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Marc-Andre Fleury - Je t'aime

Originally posted by ehghtyseven

Request: “ Can I request a Marc-Andre Fleury (Flower) imagine based off of tonight’s game (5/17) vs Ottawa? You’re his wife and he comes home angry and just starts screaming in French? (Or English if it’s easier for you) and you just sit there and listen until he finally calms down and you just comfort him? Maybe you two curl up in bed and you just run your fingers through his hair to help calm him? (It always calms me when someone does that to me.) Sorry if this is complicated XD “

I feel like crap right now but I’ve had this is drafts for years and it’s finally time I finish it! This one is also kind of short? And the ending kind of sucks? I also hope this French is correct, I literally used a translator website so.

Warnings: Foul language

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CALLING ALL DRAG FANS!!! RPDR OR OTHERWISE!!!

Whether you’re a fan of Rupaul’s Drag Race, or the artform itself, this is the Zine for you. We are looking for fans of all of all types. Werk Zine is for the love of comedy queens, look queens, or even queens that are undiscovered,

We are currently accepting fan submissions in many formats.

ARTISTS: Please submit your portfolio and/or a website where we can check out your work. Make sure you show your best work! We’re looking for anything and everything from sculpture to digital to hand drawn. Please include a proposal of your intended work for the book and make sure your portfolio reflects that choice. (We’re not asking for anything fancy, just a few sentences and/or a thumbnail to help us see where you’re heading.) The final dimensions of the book will be sent out to the selected artists.

WRITERS: The requirements are a little different for the writers. At this time we are only accepting finished pieces. Poems, Prose, or Herstory lessons are all accepted.  If you intend to submit art with your piece, or have an artist in mind, just submit their/your portfolio as well.

Something to keep in mind, we’re looking for all aspects of creativity, from comedic to educational. No drag is right or wrong. give us Lady Bunny, give us Coco Peru, give us Kayta, or give us a trash can with eyelashes. Just give us drag.

We are currently securing our artist roster and if you would like to participate, email us submission@werkzine.com! ALL contributing artists will receive royalties on every book sold after initial costs are covered. (More info coming soon)

SIGNUP DEADLINE: August 1st
ARTWORK DUE: November 1st
ZINE LAUNCH: December 5th

Edited by Kitsch Harris, BFA of Communication Design, LATECH UNIVERSITY 2013.

be1ge  asked:

thank you so much I've just started learning from the resources you shared and it's been a big help!!! I just have 1 more question. Since this is for web design which only requires html and css, what would I need to learn for web development/programming? Ive seen ppl go to uni for it so does that mean id need school for that? thank you again!

np! it depends. if you wanna develop the front-end (the part of the website people see) then you should start by learning javascript and its popular frameworks and libraries (jquery, angularjs, any others that interest you) and maybe some basic PHP (useful when all you need to code are some simple forms, also supported by almost every hosting service). if you want to develop the backend (the part of the website people don’t see) then you should start by learning basic SQL and a backend programming language of your choice (ruby, node.js, PHP, python, there are lots out there but these are just a few that are really popular rn). keep in mind that even if you prefer working on the backend you still need a thorough understanding of the front-end. regardless of which side you choose, the biggest hurdle in your learning will be learning to program.

that being said, you definitely don’t need to go to school for it. i studied on my own and landed a job as a senior software engineer less than a year later. and even if you go to school you’ll still have to learn a lot on your own. if you’re for example interested in becoming a ruby developer then you should look at the requirements listed in jobs for ruby developers. you’ll see a lot of frameworks and languages and concepts they’ll want you to be familiar with in addition to ruby, and it’s probably a good idea to learn the ones that pop up the most in job listings.

