POST 8 FACTS ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER & TAG EIGHT OTHER CHARACTERS
1. Music – Myles absolutely loves music, especially things with acoustic guitars or really nice lead voices, things he can sing along to. If it’s quiet enough and you some how manage to be near him long enough that he forgets you’re there, he’ll hum to himself, and if he’s drunk and he hears a song that he knows, you better believe he will start singing it all. The plus side to this is that he’s not a bad singer and it’s one of those talents he has that just never comes up because who would really think Myles of all people actually sang. Probably knows this whole song, fluently and in perfect French and does not understand a single word of it.
2. Some of you know this, some of you don’t, but Myles is dying. He is extremely sick and takes a combination of pills every now and then to be able to function normally/when things get really bad for him. They aren’t quite sure what is wrong with him and in high school ended up spending a year in and out of the hospital for months at a time which is one of the leading reasons to why he hates hospitals and doctors so much. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: loss of appetite, rapid weight loss, fevers, head aches, sleep walking, bloody noses, bloody ears, hallucinations, loss of feeling in limbs, etc. If he gets any type of sickness (common cold, flu, etc) it’s devastating to his system and will be out for the count for a minimum of a week.
3. Myles absolutely believes that everyone is using everyone for something - be it for emotional, physical, or material gain and it’s very very very rare that he ever takes something you say at face value which is why when people are genuinely nice or kind or soft with him, it throws him off. He’s actually a huge sucker for small romantic gestures, small thoughtful gifts, and can get a little meek in the face of someone’s raw emotions. He will be very skeptical at first, but the claws tend to retract significantly because it’s not something he’s used to. Usually after these moments, we will try to escape.
What Myles thinks is his ideal love and what actually is his ideal are very different. He needs someone who is patient and not willing to put up with his trash mouth. Someone that makes him laugh and drags him along on their adventures despite his complaints, someone that makes him come out of his uptight shell every now and then. His partner in crime, the punny one, the one that tells him that he’s wrong right to his face, and ignores his I’m going to stab you threats even though he’s done it more than once now– Myles doesn’t need the mushy stuff (tho he likes it every now and then), he needs space so he doesn’t feel caged (which is probably why he gravitates towards people who Do Not Care about him emotionally), but that emotional connection would mean a lot to him when it’s there……… Also someone willing to just choke him the fuck out every now and then.
5. ….he is a complete sucker for Dad jokes.
He loves puns. He loves bad jokes and he hates that he loves them. He has a bad sense of humor and it really only gets worse. Dad jokes destroy him. He’ll try and keep it together, might even be angry about it, but he’ll cry over some stupid “Hi Hungry, I’m Dad” nonsense if you catch him off guard.
6. Myles enjoys play fighting. He was that kid in high school that would sneak up behind you and smack your face after trying to pants you or prank you in the bathroom before running off. He’s not strong (never really was), he won’t win, but he’ll laugh yell the whole time you’re trying to drag him through the mud tooth and nail across the football field to shove his face in the dirt. As an adult, it’s a bit harder to get him to do this, but it is still possible. He may not initiate it at first, but it’s a true testament to how much he likes a person. If someone he doesn’t know or doesn’t care for tries to do this with him, he will kill them. but he likes playing around just as much as the rest of the boys, you just need to take the chance.
7. He works on a subtle hierarchy scale with how he works with and interacts with people. Those he thinks are above him (usually in a work place setting like a superior) are met with a very polite, well mannered and quick to succeed Myles. Those he views as equals are more likely to get the day to day plastic smiles or gut punches from him, but those he thinks are below him – he becomes a predator through and through. He will either attempt to build you up from your insecurities, or he will slowly destroy you from the inside out. He thrives off the suffering of others and will either want to listen or make the situation worse.
8. Myles has a very very pale white looking birthmark on his left ear that he often tries to hide with his hair.
Ever since he was a child, his family proudly displayed his singing talents all over town. They bought him an expensive guitar, despite not being the wealthiest of families, and he learned to write songs and play the instrument. His mama would always ask him to sing the song he wrote for her before bed. Despite it being a very bad song in Lance’s opinion, she would always hug him afterwards and whisper about how much she loved it.
“My precious little secret,” she would murmur through a wide smile. “don’t give it to anyone else, ok?”
