Goat yoga is what happens when you have a terrible idea (yoga) and then punch it in the balls with the best idea (goats). The result is an idea that is not the best idea ever, because you’re still doing yoga, but it’s a hell of a lot better than doing yoga without goats. And do you know why? Because there’s goats, goddammit! GOATS!
How’s this whole shindig go down? You go to your yoga dojo or whatever, put down your yoga tarp, and then there’s a goat that just climbs on you. A Nigerian dwarf goat, so as to not break your back. You get into the Prolapsed Lotus position and the goat mounts you like you’re a shitty ottoman and it’s trying to reach the cookies. “Why?” you ask. We’re way past why. Why are you even asking why? Name one thing in your life that wouldn’t be improved if a small goat were literally on you while it was happening. Did you name one? How’s life as a dirty liar?
Rain every day Fog all night Wind in the evergreen cypresses See me, Lord of Wind and Rain See me, guardian of the Underpasses
Wear black when it’s light outside Wear black when there’s no light Wear black following the left hand path Wear black but I get right
Waves at night Hard waves at dawn All this coast is vanishing Check me out, I can’t blend in Check me out, I’m young and ravishing
Wear black on your forgotten radar Wear black in the present tense Wear black when you come around Wear black in your absence Wear black high as a kite (wear black) Wear black dead sober (wear black) Wear black when the trouble starts (wear black) Wear black when it’s over (wear black)
Sun through the trees Head for the sun Can’t find the path back to the main road See me, Lord of The Thomas Guide See me, Keeper of the Source Code
Wear black to the intervention Wear black back to the car Wear black wherever I go Wear black wherever you are
from Goths (2017)
Somewhere, John said this was his favorite song on the album, and I completely agree.
[strums guitar] WE ARE ALL DYING AND THERE’S NO USE IN DENYING! THE FACT THAT I’LL BE DEAD SOONER THAN YOU. BUT I’LL RISE FROM THE GRAVE AND PULL YOU DOWN WITH ME! IF THAT’S WHAT I HAVE TO DO! [discordant guitar]
warm-up thing with Alice and @jsk244 ‘s Buttercup!
With these two, there’s a lot of cooking and a lot of sizeplay. Sometimes at the same time, which is fun! Here we have a tiny Buttercup perched on Alice’s shoulder as she learns to properly flip her eggs in a pan. It’s hard for Buttercup to not just take over while Alice is learning these things since it’s a slow process, so it makes things easier if she’s too small to intervene.
Unamused teenage goat that hates their farm and condescending ferret aunt as part of my animal drawing final this semester. I only just noticed I went back to my warrior cats roots with the hair there.