and the one night stands

When We Collide (Part 17)

Pairing: Assistant!Y/N/CEO!Luke

Rating: NC-17

Parts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16

Summary: He is the definition of high class smart ass, swimming in Dom Pierre Pérignon champagne and has never seen the shadow of poverty. She is underprivileged, lives in a messy dorm room on sale and struggles working as an assistant after being thrown out of college. But how will they collide when Luke makes Y/N pregnant after a drunkenly one night stand?

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“Are you gonna eat that?”

“No, actually garlic has made me kind of nausea lately-,” Your eyes widened in surprise when the bread on your plate was gone like a light, you didn’t even get the chance to finish your sentence. 

“So you can just have it…” You nodded your head in confirm and leaned back on your chair wishing that this ‘blind date’ could be finished as soon as possible. 

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anonymous asked:

Help me explain why Scully left Mulder in All Things like a one night stand and if he was offended by it?

She woke him up, murmuring, her hand in his hair, and he didn’t understand a word of it, but he murmured back in the patois of sleep, reassuring her.  She left and he woke up again alone, but it was the farthest thing from a one-night stand.  He’d had those before.  They’d felt different.  He and Scully had made each other a promise the night before, wordless perhaps, but how much of what had passed between them over the years had been wordless?  None of the important things could be said aloud: there were spies everywhere, microphones between their bedsprings, cameras in their office, and anyway, no language had been invented that could encompass the whole of what they communicated, their ourobouros journey, their MulderandScullyness.  In a way he was relieved.  If she had stayed, it would have been because she wanted to Talk about it, to say, “Mulder, that was very nice, but it wasn’t appropriate” or “Mulder, it was a mistake and I regret it”.  She had set a boundary by leaving, created a possibility, made a space between them where they could negotiate.  They had been yoked together for so long that it was important to remember, once in a while, that they made decisions together, not unilaterally.

Or maybe it wasn’t the first night at all?  For a couple of different takes, I’ve also written ceremony of innocence and all (these) things (unsaid).

i have 0 chill.  i have no idea how to write anything less than 4k words.  why can’t i write anything casually.  i hope you guys enjoy this because i have been agonizing over it all week lmao.

title: un peu, beaucoup, passionnément
fandom: hamilton
pairing: laf x reader
rating: m for smut
word count: 6981

Hi! Maybe a fic where you’re Laf’s one night stand and when you wake up and are about to leave and John and the other boys offer you some breakfast. You become part of the Hamilsquad and there’s a lot more sexual tension between you and Laf until the squad intervenes and you both admit your feelings for each other and more smut ensues.

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Saudade: Ch1

Dating Josh was honestly everything you could ever want it to be. Two years of the greatest moments of your entire life. You couldn’t even imagine being with anyone else. All your other boyfriends and girlfriends, small flings, stupid one night stands, it meant nothing. Josh was like your modern day Prince Charming. While he might not be the typical fancy haired, twinkling eyed, sharp dressed, perfectly postured gentleman, he was just as special. He had hair that changed color almost as frequently as the weather, mocha eyes that squinted and widened in just the right ways, a rather edgy and modern punk fashion sense, a cheesy humor, and a kind heart. You still remembered the moment you met as if it was just yesterday.

“What the fuck?” you cursed, tripping over your own feet and spilling the coffee cup in your hand to the floor, toppling onto the sidewalk, your palms skidding with the pavement.

“Oh my gosh! I’m so sorry!” a voice cried behind you. Before you knew it, two hands were helping you to your feet, sputtering out apologies. “I didn’t look where I was going, oh my goodness, I am so sorry.”

“It’s fine,” you muttered, brushing yourself off before looking up, staring into the most beautiful eyes you had ever seen. You were face to face with a guy who looked about your age, blue semi-curly hair, nose ring, gages, a snapback, NASA t-shirt, ripped jeans, and sneakers. He stared at you for a moment before reaching down to grab his cellphone, which you assumed had fallen out of his hand when he had bumped into you, as well as his skateboard.

“Texting and skateboarding,” he explained, turning red with embarrassment and letting out a nervous laugh. “Probably not the best decision.”

“Yeah,” you nodded slowly.

“I’m super sorry about that coffee,” he cringed. “You okay? You took quite the fall.”

“I’m fine,” you reassured. “Don’t worry about me.” You glanced at the spilled coffee on the ground.

“You sure?” he inquired.