Lance was well-known for his voice. In his little town, Lance was very popular, because of his good looks and boisterous attitude, along with his voice. He entered many singing competitions, mostly to earn money for his family, and he won every single one. His family acquired enough money to send him off to the Garrison, which was a prestigious school far away from home. Lance was loath to leave his family, but they encouraged him to accomplish his dream, which was to go to space. No matter how much he loved singing, Lance longed to become a pilot. So he accepted and left, his mother humming under her breath Lance’s song. He would miss her voice. It sounded just like honey.
“Sing it to me when you come back,” was the last thing she said to him with a watery smile. Lance could only nod, unable to say anything other than “I love you.”
I’m hopping on the bandwagon here to share with you guys some of the stuff that happened today. It was almost a complete surprise that we were going to the show today. I’m making a separate post for stage door whoops. This probably won’t be in order.
- Lucas’ “whoooOOOOAAAA” was like 30 seconds long and got a full minute of applause + one guy yelling “do it again!” and tbh I think he considered it - During Sonya Alone, Andrey is sitting on the side of the stairs and Natasha carries the letter she’s writing to Mary about breaking everything off around the stage until she reaches him - During No One Else, Natasha sang the line “we were angels once, don’t you remember?” to this woman and she nodded back to Natasha and the audience loved it - The guy who had to give Anatole’s letter to Natasha had no idea he had to get up so he’s trying to reach across to give her the letter while Helene and an ensemble member were furiously trying to get him up - those strobe lights are crazy jeez I thought they wouldn’t be on as long as they were - Anatole is basically crying like a little kid on Helene’s lap during Find Anatole - The audience loved Lucas Steele a lot (and so did I) - my mom thought he couldn’t sing and she realized she was horribly mistaken once act 2 came around - the Russian music playing when you walk in is my jam - Ingrid’s Sonya Alone is so emotional and honestly I wish someone could have recorded it because it was SO GOOD - The part in Natasha & Pierre where Pierre says “she began to cry” he wasn’t kidding Denee broke down sobbing for the rest of the verse - I refused to listen to a couple songs until I saw the show live (I didn’t want to spoil everything) and Charming wOW AMBER GRAY IS INCREDIBLE - Anatole looks in mirrors. a lot. - during the crazy part of the Abduction, I thought Heath (he was on a platform in front of me) was kinda normal until he suddenly yanked his hair out of its ponytail and started headbanging into everyone’s laps - Natasha and PIerre look right at each other for the “I see nothing but the candle in the mirror” part of Letters but they’re not talking to each other - Courtney Bassett (Mary) can siNG JEEZ - Everyone was mildly uncomfortable when Bolkonsky was on stage - I literally couldn’t see Balaga at all during his own song where did he go probably the mezzanine - One of the ensemble members completely blocked my view of Lucas when he was doing the jacket swooshy thing at the end of Balaga - Heath was having trouble I think doing the squat things during the Abduction but one of the accordion players came over and she was like “isn’t he great folks aren’t they all great?!” - I feel like Lucas was a little off on the “peteRSBURG“ thing today but heck what do I know I’m not in the show (I wish tho) - anything Lucas did the audience loved and they were usually laughing at him - one of the accordion players came to my section before the show to throw the dumplings but she missed once and hit the sound guy - Hearing Oak sing compared to the rapping from Hamilton was so nice he has a nice voice. He also did a little giggle after the whole crazy part in the Abduction - Natasha kinda stands at the top of the stage at the “sofa” for all of Find Anatole until Marya tells her that Anatole’s married and it’s kinda creepy to watch - Anatole kept doing this hand thing where he would kinda pose with one up and one down and it got messier and messier during Pierre & Anatole as he was slowly having a breakdown and it was kinda cool to watch the whole breakdown and fight scene - During the Duel, Pierre puts the gun up to his head and starts walking while Anatole is frantically shouting “Pierre, hold your fire!” He eventually points it at Dolokhov ofc - I think Oak’s mic might’ve gone out while he was doing the talking bit during Natasha & Pierre but that might’ve been done on purpose idk help me out y’all
