont talk to them i swear on my life they were leering at your ass. im just looking out for you here, they’re probably a sexual deviant. bad news stay away.’
  • whatta dweeb

Kaoru:

  • he’s so nice what the hell Kaoru this level of selflessness is inhuman i stg
  • he just loves spending time with you and hanging out and doing things together this puppy is pretty much at your beck and call what a sweetie
  • of course that doesn’t mean you’re exempt from the light jokes and teasing that accompanies it
  • he’s basically at your side as much as he’s at his brothers (which means that you now have both of the twin’s attention well done prepare for hell and mischief)
  • but he pretty much makes himself your own personal superman like ‘wHOOPS you nearly tripped lucky i was there to catch you’ and ‘you’re off sick?? ill copy my notes for you. also what kind of soup do you like cause im coming over’
  • Kaoru is fun! He’s the kind of guy who’ll just text you like ‘are you busy?? not anymore there’s a carnival in town so get dressed, im waiting outside!’ and then he just drags you off and its loads of fun and youre just like ????? are u just being a fun friend or do u like me????
  • yeah thats another thing he’s so good of a friend that it becomes really hard for you to tell that if he actually has the dokis for you or if he’s just really friendly because he’s not FLIRTING with you like he does when he’s hosting and its confusing, but really he’s treating you differently and genuinely because he does actually like you and he wants you to stop treating him like just a friend AND ITS ALL VERY CONFUSING and absolutely perfect for a tense confession scene aww yeah aHEM we’ll totally write that if u guys request it
  • also prepare for Hikaru to get tired of waiting for his bro to make a move and attempt to be his wingman and he’s just dropping hints everywhere BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO BE CATCHING ON
  • Hikaru is 4378436% done with both of you. ‘omfg just kiss already you’ll make a lot of people happy’
  • the host club has started a betting pool on which one of you is gonna break and confess first lets just say Haruhi ends up with a LOT of moolah by the end of this charade

Kyoya:

  • the denial is strong in Kyoya ohhh boy
  • YOU THINK HIKARU’S BAD YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO FATHOM THE SHEER AMOUNT OF DENIAL THAT IS HAPPENING HERE like he’s used to being charming and suave with his clients but this is different he actually has feelings for you???? huh??????? what is he supposed to do with those????
  • feelings are too much hassle goodbye
  • its likely that Kyoya would try to shove these feelings into a box in the corner of his mind and never ever ever think about you or how you make his heart do weird things or how nice you look when you laugh or how attractive your smile is and god fucking dammit
  • and even though he’s trying to suppress what he deems to just be a ‘distraction’ his soft spot for you still shows in ways he doesn’t realise until after he’s done it
  • ‘oh my god did i just offer them a discount what the hell is WRONG with me’
  • /i wont say im in love plays softly in the distance/
  • once he actually comes to terms with his feelings tho he starts PLANNING
  • if he’s going to do this whole ‘crush’ thing he’s gonna do it RIGHT gosh darn it.
  • he ends up using the host club to his advantage by making sure that they’re always serving your favourite food or doing a theme you like cause hey if it gets you there, he’s happy.
  • expect to run into him everywhere and every time you somehow get roped into getting lunch at really nice and expensive places with him and eventually its like ‘???? are we on a date Kyoya??’
  • ‘Well, duh.’
  • ‘oh. cool.’

Honey:

  • Honey KNOWS he’s cute and he’ll be damned if he doesn’t use it to his advantage here
  • he is affectionate as hell and he’s always around you or holding your hand or giving you hugs or sometimes when he gets really confident or ahead of himself he’ll plant big kisses on your cheeks and HE GETS AWAY WITH IT because everyones just like ‘awww thats Honey-senpai for ya’
  • tbh about half of your life is spent sitting at his table eating with him because how can you say no to a face like that
  • but here’s the kicker *drumroll*… he saves food for you
  • i know right
  • like if he knows you’re coming today he will find your favourite flavour bring it to his table and protect it with his life if he has to no one is allowed to touch the desserts he saves for you
  • its terrifying tbh
  • Mori totally knows about his big fat crush tho and most of his time is spent hovering over Honey’s shoulder whispering ‘tell them’
  • ‘IM WORKING ON IT TAKASHI’
  • he’s confident - maybe even overly so - in interacting with you as his crush, and later as your s/o,  but we think he’d actually be pretty nervous about the actual confession part 
  • like he’s super worried that you only see him as this little brother figure and he knows that you smiling at him in that way that makes his stomach flip when he does something cute doesn’t equal attraction and you guys are pretty much surrounded by these other hot people who people are falling all over and bless his soul youre perfect just the way you are Honey don’t ever change you can be cute and a boyfriend at the same time my darling