“I’m good, I don’t know about my coffee,” you chuckled.

“I’m really sorry about that,” he sighed. “Um, how about I make it up to you? There’s a coffee shop down the street. If you’re not in a rush to get anywhere, maybe we could get you another one? It’s on me.”

“Sounds great,” you gave a light smile. “I was just heading to my apartment anyways.”

“I’m super sorry,” he repeated.

“It’s fine, stop apologizing,” you rolled your eyes. “It was just an accident. I’m quite the klutz myself, so I can relate.”

“Got it,” he relaxed his shoulders. “I’m Josh by the way.”

“Y/n,” you introduced, shaking his hand. You both exchanged a grin before walking towards the coffee shop, spilling out your life stories piece by piece, not knowing what great future destiny had planned for the two of you.

A small accident on the sidewalk transformed into an exchange of numbers in a coffee shop, which transitioned into regularly grabbing breakfast together each week, eventually evolving into attending a couple of his shows, and after a bunch of teasing from Tyler and several of your own friends, an official first date.

“A carnival,” you smirked when he led you towards the Ferris Wheel. “Leave it to someone like Josh Dun to take me someplace strange for a first date.”

“Why? You don’t like cotton candy and popcorn?” he raised an eyebrow teasingly, squeezing your hand he had been holding as you traveled down the boardwalk.

“I don’t know, it’s just unusual,” you shrugged. “I was expecting the whole fancy restaurant dinner or adorable little park picnic or something like that.”

“That’s so cliché,” he rolled his eyes. “Come on, we already exchanged numbers in a café. Isn’t that textbook enough for you?”

“Don’t get me wrong,” you giggled. “I love unusual.” You kissed him on the cheek and watched as he blushed, glancing at you and giving a small smile before you stepped in line to ride the wheel.

Josh spent the entire evening with you, winning you small plush animals, buying you funnel cake, traveling with you through a mirror maze, taking pictures of you riding the carousel, painting your faces, and even getting some animal balloons from a clown. You both ended up straying away from the boardwalk and sitting down by the beach, taking off your shoes and going for a late night walk by the shoreline, holding hands and talking about your favorite things in the world.

“I really like sunsets,” you explained. “The streaks of color and how they settle in the sky, the way the sunlight filters through the clouds, the entire peacefulness of it, it’s beautiful.”

“I like cats,” Josh added. “They’re so fluffy and they make adorable purring sounds and I think they have super cool eyes. They’re neat.”

“Finding money in the pockets of your jeans,” you laughed. “Like when you’re doing laundry or putting on an old pair of pants and you reach into your pockets and find money you forgot was there. That’s a great feeling.”

“You know what else is a great feeling?” Josh asked. “Spending an evening with a lovely lady like you, being able to hold her hand and look into her eyes, walk with her alongside the ocean, and know that you truly love her.”

“Yeah?” you wondered, pausing your walking and looking at him for a moment.

“Definitely,” he nodded. There was a pause. “I love you, y/n.”

“Well that’s lucky for you,” you grinned. “Because I’m pretty sure I love you too, Josh. And that’s one of my favorite things in the entire world.”

“What?” he raised an eyebrow.

“Loving you,” you rolled your eyes. You stared at each other, as if searching for something, before he cupped your face with his hands, studying your face for a second before kissing you, placing his lips to yours and letting the rest of the world fade away.

Since then, your small bud of feelings for Josh blossomed into a passionate flower of love. You started to spend all your time together, going to almost all of his shows, watching entire television series together, falling asleep cuddling on the couch, accompanying him to interviews and award shows, and even dying his hair red and pink. You spent hours drinking iced coffee, singing Blink-182, shopping for beanies and snapbacks, watching Stranger Things episodes, going to the pet store just to play with the cats, making occasional trips to the tattoo parlor, and eating countless amounts of burritos. It was the smell of bubblegum and having sweet sex and wearing his sweatshirts and silly texts and late night city walks and open mouthed kisses and trying to learn to skateboard and penny fountain wishes. Loving Josh was everything you had hoped it to be and more.

“Good morning,” he greeted in a sing song voice, kissing your forehead that morning. “Wake up sleepy head.”

“Ugh,” you groaned, fluttering open your eyelids. “It’s way too early. It’s like seven in the morning.”

“You know it’s our two year anniversary,” he smiled. “Big day.”

“I know,” you chuckled, pressing your lips to his. “How could I forget?”