EDIT: I forgot some stuff! - Anatole shouts, “Everyone, raise a glass!” and while he’s doing the “whooOOOAAA” he’s trying to get everyone to raise shot glasses at the tables but one guy only had a water bottle so Lucas tried to get him to raise that instead but the guy wasn’t really having it - Oak got so. much. applause. as soon as he stepped on stage with the accordion it just kept going - I think it was during Sonya & Natasha, but I could be wrong. Anyways, Andrey was standing at the back of the orchestra with another ensemble dude and he was like peeking out from behind a pillar with his guitar watching the girls fight - Lucas got so many laughs, especially for that part in Letters where he says, “Just say yes….” He was definitely playing to the audience the whole time it was great - Dolokhov and Helene started making out I think during the Duel before Pierre got mad - After Dolokhov shot at PIerre, Pierre kinda just stood there hunched over for a while before popping up and going “whew” to the audience - The girl Bolkonsky was all over during The Private and Intimate Life… was so uncomfortable but she was laughing the whole time - She kinda started brushing herself off when he walked away though - During Natasha & the Bolkonskys, there’s a long pause while Mary and Natasha hold stools over their heads to try and sit with the people at the tables but they were having a really hard time getting through cause this poor man moved to the side for Mary, but he had to move back over for Natasha and he just had no space and he was really confused - During Letters, everyone enters the stage through the huge doors but Andrey comes in last and stands at the top while Pierre “reads” his letter to him
“Dude, just… just pity laugh, at least!” “I don’t wanna kill anybody, I’m a pacifist. Ooops, killed six people.” “Six is the number of Def Leppard members, almost.” “Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke.” “Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so?” “Remember kids, if you wanna defeat the evil power, you better fucking find the nearest sharpest sword and run as fast as you can.” “I don’t judge you when you steal children, so I’ll thank you to show me that same courtesy.” “Having a great time being in immeasurable pain.” “Yes, have you ever heard of brapnel? That’s baby shrapnel.” “Wait, mechanical bird is plane. I just realized.” “Crazy how dead you are, I mean like, wow.” “I didn’t have any problem at all after I died twice.” “Such a nice man we ripped off there.” “I’ll never put on pants.” “Checkers would be better with badgers.” “HEY LADIES. I’M TOM JONES. LEADER OF THE TOM JONES CULT. MY NAME’S TOM JONES. GIMME THIRTY APPLES. …TWENTY-FIVE APPLES” “She’s adorable! Until she turns into a hideous undead monster creature, then ya gotta hit her with the lead pipe.” “Stop dancing at me!” “I have some very important masturbating to do.” “You make me have to pee, always.” “Whales are just Earth’s way of taking a shit.” “I like it when Luigi’s happy. It makes me smile.” “You know when you get high, and you start floating five feet off the ground, and gain a Spanish accent?” “Whenever you talk about being high, it always just shows how much you’ve clearly never gotten high before.” “Dude, what if hell was up?!” “I will raise that chicken as if it were my own daughter… who I turned into chicken fingers.” “‘Becky with the good hair’ sounds too much like ‘caramel corn’?” “I! WANT! MURDER!” “Even 90s rock won’t make me feel good about this!” “This might be the drugs talking, but I love drugs.” “That’s one boopity you shouldn’t have shmoopled.” “Am I nude right now?” “It’d be weird to sleep amongst your dead friends.” “Are you here to repent for your chins?” “Why am I not eating ice cream for every meal?” “This taxi is bae.” “The world is full of magic. Horrible, horrible magic.” “Jesus is my drug.” “I don’t know anything about memes.” “You would say that, no matter what, me from another dimension that runs a porn ring.” “I’m a milk-based life form.” “I fucked a cantaloupe once.” “Awww babe, look at us, we have our own cam girl operation.” “Everyone who works for us gradually becomes more gay in their interactions because… we are always getting… weirdly gay with each other.” “Shut up, ya tweezer!” “And Half-Life 3, I don’t know anything about Half-Life 3, other than that everyone says it’s confirmed.” “Good thing you’ve got fingers and wrists of steel, from that straight jacking.” “I’ve learned the importance of being cuddled.” “Hi, I’m a musician with a huge penis. Do you know where I can find guitars and Magnum condoms?” “Baths are amazing, especially when you bring a friend.” “Jesus, you gotta wine and dine me first. You can’t just open up with that shit.” “We’ve broken several laws.” “What, you wanna try diplomacy? He’s a fucking crab!” “I’M READY TO BREED!” “‘Bonfire’ is made up of two words: ‘bonf’ and ‘ire.’” “These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed.’” “As I was about to say, revenge is a dish best served fuck you.” “When someone says ‘just fuck me up’ on the internet that means have sex with me in a rough, passionate manner, correct?” “If there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.” “Just get abducted! We are your saviors, we’re flying in the sky- treat us as your new gods.” “If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst!” “Water is just… air juice.” “Uh… Doctor, could you put tits on my thumbs?” “We hang out… we touch each other…” “Does anyone have a paper bag I can hyperventilate into?” “2016 is the year of the butt.” “If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else.” “You make another joke like that, and I’m gonna have to beat you to death with your own shoes.” “Whoa, look