Mori:

  • bruh. Mori is so unbelievably chill about this.
  • in fact, he’s SO chill that it presents a problem because it’s almost impossible for anyone but Honey to figure out that he likes you at all.
  • THIS MAN IS TOO TALENTED AT HIDING HIS BLUSH.
  • the one big factor? He talks more when you’re around. you bring out his more talkative (and flirty) side because he really just wants to keep your attention.
  • and you’re like ???????????????????????? did big silent Mori just FLIRT with you???
  • hell yes he did and you better respond my friend
  • doki doki
  • while he really wants to hang out with you he’s sometimes not exactly not sure how to ask, and that’s where Honey comes into the picture
  • Honey will often drag you along to spend time with him and Takashi and then have some sort of ‘emergency’ thats causes him to abscond so you’re left with Mori and Mori has no qualms whatsoever about this
  • PS Honey is a matchmaking genius
  • He also likes having study dates with you because you guys get to spend time together without relying on conversation to keep it going (also because he gets to call it a date and it makes him feel all wibbly inside)
  • spoiler alert: Mori is actually adorkable when it comes to romance
  • when he finally does confess its gonna be romantic (and surprising) as hell aww yeah

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my best attempt at a masterlist of every chengsey moment in trk

  • ch. 6: henry calling gansey “richard-man” adj;fdkd
  • the slightly disturbing fact that henry told gansey his tailgate was open because he didn’t want to draw attention to the fact that there was a little girl curled up in the cargo space of the camaro….. like buddy what if gans was kidnapping her. now youre an accomplice.
  • ch. 12: “henry cheng stood before him, all hair and smile, his eyes intense.” 
  • basically the mere fact that henry notices that gansey is having a panic attack/ptsd flashback and goes to help him in the middle of a crowd
  • “once, you got me coffee,” henry said. “when i was losing my mind. consider the favor returned.” 
  • one of the things that helps gansey come out of his attack is making eye contact with henry
  • henry saying “there he is” when gansey calms down
  • ch 17: “both henry and gansey were kings in their respective territories”
  • gansey thinking about litchfield house: “to dine in fairyland was to be forced to stay there forever or to pine for it once you left” literally what the fuck gansey
  • “yo, yo, dick gansey” im so embarrassed for henry
  • “[litchfield house] did not look remotely like a place that might host a party. it looked like a place old ladies might go to die and remain undiscovered until the neighbors noticed a strange smell. it was utterly at odds with what gansey knew of henry.” ok i lied, that’s barely chengsey but i love it anyway.
  • gansey reflecting that he understands henry (more than blue does)
  • gansey reminding blue that henry’s car is electric bc he wants her to like his boyfriend
  • henry is fine with blue being at the toga party even though no other casual acquaintances are invited, just bc gansey vouches for her
  • ch. 29: ok honestly………. the whole chapter
  • BUT for the sake of thoroughness… henry calling gansey “junior”
  • henry: “i tucked in the children [after you left] and read them stories but they kept asking after you” and gansey LAUGHS
  • gansey is cagey about explaining why they left and henry lets it pass
  • “dick three”
  • flirting via knowledge of what happened in 1751
  • GANSEY 👏 KNEW 👏 THAT 👏 HENRY 👏 WAS 👏 RIGHT 👏 BY 👏 THE 👏 ZING 👏 OF 👏 FEELING 👏 IN 👏 HIS 👏 HEART 👏
  • and yes this is bc henry knows he’s looking for a “test of mettle”
  • “that feeling of being known. not in a superficial way, but in something deeper and truer.” 
  • gansey: “what is my prize if i pass?” 👀
  • “the prize is your honor, mr. gansey.” doubly known. triply known.
  • gansey doesn’t know how to feel about being “so accurately pegged” 👀
  • “am i being kidnapped now?” oh, gansey. you shameless flirt (with bad timing)
  • “this is ganseylike too, yes?” which part? “secrets.”
  • gansey is “prepared to deploy” any combination of his fake, polite responses to heavy moments, but he understands that henry doesn’t need or want this from him, so he can just respond as his real, genuine self 
  • both deeply traumatized at the age of 10?? is that kind of symmetry romantic?? (no but im including it)
  • “do you trust me?” [gansey’s dramatic ass thinks about how he intuitively knows who to trust] “yes.”
  • THEY HOLD HANDS!!!!!!! for a second when henry scares him with robobee but still!!!!
  • ch. 30: “richardman” again