“I was thinking, I don’t know, maybe we could go to Disney World?” he raised an eyebrow.

“What?” you widened your eyes.

“I sort of already got tickets,” he grinned. “Our flight leaves at ten.”

“You’re crazy,” you rolled your eyes, pulling him in for a kiss. “Wait. Are you serious?”

“Definitely,” he nodded. “I scheduled everything. We can stay for three days, go on all the rides, pose with the characters, watch the fireworks, the whole experience. It’s going to be great.”

“I fucking love you,” you beamed. “I also can’t believe you.”

“Surprise,” he laughed.

“You’re the best,” you kissed him again.

“I just wanted to take my very own princess to the magical castle,” he shrugged. “Special occasion.”

It was days like these that reminded you just how much you loved Josh. The adorable plans and surprises, his childlike awe and innocence, his contagious laughter and smile, everything about him. He even bought you matching Mickey Mouse ears to wear and took you to see your favorite Disney princess. A couple weeks after, you were sitting on the couch when the topic came up.

“I think you’re hiding something,” you murmured as you were cuddling on the couch, just having finished a season of X Files. “You’ve been quiet lately.”

“I’m fine,” Josh dismissed, but you turned around to face him, looking him in the eyes.

“You’re not telling me something,” you insisted. “Josh.” There was a moment of silence.

“I didn’t want to tell you until it was official,” he sighed. “I still don’t really know for sure.”

“You’re leaving for tour,” you stated flatly. “Aren’t you?”

“Maybe,” he shrugged. “I mean, Tyler and Mark are still working out dates, but yeah.”

“When are you leaving?” you asked.

“Next month,” he explained. His voice went soft. “Or next week.”

“Next week?” your eyes went wide. “You’ve got to be kidding me.”

“I’m sorry I didn’t tell you sooner,” he sighed. “We wanted to surprise the fans with a tour and we’ve been practicing and stuff and we’re releasing dates tomorrow but-”

“But you just didn’t think it was important to tell me,” you muttered, obviously agitated with him.

“Y/n, it’s not like I was keeping a secret or anything,” he argued. “I just didn’t know. Okay? Please don’t be angry at me. I just, well, I was afraid to tell you. I didn’t want you to be mad, but I guess you already are, so, I don’t know. I’m sorry.”

“It’s fine,” you took a deep breath. “I overreacted. I’m just sad to see you go. I’m going to miss you.”

“You know I’d take you along if I could,” he mumbled, pressing a kiss to your lips. “If Ty would let me, I’d wrap you in my arms and carry you everywhere I go. Even on stage. I’d let you sit on my lap as I play the drums, be up there on stage with me, right next to my heart.”

“You’re silly,” you rolled your eyes. “I love you.”

“I love you too,” he gave a small smile.  “You know what else I’m going to miss, though?”

“What?” you raised an eyebrow.

“This body,” he smirked, grazing his hand against your side. “The way your lips feel against mine, how sweet they taste, what miracles they perform when they’re all over my skin…”

“Yeah?” you flickered your eyes up to meet him.

“Yeah,” he nodded. Josh slipped a hand underneath your shirt and up your back slowly, sliding his fingers underneath your bra and beginning to unhook it. “I think we better do a little something special before I leave, right?”

“Definitely,” you whispered.

Everything with Josh was sweet. Being with Josh was a warm cup of café coffee or a sugary tuft of carnival cotton candy. Each touch of his hand was a brushstroke of a painter, every kiss a spoonful of honey, all of his movements as if the light breeze that blows on a sunny spring day. So of course, sex with Josh was always just as sweet. “Lift your arms for me, baby,” he mumbled, slowly inching the fabric of your shirt up your arms, then taking the time to kiss you on the lips again. He trailed his mouth down your jaw, your neck, and towards your breasts, swiftly unclasping your bra and delicately sliding it from your arms as well. Undressing each other was as if performing a graceful waltz, each move just a part of the dance, every thrust of the hips a simple sashay, each roll over a graceful twirl, all movements combined in a beautiful choreography, intertwined with the symphony of your heartbeats and breathing. It was slow and simple and so raw and pure, the most amazing feeling in the world simply compacted into one human being, and he was in your arms, against your body, within you, overwhelming you and taking over, and you savored every second of it.

