and that's what happen when i'm bored

Imagine EXO otps if they could use their powers #Kaisoo
  • [the Everyday Kaisoo morning]
  • Kai: *yawns and stretches his arms while looking at the bed*
  • Kai: That's strange? Last time I checked someone was there sleeping beside me...Kyungsoo hyung?
  • Kai: Dyo dyo hyung!/hears water splashing from the bathroom/
  • Kai: *smirks*
  • Kai: /teleports to the bathroom/
  • Kyungsoo: AAAAAAAAH/moves his hands up and throws random floating pebbles at Kai/
  • Kai: OWWW!I knew you lied when you said they were just decorations
  • Kyungsoo: THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF YOU STOPPED TELEPORTING WHEN I'M NAKED IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAMN TIME!!
  • Kai: But I've seen you naked 100 times before
  • Kyungsoo: THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!/he blushes so hard random pebbles hit Kai again/
  • Kai: ow
  • --
  • [On the phone]
  • Kai: This place is boring! I miss you hyung!
  • Kyungsoo: aww Nini I miss you too but there's..only two days left...
  • Kyungsoo: You did not just-
  • Kai: Hi Hi /kisses Kyungsoo's cheek/
  • Kyungsoo TELEPORT ALL THE WAY FROM LAS VEGAS TO SEOUL!.ugh Jongin what am I going to do with you
  • Kai: Only for you babe,only for you
  • --
  • [ Going out]
  • Kai: hold up hyung I'll buy us popcorn/teleports to buy popcorn/
  • Kyungsoo: ok guess it's just me and you pigeons
  • Kyungsoo: ewww did it just poo on that
  • Kyungsoo: NO don't you dare!/takes a step back cuz pigeon was walking towards him/
  • Kyungsoo: I SAID DON'T COME NEAR ME!!!/unknowingly stomps his feat and creates a crack on the ground/
  • Kyungsoo: oops.
  • Random people: AAAAAHG IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE RUN FOR YOUR MISERABLE LIVEZ
  • Kai: what just happened?
  • Random person: There's an earthquake!Dude you gotta run!
  • Kai: But that's my boyfriend! How dare you/shoves random person away and teleports near Kyungsoo/
  • Random person: Weird.
  • Kai: your mini earthquakes are giving me mini heart attacks Aish kyungsoo!
  • Kyungsoo: I'm sorry.I didn't mean it.
  • Kai: It's ok Baby, I'm calling Tao/takes out phone and calls the time stopper/
  • Kyungsoo: I'm very sorry Kai.
  • Kai: /puts down phone and everything except him and D.O stops moving/ wow that was fast.Now hurry up and hide that crack
  • Kyungsoo: /kneels and pats the ground with his hands making the ground merge together/
  • Kai: yay Babysoo saves the day! /hugs Kyungsoo/
  • Kyungsoo: wtf /hugs back eventually/
  • --
  • [Bed time]
  • Kyungsoo: Jongin please tell me you won't do it again.
  • Kai: Do what? /lays near Kyungsoo on their shared bed/
  • Kyungsoo: Don't pretend like you don't know when you teleport to my dreams every night!
  • Kai: ...
  • Kai: Did you just admit that you-
  • Kai: OH MY GOD BABE YOU SEE ME IN YOUR DREAMS!THAT'S SO ADORABLE!
  • Kyungsoo: Wait so you can't teleport to dreams...
  • Kai: duhh lol. If I can teleport to dreams than you can teleport to dreams too
  • Kyungsoo: GOOD NIGHT JONGIN LET'S FORGET WHAT I JUST SAID LALALALA
  • Kai: I mean I see you in my dreams every night too
  • Kyungsoo: Go to sleep you big cheese ball/puts his hands on his face because he's too embarrassed/
  • Kai: sure babe, SWEET DREAMS haha
  • Kyungsoo: I hate you
  • Kai: I love you too
The signs as Metalocalypse quotes
  • Aries: "Hey, I ain't no therapist but I hate your moustache."
  • Taurus: “Don’t you take away my ability to have tantrums!”
  • Gemini: "Tits… A fish… A fish with tits. Titty fish."
  • Cancer: "That's my bread and butter you're fucking with."
  • Leo: "I was actually the president of the voting-sucks club in high school."
  • Virgo: "This is heavy. It hurts my face, boy, I really hates it."
  • Libra: “I love being motivated! I LOVE BEING MOTIVATED!”
  • Scorpio: “STOOOOP! I’M SORRY! SORRY ABOUT BEING A DICK BUT SOMETIMES IT’S HARD TO SUPPRESS THE URGE OF RUINING OTHER PEOPLES LIVES! WHY DOESN’T EVERY ONE OF YOU JUST GO KILL YOURSELF, IDIOTS! I’M SORRY I’M JUST BEING A DICK!”
  • Sagittarius: "Turn it back on, I wanna see what happens!"
  • "What do you mean? I'm here, that's what happened. Th-That's the end of the story."
  • "Well, it's boring when you say it."
  • "I know."
  • Capricorn: "There is no room on this paper to properly describe how much I hate you."
  • Aquarius: "Which do you most, can't the least?"
  • Pisces: “You slapped at my face."
  • "No, I didn't."

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when i don’t know what to say

You by Jack Harries.

Hi there! My name is Jack, and I guess I’m what you call a ‘content creator’ on YouTube.

There’s one simple reason why I’m able to call myself a creator on YouTube, and that reason’s in the name of the platform. It’s you.

You see as a creator on YouTube, you start like everyone else.

A voice amongst millions, uttering a word, with a somewhat absurd assumption that you might just be heard.

Perhaps you have big ambitions for your place in this space, or perhaps your reason here are not all that clear.

Regardless of your reason, your desire is the same.

And neat passion to connect and build your own name.

‘Cause really, if you think about it, isn’t that the aim?

To communicate and inspire? Regardless of how vain and an aim of how some consider this game.

You see to be successful on YouTube: Two things are required,

A combination of luck and a deep burning desire.

You see no one gets anywhere without the good will of others,

a kinsfolk, a community, a band of cyber-brothers.

We rely on you, to give us our start,

and once that’s done, it’s our turn to play part.

You see, no one gets anywhere without hard-work and dedication,

a fact that’s often missed by these mainstream media publications.

You see YouTube is a democracy. Laughing in the face of media’s monopoly,

They think we won this like sort of of lottery.

And as a result, they write about us with an error of mockery.

But don’t for a second, imagine that as creators we are complicit,

about how lucky we are to be in situation.

Having said that, let me make clear,

that there are some individuals who simply don’t belong here.

You see for some, a level of influence seems to lead to an inexcusable ignorance.

You see there are certain characters who’ve recently made the news,

Those who use their power to abuse.

But, believe me when I say, their names will soon fade away.

You see, the creators that I admire, are those who have the desire,

to push and reach another level higher,

those who attempt to break free from the norm,

to challenge the often repetitive form.

But, don’t think for a second, that they forgotten their roots.

Those initial subscribers who supported their pursuits.

You see as a creator, I am grateful and humbled,

but please bear with me as I haphazardly stumble,

whilst it might look like I understand what I do… Allow me to confidant you and say I haven’t a clue.

As this website expands and evolves, content-creators appear and dissolve,

Trends will come and go,

and over while, the website will grow.

But one thing stays the same,

and will continue to do so.

And the reason the website grew all those years ago,

Is in the name of the website and it won’t go away.

The reason why I do what I do today…

Is you.

-

(P.S: I know some words won’t make sense. I couldn’t spell/understand some of the words he stated.)

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