and the hijacking

Me thought the years

12 year old me: Yeah they r cute i will admit

15 year old me: Well if you look at it this way-

Me now 17: tHEY R LITERALLY SUCKING DICK DO YOU NOT SEE, LOOK AT THE FUCKING EYE CONTACT. MARRIED ON THE STREETS DADDY KINK IN THE SHEETS.

Studying for finals like...
  • Me: OK! Let's do this! Gonna pass these finals!
  • Brain: But...
  • Me: ?
  • Brain: When was the last time you checked the (insert ship) tag?
  • Me: Don't you dare...
  • Brain: WHAT ABOUT THE BOYS' LOVE?!
  • Me: ....*spends two hours surfing through ship tags* gdi
OTP ten
  • Person A: Are you from Tennessee? Because your the only TEN-I-SEE. *wink's, finger guns, the whole sha-bang.*
  • Person B: *actually clueless* Oh, well, they are from Tennessee too. *points to group*
  • Person A: ...(second attempt) Did it hurt?
  • Person B: Did what hurt??
  • Person A: when you fell from heaven? *smolder look*
  • Person B: ... Did you just call me Satan..?
  • Person C: *coughing fit of laughter, behind A*

Been seeing depressive kinds of “forever alone” things given that it’s February and I was thinking… Does Valentine’s Day only have to be about romantic love? Because my family has always given each other chocolates and gone out for ice cream together every year. As a family. No romance, other than between my mom and my dad. Can’t Valentine’s Day be about all kinds of love? Besides, wasn’t that what Saint Valentine was originally about?

OTP Chair
  • Person A: *sits with out looking behind them*
  • Person B: ...ummm?
  • Person A: yes..?
  • Person B: Do you mind? *gestures to their lap currently occupied by A*
  • Person A: You know.. I do mind, I realized my mistake, but then I was comfortable so I'll stay, thank you. *leans back into B*
  • Person B: ...