“I want you,” you mumbled against his neck as you bunched up his shirt and slowly slid it upwards, over his head, tossing it to the side before traveling your lips down his chest. You tugged down his shorts and he lifted you up for a moment to kiss you again, his hands finding your hips and gently sliding his thumbs underneath the waistband of your leggings, hooking his fingers around your panties and inching them both down your thighs, his hand traveling towards your core and making you hum with delight. He brushed past your folds for a second to slide his fingers through your wetness before tugging down your leggings and panties to your ankles, helping you kick them off and then climbing on top of you, slowly grinding down on you through the fabric of his boxers. Both of you let out a slight moan and you reached for the fabric, tugging it down and letting his erection spring free, sliding them down his legs.

“Condom,” he reminded and you sighed, chewing on your lower lip as he reached towards the drawer of the nightstand and pulled one out, your eyes fixed on his movements and the pool of wetness between your legs growing as he ripped the foil open with his teeth and rolled it on over his length, repositioning himself above you and kissing you softly. “So. Fucking. Beautiful.”

“Please,” you murmured and he nodded, lining up with your entrance and slowly sinking in, making you inhale sharply, wrapping your arms around him as he went deeper inch by inch, finally filling you up to the hilt and letting out a soft moan.

Both of you began to rock back and forth, small slow thrusts making you close your eyes and tilt back your head, giving Josh access to your neck, his lips carefully placing kisses on your skin and down to your breasts, each movement so sweet and graceful. He held you in his arms as if you were fragile glass, a porcelain doll meant to be treated with upmost care, a precious jewel uncovered from the depths of the ocean. It made you feel warm and special and safe and so happy, the way his skin brushed against yours making your body relax against his, both of your movements combining into pure bliss. “Baby, I’m close,” he whispered.

“Me too,” you bit down on your lower lip and nodded, both of you starting to shake and quiver in each other’s arms, each thrust of your hips gaining momentum until you both reached your climax, moaning loudly and riding out the waves of orgasm, your bodies pressed so close together until finally it settled. You were wrapped in each other’s arms for a moment before he pulled out, untangling your sweaty exhausted limbs from each other and letting Josh slide off and tie the condom, tossing it into the trash as you reached for the blankets that had fallen off the bed, covering yourself in them. Josh smirked and wrapped you in his arms, sighing.

He stared at you for a moment before closing his eyes tight. “God I’m going to miss you,” he sighed. You kissed again, pressing your lips to his for a moment before pulling away. “I wish I didn’t have to go.”

“Don’t say that,” you frowned. “I want you to have fun. I want you to play your heart out on stage every single night. I want you to smile. And if not for you, then for me. Promise?”

“Promise,” he agreed, kissing the top of your head. He sighed. “I’m going to miss you so much.”

“I am too,” you mumbled. “I don’t know what I’m going to do without you.”

cassmoreiraxo  asked:

47 “I thought it was a one-night-stand…and now we’re married…”

lol this is pretty bad but to be fair i’ve had a bad day
“i thought it was just a one night stand and now we’re married”
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“and then,” shawn giggled, slightly drunk. he was telling a story from tour to brian and they were both laughing uncontrollably.

since shawn had a week off from tour, the both of you decided it would be nice to get together with some friends. shawn invited brian over and you invited your best friend.

your head was in shawn’s lap as you caught up with your best friend. you hadn’t seen her in a while since you joined shawn on tour, so it was nice. you couldn’t help but listen to shawn and brian’s conversation though, shawn’s laughing was just too loud.

you finished telling yet another story of tour to your best friend before she got up to get another pop can. she was never a big drinker, even back in the high school and college days.

you, shawn, and brian were a little drunk, you still knew what was going on. you knew if you had one more drink, it would put you over the edge.

“you know what’s still the best tour story?” brian asked, taking another sip of beer. “yours.” he motioned between the two of you.

the two of you met on tour when shawn was in london. you were there for a trip with your best friend and you decided to visit a bar that night, that’s where you met shawn and brian.

the next morning you woke up in his bed, and here you are now, almost 4 years later.

“i know right? i thought it was a one night stand, now we’re married.” you giggled, “but i don’t mind.”

shawn smiled down at you lovingly, “i’m so glad i decided to go to that bar that night. look how we turned out.”

you sat up, pecking shawn on the lips before resting your head on his shoulder.

“you guys are gross.” brian commented, making a face at the two of you. you just rolled your eyes because you knew he had a crush on your best friend and was too shy to make a move.

“you know what we can conclude from the night you two met?” you best friend cut in.

“what?”

she grinned, unable to control her laughter.

