and the dog is too

my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature

He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants

So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.

Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.

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LOOK AT THIS PERFECT HANDSOME BOY

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she’s trying her best

my favorite homestuck thing™ is when something you bump into is so vague and casual that like anybody could see it and enjoy it… but your homestuck sense………. that filthy fuckin homestuck radar you’ve got there….. that thing you earned from homeshit stuckademy after thousands of pages of asinine yet captivating circlejerk web content……. it just starts beeping.

and you know

you just fucking know

Dan and Phil and dogs is the best thing to happen this year and I had to commemorate this event with some art. Tag urself I’m the black chihuahua

magnus burnsides, shaking where he stands, balling his hands into fists at his sides, trying his hardest not to go pet or hug a service dog

“magnus…don’t do it”

“i know.  im just…im so proud of him.  look at him he worked so hard to get there im so proud” he replies, tears in his eyes

  • <p> <b>Friend :</b> They're just fictional characters. And stop calling them "my child", that's weird.<p/><b>Me :</b> <p/><b>Me :</b> Don't talk to me or my 271 children ever again.<p/></p>
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Cat Person / Dog Person