  • henry telling gansey to breathe while literally cupping gansey’s hands between his
  • “be afraid and happy” the quote that defined a generation
  • henry saying “there he is” when gansey starts breathing again 💖
  • more touching, then “easy, mr. gansey”
  • “robobee, find great hair”
  • henry matching gansey’s dramatic ass like “i think we have to decide if we trust each other or not… i think this is the moment in our young friendship”
  • “are you saying your secrets are to my secrets as an automobile is to a carbonated beverage?” henry !!!!!!
  • “magical artifacts, bro”
  • henry: “are you collapsing? are you fine? i thought we were conversing”
  • gansey reflecting that henry is the closest thing to a soul-twin he’s ever found
  • “Get. Your. Number.” HENRY ASDJFKD;F
  • gansey noticing “henry’s wickedly cut eyebrows”
  • this part made me lose my shit….. gansey thinks that, even after all of the actual magic he’s seen, henry cheng is just as magical as everything else he’s found on this journey god help me
  • “because i’m overfull on secrets and underfed on friends” henry :’(
  • again, gansey bein gay…… thinking “henry’s eyes were lively and ferocious”
  • ch. 37: “[henry] had no real way to explain how he felt about trying to befriend richard gansey…” his love for richard is too big for words guyz
  • “LONGING TO BECOME FRIENDS”
  • when henry’s being kidnapped by mr. gray (also fuck you sir, how dare  you hurt my son’s shoulder), he begs robobee to “tell someone who can make this stop,” and robobee alerts gansey, who calls mr. gray immediately !!!!
  • ch. 38: when he meets henry and mr. gray, gansey’s like, “this wasn’t the next step i wanted to take in our friendship”… ok gans tell us about the ‘next step’ you had been imagining then
  • when gansey confirms that they’re officially friends now: “now something else lit henry’s smile. it was genuine and pleased but also something more, and there were not quite words for it.” im gonna take a wild guess and say one word you might use would be ‘lust.’
  • ch. 49: gansey thinking of henry’s “be afraid and happy” advice when he needs strength to go after glendower…. im crying youre crying we’re all crying
  • ch. 51: robobee is basically a lovebee that tells henry when gansey needs him
  • henry using second person “thee” to refer to gansey 👀
  • henry lets gansey drive his car!!!
  • “i’ll watch for cops. go, go, go.” they’re like thelma and louise
  • henry lets gans drive his car along the steep side of a mountain with no guard rail! he must have been so scared but he let him do it!!!
  • gansey: “however do you drive?” henry: “i don’t. you do.” 
  • “HE HAD TO TRUST HENRY”
  • henry reacting to gansey’s driving… “yay. also, woo.”
  • ch. 53: henry making a b&e joke but definitely also a sex joke that gansey will probably be up thinking about at 3 am for every night the rest of his life: “let us enter, dick, as i’ve already broken”
  • JEONG!!!!!! “we are friends at once, we would instantly do what friends would do for each other. not just pals. friends. blood brothers. you just feel it. we instead of you and me. that’s jeong.”
  • henry suggests splitting up and doesn’t question gans turning off his flashlight, because he’s PERFECT for gansey (me? dramatic? its more likely than you think)
  • ch. 54: gansey doesn’t ask henry to come with him once they find the tunnel bc he remembers that henry’s biggest fear is a hole in the ground (am i crying?? yes.)
  • henry literally giving gansey the shirt off his back!!!! (the shirt he’ll die in ok…. is it weird that i find it romantic that gansey will die wearing henry’s sweater)
  • ch. 55: GANSEY THINKING OF HTE ONCOMING SWARM AS “SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL” BECAUSE OF HENRY’S ADVICE
  • henry literally trying to reenact the princess bride with gansey like what the fuck?? “we have such few old treasures left; it would be so careless to let them get destroyed.”
  • gansey: “please. please help me.” henry: “i thought you’d never ask.” wtf why do they do this to me
  • ch. 58: henry tells gansey to pull over after they’re leaving glendower, and says, “stop driving. i know you need to. you’ve needed to since we left. get. out.” so gansey can get out of the car and cry 💖
  • ch. 59: henry casually calling gansey “president” as they’re binding adam’s hands???
  • ch. 64: while gansey’s official last words before dying are “it’ll be okay. i’m ready. blue, kiss me,” his SECOND-TO-LAST words are “thanks for everything, henry. you’re a prince among men.” like hwat hte hell dude….. are you even aware that youre in love.. 
  • ch. 66: henry is the one who demands they find a way to bring gansey back!!!
     

