and thats how it ends up on paper

Sparks Flew

Lin-Manuel Miranda x Reader

Note: I wrote this last night when I couldn’t sleep, I blame watching too much How I Met Your Mother for coming up with this idea. I promise I’m working on those requests but this just came to me last night and it’s been a long time since I wrote a Lin fic. 

Warnings: swearing, a shitty break-up and I think that’s it?

Word Count:1,615 (I know it’s short I’m sorry)

Tagged: @hamiltonsquills @tallish-hobbit @iamgrayfox @beckett-faye @justanotherone2u

When you first kissed Lin, sparks flew.

It was New Year’s Eve, the cold New York streets were packed with people excited to bring in the new year. But for you, it was the worst night of your life.

The night started off great. Packed into an apartment filled with all of your friends, wearing a brand new outfit with a few drinks already in your system. It was 11 pm, and with an hour left of  2007 the anticipation was building, it was the perfect night.

Well… almost perfect. The one missing ingredient was Jon. Your boyfriend of 6 years was nowhere to be found, even after promising you he’d come. For the first time in 6 years, it was looking like you were going to be alone and kissless on New Years.

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neomints  asked:

"PPBBZZT PPBBZTTT TE TE TE T-" *sparks begin flying and Gigi begins vacuuming up Cinderella's dress, the ends getting shredded up inside her* -(@badlydrawngwess)

“THats my Signature dress that you just destroyed you piece of scrap metal!!!!!!”

“How am I even supposed to perform today without my outfit??!”



Heartbeat (10/?)

Title: Heartbeat
Fandom: SHINee
Pairings: (eventual) Jongtae; Minkey; OnKai
Chapter Wordcount: ~3.5k
Overall Rating: R (Some chapters will be NC-17; these will be marked.)
Chapter Warnings: discussion of mental illness,
Summary: In which not every problem needs to be fixed and not every person needs to be saved; sometimes you just need support.

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I be drawing. A lot. Summer for you; I actually have time to do stuff. I’ve also been playing Fire Emblem so I ended up drawing my Fates MU in the Hoshido Noble, Nohr Noble, and Nohr Princess classes. (I had to modify so many things in the Nohr one, like oh my gods there was no way her armor was actually staying on her boobs)

So yeah her name is Aire and as a result of her I’ve fallen deep into Corrinbaki hell (not quite as deep as I’m still in Chrobin hell, but I tend to end up back in there every few months so)

                         KYLO X READER || Soul Mate 6

“the voice you hear your thoughts in is your soulmate’s but you don’t know who they are until you hear them speak for the first time”

A/N: NEW UPDATE! YAY! Okay, things are really getting intense now (as if they weren’t before) i’m pretty stoked to make the next few parts as I’ve got a lot in mind. BTW! Guess who finally makes an appearance this chapter? Please enjoy/reblog/like…whatever your lovely soul wants to do! [GIF NOT MINE]

Word Count: 2.3K+

Warning: Cursing? As usual.


Anyone who cried as much as you did couldn’t possibly recognize their own face, how could they? The way your face was heated, cheeks stained with undried tears along with your bloodshot eyes–it was something horrifying. Yet, in the back of your mind, a questioned raised: how was Kylo not the least bit grossed out at the sight of your terrifying aftermath called a face? Taking in yet another sniff as you continuously wiped your tears, you weren’t sure what you were crying about at this point. “Stupid Kylo Ren,” You muttered, tossing the crushed up toilet paper towards the mirror with such force, you couldn’t help but let out a small laugh as you watched it completely miss and land in the sink.

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I had a few inquiries on how that last drawing was made to look like it was done in traditional media.  So I figured I’d share a little bit on how it was done.

After I had the initial linework done (done with Shiyoon’s SUMI BRUSH) , I used a fat water color brush from Kyle Webster’s Watercolor brushset to put in the big gray washes ( I think it was called WET N WILD brush).  I went back in and “melted” some the linework in places so that it wasn’t sharp all the way around.  I saw that in Searle’s work, where his wash would bleed over the linework, the water would dilute the line a little bit.  I used the smudge tool for that , and in Kyle’s brushset again, he had special brushes that melted it different ways, which is pretty incredible.  Then , where there were solid blacks,  I went in with a spatter brush to mimic the quill leakage.  In the end , I overlayed the whole image with a toothy paper texture which really shows up in the wash, breaks up the values in the solid line work  , and works well with texture of the brushes.  The last step was adding a subtle noise filter to make it feel aged.

