and that's the end of the meme :)

  • stop sign: stop
  • me, a linguistics major: the only 🚫 stop 🚫 i know are plosives 💥 and nasal 👃 stops‼️ but i'm more a 🌬fricative🌬 cause fricatives don't ❌ stop ❌❌❌ that's how ladefoged 👅👀👍 wants it 👄 don't tell me 😡 to stop 😡 i do what i want 😤😤😤 i'm an atelic verb phrase 😫😩 you can't end me 💪 i keep going 🚶👊 no matter what the haters say 💁💁 chomsky 😧
  • Angry DEH fans: 😤😤😤😤 EVAN WAS STRAIGHT!!!! HE CANONICALLY LIKES ZOE!!!1!1!1! THEY END UP TOGETHER!!!!1!1!1! THERE'S NO WAY HE WOULD LIKE CONNOR!!!!😡😡😡 NOT🙅🙅‍♂️ GAY!!!1! 👏👏👏
  • Me a bisexual: I'm gonna tell you something that's gonna blow your fucking mind

anonymous asked:

Hi this is Jeff from the Overwatch team :)

jeff 👱👓 KAPPAlan 🐸🙊 there aren’t 21 heroes 🤔2️⃣1️⃣🚫❌🙅 there’s only one ☝🏽️1️⃣ and that hero 💪🏽 is YOU 🗣👏🏽🙌🏽✊🏽 so 🙇keep Creating ✍🏽‼️ 🖊🖍📝 keep Believing 🌟✨🏃 & get that 🅿️🅾✝⛽️ Because 🚨🚨 Heroes Never Die™ 👩🏼👼🏼🏃🏼🙋🏼⭐️🌟✨🙅❌⚰🏆

besides for pearl having more angst moments and arcs and whatnot…shes given so much more personality

we know like 10 of her hobbies/interests, ranging from swordfighting to cleaning to baking to engineering. she gets a dozen different roles - the rebel, the swordfighter, the teacher, the mourning lover, the doting mom, the scientist, the dancer, the pilot, the nerd, the snob, the most self sacrificing… 

garnet and ame get nothing in comparison. all those text posts memes like “what the gems’ blogs are like” or w/e have unique, spot on choices for pearl…then ame is the “funny prankster one” and garnets is “blank blog w/ no posts” or “posts abt how gay she is” after jailbreak. bc thats what theyre reduced to in the show

look at her design and take a guess why

ok time to end in corny joke..the one gem without facets is given the most facets!! hah kill me 

Around 2000 Years ago, our ancestor, Momtaku, created the empire known as “The Meta Community”. After her absence, her powers split into nine different Titans. Using the power of the “Paths”, she kept the others in check, in the event that they would go rogue and attack the nation of Tumblr, forcing dank memes for almost two weeks. However, after she came back, she displayed the power of the Coordinate, managing to keep the others in check for the time being.


The Nine Titans are as it follows:

The Angeltaku Titan: @momtaku (Mom)

and the Eight Tumblr Blogs:

1. The Velociraptor Titan: @guyinlovewitheremika (Guy)

2. The Hype Titan: @kyojinofbraveos (Berfin)

3. The Leaping Titan: @leapingtitan (Nick)

4. The Shipsnking Titan: @all-my-ships-are-snking (Hana, Victim of Text Box)

5. The Screeching Titan: @falcon94ssy (Falcon)

6. The Artistic Titan: @daydream24-7 (Rose)

7. The Gaeger Titan: @enochmandus (Rolo)

8. The Violinist Titan: @toruq (Toruq, Victim of Text Box)

The Ackerman, Protector of the Royal Bloodline: @kuchen-ackerman (Xio)


Alright you all, if everyone is happy with their fair share of daily memes, this is as good as it’s going to get. Final Momtaku meme, but if there’s one post of mine that I want to go down in history… it’s MLG Zeke… okay and this one.

FOR ELDIA!

Stuff that need to happen at WTT

-Boyangman in an actual spiderman costume X  I forgive you for the spin you did at EX you meme lord

- Nathan in a polar bear onesie X come on! now I’m waiting for the twt update! You can’t get away from this Nathan!

- PoohLoco interactions (yes thats the name of the ship now fight me) ✓✔✓✔✓✔X10000 what the hell happened you guys went from friendly to HONEYMOON PHASE like WHAT

- Embarassed!Shoma but Cheering!Shoma ✓✔✓✔ Yeah mah boi even screamed for his teamates!