as for learning resources, there are so many out there… my suggestion would be to decide on a language you want to learn (whether it’s front-end or backend) and then google beginner tutorials. you’ll find tons of free ones and whatever you choose it’ll introduce you to the basic concepts of programming. and once you’ve done that my recommendation would be to move on to a textbook of your choosing to get a more thorough understanding of the language and learn more advanced programming concepts beyond what’s presented in beginner tutorials. the next step is just to CODE. as much as you can. code your own projects and upload them to github. i don’t have a degree but i have a portfolio of projects that landed me my first job 3 months after i started learning. employers love personal portfolios cause it shows that you love what you do and that you can demonstrate the skills you claim to have in your resume. umm… what else… i was gonna mention some textbooks on computer science but that’s not as relevant i just think it’s super interesting how computers are built and how they work. employers won’t really care about that though since it goes into the hardware level and assembly languages, unless you’re trying to get a job in that area.


sorry this got super long… but please don’t be discouraged by that. at this point i think it’s safe to say the majority of developers are self-taught, especially front-end developers, so if they can do it so can you ✌️✌️✌️

anonymous asked:

How do we submit something to be featured?

Hello Anon!

You can either send us the text that you’ve found on the website Texts From Last Night, and we will make a post for you. Or you can follow our editing tutorial found on our blog which shows you how. :D

Hope that helps, and that you are having a great Monday!


Happy Hunting,
~Chels

anonymous asked:

I want to start watching F2 but I don't know where to start, help me? Please

Hello! Ummm, a good place to watch old races is on Racing4Everyone (you can watch the races so far this season and races from last year!). If those don’t work, you can try Burningwhee1s blog here

With regards to races that are upcoming - the next one is in Austria supporting the Formula One. Qualifying is usually on Friday afternoon (in Austria it’s at 3:55 local time). Race one (the feature race) is usually after F1 qualifying on Saturday afternoon. And race two (the sprint race) is shown on Sunday morning. Times are shown on the F2 website. The best place to watch them live is Sky Sports - I usually type in ‘watch sky sports online’ and get a stream up and running!

This is a primer I wrote last year for F2 (when it was called GP2) which kinda gives a glimpse into the series and stuff. Enjoy!

Hopefully second time’s the charm… IDK what’s with submissions :/

Remember that time I drew Kiki and my OC Anna together? Well, look what I did! I decided to draw Chloe (black-haired girl) with Alex, due to them having kind of similar personalities: They’re both hyper girls who you just can’t help but love! (Hopefully)

Sorry for the smudges on the paper - my marker wasn’t being very obedient and my hand was rubbing ink everywhere. BTW, I love Alex. She is a beautiful girl and I just want her to be loved and be okay, dammit! (Not to say that my OCs go through their own hardships in life…)

(submitted by @ammoniadroplets)

Tumblr’s just a garbage website. I remembered your other drawing right away actually, your art style is really recognizable to me, CHLOE IS SO CUTE AND I LOVE HOW YOU DREW ALEX… They both look so happy and they’re having a GOOD TIME and it’s GREAT. I really like how you colored the eyes too<3

THANK YOU BUNCHES IT’S ADORABLE AND I LOVE??

anonymous asked:

Well it depends what types of bi stuff you're lucking for but I order stuff from Redbubble all the time. Basically artists create a design and sell it as t-shirts, journals, pillow cases, cell cases, blankets, things like that. So just type in like "Bi Puns/Cats/Wonder Woman" and bi related stuff of your search should come up! It's a really cool website but be warned the average shirt is like $20. Hopefully this helps!

Thanks for the advice!

YouTube is so good and I can’t believe it’s free??? Like who would believe that you can get unlimited music, videos of people talking and being chill with their viewers, instructions on improve your daily life, helpful advice for pretty much every situation, just everything?? I feel honestly blessed we live in a time when we have this magical website at our fingertips.

dear person reading this:

  • your crooked teeth make your lovely smile extremely cute and endearing  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
  • your splotches of freckles? yeah, those are places where the galaxies whirling inside of you leaked out to radiance their brilliancy into the world
  • your thighs touch? that’s a GOOD thing. you’re getting proper nutrition! you have muscles! d o  n o t  b e  a s h a m e d!!!! also, thigh gaps are awesome too! anything related to thighs is awesome! all thighs are different because every person is different, and honestly, why does it matter what your thighs look like?? people who are bothered by thighs are weak tbh
  • “bingo arms”???? listen up: you only have bingo arms when you’re WINNING. otherwise why would you be yelling “bingo”?? thought so. you’re a winner – you can do anything you set your incredible mind to!
  • your hair is so unbelievably gorgeous and don’t you deny it. don’t forget to style it, dye it, try new shampoos with it, as long as you want to! your hair is your own, whether it be frizzled or dry or thick or thin – be proud of that, and remember that you can always change it up!
  • your eyes are not too small, or too big, or too wide apart, or too ugly. your eyes are your own mortal doorway into your soul, expressing your thoughts and emotions in dazzling swirls and hues for others to decipher. don’t be afraid to cry, don’t be disgusted by the crinkles at the corners when you smile, don’t hate on the small, microscopic blood vessels running through them. don’t lock your door out of needless shame!
  • scars!!! scars are so cool! they’re visual results from a chapter that makes up the story of your life! no matter where scars are, don’t be conscious of concealing them! ppl loVE scars! even the tiny lil ones! anyone who has a scar is automatically known as an ultimate badass sorry that’s the rule
  • same goes for stretch marks! those little ripples on your thighs, your hips, your waist, your belly? those mean that you’ve GROWN. your body has adapted frequently throughout your life, and leaves those little ripples as little hints of your amazing journey from babyhood to adulthood! (or maybe you’re just a mystical ocean god/goddess and those waves are symbols of your enormous power, onlookers should be on the lookout)
  • sorry, did you say you had a pig nose? do you even kNOW how cute piggies are you should be PROUD of your nose cAUSE U CUTE
  • long, thin nose? p l s. that just means you’re king/queen of everything. don’t deny it. you know how powerful you truly are
  • tummy rolls? everyone has them. seriously, no matter how thin a person may seem, tummy rolls are inevitable. you are not alone! tummy rolls rock! ROCK THOSE TUMMY ROLLS!
  • trust me, barely anyone see your feet anyways. besides, feet aren’t that bad – how do you think your hands would look if they walked everywhere over the earth’s rough terrain? feet are hella 
  • ears are so cool omg they’re like fingerprints, unique to you and you only! plus you can pierce them! repeatedly! how cool is that? ears are best
  • do nOT be anxious about flaunting your legs! wear that short skirt! wear those shorts! own that bikini! your legs are marvelous! ppl would kill for a pair of dandy lookin legs like yours! pale or tan, legs are glorious! L E G S
  • lips. lips. do you know how many magic tricks your lips are able to perform? the formation of words, the ability to smile or frown, the ability to express, to kiss, to wear makeup; lips are ethereal and exquisite in all forms!
  • #1 tip: your eyebrows are always on fleek  (▰˘◡˘▰)
  • and lastly: you are not dumb. you are not worthless. you are not a waste of space, an empty void, a meaningless shell. you are loved. you are worth everything. you are so incredibly intelligent, you are utterly unforgettable, and you are breathtaking in every single way.
  • next time you look in a mirror, blow yourself a kiss and don’t worry – you’ll kill it out there today. ♥
Goodreads vs Fandom

I have seen some posts going around about how some authors have found their fics on Goodreads. Angry and scared about the fact that there is a masterpost on a “foreign” reading website, some have lashed out against the people who have it on their shelves.

But I want to talk about how Goodreads is an unrealised tool for fandom.

See, when Tumblr was created, its original purpose was not to host fandoms. We made it that way. We saw potential in a website that looked like crap, and look where it is now.

Goodreads is a website where you track what you’re reading, have read, or want to read. How many people have complained about getting into a fic and realised midway that they’ve already read it? Frustrating, right? Goodreads can help mitigate that issue.

See, the way that fics are added to Goodreads works like Tumblr redirects: it has a title, author, summary and link listed. The link goes to the platform where the fanfic is hosted. It is NEVER posted on Goodreads.

“But people can rate my fanfics and I don’t like that!”

Okay it’s widely accepted that the rating system on Goodreads is flawed. Here’s what the ratings mean:

1-star: didn’t like it.