at this trapezoid-headed Funyon ring!” “I have to take off my jacket because I’m getting hot because this sucks so bad.” “He died as he lived: covered in mayonnaise.” “Who wears pants anymore? So 2015.” “What took you so long, you butt plug?!” “Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’” “Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.”” “As long as I live, I will never stop loving your random bursts of outrage.” “Like I would kill a friend… without watching.” “With your Phd and my also being here, we can solve any problem.” “I love watching you guys suffer.” “Man, the void of nothingness is kinda lame.” “Sometimes you gotta take time and smell the roses. And sometimes you’re gonna be a guy jacking yourself off while you’re rubbing a girl in a video game.” “I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian.” “Oh my god, do we have to kill him while he’s asleep?” “I feel dead inside, but at least I had pie.” “This is nice. We’re all bathing in the warm glow of murder.” “The tears are bittersweet but the pie is delicious.” “Murder is a spectator sport.” “Today’s been a day. A day full of tasty, tasty murder.” “Man, I wish anime was human history.” “99 red balloons… Something- something- German song.” “If you wanna have sex you don’t have to make a little song about it, like just come right out and ask.” “If only I could have sex with my own brain. That would be a mind-fuck.” “I am not nature. I am nurture.” “Wouldn’t it be hilarious if they died?” “Tell me what you’re gonna do to me.” “Taco Bell cures diabetes.” “Rule number one of babysitting? DON’T STEP ON THE BABY!” “Play for my amusement, child.” “How does a ghost enter a skeleton? And I don’t mean that in a sexy way.” “You’re locked the closet with the dildo!” “Yeah, I’ve been drunk on pot before. What of it?” “You are the worst son ever.” “Shut up, this is my moment of time shine!” “Bro, can I be honest with you guys right now? I love defiling things.” “I wanna touch everything with my boner, including my boner!” “When you’re married, you can announce your boners everywhere.” “I am enjoying my pot! Take that out of context.” “Dude, what if you were next to a supernova when it supernovaed?” “…and she’s like COVERED in butter.” “I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified.” “What are the animals crossing, exactly?” “I’m a firm believer in ‘if you’re going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly.’” “And you know what? We’re tied right now, like brothers… only one brother is significantly smarter and more handsome than the other and has like 15 years more life experience.” “Frick to the 30th power!” “My eyebrows are slippery and slimy. I grease them.” “This is literally just elementary hydrodynamics, I can’t believe you can’t grasp this.” “Well look the important thing that I’m having fun and other people aren’t.” “I would fuck everything on the screen including the animals and the bicycle.” “How dare you know stuff about things. I’m gonna beat you up with my fists… that are made of stuff and things.” “Spyyyder Loops™ cereal…. made with… spiders.” “I’m a bottom kind of guy.” “Can you see my labia in this fucking costume?” “Just bros bein’ bros…” “I never feel quite as alone as I do when I play Burger Time.” “If you do this… I’m gonna be mildly impressed with you.” “I don’t know how to be interesting, could you give me advice?” “I BIRTHED YOU FROM MY BRAIN VAGINA.” “I’m kind of amazing at everything I do.” “I’LL FUCKING STAB YOUR PARENTS!” “I would get a photo-realistic tattoo of your face on my inner thigh.” “Do you think I came out the pussy drawing fucking Mozart?!” “Follow your stupid fucking dreams.” “Everyone does crack at some point in their lives. It’s pretty much a rite of passage.” “I wanna know where Luigi is!” “Nothin’ wrong with that. Get clean, get clean with the lord.” “You’re on page 2, and I’m on page…uh, furiously concentrating on not throwing up from this Nutella situation.” “I wish you could jump inside my skin and know what I know, and feel what I feel.” “I’m feeling fly for a caucasian man.” “I will actually strangle you with my bare hands and feet.” “Don’t call me “bro” in an accusatory tone!” “This is a good yiff right here.” “My friends! I love killing my friends.” “Now I am the one who is bitch.” “He died as he lived: eating chicken McNuggets.” “Well, thank you so much, that’s so nice of you to say, but I don’t believe you and you’re a liar.” “DIE! DIE YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!” “I could tell by his briefly angry eyebrows that he’s someone we should be stabbing.” “A blunt is a maridujuana.” “If you can’t beat em, Shoot ‘em with a gun!” “Getting kicked in the nuts is not an event, it’s a process.” “My goal is to pee in every major body of water on earth.” “Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird.” “Aw jimminey-jillakers. Gee-whiz Batman. Aw frick. Oh jeezum.” “And you have ten thousand and seven hundred grams of mardujuana.” “My style is old, nasty t-shirt and rapidly disintegrating pants.” “If you ever run into me in the wild, we’ll hug it out.” “I think the noodles are going to kill me!” “I’m sorry, your son is an anthropomorphic cheese melt.” “Wait, but, also shut up.”