- Team France shenanigans ✓The Eiffel tower was the cherry on the top well done guys!

- No one giving a fuck about the scores NOPE come on guys it’s the end of the season you can chill (still haunted by Yuzuru’s face after SP)

-Tech controlers costume fest ✓ HELL TO THE FUCK YEAH

- Evgenia cosplaying✔ The return of sailormoon !

- Team Chants with the public ✓ not as much as I’d like but okay

-Team Japan stepping up their Team Spirit Game (come on Yuzu I’m counting on you to lead the shenanigans) ✓ Shoma in a pink bow tie, Shoma in a flower crown #BLESSED + PPAP REMIX VERS YOU GUYS WERE FAB!

-add more as you’d like

-JAVIER & KANAKO !

10

ship meme 💔 a ship that deserve(s)d a happy ending (Jake & Katie)

There is no version of my life that doesn’t have you in it.”

“You can’t promise that?”

“I just did.”

Muse as old as time
  • "I'm far too old for these games."
  • "What's it like to be immortal?"
  • "How old ARE you?"
  • "I'm afraid I don't understand the current slang."
  • "Do you know how to use a smart phone?"
  • "I am waaaaay older than you."
  • "Being this old has pros and cons."
  • "Do you have any idea what Netflix even is?"
  • "Did you meet Shakespeare?"
  • "I was alive when the pyramids of Egypt were built."
  • "Are you an angel or demon?"
  • "Humanity has jumped chasms in just the past thirty years. It took at least two hundred years to upgrade from wood to an iron plow."
  • "I'd rather ride a horse."
  • "You can't be THAT old!"
  • "That's simply impossible."
  • "I remember when stars filled the night sky and cities were practically nonexistent."
  • "Magic is real."
  • "Your problems are inconsequential."
  • "The universe spins, the earth moves and time passes ever on."
  • "What's it like, being as old as you are?"
  • "I'm just glad corsets have finally gone out of fashion."
  • "You can be upset about security measures all you want. I'm happy it doesn't take a month to travel across the Atlantic."
  • "Are you REALLY immortal?"
  • "I have seen all of time and space. You know what? It's the little stuff that counts."
  • "It's the here and now that's important to me."
  • "Doesn't it ever get boring?"
  • "I have loved many people over the many years. Each one is special to me."
  • "Every day brings new things."
  • "Do you ever want to end it?"
  • "I couldn't ask for anything more."
  • "Sometimes I just don't get mortals."

Oh my; 2014 is almost over! It was my first year with supernatural ; w ; Joining this fandom was definitely one of the best decisions of my life.  

Listen closely 2015: You need to be at least this good, you hear me

GIRLFRIEND
  • Mila: hold on GIRLFRIEND, I got you this thing I just know you'll look lovely in
  • Sara: thank so much GIRLFRIEND I just appreciate and love you so much
  • Michele: oh look at them being besties, I'm so happy Sara doesn't have men lusting after her for once
  • Mila: oh no you definitely got that wrong, I definitely am lusting after your sister, didn't you hear me explicitly calling her girlfriend earlier? Like this is definitely not platonic at all if that's what you're thinking, it's gay, very gay, so gay that in fact we could give yuuri and victor a run for their money, like that's how gay and unplatonic our relationship is
  • Victor in the background: UNTRUE IM THE GAYEST TO EVER GAY
  • Yuuri: victor please stop this is utterly embarrassing
Comic Book Starters II
  • "Iv'e been thinking a lot about everything and I'm actually feeling pretty good about life right now."
  • "You came back."
  • "I'll stop you, you maniac."
  • "Are you full of self loathing right now?"
  • "I'm not a movie spy villain."
  • "You will now be a proper agent of the cosmos."
  • "That went relatively well."
  • "Feel the frenzy building inside you."
  • "I dated a weatherman once. When we broke up I ruined his career."
  • "Okay. This looks bad."
  • "Scary, isn't it? When you can't see what's coming."
  • "Then in one awful moment you loose everything... and gain nothing."
  • "Unleash hell."
  • "I am not yer toy anymore. Understand?!"
  • "I'm no executioner."
  • "This is how your story ends."
  • "Living things have a glow around them."
  • "That's going to hurt in the morning."
  • "Once upon a time there was a cool dude..."
  • "You spend all your life wishing you were special. And now you are. But nothing is without a price."
  • "This whole thing stinks."