anonymous asked:

I bet when Wonho's bored, he would lay down on his belly between Kihyun's legs with his chin on Kihyun's abdomen. And Kihyun would just stroke his hair while he reads a book, occasionally reading out loud some lines he likes and Wonho would chuckle softly before lifting Kihyun's shirt up and shoving his head underneath. He'd rest his cheek against Kihyun's bare skin, warm and content. Kihyun didn't have the heart to push him away so he'd just peek at him from his shirt collar, smiling fondly.

OH MY FUCKING GOD KILL ME ALREADY WTF

anonymous asked:

The other day a bee was crawling all over my shirt and my friend said to me "Wtf?? You're just gonna let it crawl all over you?? What if it stings you?!" and I was like "Bruh, chill. It's just on an adventure, it won't sting me unless I try to get in it's way." but honestly I felt blessed that this little bee decided to hang out on my shirt.

The bee likely sensed you were a kind soul and wanted to make a new friend. I applaud your path of action.

littlewolfdiaries  asked:

yo can I get some sexual tension johnny hcs? ur writing was great but we seriously just never see johnny romantically and like a normal boy? so what would that be like, if you two were crushing and he had to keep making moves?

-literally everyone can see the sexual tension between you two
-it is so fucking obvious that even teachers have to like separate you two in class
- “Johnny get up and move”
- “miss what did I do”
- “don’t sass me boy”
- “what…”
- “is that sass”
- “no sir”
- “I think I hear sass”
- “I think you hear wrong”
- “detention”
-anyway…
-so Johnny always asks you on dates but he never actually uses the word date
- “hey wanna go to dinner and a movie”
- “sure so like a date?”
- “it’s dinner and a movie”
- “so it’s a date?”
- “…”
- “…”
-he does that shit where he pretends to yawn and wraps his arm around you
-and you do that shit where you touch his thigh and pretend it was an accident
-he literally gets hard on just that
-okay so he does this thing where he pretends he’s just trying to pass by you
-and he’ll literally like press his body against you and you can feel e v e r y t h i n g
-and this bitch acts all innocent like “oh excuse me”
-and you’re literally blushing like an idiot
-so you two are always at the Curtis house because duh
-and he makes a point of taking of his shirt and saying
- “oh my it’s so hot in here”
-and everyone stared at him like wtf
-and lemme tell you
-Johnny boy is not a boy
-johnnycakes
-more like johnnytriplelayerfudgechocolatecakewithtwoheapingscoopsoficecreamontheside
-whenever you two go to the pool he pretends to just casually take off his shirt
-but really he looks like zac efron in baywatch
-if you don’t get what I’m saying bless your soul I’m sorry you’re missing out
-so one day you two are just chilling
-and he suddenly reaches over to touch your cheek
-saying some bullshit like “oh there’s an eyelash”
-bitch there’s no motherfucking eyelash
-then all the sexual tension suddenly comes flooding out
-wait…
-anyway then you two start making out and you’re literally about to fuck on the couch
-then ponyhoe walks in like “hey guys–whoa”
- “what the fuck pony can’t you wear a bell”
- “um I’m sorry I live here???”
-you guys do eventually fuck and then start dating
-the end

anonymous asked:

RFA, V and Saeran going out to a pumpkin field with MC, picking a few pumpkins to carve or maybe bake into sweets- ( Oh how I love pumpkin carving tho cause after you can bake the seeds and have a nice snack- )

this is perfect for the day of Halloween so I’m gonna do it!! I hope you enjoy it~ I also LOVE going to pumpkin patches. I didn’t get to go to one this year though :(

~Admin MP

  • Everyone loves going to pumpkin patches okay?
  • It’s basically a rite of fall
  • So when MC suggests that they all go to one, they’re all on board
  • Even if Jumin acts like he’s too good for it he likes it as well and would love to carve a pumpkin since he never has before
  • Seven hasn’t either, or Saeran, so they’re also excited (Seven high key, Saeran low key)
  • Yoosung just hasn’t gone in years so he’s so ready
  • Jaehee went when she was little with her mother and hasn’t been since, so she’s very excited to go
  • This is Zen’s shit he loves fall shit like this
  • V loves the smell of the pumpkin fields and the feeling of a solid pumpkin underneath his hands so of course he’s gonna go
  • Jumin wears a dark blue sweater that’s very soft with the sleeves pushed up his forearms, a nice pair of black jeans and some casual boot like shoes (wtf do men wear on their feet lmAO)
  • Seven wears a red cable knit sweater, some old jeans and old sneakers since he feels like it will be muddy (it will. RIP Jumins expensive shoes)
  • Saeran wears a grey long sleeved henley with a black leather jacket over it, black jeans, a grey beanie and some black boots
  • Yoosung wears a soft, grey shirt underneath a red and black flannel shirt, jeans and some older boots 
  • Jaehee wears a light grey sweater dress, some black leggings and and black ankle boots 
  • Zen goes ham and wears a red plaid scarf with a white button up peacoat jacket, nice jeans and boots
  • V wears a button up white shirt underneath a grey sweater and dark jeans with nice shoes
  • MC is nice and comfy in their oversized crewneck sweater that says ‘RFA SQUAD’ on the front of it, black leggings, and knee high black boots
  • After they drive and get there, they spend some time looking around the stores and going to the petting zoo 
  • The goats try to eat Zen’s jacket and when he leans down to pull it away, one snatches his scarf
  • His scream can be heard by Jaehee and Seven who are buying homemade jam
  • Saeran is sitting in the corner surrounded by baby chicks and petting them all softly
  • Of course, Jumin wants to buy the whole place for Elizabeth 3rd
  • But he settles for just buying a shitload of apple cider and apple doughnuts
  • V and MC are standing to the side listening to a folk band playing
  • They start dancing like weirdos and Seven films the whole thing
  • Even though it’s cold, they all get pumpkin ice cream, some also getting apple cider
  • There are wild cats running around the place and Seven manages to befriend like ten of them
  • They all follow him around and Jumin is so jealous
  • When MC wants a cute sign from the store, everyone offers to buy it for them
  • Seven buys Saeran an apron that says ‘please don’t do anything to the cook’
  • Saeran is pleased with it
  • While laughing, Yoosung buys a sign for Jumin that says ‘home is where the cat hair sticks to everything…but the cat’
  • Jumin loves it of course
  • The place has a bunch of different cooking and baking shit and Jaehee buys a lot of pastry stuff to try out with her new jam
  • V really enjoys tea so he gets some homemade tea and a cute little tea defuser in the shape of an acorn
  • Zen keeps getting noticed by people and actually just wants to have a fun time with his friends, so Saeran lends him his beanie and Jumin gives him a pair of sunglasses
  • ~Instant Disguise~
  • They all pile on the hayrack ride to the pumkin patch, Zen complaining about the hay that’s getting into his boots
  • One of the cats made it on the hayrack ride?
  • After a few minutes of goofing around, they make it to the patch and they all split up, looking for the perfect pumpkin
  • Jumin stares down at his shoes, disgruntled at the fact that they got muddy so quickly
  • Seven laughs at him until he trips over a vine and falls in the mud
  • Saeran quietly finds a perfect pumpkin and picks up up, a tiny smile on his face
  • Snickering, Yoosung tries to throw some old gross pumpkin guts at Zen who screams and dodges (he almost hits V)
  • With his hand tucked into MC’s arm, the two of them go around feeling for the perfect pumpkins and end up finding two really good ones (”That’s why you go farther into the pumpkin patch, everyone!!”)
  • After everyone’s picked out their pumpkins, they grab the wagons provided and start wheeling them back instead of taking the hayrack ride
  • They pay for their pumpkins and go home to carve them
  • After scooping out the guts (Yoosung tries to throw some at Zen again and succeeds this time and Seven tries to stick his head inside one of the empty pumpkins and gets it stuck) they all start carving
  • Jumin carves Elizabeth 3rd
  • Jaehee carves a coffee cup with a delicate tendril of steam coming up
  • Zen carves himself
  • Seven carves a fucking meme (probably does an old one like ‘u mad’ just to piss everyone off)
  • MC carves a unicorn
  • Yoosung carves The Legend of Zelda symbol
  • Saeran carves a raven and it’s really good??
  • Jumin helps V carve something but it also ends up being Elizabeth 3rd
  • ”Did you just help me carve Elizabeth 3rd”
  • ”She deserves to be on every single one of these pumpkins.”
  • After they’re done carving, the pumpkins go outside and candles are placed inside to light them up
  • Then Jaehee and Yoosung clean the pumpkin guts and roast the pumpkin seeds to eat for later
  • Jumin heats up (with MC’s supervision) some of the apple cider he bought earlier
  • They all settle down for a nice night of playing Harry Potter Scene It 
  • (Jaehee turns into a savage and destroys everyone. The only person who can barely keep up with her is Yoosung.)