So thats about it,  I don’t have mastery of the tools to do this traditionally like the master, but it was fun trying to emulate that vibe.  Plus it goes to show how amazing digital tools are nowadays, and how great brush sets like Kyle Webster and Shiyoon’s are. 

  • Eric Harris + psychopathy

Many psychatrists have diagnosed Eric as a psychopath. According to Dr. Langman who claims that “to understand Columbine, we need to understand Eric Harris.” Indeed, as a psychopath Eric can be considered as the leader of the massacre. Even if Dylan plays a voluntary part, analysis showed that the aggressive behavior of Eric was the main motivation. Eric considered himself as a God filled by nihilism.

I hate the fucking world, to many god damn fuckers it in. to many thoughts about societies all wrapped up together in this place called AMERICA. everyone has their own god damn opinions on every damn thing and you may be saying “well what makes you so different?”. because I have something only me and V have, SELF AWARENESS, Call it exortenstiolism or whatever the fuck u want. we know what are to this world and what everyone else is. we learn more than what caused the civil war and how to simplify quadratics in school. we have been watching you people. we know what you think and how you act, all talk and no actions. people who are said to be brave or couragous are usually just STUPID then they say later that they did it on purpose cause they are brave when they did on fucking accident. GOD everything is so corrupt and so filled with opinions little and points of view and peoples’ own little agendas and shedules. this isnt a world anymore, its H.O.E. and [no]one knows it. self awareness is a wonderful thing. I know I will die soon, so will you and everyone else. maybe will we be lucky and a comet will smash us back to day 1. people say it is immoral to follow others, they say be a leader. well here is a fuckin news flash for you stupid shits, everyone is a follower! everyone who says they arent a follower and then dresses diff. or acts diff. … They got that from something they saw on TV or in film or in life. no originality, how many JO MAMMA jokes are there and how many do u think are original and not copied. KEINE. Its a fucking filthy place we live in. all these standards and laws and Great Expectations (webb) are making people into robots even though they might “think” they arent and try to deny it. no matter how hard they try to NOT copy someone I still AM! except for this fucking piece of paper right here, and B.T.W spelling is stupid unless I say. I say spell it how it sounds, it’s the fuckin easiest way. hey try this sometime, when someone tells you something, ask “why?” eventually they will be stumped and cant answer anymore. thats because they only know what they need to know in society and school, not real life science. they will end up saying words to this “because! Just shut up!” people that only know stupid facts that arent important should be shot, what fucking use are they. NATURAL SELECTION. KILL all retards, people w/ brain fuck ups, drug adics, people cant figure out to use a fucking lighter. GEEEAWD! people spend millions of dollars on saving the lives of retards, and why. I don’t buy that shit like “oh hes my son though!” so the fuck what, he aint normal, kill him, put him out his misery. he is only a waste of time and money, then people say “But he is worth the time, he is human too” no he isnt, if he was then he would swalow a bullet cause he would realize what a fucking waste and burden he was. – 4/10/98

To sum up, Eric was not an average boy. His psychopathy was embodied in his obsession with setting fires and making bombs just because it was fun, his  fascination with Hitler and natural selection, his sadistic fantasies of raping girls he knew and ripping a knife through a human body etc. The most speaking fact was the vandalization of Brooks Brown car. After writing a fake apology letter, he posted a homicidal threat on his website, and wrote about wanting to go to the boy’s home and spit on him and his family, urinate on them, and torture them before blowing up the house.

i’d made a mistake in the third image (just because i’m human calm down, don’t burn me at the stake). it’s corrected. thanks to @kipkinky to point it.

(Please, don’t even try to insult me or say something to me like “Dylan was no follower bitch”. This is psychology, not a columbiner love letter)

When a Freshman Tells You To Be Quiet In The Library During Finals

The Tango of Finals Hell Week

This sucks

This sucks

Really Suck

Fuckin’ sucks

I’m so mad that I don’t know what to do
Fighting with little sleep
And continually weep
And to top it all off I’m with you

Feel like going insane?
Got a fire in your brain?
And you’re thinking of drinking gasoline?