Can you do an imagine where Archie Andrews gets jealous and possessive of the reader and he pretty much marks her as his and the reader finds this adorable and hot?
Warning(s): I don’t even know… hehe… It’s angsty but also like there is a lot of sexual tension so I’m not sure
A/N: This was the best gif for this prompt
Word Count: 761
“How’d you do it, Andrews?” the annoying tone of Reggie Mantle’s voice boomed through the student lounge and resonated in the already bad headache Archie had.
“How’d I do what, Reggie?“
“How did you get (Y/N) to agree to go out with you? She’s the hottest girl in the school,” Archie let an exasperated sigh trail from his lips to the listening ears of other students.
“She and I like each other, I asked her out, and she said yes. What exactly about that is surprising?”
“She’s the hottest girl in this school. I thought she’d have higher standards than a guitar picking football player. I mean especially when she’s friends with the rest of us. Face it, Andrews, the rest of us have a better shot with (Y/N) than you do,” as if on queue, (Y/N) walked in just as Archie stood from his now formerly leaning stature. The unpleasant smirk on Reggie’s face when they realized (Y/N) was walking next to none other than Chuck Clayton; the infamous player best known for his prior actions of using girls for any reasons to get his points.
But Archie couldn’t deny Reggie’s points. You were undoubtedly beautiful in the eyes of most guys at your school and you were far from in his league. You had an idea of where you wanted to go in your life and you had an idea about how to get there; Archie didn’t know what exactly to do to get to where he wanted to be. And Reggie was right, you had plenty of friends that could easily best Archie in anything. The feeling these thoughts and statements brought made Archie squirm.
Archie was familiar with the feeling that brewed deep in his chest but he wasn’t used to how bad the feeling currently was. All he wanted to do was wipe the smile off of Reggie’s smug face and get you as far away from Chuck’s lingering hands and eyes. And so, with a scowl tainting his face, Archie shot a seething glare at Reggie and haughtily stalked towards you and Chuck.
“Archie!” your voice, in its happy tone from seeing your boyfriend, almost made all anger and jealousy residing in his being fade but Chuck’s hand moving towards your hip firmly planted those feelings in his chest. Without a sound, Archie wrapped an arm around you and walked away from the tense scene that was just laid out in front of everyone, “Archie? Babe, what’s wrong?”
“I’ll tell you in a minute,” his gritted teeth muffled his voice. He kept walking until he found a fairly secluded place in the school. Just as you opened your mouth to ask him again what was wrong, he had his mouth firmly pressed against yours in an intense kiss. Yet he still held your waist as if you were nothing but fragile glass in the palm of his hands. You swiftly but slowly ghosted your hands up the sides of his body until they found a place on his chest.
“Archie,“ your voice softly sounded in his ears when he pulled away just enough to let you catch your breath. And as soon as he caught his, his lips trailed from the left corner of your lips down to your neck. All the while he was moving swiftly to pick you up and gently place you between his body and the wall. Your hands moved to tangle in his ginger locks while he sucked harshly at the skin where your collarbone and neck meet.
He kept moving his lips along the skin of your neck, enjoying the way that you would let your nails graze his skin when he found a new place to leave a mark in an unknown shade of purple. Eventually, his lips found yours again. This time much softer. He placed a long, chaste kiss to your slightly chapped lips before pulling away and smiling shyly at you. Archie let you down softly before smoothing his hands over your slightly messy clothes and hair.
“What was all that about, Archie? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I very much enjoyed it but still.”
“Reggie made some comments and then I saw you and Chuck and-“
“You got jealous and decided to do something?“ Archie’s ears were tinged pink but there was a cheeky smile on his face as you laughed softly at him.
“You enjoyed it and I left quite a few marks on you so I’m good. By the way, I don’t think that one will go away any time soon.”