2-star: it was okay

3-star: liked it

4-star: really liked it

5-star: It was amazing.

On Goodreads, it’s not considered a bad thing to rate books two stars and up.

“But people can leave bad reviews there.”

Not a lot of fanfics get reviews on Goodreads, only ratings. However, popular fics have a tendency to be drowned in 4/5 star ratings accompanied by gushing reviews. The lesser known ones just get ratings, and if they’re lucky someone will review it.

“Okay, but what can I do as an author to have a bit of control over my stuff on Goodreads?”

Claim your author bio. Everyone gets one. Just create an account with your username if you want, but you can also look up that username in the database, find your profile and claim it.

Also, you can become a Goodreads librarian if you don’t want to claim your author profile. For this, you may have to apply a few times as only a few people are chosen each week, but essentially this gives you the chance to add in/take out information in a book’s page.

There are how-to manuals on the website for both of these things.

“But what else is Goodreads good for?”

Recommendations. Don’t know what to read next? If fandoms become popular on Goodreads, you’ll get personalised recommendations of things you could read next. How many times have you wished you could figure out what to read, but you feel scared to go and ask someone for recommendations? Goodreads can help, but only if you let it.

Goodreads is not a scary place, and fanfictions do have a place there. They are allowed.

To anyone still worried, give it a shot. I beg you, let Goodreads have a chance in fandom. If, after a month, you don’t like it and want your fanfics removed, I am more than willing to assist.

But please consider the potential Goodreads has, and that all traffic goes to AO3, Tumblr or FF.Net and it is never hosted in its entirety (like, masterpost and story) on that website.

the millionaire and his lover

Originally posted by yourpinkpill

summary: over the course of your lifelong friendship with jungkook, you can’t say that you’ve ever had the greatest ideas, and a fake relationship with the boy you’ve been in love with for years is no exception. 

{self-gratuitous ceo au, friends-to-lovers, and fake relationship trope rolled into one big shitstorm of a jungkook fic}

word count: 18k

warnings: very light smut, shitty angst

a/n: hello all! i wanted to kickoff my writing on this blog with a bang, so here’s a longish fic on my wildest dreams. feel free to request things in my inbox here!

When you first tell people that you happen to know CEO and multimillionaire Jeon Jungkook, they tell you one of three things:

1: You’re so lucky! Could you introduce me?

2: You must have saved an entire country in your past life.

3: Is he as much of an asshole as the news outlets make him out to be?

What you don’t say, though, is this: You and Jungkook have had history for as long as you could remember. As not only neighbors, but also childhood friends, you happen to know quite a lot about the man who made a name of himself before he even graduated from university. You would also very much like to keep quiet the fact that you’ve harbored a crush on the boy for quite some time now, obvious to everyone whose name isn’t Jeon Jungkook.

Jeon Jungkook is, in one word, brilliant. He is brilliantly intelligent, brilliantly talented, brilliantly beautiful. He is suave and smooth and gets what he wants and if he didn’t possess such a disdain for the tabloids that do nothing but stretch the truth, he would have them wrapped around his finger. Sure, he’s no actor or singer, but he is a celebrity, and a skilled one at that. The media know no boundaries when it comes to a man like Jungkook, painting him as stunning yet rude, rich yet selfish, smart but cold. You know they blow his brief affairs out of proportion, and you know they will never know the boy who fell off of his bicycle in the second grade.

Jungkook is not powerful enough to replace the stars in your sky, but he is powerful enough to rearrange them right in front of your eyes, creating endless constellations that all remind you of him. He is the boy you have cherished since your elementary school days, when he would accidentally drool on your shoulder and throw sand into your mouth, and you are the girl who, despite all class differences, has stuck by him through thick and thin. It is not enough, but perhaps to him, it is.

“Do you ever try to mooch off of his wealth?” People ask you. “I would.”

And sure, every now and then you will ask him for money and he will give it to you, but your intentions are pure and you do not, will not, ever take his generosity for granted. Not when he has so much and you so little. You know what life is like when the world keeps trying to trip you, and a bit of smooth ground is not enough to keep you from forgetting the struggle.

