and the 'hole' bit

I’m high. I am no longer upset, just laying here, eating donut holes and realizing they’re called donut holes because they’re the bits that fit in the holes of full sized donuts. I could probably eat like….40 of these….

Just think about Young Teddy Lupin finding Tonk’s old Hogwarts uniform and walking up to his gran with the robe on and she has just stares at him because although people say he looks like his father more, she sees more of her daughter in the young boy. 

Then the first day of Hogwarts comes and Teddy gets sorted into Hufflepuff and he can’t believe that he got sorted into his dream house no matter what other students say about it. He sends and owl to his gran straight away and a few day later he receives a letter and a package. The letter just says how proud his gran and Harry is of him and how she sent what he asked for. 

He opens the package to find his mum’s old uniform, robe, tie and scarf that his Gran kept all these years. He doesn’t mind that it’s faded a bit and it has a few pin holes in from Tonks keeping he badges on it for various bands. In fact, one of them is still there on the front and Teddy refuses to remove it.

 He changes into it instantly because wants to have something that always reminds him of the stories he heard about Tonks at school. He looks down and finds a single blue hair. He sends and owl to his gran and asks about the hair and she replies back about how Tonks had it for a short while because it was his grans favourite colour. 

Next time he visits his gran for the holidays she has a tear in her eye as teddy walks up in the uniform with short blue hair, just like his mother had years before him.


Swap and Swapfell!!

im still trying to figure out how tf to draw these boys lmao


im still indecisive af on what sf!sans’ color scheme is rip

The Outsiders as real quotes from people I go to school with...
  • Ponyboy: "when I stepped out, into the cold wind, from the odd warmth of the school... I had only two things in my mind. A jacket and a ride home."
  • Johnny: "please... don't... talk to me... ever..."
  • Dallas: "I'm not a tease, I'm a natural, sexual, flirt."
  • Two-bit: "after four years of this hell hole I finally know enough al-gee-braah to hit the poles."
  • Steve: "if you think I won't eat all five of these candy bars before lunch you're wrong."
  • Sodapop: "Fuck this," *slams school computer shut* "I'm pretty."
  • Darry: "I've been teaching for more than ten years and I'm pretty sure this is the weirdest request I've gotten."
  • Tim: "it's supposed to smell like smoke, not Cotten candy."
  • Angela: "if anyone ask, those aren't my nudes."
  • Curly: "no one gives a shit, the janitor caught me smoking weed in the bathroom, she just sprayed some Febreeze and walked out."
  • Cherry: "Yes, I'm a real ginger. Yes, I do steal souls." *points at freckle* "this one is yours."
  • Marcia: "I'm not a lesbian I just really like your boobs."
  • Bob: "That's my pube, give it back!"
  • Randy: "he might smell bad but he's pretty cool."

highwarlockkareena  asked:

#i also really want to write a very physical battle couple situation - if you put this in front of me, I have to ask for it please, Izsak.

you don’t know how much i was hoping you’d send me this kareena

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“please remind me how we got into this position again, alexander?”

the last of the late sunset was spilling through the broken windows of this warehouse. it was streaming over magnus’s face, the warm glow cutting across his jaw and turning his eyes that molten brown it always did. around them this place was decaying. it smelled like blood and mold, the floor split in front of them, moss and plants spilling out the edges and up the walls. it was rank kind of damp, now run through with the smell of death. despite that the thrum of magic in magnus’s body was steady, curling little flames of blue around his fingers that trailed up his arms just slightly. beside him alec shifted, taut bow string shifting as alec surveyed the room. magnus’s lips curved up slightly at the pointed silence.

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so as the most recent series of ITV’s Endeavour finished lately and we will be on hiatus until series 5 comes out, I felt the need to make this for you all to enjoy, also please go watch this if you haven’t it’s such a good show :3 

if you like Sherlock you will like this, I promise

also @howmuchpieisleft contributed a little bit so thanks for filling the holes in my brain <3 


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“Aren’t you usually the bad guy?” Cisco called from behind you as you struggled to keep up the shield around the two of you. You only ever needed to conjure up a shield big enough for one and had never really tested your limits before…you should really think of hopping onto the training bandwagon.

“Now is really not the time for this!” you shouted at him, feet sliding against the concrete as rocks continued to hurl towards the two of you.

“I like to think of it as the - it’s cracking! Our shield is cracking!”

“I know!”

“Well then do something!”

“I would if you just shut up and ran!” You flung your arm out, the shield disappearing as blue balls of energy flared up around your hands. You were hoping he got the message and ran as you directed your full attention to the meta, knocking him off his feet into one of the holes he decided to create. Using your last bit of energy, you managed to conceal him in a weak shield. It wouldn’t hold, but he wouldn’t be able to hurt anyone for a while.

“That was so hot,” Cisco squeaked from behind you and you groaned. What the hell were you thinking? You’d never hear the end of this or be able to show your face ever again.

“Just get your buddy to pick this douche up. I’m fashionably late for my cousin’s wedding.”

Go help out at the Conclave, they said.

It’ll be fun, they said.

Also known as Maraas ruminating over the irony of taking a “cushy” job for once.


i cant stop listening to this song for three days now

so Anatomically Incorrect Gay Doodles are a must

Alex said she was “almost 30” so like 28. That means her ten year high school reunion is coming up. I would sell my soul to Lord Cheeto Toupee for an episode where she drags Maggie to midvale for the reunion and of course someone gets murdered or something and they have to investigate and they find out the high school bio teacher is like a bug from Neptune that feeds on white straight males. They work the case while also sticking it to Alex’s high school nemesis Karen and her bimbo side kick Becky who called Alex boxy in the tenth grade and told Brad Football that she had herpes. In the end, they defeat the bad guy in glorious fashion and slow dance to “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing” by Aerosmith in the gym that now has a hole in the roof and all the decorations are destroyed with alien bits and bullet holes.


Beauty and the Beast mini comic, pages 16-21/21

I suppose the pedantic side of me could argue that in the context of the original film this conversation between Belle and Beast could not take place as the film maintains till quite late in the story that she is a prisoner in the castle (”I release you, you are no longer my prisoner”).  On the other hand, given the events it is a bit of a hole in the story which Disney tried to fix with the musical (Beast has a line where he admits Belle hasn’t been a prisoner for a long time when he “lets” her go).  In my headcanon, they were both smart enough to see this looong before that.

I rewatched civil war and honestly it got way worse than when I first watched but it got me thinking about my robot son.

Ever since Vision was born, he was already an Avenger. His whole purpose is to serve the world as an Avenger. I doubt his range of social interaction branches outside of the Avengers. Outside of missions, he was most probably confined within the walls of HQ.

He doesn’t have the chance to interact with normal people, like a cashier at the local 7/11 or a kid at the playground. The only people he really gets to interact with are deadly assassin/spies, mentally ill scientists/billionaires, a guy from the 40s and a mind-reader. Is it really a surprise that he’s so awkward?

Give me a scene in a movie where he is given the opportunity to blend in with normal civilians. It’s already a known fact that he could project his clothes; why not change his appearance altogether? Why not just camouflage himself as kind of a more awkward Paul Bettany?

Give me a scene where he orders chipotle for Wanda. Give me a scene where he gets along really surprisingly well with children. Give me a scene where he watches a movie with Wanda in a legit movie theatre, captivated by the audience’s reaction to the movie. Give me a scene where he goes on rides with Wanda in carnivals. Give me scenes where he experiences normal human interaction first-hand with normal civilians leading normal lives.