As a matter of fact –

Honey, I know this act
It’s called ‘Finals Hell Week’

Finals Hell Week
It’s a dark, dizzy merry-go-round
As it keeps you dangling

You’re wrong

Your brain it is mangling

It’s different with me

And you toss and you turn
'Cause your professor’s so stern
Yet you study and study and cry out

I think I know what you speak

Finals Hell Week

Have you ever pouted your lips and called out 'help me’?


Have you ever ate a full bag of chips?

This is spooky

Did you ever lose points for not putting your name?

Every Time - So Be Cautious

Have you ever forgot to wear pants to the class?

More than pants–

I’m getting nauseous

(Continues to study while simultaneously dancing the tango in the library)

I’ll fail

I’ll fail

Probably fail

Fuckin’ fail

I’m defeated I should give up right now

Gotta look on the bright side with all of your might

I’d study all night Anyhow

When you test its test
You’ll go down with the rest
Its grip on your life makes you fall

So you think, 'Might as well’

Write a paper from hell

At least I’ll have write it at all

Finals Hell Week
Gotta study 'til your finals are through
You pretend to make flashcards
Cause you just can’t remember

But the end it will come
Still you have to play dumb
Til you’re glum and you bum and turn blue

Why do we stay up all night?

Just to be told we’re not right


Finals Hell Weeeekkkkkkkk 

(20 years later) 

And thats how I met your mother

DM: Alright you guys get one roll for a weird thing

Me: I want a pitbull to follow me around *rolls an 11*

DM: No

Dude to my left: I want to ejaculate on command!

Everyone starts dying for about five minutes until the DM can reel us back in. He rolls a 7 and doesn’t get his ability.


DM: The top hat sprouts legs and starts crawling around and snarling in the bathroom. He dodges the toilet paper thrown at him.

Dude to my left(ooc): See?! This the perfect time to start ejaculating on command! 

DM: *Sighs* okay… who thinks he should have the ability to.. ejaculate on command.

Everyone: *snickers and raises their hand*

Dude on my left(ooc): *rolls and gets a 12* Hell yeah!! 

He ended up getting to ejaculate on command, but I offered my drink to the guy controlling the demon hat and thats how we defeated it. 

yansim-shipsrus  asked:

Rival-chan headcannons? I know a girl who firmly believes Rival-chan is a demon and is a sadist. She's weird.

Havent done any headcanon stuff in a while.. probably should begin to get around to doing them..

Rival chan, the indestructible… lets get to it

  • Has the cute innocent act, secretly is the meanest gossip girl on school grounds
  • People love her because of how adorable she is but it all got to her head a little but too much
  • A total teahcer’s pet, brings them gifts at holidays/special events
  • Puts too much effort in her nails, obsessed with manicures
  • Does those cutesy make up tutorials on youtube
  • You know those villains in movies, the ones that act all super cute but then they have a horrible side to them and in the end their true intentions get revealed? Yeah thats her
  • In elementry school everyone wanted to go to her sleepovers, big deal if you were invited 
  • Has a sickeningly sweet talking voice, even more high pitched singing voice
  • owns sets of glittery paper/craft stuff, has a ton of dollar store cute things like journals with unicorn faces on them saying “ くそくらえ! “
  • once dyed her dog pink

Dont see her as a sadist/demon lover but definitely a mean girl archetype 

i have so many questions about the entire concept of matpat giving the pope a steam code for undertale like first of all how did he even end up becoming a world ambassador considering he’s a guy who does youtube video game clickbait for a living i don’t think thats really a quality that a world ambassador particularly embodies, second how was it presented to the pope, like was it just the steam code for the game written down on a piece of paper? did he have a laptop set up with a steam account for the pope and just said “look i brought you undertale”? did he spend 16 minutes explaining directly to the pope why he chose to give him undertale? i wonder what was going through the pope’s head when it happened. was matpat expounding on Oppression Against Gamers and he was just like “what is this strange man talking about”

Today, I fucked up by doing my homework on time.