That is, until you get laid off your job due to an influx of new workers, and your next student debt payment is due in roughly, a week.

What?”

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MBTI Types as Semi-Precious and Precious Stones

INFJ: Diamonds. You know, clarity, rareness, whatever.

(How common INFJs are on tumblr)

ENFJ: Rose Quartz. Who doesn’t like rose quartz? 

ENFP: Opals. So many ideas!!! So pretty!!!

INFP: Morganite. so soft, so warm

INTJ: Moonstone. It is meant to be one of the gems with most clarity. Pretty rare too.

ENTJ: Onyx. Both give the ‘don’t mess with me’ vibe.

ENTP: Alexandrite. It’s meant to change colour in different enviroments. (isnt that cool!) And it’s meant to help creativity.

INTP: Amethyst. Meant to keep the wearer clear-headed and quick-witted.

ISTJ: Pearl. Practical and traditional.

ESFJ: Aquamarine. Meant to have a soothing effect on married couples. (theres a back story trust me)

ESTJ: Citrine: makes a bold statement.  Meant to be a gift from the Sun.

ESFP: Jade. This is a quote from the website: ‘ Wearing a stunning piece of Jade jewelry is sure to make anyone ‘green’ with envy.’. That is enough.

ISFP: Lapis Lazuli. Has been used to make paint and was especially revered in the Renaissance.

ESTP: Ruby. They symbolize passion and courage. So does the ESTP.

ISTP: Sapphire. They symbolize loyalty and trust. Also, they are super tough.

ISFJ: Amber. Warm and protects the past (by fossilizing it in pine resin)

Imagine.
What if you were asked this question?
How would you answer?
What would you say?

How would you feel about starting your own journey of self discovery?

Why am I asking this?
Because I have good news! I have made a preview of my book ‘Who Are You?’ available for anyone who is interested in embarking on an amazing adventure!

If you would like to receive your own exclusive copy of this preview, please feel free to;

1) Share this post
2) Optional: on your reblog, tag someone or a couple of people (it could be anyone at all!) and give them a sincere compliment!

Twenty people will be randomly selected to receive their own copy! However don’t worry if this round doesn’t work out, for the full copy will be available soon on my website!

I hope that this book may help you, as well as the other books that are still on their way!

Please do take care, and I look forward to hearing from you!

Sincerely, Nicole Addison

anonymous asked:

Hello! I'm a curious anon who wants to be not ignorant on asexuality cause i gotta be a good ally, so i was wondering if you could explain it? sometimes i get confused like, they say asexual people also have sex but i thought that would negate asexuality? also how do you know you're asexual, how do you know the difference between romantic attraction and sexual attraction? sorry if i'm asking a lot of questions i just wanna be Educated™

hey there, sunshine!!! OK, let me explain EVERYTHING. 

hmmm.

so, asexuality is when a person does not feel sexual attraction to other people. sexual attraction is - this is kind of hard for me, as I’m ace myself, to explain it without it sounding a bit weird, maybe?! - but it’s the feeling of looking at someone and being turned on by them, I guess? the feeling of looking at them and wanting to have sex with them, and feeling aroused by the idea of having sex with them. this is something that asexual people do not feel.

this is separate from feelings of romantic attraction, which is not to do with sex and all to do with intimacy of heart - and how you express that romantic intimacy varies from person to person. for a lot of people, it involves stuff like kissing and holding hands and going on dates and flowers and stuff. pretty much, if it’s your heart going !!!!!! then it’s romantic, and if it’s your down-there lair going !!!!!!!!, then that’s sexual.

asexuality, like many sexualities, is not an absolute: it’s a spectrum! the spectrum of asexuality includes - but is not limited to - demisexuality (being attracted to someone only after a strong emotional bond has been formed with them), grey-asexuality (feeling sexual attraction to other people very rarely, or very weakly, or a combination of both), and asexuality itself, which is simply never feeling sexual attraction.

as for the question about sex negating asexuality, there are many reasons an asexual person might have sex:

  • to experience physical intimacy with someone they care about a lot, even if they are not sexually attracted to them
  • because they know their partner enjoys it, and they get enjoyment out of pleasing their partner
  • because not feeling sexual attraction doesn’t mean not feeling sexual arousal. you can be asexual but still want to have sex, it’s just that you’re not able to find someone you particularly want to have sex with. I’ve seen an analogy that goes like this: you know that feeling where you’re hungry, and you open the cupboard, and everything you see you’re like… nah… but you’re still hungry? yeah, that. eventually you might end up eating something that you don’t feel especially drawn to, just because you’re hungry.
  • because sex can be really fun! even if you’re not attracted to your partner, sex can be enjoyable (and I am speaking from experience here)
  • to have kids! some asexual people want to raise a family.
  • on a less positive note, society kind of demands sex of people. it’s seen as a young person’s rite of passage, as the cementing of romantic feelings, as a given in any long-term relationship. it’s something that friends bond over, their sex stories; it’s part of drinking games, it’s often part of TV and books and movies, it’s a whole world that demands to be understood or else you risk feeling like - and being treated like - a child. asexual people may feel pressured to have sex, even when not wanting to, just to fit in. this is a not-cool reason.

that is absolutely not an exhaustive list but hopefully it gives you some idea of some reasons why ace people might have sex! still very much asexual before, during, and after.

lastly, you ask how people know they’re asexual… this one is kind of hard to answer. personally, I figured it out pretty late. I’d always assumed that everyone was kind of deciding to be attracted to people, like I was, and it was only after some revealing conversations with friends that I realised - no, most people don’t have to try to force attraction with decisions, it just happens naturally. 

often, the Realisation Process begins with doing a little bit of reading and recognising yourself in the things you’re learning! if you want to know more, I seriously recommend AVEN - click here! - a website which has a crap ton of info!! thank you for your question, I appreciate you wanting to learn and be a good ally - it makes all the difference to have educated, accepting allies out there in the big wide world. you’re wonderful, and hope I helped! <3

jojoh7642  asked:

Did you ever feel suicidal because of ridicule because of your sexuality?

i didn’t. But many people do. Luckily, there are resources like The Trevor Project - a 24/7, confidential, & free lifeline that you can call & talk to a real human for support. They specialize in LGBTQ+ issues & help prevent crisis & suicide for LGBTQ+ youth specifically. You can call them, text them, go on their website & connect with people on their TrevorSpace forum - they’re incredible. My #1 piece of advice: you’re not alone. You can always reach out.

My Puppy

Originally posted by rapnamu

Pairing: Taehyung X Reader-First Person View

Genre & Warnings: SMUT, fluff, pet play. 

Word Count: 4,406

NOTE: Pure Filth. Turn back now if you don’t want to see. Turning Tae Tae into my Fuck Puppy (Thanks Anon). Soft femdom. Let me tell you, it was an EXPERIENCE writing this, and I am still not perfectly pleased with it. Mostly because I’m never happy with my own smut writing. I had to do so much research, so google probably thinks I’m freaky naughty af. Which I suppose I am considering I wrote this lol. So, for those that are hardcore into this and think I didn’t portray it well enough, I’m sorry, I tried. And I learned quite a bit about myself, like the fact that if I ever get my hands on someone like Tae, I am so going to try this. Now enjoy, and excuse me as I go drench myself in holy water to cleanse myself of sin. 


“You know, I hate the winter. It reminds me of your cold heart.”

My now ex-boyfriend mutters this line, looking into the snowy sky. He sighs loudly and saunters off, without looking back. What a fucking drama queen. I can’t help but snort as I watch him disappear into the light snowfall, and wonder what movie he got that line from.

Cold heart.

I don’t have a cold heart. He was just a damn bore. He never wanted to do anything but watch movies, and freaked out if I suggested anything besides missionary. I’ve been thinking about breaking up with him for weeks now, but was putting it off because I knew he’d cry. This saved me all the hassle.

Note to self: Don’t date actors.

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