This is part seven of a series of Seventeen imagines. Feel free to message me and say who you want to see confessing next! Requests get done fast ;)
For as long as you’ve been friends, Joshua has been trying to pester you into learning how to play guitar. He wants to teach you all sorts of songs, especially because you constantly compliment his playing. But you keep refusing. You don’t really know why, but it’s such a habit now that you keep it up, even if it does make Josh look sad each time.
Right now, you eye Joshua’s guitar sitting in the corner of the room, wondering how long it will take him to get bored and start playing it on this lazy Sunday afternoon. Sun is streaming in the windows and lighting the whole place up and sending dust motes spinning like tiny crystals in the air. As much as you love all the boys in Seventeen, your favorite days are days like this, just hanging out around the dorms with ‘95 line while you and Joshua roll your eyes at the antics of S.Coups and Jeonghan.
Robot uses deep learning and big data to write and play its own music
A marimba-playing robot with four arms and eight sticks is writing and playing its own compositions in a lab at the Georgia Institute of Technology. The pieces are generated using artificial intelligence and deep learning.
Researchers fed the robot nearly 5,000 complete songs — from Beethoven to the Beatles to Lady Gaga to Miles Davis — and more than 2 million motifs, riffs and licks of music. Aside from giving the machine a seed, or the first four measures to use as a starting point, no humans are involved in either the composition or the performance of the music.
This is something I’ve had
saved on my computer since like June but I still have a lot of thoughts about
the Poindexter family.
I forget where it was I read
this, and whether it was actually canon or not, but effectively it said that
the entire Samwell Hockey Team came from a place of privilege because hockey is
an expensive sport.
Consider: Dex is a multiple.
More specifically, a triplet. Three kids going to college at once? And that
money related stress, piled on since birth? Save your money, Poindexter,
because even though you aren’t that bad off you aren’t the only one that needs
tuition and equipment.
I know Ngozi tweeted about Dex only having an older
brother but let me have this.
* His full name was Percival Iwan Christopher Karl Lachlan Edward after all the fellow recruits, Kingsman staff members, and mentor whose dicks Harry got his greedy mouth on during training.
* When Harry pointed his gun during the final test, Mr Pickle started enthusiastically humping it and Harry pulled the trigger by accident because he was laughing so hard.
* The first time Harry bought Merlin home after a high stakes date where he tried with everything he had to prove how sophisticated and charming he was, they walked in on Mr Pickle sitting in the front hallway defiantly chewing a dildo about the size of a large man’s forearm which he’d somehow managed to get out of Harry’s sock drawer. Merlin spent the rest of Mr Pickle’s life afraid of him, which is exactly how Mr Pickle liked it.
* Enjoyed howling along to Queen on car journeys, especially when Harry made guitar noises.
* His favourite game was to silently fart and then slink away so Harry got the blame. Harry tried the same thing in retaliation but got blamed for those as well, and now he’s got a reputation he only half deserves.
* Once bit a baddie’s knob clean off. Harry was never prouder in his whole life.
* Loved his extravagantly luxurious baths in the downstairs sink so much that Harry couldn’t bear to put him up in the living room like he intended, but cleared a space among his butterflies so his best friend could stay in his favourite room forever.
things to remember about muse when ur feeling down
•chris wolstenholme, who struggled with alcoholism in the early years of the band, is now completely sober with a truckload of kids!! he is also pure sunshine
•matt bellamy,, a child , had a son named bing whos favorite song is starlight.
•matt has 2 cats named kim and kanye, , what more could u ask for
•he also has tOns of sheep and doubles as a farmer as opposed to his usual rockstar persona
•they are all dorks and giggle through all of their interviews. kids, i tell ya
•dom howard went from a lil dork in showbiz era to a fucking hUnk in drones era. the biceps… the biceps
•they have all been bff s for most of their lives and have also been friends with tom kirk and consider him the fourth member of muse !!! so cute so cute
•speaking of tom kirk, he exists and trolls the muse fandom thru his twitter (#soon)
•morgan!! nicholls!!! exists!!! and is the Sun
•matt is so smol and his guitars r too big for him (eSPECially in showbiz era)
•they wrote a whole album based around science and energy use and it is so amazing
•matt is a conspir acy theorist omg
•one time muse was forced to mime so they all switched places and matt wad the drummer and dom was the lead singer/bassist and chris was the guitarist and none of the ppl noticed and if they did they were too scared to say anything
•also another time they had to mime matt just acted like a lil twat the entire time and waved his hands over the keyboard like a lil dork
•ok this list could b a mile long so im just gonna end it with the fact that muse exists.