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Every Time Professor Layton Is Shown Doing His Actual Job

Descole:

*Kidnaps Brenda Triton and threatens to harm her and/or Luke if Clark doesn’t cooperate. 

*Manipulates the griveing Oswald Whistler with the promise of resurrecting his dead daughter to find the Kingdom of Ambrosia. Later, kidnaps Melina and orders her to sing if she wants to save her father and friends from the wolves. 

*Tries to kill Luke with his machine during Eterna Diva, forcing his brother Layton to save Luke’s life, almost blowing Layton up.  

*Manipulates Randall Ascot - who suffered a lot of trauma, overcoming amnesia - and turns him against his loved ones. 

Descole, as Desmond Sycamore:  

“Targent Bronev are the scum of the Earth. They force people to work for them by threatening their families.”

happy 10th anniversary professor layton, you’ve changed and impacted my life more than I can ever say. blessed to have those experiences in my life. love those games lots.

Listen, obviously Professor Layton is a smart dude, but...

…the fact that he did not immediately connect this masked, tri-corn wearing, dramatic hand-gesturing figure who was pulling some seriously ridiculous shit

with this masked, tri-corn wearing, dramatic hand-gesturing figure who was pulling some seriously ridiculous shit

is not one of his finer moments

Things Luke isn't allowed to tell his parents

That time they almost got run over by a ferris wheel

That time his consciousness almost got replaced by a dead girl’s

That time a guy dressed up as him and destroyed the city

The time Layton put him in a cage to test if it would be engulfed in flames or not

That time they all collectively tripped on hallucinogenic gas and thought they were being stalked by a vampire

That time when Layton opened up a box said to kill people with him in the room

The time he fell out of an airplane

The time Layton’s assistant held a knife to his neck

The time they all literally fucking died

can we just look at this scene closely for a sec

oh dear it seems we have fallen

well I don’t wanna get eaten by wolves today

…not before I impress a pretty woman and hold her hands, anyway

leave the child, janice, he’s deadweight, let us run away together

professor I trusted you