anonymous asked:

But low can you imagine this? Amoneki/amonsasa where amon pins kaneki to the wall and things get pretty heated. #wallsex - But because amon's so powerful and thoroughly going at it, he breaks the wall and they both fall through !

ANON.

during one of those higher up meetings that go on for hours and hours, amon keeps getting text messages from somebody and his phone is just going off again and again, so he finally apologizes to an annoyed matsuri and goes to his messages thinking it’s saiko asking him to pick up donuts after work or smth.

everybody notices (and surprised) when he splutters and blushes in less then .5 seconds, and ui, who is about to blow up from a mixture of agitation at his paperwork and amon, is all “is there a problem amon-san?” and amon’s like “IGOTTAGORIGHTNOWBYE” and he grabs all his things in a huge sweeping motion and barges out of the room, and akira’s all “just let him go.”

nobody knew amon koutarou could blush that badly except juuzou

so the meeting continues for some time, and mougan tries to go to the bathroom but for some reason the door is locked which is odd since it’s a stall bathroom, and the janitors don’t clean until after hours.

and everybody is starting to notice there’s a very faint constant noise coming from the bathroom too (since it’s right next to the meeting room rip)

and yoshitoki is scribbling on a white board and arima actually woke up from the meeting and is paying attention to the weird noise, and of course zero squad is following their leaders example, and juuzou is making bets with iwao over wtf the noise is (iwao says the bathroom is flooding, juuzou says the janitor brought his gf over)

and the whole meeting collectively jumps and activates their quinques as the plaster collapses and haise screams as he lands under amon who weighs like two whole haises.

everybody is like wtf was th-holy shit

because haise is on the ground and his shirt is opened up and sliding off his flushed shoulders, he’s breathing heavily, he’s flushed and his lips are all swollen, and his limbs are all wrapped around amon who also has his shirt open and is covered in hickeys. amon looks so ashamed

juuzou breaks the silence

“hi amon-san, hi haise, kuroiwa-san, you owe me candy”

arima stands up, and in the next few seconds three things happen

  1. everyone hears this song in their head
  2. arima punts amon like a soccer ball

      3. arima nicely draps his coat over haise

      4. arima races after amon with murder in his mind while everybody else sits in shocked silence

investigators hear amon screaming as he race down the halls with arima chasing him and it becomes a ccg legend.

akira gives a ded haise her lukewarm coffee and the meeting ends for the night.

anonymous asked:

Blue takes Gansey to thrift stores and craft shops to "help" pick out stuff on the cheap for outfits.