“that you two literally suck at one night stands.”

4

Niara begins to shriek, so Zeke drags her by the arm to their bedroom.

Zeke growls: Shut up before the nanny and the kids hear you!

Niara: Don’t you dare tell me to shut up, Zeke Houston! You’ve been CHEATING on me? You have another woman pregnant? This is unbelievable!

Zeke: Yes, as unbelievable as the sex tape I got the other day of my wife screwing her ex-boyfriend from college.

Niara gasps but she recovers quickly.

Niara: I…it was just a one night stand! We saw each other after so many years…one thing led to another…and we had sex. But you! You’ve been sleeping with Ivory enough times to knock her up! I can’t even believe this! We are OVER, Zeke.

Zeke: I know we are. I’ve already petitioned for a divorce. And full custody of our children. 

Niara: You’re insane! No judge would grant a druggie like you full custody!

anonymous asked:

Since we are on the theme of fanfictions, what would be your Han x Leia fic Wishlist? I like the idea behind that AU earlier today, but i'm interested in what you'd like to see and hope for people to be inspired and get to work! ((-:

There are a few tropes I’d like to see, better explored:

  • The AU where Han and Leia sleep together way before ESB and try to work out whatever their relationship is
  • The modern AU where Han and Leia meet, angry flirt with each other, and have a one night stand, only to be in the same meeting the following day and realize they’re business associates
  • The Bespin AU where Han’s unfrozen later and Leia’s pregnant
  • The AU where Han and Leia separate shortly after ROTJ for some stupid reason and are thrown back together for a mission/adventure
  • A Bodyguard AU where Bail hires Han to look after Leia when she’s a senator/spy – I’ve seen it done a few times and it was quite good, but none of those were ever finished
  • The AU where they don’t actually go to Bespin, but rather some other planet
  • The AU where Han and Leia run away together after Hoth, and Leia has to deal with working with Han, hiding and battling between what she wants and what her duty is
  • The classic fake dating fic where they have to pretend to be married on a mission and end up admitting to their feelings

I think most of these have been done before but I’d love to see more takes on them, I guess.

Imagine immortality, where even a marriage of fifty years would feel like a one-night stand. Imagine seeing trends and fashions blur past you. Imagine the world more crowded and desperate every century. Imagine changing religions, homes, diets, careers, until none of them have any real value.Imagine traveling the world until you’re bored with every square inch. Imagine your emotions, your loves and hates and rivalries and victories, played out again and again until life is nothing more than a melo-dramatic soap opera. Until you regard the birth and death of other people with no more emotion than the wilted cut flowers you throw away.
—  Chuck Palahniuk, Lullaby
Kama Seusstra

Author: @girliesportsjunkie

Rating: M

Status: Completed in March 2015

Word Count: 42,149

Summary: When erotica author Kurt Hummel follows the hot guy from the book convention party back to his hotel room, he thinks it’s simply a chance to spark his lackluster sex life. But when a scheduling change finds him sharing a speaker’s podium with his one night stand, he discovers that he has hooked up with Blaine Anderson, America’s darling of children’s literature. Can the writer of a popular erotic serial find love with the author who has made bow ties the literary and fashion trend of children everywhere? Kama Seusstra follows both their efforts to navigate an unlikely relationship as well as their stories: “Out at Home”, an online erotic serial set in the world of professional baseball, and “The Brave Little Bow Tie”, a children’s story about a bow tie trying to find his place in the world.This is a story of sex, love and the hard choices we make to balance happiness and success.

Tropes/Genre: writer!Kurt, writer!Blaine, angst, romance

Lynne’s review: Very hot, very sweet, very romantic, with a few dashes of inevitable angst. 

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Am I Just Another High?

Could you do a Taehyung smut based off Selfish by Virginia to Vegas please? xx -trash anon

A/N: This is going to be a sad ending because that’s my specialty and we can’t all be happy all of the time. Also, I will not be doing a part 2 to this one.

Kim Taehyung

{Based off of selfish by Virginia to Vegas}

Category: Smut, Angst

Word count: 711

WARNINGS: Sexual Intercourse, one night stand, Douchey Taehyung

(This took soooo long to write literally just because I had no fucking idea how to start it. I’m sorry the beginning is vague but the beginning isn’t important.)

Originally posted by jinkooks

The moment you made eye contact with Kim Taehyung, you knew that you wanted him. You knew that he was attractive and he seemed sweet since he bought you a drink at the bar. He seemed affectionate and nice. You didn’t really enjoy drinking that much so one drink was enough for the night. You wanted him.