So it was Thursday night (about 9 PM) and I had knocked out the last of my work for the week and was settling in to sleep cause I had an early Friday. I have pretty bad sleep issues and my doctor has had me on minor tranquilizers for a while now. I pop my pill and crash in my bed, End of story right? Wrong!

Next thing know my phone is going off. I grab the little bastard and see a txt from my lab partner. “Did you do the shit?” What shit I wondered half drunkenly as I texted him back. “The Biochem analysis shit with the shit or what ever” yes these are quotes from my poet of a lab partner.
It was at that moment that I damn near shit a brick. Hadn’t done the lab for the morning class I was going to bed early for. I though for a moment about all the rumors I had heard about taking sleeping medications and what would happen If I didn’t go to sleep. Ahhh it’s bullshit right? Wrong!

I start frantically hacking away at the keyboard of my laptop recalling the process of identifying Arginine and the amino acids and so on. I felt woosey and light headed but hey I’m doin’ it. I’m fucking knocking this mother fucker out! I don’t even remember finishing but I did. I somehow managed to print the paper out and stapled it. Mind you that I put a staple in the dead center of the page but who gives a shit right? Wrong!

I wake up the next morning groggy and find the paper oddly stapled. Eh what ever. I fix it and hand it in at lab. A job well done right! No… Fast forward to today. Dr. P wants to see me after class. I go to his office and he is confused.

About what you say? how bout that fact that my lab report looks like the conspiracy ramblings of a strung out bridge hobo and is laced with profanity. We go painfully page by page through the report that amounted to less than 1500 words about fucking nothing. I called our apparatus a “grainy lookin fucking tube thing” and compared the color changes of our indicators to “shit pants brown” and “pissy daisy yellow”. I managed to spell the amino acids right of course but I ended the paper with “and thats how it fuckin dun ma.” Dr. P chose to ignore the odd staple mark through the center and asked what is this? I explained my story. He didn’t believe me. None the less he’s giving me a chance for a redo because I’m top of the class. So yeah, tranq’s a hell of a drug.

Too Long; Didnt Read > Did paper legally high as shit, professor wanted to know why I punctuated every sentence with either shit or fuck.

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you know that mindset you get in that everything is wrong and everyone is bad for you and you can't breathe and you can't think or sit still but there is no where to go and nowhere to run to. that overwhelming sense of sickness in the middle of your throat that you have to consciously keep down or you'll just spew your entire soul and heart and blood out into the toilet & you just want to scream but there are no sounds or vowels left in your mouth because you already used up the entire alphabet a thousand times on pieces of lined paper that just end up disintegrating in the waste bin because nobody wants to read what you have to say. that's how i feel rn.

anonymous asked:

Okay so I just bought faux leather for my cosplay but I've realised I have no idea how to sew it. I know I should buy a leather foot and needle but that's all I know. Is there any tips or tricks you could give me?

Its more or less the same except its LESS FORGIVING. When you sew into faux leather or leather in general it doesn’t self heal if you fuck up. 

You can end up making serrated paper. 

So just like tear-away paper, if you sew a seam, seam-rip it out because it was the wrong side or something, and your leather is thin, it will tear right down those lines of holes.

You GOTTA make sure you are 100% ready to sew. 

Here’s a sick ass guide. 

anonymous asked:

I know this is a weird question, but how do u shave down there? A certain way? I get razor bumps a lot and I hate them

When/if I shave and I end up getting razor bumps, I use a warm compress to make the bumps go down & thats when you just wet a wash cloth and put the wet wash cloth in a zip lock baggy and leave it open. And put it in the microwave for like 30 seconds or maybe a minute then take it out. Zip it shut & make sure all the air is out. It’s gonna be really hot so put like a napkin or paper towel around it covering the baggy, then place it on the bumps
- I DO THIS METHOD FOR WHEN I GET BREAK OUTS TOO & it makes all the bumps go down soo fast :)

*lol please remember to wrap the warm compress in a paper towel or napkin because it’s actually not warm its like really hot asf and WILL burn you if you don’t wrap it in a napkin or paper towel

I hope this helped guys :))))