Hello, anon, I hope you are having a good day/night.
okay, listen, this would be a disaster. (also, these headcanons might be a disaster this is my first time doing something like this so forgive me)
• look, okay, Gansey is more than a little ignorant and he’d probably say some stupid shit like “I didn’t think thrift stores were real things. Like…. all of this is used???? all of it???? nothing is new?” And blue would be like why the fuck do I love you I can’t even look at your face right now
• blue would be picking out the most bizarre stuff and saying how she’s going to alter it and Gansey is smiling and nodding but he’s lowkey confused about everything she says so he just watches her eyes light up and her lips move and her cheeks color with excitement and his heart does little flips at seeing her so happy
• “wait, hold on Jane… you’re going to put that shirt…. in a blender?”
• Gansey would so want to impress blue so he’d be like…. “hey, this shirt is cute” and blue would be like “the fuck, Gansey? That’s literally a dress for a baby”
• “oh….. well it looked like it’d fit you…”
• *initiate Blue’s internal and eternal screaming*
• I feel like Gansey would end up by the used books while Blue is trying shit on in the dressing room and he’d find some bizarre cook book and then blue comes out and he’s like “Jane, did you know you could do this with food? Look at this! Jane. This is so weird!” And then he buys the book because he’s gansey
• she’d show him a lot of the stuff she tries on and everytime she comes out of the dressing room Gansey is like “what a glorious creature. look at my beautiful girlfriend. she’s so majestic. like adam. i wonder how adam is doing. maybe i should call him”
• they find a murder squash t-shirt and blue buys it (while Gansey moans in agony about it) because it’ll make Ronan laugh and also in memory of Noah r.i.p, my love
• kissing
• everytime Gansey would get a far away look on his face blue just stands on the very tips of her toes and kisses him on the nose and he just blinks and smiles at her like a dork and goes back to watching her look for clothes
• “uh, blue… I don’t think that’s a dress…. I think that’s a parachute…. maybe a table cloth???”
• “shut up Gansey it can be whatever I want it to be”
• imagine blue finding this ridiculous tie-dyed polo shirt and she just starts laughing her ass off and next thing Gansey knows blue is curled up on the floor laughing so hard she’s sobbing and people are glancing over at her like “wtf??? Is this child okay????” and then blue buys the polo shirt for Gansey and she’s like “if you can wear bright ass aquamarine shirts then you can wear this tie-dyed monstrosity”
• okay okay okay but what if Gansey was looking through the jewelry while Blue is in the fitting room and he finds this really pretty locket and so he buys it and later puts a picture of him and blue in it and then gives it to her for graduation I think that’d be so cute
• blue would find something she really loves and she’d go running through the store shrieking and waving whatever she found in the air and Gansey would watch her running at him and just laugh at how much he loves her
• when they leave the store blue has soooo much shit and Gansey offers to carry it and she’s just like “fuck off, I can carry it fine.” And then she starts dropping things and everytime she goes to pick something up she drops something else but she still refuses to let Gansey carry any of the bags so Gansey has this “I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry you” moment and he picks her up with all if the bags still in her arms and she’s screaming at him and he’s laughing and eventually the get to the pig and he gets the passenger side door open and they both collapse in a clumsy heap in the car with Gansey still laughing and blue still yelling and there’s clothes all over the seats and anyone standing in the parking lot is watching them like “what the actual shit am i watching?” But, hey, it’s super cute okay.
• and then as soon as they get back to Fox Way blue runs directly to the phone/sewing/cat room and starts making new outfits and Gansey adoringly watches her sew for a little while and listens to her softly hum some unidentifiable tune before he falls asleep on the couch
• when he wakes up it’s pretty late and blue is asleep in her chair with her head on the table next to her sewing machine and Gansey quietly moves her into her room where he tucks her into her bed, kisses her on the forehead, turns out the lights, and whispers “I love you, blue” before he leaves for the night


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Do ABCers have to ruin everything?

”You two make a striking couple. Just sayin’…😉”

”Why is your shirt on Sam ? So much better off ha”

”#bestflirt”

”They would make beautiful babies”

Usually I would roll my eyes and move on…but I need to WTF? here a bit. It’s okay to make shippery comments about Sam and a random interviewer? It’s okay to make comments about Sam making beautiful babies with someone he just met and will likely never meet again, but not his best friend and costar of over two years? It’s okay to tell Sam to take his shirt off at every chance you get? FFS. The hypocrisy is overwhelming.