And I know that you want me too.

Taehyung put his hand on your thigh and rubbed lightly. You felt arousal shoot up through your body at his touch. You knew that there was sexual tension lingering around the two of you. You both ignored everyone else in the bar, Including your friend that brought you here. She was fine on her own though since she’s been in the corner making out with a guy for the past ten minutes. Taehyung inched closer and closer to your face until your lips met. You were into it until he pulled away.

“Want to come to my place?” You asked. You were surprised by your own words. Taehyung just nodded and he pulled you towards the exit. He flagged down a Taxi and you both got in. You told the driver your address and Taehyung’s hand was placed back on your thigh. You were very turned on by him. Once you got inside your house, he immediately pinned you against the wall and attacked you with kisses.

Can’t help but to touch your body.

He pinned your arms above your head and kissed up and down your neck. You gently moaned at the feeling of him lips. You reached to the bottom of your shirt and pulled it over your head. Taehyung took a moment to look at your body. He reached down and unbuttoned your jeans and pulled them off of you. He took off his shirt and pants as well. You felt taehyung’s finger trail down your stomach and ghost over your clit. You nodded at him and he applied pressure and rubbed you over your clothed clit.

Can’t help but to want you on me.

You were getting so wet at his touch and you could see his dick harden at your moans. You didn’t really put in the thought that he would leave you right after this. You were just hoping he’d want to get to know you after. Maybe make you his. He took off your bra and panties as well as his underwear. Taehyung led you to the bedroom and sat down on your bed. You took the message as he wanted you to ride him so you got on top of him and kissed him before lowering yourself on his big, hard dick. You started to bounce slowly then faster and faster. You were moaning a lot as he was very large and felt really good. His head fell back and a few quiet moans escaped his beautiful lips.

Close my eyes.

After a while, you felt a knot form in your stomach as you reached your climax.Your walls clenched around him as you came. You moaned out loudly as your orgasm hit you. Shortly after, he came inside of you. You lay on the bed next to him trying to catch your breath. Next thing you know, you both fell asleep.

You woke up the next morning and your first thought was him. Kim Taehyung. You rolled over hoping to see the attractive boy to be fast asleep under the covers in your bed. All you saw was an empty spot where he once was. You sat up to see that all of his clothes were no longer on the floor and the spot where he slept was left unmade.

I know you’re not mine.

You didn’t know what to expect after all, he was just a hook up. But you wanted him to get to know more than just your body. You wouldn’t mind him taking you out for dinner or a movie. You wouldn’t mind waking up to him one last time. Make him breakfast before he left. But that was just a fantasy in your mind. When will you be looked at as an actual person with feelings? when will a guy actually want to see you the day after? Hopefully you’ll find out soon…


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broken a bone | gotten stitches | had a near-death experience | killed someone | tried and failed to kill someone | invented something |been hungover | kissed someone | slow-danced | been in a long-term relationship | had sex | had sex and regretted it | had a one-night stand | had a threesome | experimented with their sexuality | had a kid | gotten married | self-harmed | traveled to another country | been in a play | received an inheritance | been in a car wreck | lost a loved one | been dumped | dumped someone | smoked | gotten high| been slipped something in their food/drink | won a contest | won an election | joined a sports team | gone skydiving | gone hunting | been in a band | had a job | been fired | been in a wedding party | owned a pet | seen a ghost | skipped class/work | learned an instrument|gotten a noticeable scar | sued someone | been robbed | been mugged | been kidnapped | been sexually assaulted | been brainwashed/hypnotized | gone more than one day without eating | had a recurring nightmare | been bullied | bullied someone | seen someone die | attempted suicide | been tied/chained up | shot someone | stabbed someone | saved someone’s life | cheated on someone | been cheated on | had a stalker | been betrayed |been in a fight | been arrested | been to a funeral | had surgery | broken someone’s trust |gotten a piercing | gotten a tattoo | used a fake name | been tortured | been abused | been blackmailed | had an attempt on their life | gotten away with a crime | gone on a road trip |been in love

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anonymous asked:

I think I'm the only one who thinks this but on a real I think Simon doesn't have one night stands but gets with (kisses) when he gets drunk, cause I think he's self conscious of his dick size lol I had to get it out there

lmao 😂 i meeeean he is MINIminter, after all 😂 

The Stitched Doll

Bold everything your muse has done:                   

broken a bone | gotten stitches | had a near-death experience | killed someone | tried and failed to kill someone | invented something | been hungover | kissed someone | slow-danced | been in a long-term relationship | had sex | had sex and regretted it | had a one-night stand | had a threesome | experimented with their sexuality | had a kid | gotten married | self-harmed | traveled to another country | been in a play | received an inheritance | been in a car wreck | lost a loved one | been dumped | dumped someone | smoked | gotten high| been slipped something in their food/drink | won a contest | won an election | joined a sports team | gone skydiving | gone hunting | been in a band | had a job | been fired | been in a wedding party | owned a pet | seen a ghost | skipped class/work | learned an instrument |gotten a noticeable scar | sued someone | been robbed | been mugged | been kidnapped |been sexually assaulted | been brainwashed/hypnotized | gone more than one day without eating | had a recurring nightmare | been bullied | bullied someone | seen someone die | attempted suicide | been tied/chained up | shot someone |stabbed someone | saved someone’s life | cheated on someone | been cheated on | had a stalker | been betrayed |been in a fight | been arrested | been to a funeral | had surgery | broken someone’s trust |gotten a piercing | gotten a tattoo | used a fake name | been tortured | been abused | been blackmailed | had an attempt on their life | gotten away with a crime | gone on a road trip |been in love

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One Night Stand.

Bahay kubo kahit munti
Ang mga tumitira dito ay sari-sari
Gabi-gabi iba ang umaangkin
Sa madaling araw ay aariin

Isa Dalawa Tatlo
Mag-uumpisa tayo
Ano nga bang pangalan mo?
Ay, oo

Apat Lima Anim
Sa katawan mo ako ay magtatanim
Kulay pulang mga rosas
Ang tinik sa iyong kamay ay ipoposas

Pito Walo Siyam
Mga mata mo ba ay hilam?
Titigan mo ako
Isasara ko ang pinto

Pangako liligaya ka dito
Dila ang magsisilbing sandata
Anupa’t hubad na
Maglalakbay ako’t nakahanda na

Sa pagitan ng dalawang matayog na bundok
Daraan sa kapatagan
Papasok sa kwebang hindi pa nagagalugad ng sino man
Hahanapin ang pinakatagu-tagung kayamanan

Makikipag espadahan sa nagtataasang damo
Lalangoy sa ilog na aagos dito
Kakain ng prutas
Sisipsipin ang malinamnam nitong katas

Ako ang unang nakatuklas
Kaya tumigil ka na sa pag-aaklas
Tapos na ang pagtatanghal
Pagod na ang panauhing pandangal

Sa paligid ay huwag kang palinga-linga
Isang beses na
Gabi na’t tayo na
Uwian na

anonymous asked:

So after 1x11 do you still believe FP&Alice has a secret love child? Because I do. Maybe FP/Hal was like friends, but Hal didn't know FP&Alice was having a secret affair behind his back. I mean for all we know Alice could have seduce FP. Or maybe they got drunk and had a one night stand. I just believe the person who got Alice pregnant was FP.

I could see that—-and it seems like FP didn’t know it was his kid, which is even better!

DOCTOR DREAMY | PT.2 [M]

pt1 | pt2 | (2/5)

pairing: jimin x reader

genre: smut, fluff, slight angst + expecting parents au

word count: 11,035

request: sperm donor ex-boyfriend jimin

description: Okay, maybe in hindsight asking your ex-boyfriend, who you never really got over, to be your sperm-donor wasn’t the brightest of ideas.

cr. 


six years prior.

“Do you wanna have kids one day?”

Jimin tilted his head as if to ponder the idea before tugging you across the bed until you were leaning against his chest, curious eyes catching your own.  

“Sure, I mean one day. One day, far, far away,” He said, pointing his finger off into the distance jokingly.

You laughed, hand skimming along the back of his neck. “Yeah, me too.”

“Any particular reason why you’re asking?” He said as he began playing with the strands of your hair.

“I dunno,” You shrugged. “We’ve been dating for a long time, just thought that it’s something we should know about each other.”

Jimin nodded, “No, you’re right. It’s kind of something you should figure out before things get too far in the relationship… Guess we waited a bit too long, but we’re on the same page, so that’s good,” He smiled, leaning down to place a short peck against your lips.

“So that means you think that information will be put to good use one day?” You asked, quirking your brow to insinuate.

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