Casting director Douglas Perrett of COACD released a book called “Wild Things” in which he unveiled Polaroid pictures from 2000 to 2010 of future models at their first castings and his first impression of them.
Miranda Kerr – First impression: “She would always do her castings with her blonde friend, another Aussie who would always get the job. She never booked the jobs.”
Chanel Iman – First impression: “Realized how young these kids are. She needed a hug that day.”
Arizona Muse – First impression: “Didn’t get at first; Her hair, her face.”
Elettra Wiedemann – First impression: “Meh.”
Candice Swanepoel – First impression: “Didn’t like her; Found her very Barbie-like.”
Hilary Rhoda – First impression: “Her first season, they begged her to do my shows. Too tall. She later did Balenciaga that season.”
Abbey Lee Kershaw – First impression: “They kept sending her over to hang out. I wasn’t sure why, neither was she.”
Daul Kim – First impression: “We just connected in a nerdy bloggy kind of way; lots of staring and grunting sounds.
Rosie Huntington Whiteley – First impression: “Upbeat character, she seemed to have her eye on the big picture.”
Liu Wen – First impression: “Professional, in and out. Class act.”
arm wrestled dum-e today. does it count as arm wrestling when his whole body is an arm? or is it just wrestling then
steve drew me, and then tony added dum-e to the sketch. nice to see them getting along.
this is just before the table snapped under us. that red stuff is blood from the nosebleed i got, and that white is when dum-e decided that spraying me down with the fire extinguisher would help with the nosebleed
I went to the Denver museum of nature and science on thursday to see an exhibit on Vikings, and while I was there I looked at an exhibit about earth from the very beginning, to the beginnings of life, to dinosaurs, to where we are now!
and of course there were lots of cephalopods and of course i had to take pictures!
Im kind of in a bad mood can you tell me cute burkie stories
fear not, for i am about to tell you all of the burky stories that i can think of
we’ll start with the most iconic burky story: mistaking a stranger’s car for his uber. boy just got into a random-ass car. luckily the people were nice and took him to where he needed to go anyway
burky engages in almost constant twitter and instagram chirping with willy and latts
he will take any and all opportunities to engage in hugs
while tom wilson often claims that he (and occasionally latts) is the one to take care of burky, but really it’s the other way around. burky does all of the cooking (featuring swedish pancakes and swedish meatballs)
speaking of cooking: even though burky can make some swedish meatballs, he prefers to get them at ikea
when he was living with nicklas backstrom, evidently he acted like such a child that nicky actually called him his son
when the three brobeans lived together, burky and willy constantly engaged in wrestling, according to latts
as a teen in sweden burky did some modeling (for shampoo i think) and the pictures are so hilarious and awkward and burky is embarrassed by the whole thing
when the caps went to joint base andrews they made burky be the dummy for the attack dog
burky went vacationing with the carlsons, and in a poolside moment they were having a discussion and gina tried very hard not to say a certain word in her video, but when john asked what they were referring to, andre just immediately stated “VAGINA”
when the caps had their team bonding dart competition in new york it was around the time when burky was getting scratched, so in ovi’s instagram story you can see andre just drowning his sorrows in beer at eleven am
the boy CAN’T SING. at the halloween party he tried to sing abba karaoke and just failed miserably
speaking of the halloween party: he and willy went as the step brothers. fun fact: burky had never seen that movie before
nicky, mojo, and a swedish interviewer once pranked burky and the poor boy had no clue what was going on
he once posted a video of a snake in a cage, and he captioned the video “hate sneaks”
when the caps went to six flags in 2015, brooks laich convinced a terrified burky to go on the skydiving swing with him. brooks told andre he’d pull the cord on three but pulled it on one, causing some bloodcurling sceaming from andre and maniacal laughter from brooks
in the 2016 canine calendar shoot he was talking about how cute puppies are and how he just ones to take one home and cuddle everyday, AND THEN THE PUPPY CRIED AND HE GAVE IT A KISS
once played nhl 17 with willy, schmidty, and chorns; he scored an own goal and his teammate willy yelled at him
on swedish heritage night mojo stuffed some sort of cream roll into burky’s nose and burky declared “watch it jojo i’m coming for you”
went on a segway tour with nicky, mojo, and brooks laich, and i just….i can’t describe it you just have to watch
for picture day this year he fucking. with his hair. i can’t.
is the glue that holds the capitals together
god there’s so much i’m missing. the boy is so kind and cares so much and tries so hard what a gem