🌵 phil's younow february 21, 2016 🌵

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-he just cracked his fingers
-everyone who was waiting for him to go live gets a gold sticker on the forehead
-the air raid siren scares him because silent hill
-he’s had a bit of a lazy day today
-his shirt is made out of duvet material
-he had like 17 snoozes a severe snoozefest
-his leg is better from the bathroom door incident
-but it did hurt a lot
-he’s over it though
-he edited a gaming video which is probably going up tomorrow
-brits soon
-he’s probably gonna wear the shirt he wore to the star wars premiere
-he saw the damn daniel meme
-unfortunately for dan
-us tour tickets friday!
-the dates will be up before then
-a whole variety of places
-there is a Lot of america
-actual tour bus wtf!!
-they’ll probably document the journey in some way or another
-each individual venue is selling the tickets it’s not gonna be easy
-the times might be off and the prices may vary
-but not too much difference
-what can he collect in america
-keyrings?
-magnets?
-mugs? (maybe not they have too many)
-dogs
-he was trolling people on twitter about his hair
-if he had no hair he’d wear anime wigs every day
-magnetic head
-they won’t do club penguin because they don’t want to upset people who seriously play club penguin
-go watch the brit awards video they did with 2/3 of years & years
-he’s excited for the brits lineup this year
-it’s not as terrifying as before
-he hasn’t seen deadpool yet
-his parents bought him the martian as a late birthday present
-and age of ultron
-he borrowed fargo from his parents too
-he likes siamese cats and big fluffy ones
-long head mcgee
-it was cold in the north
-his nose froze
-he had to borrow a fleece from his parents to wear under his coat
-damn phil back at it again with the younows
-he’s only allowing this meme for a week
-don’t drink when ur face is numb
-it’ll dribble out
-Good Morning Dad
-the cactus is huge
-it has salad fingers
-dan brushed his hand across the cactus and got 10 of the tiny spikes stuck in his skin for like a week
-his mum texted him
-itchy eyebrow
-he had a spot on his eyebrow but it thankfully went away
-use toothpaste or sudocrem to get rid of spots
-dan is still on holiday
-jealous of the elephant selfies
-eyebrow donations
-he did a module about teaching english as a foreign language once but he doesn’t remember it
-don’t report him for nudity
-phil’s voice after the last undertale was broken and he couldn’t stop talking like papyrus
-the next video isn’t undertale or the sims
-it’s a ~mystery~
-he was listening to drones while tidying the kitchen earlier
-he had 3 chocolate digestives very quickly
-he went to afternoon tea with his parents and it was really good
-he’s a bit of a lemon fiend at the moment
-learning about gravity waves
-he does watch a few science channels on youtube
-we accidentally started him off on a buffy tangent
-they’re still waiting for a few venues to be locked down for the tour
-he has a tripadvisor but he doesn’t use his real name he uses the name zack
-he doesn’t want to be recognized by restaurants if he gives 4/5 stars instead of 5/5
-he’s excited for pokemon go
-he has to go in a minute
-tongue tangle
-sniff
-a quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog
-thanks for coming
-dr memedaddy
-farewell my friends
-he will see us at the brits and other videos popping up here and there
-goooooooooooodBYE!

anonymous asked:

Bones suddenly develops an unfortunate habit of constantly ripping or losing his shirt in the line of duty (fights on missions, spills or accidents in medbay, etc). It ends up being a huge distraction for the crew, who go from blatantly staring at his naked torso to being directly involved in the shirt removal ("Hey Dr McCoy, I brought you some coffee OH NO I SPILLED IT ALL OVER YOU"). Jim gets progressively more frustrated because he wants to be the only one to see Bones shirtless all the time.

Bahahahaha that’s great

Like it gets to a point where Jim just starts following Bones around with a huge towel. And Bones is all ‘wtf kid i got work to do and so do you’, but then a yeoman trips and WHOOPS his shirt is covered in some alien goo and WE BETTER GET THAT OFF RIGHT NOW tee hee

But Jim just gets in everyone else’s way, ripping off Bones’ shirt himself (with practiced ease), before wrapping him up tight in the towel so he’s covered and can’t even move his arms, Jim practically hissing at anyone who tries to ‘help’, and dragging Bones back to their quarters

The next time someone manages to get Bones shirt off again, they all see the crazy mass of hickies their captain has left, and Bones gives such a fit (while blushing like crazy) that they finally leave his shirts alone