the Russos, years later, once the NDAs have expired: “They were gay all along. They were so gay. We tried to tell you as plainly as we could how earth-shatteringly gay they were for each other. so gay”
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
My brother took me for an hour long foot and body massage. That means he had a job and a drivers license. That’s huge! And he is generous to treat me. I’ve never been a massage person, but that was pretty epic. And only $25. Then we went out for nachos and horchata.
We went to my folks’ house to pick them up and hang out with the dogs. Now we’re all at my 2nd sister’s house to celebrate my birthday. It feels really scary letting my family in more, but it’s been worth the effort.
fiona goode and spalding: masterminds that control the game until the very end. makes it to F3 but doesn’t win.
cordelia foxx: know it all nerd that everyone sleeps on but ends up winning. is smart and cuts off her showmance early.
zoe benson/madison montgomery/kyle: showmance alliance. storms through the season. turns on madison when she decides to play for herself.
zoe: production america gifts her with the most powerful twist of the season. wastes it to save kyle.
kyle: wins AFP probably.
madison: D R A M A. gets drunk. flips a bed. calls out production. sings when she’s not supposed to. get’s mad when the house doesn’t vote her way. fights with everyone. cries because her wall picture isn’t pretty. finds out her alliance is using her as a meat shield and tries to turn on them. -fails- exposes zoe and kyle’s game before she’s evicted.
nan: America’s sweetheart! everyone doubts her but she’s competition. plays with her heart and that is unfortunately the reason why she’s booted.
queenie: in an unlikely alliance with delphine lalaurie but turns on her when she discovers that she’s racist af and horrible for her game.
delphine lalaurie: whole house fucken hates her racist ass but manages to get to F7 somehow (most likely because she’s being carried by queenie for the first half of the game). PAWN.
marie laveau: ROBBED QUEEN! a better mastermind than fiona and is booted early because of it. sworn enemies with delphine. in a secret alliance with queenie until she’s evicted. fan favorite. comes back as a vet and goes farther in a newer season.
myrtle snow: in an alliance with cordelia. is out smarted by fiona everytime. is evicted but comes back. throws her game so that cordelia has a better chance of winning.
misty day: has potential but leaves during a double eviction because of the showmance alliance.