and that's kind of depressing

shopping headcanons | DW

✄ since dally likes to approve what you wear, you often force him to go shopping with you.

✄ “this is my valuable fucking time you’re wasting here,” dally starts as you honk your horn in traffic.

✄ “the girls are busy! you’re the only one left, dal!”

✄ dally acts like he doesn’t care and hates it, but he secretly enjoys being in the packed malls with bright lights and tons of people.

✄ “see that guy over there? loser fucking checked you out. that’s why I say no to the shit that you pick out.”

✄ dally thinks he’s slick af pressing a dress up to you as a way of trying it on, but feeling you up in the process.

✄ “see with this shit,” he holds up a set of undergarments, “it can be as sexy as I want and no one’ll see. get me?”

✄ reminding dal that you need tops, dresses, and skirts not lingerie.

✄ “lingerie?”

✄ “no, dally, it’s not pronounced linger-y.”

✄ “baby, how ‘bout this?”

✄ old ladies giving dirty looks as dallas cheerfully holds up red and black lace everything.

✄ dally awkwardly pacing — when lingerie isn’t around.

✄ dallas winston has surprisingly good taste.

✄ “what? fuck no. that blouse thing with this skirt.”

✄ you look pretty in red, blue, black, pink… shit, also white. and — oh, that’s all the colors, ain’t it?“

✄ “you’re gonna model all those for me later, right?”

✄ “you can cover all the underwear, winston. didn’t bring enough money for it.”

✄ dally  a l w a y s  pays.

✄ “hurry up!”

✄ if you take too long trying on your clothes dally invites himself inside the dressing room.

✄ this is not good.

✄ well, it feels good. but it’s fair to say what happens in those dressing rooms is not good.

✄ “fuck, remind me never to go shopping with your ass again. okay?”

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a/n: if you read this, you’d know it mentioned dally “allowing” the reader to wear things. know that this was not serious, but written as pure fluff.

do not let anyone tell you what you can and cannot wear because as a person, you have the right to express yourself however you want!

 

thank you, guys!

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I made gifs of Jack and his new puppy…

(WINTER in 4 words (YIAY #230))

Shit My Theater Professor Said (Part One):
  • "I'll say Macbeth on stage 50 times, I don't give a shit."
  • "Yes it's a penis."
  • "Did you really watch it expecting deep, emotional shit?"
  • "Because you will be killed."
  • "I don't listen to opera in my spare time."
  • "I don't know that show."
  • "I think I met Naked Dave once."
  • "They're gods and they can do that."
  • "You badmouthed me so now you're dead."
  • "He tortured people, he lost his right to sleep."
  • "Fuck it, we do what we want."
  • "This is Ophelia, right? It is now."
  • "Jesus broke his arm."
  • "Basically as an individual I just wanna punch people."
  • "There is a Spiderman musical. It's awful."
  • "The kid had sex with a pie."
  • "That one doesn't count."
  • "I don't know what the fuck those are."
  • "You wanna get home but you can't. And apparently you aren't wearing shoes."
  • "No one gets my shitty references, so I'll stop. Dicks."
  • "South Park is just South Park."
  • "I won't leave this up because people will giggle."
  • "This is where our $9 million can go."
  • "We're at a university. Kind of."
  • "That's super fucked up."
  • "Everything after here gets pretty depressing."
  • "Shit exploded—sweet—awesome!"
  • "There doesn't have to be mass death."
  • "We'll do a little bit of this and then we'll go away."
  • "I don't watch a lot of depressing shit."
  • "Normally there's more giggling when I say that."
  • "I don't know how I'm doing that, but we're doing it."
  • "I don't care—read it. I don't have to read it."
  • "Oh the LARPers are out."
  • "It's just snow, deal with it."
  • "Domestic violence is not comedy."
  • "You're not gonna send Jesus out in a cast."
  • "That's why he creates blah blah blah."
  • "Everyone gets married and lives happily ever after."
  • "Syfy-something-something."
  • "It's just a guy in a hat who looks like Lincoln."
  • "I'll remind myself. So I remember."
  • "Here's one story."
  • "Because Shia LaBeouf."
  • "The book just starts trashing everybody."
  • "Not everybody agrees that Naked Dave is perfect."
  • "I don't think it's a good musical."
  • "Not like fisticuffs."
  • "Pay them slightly."
  • "You don't sleep if you're saving the world."
  • "This has nothing to do with marijuana."
  • "Well did you find five dollars?"
  • "Or a lego. Those are the worst."
  • "The French like making fun of the Spanish. Apparently."
  • "I'm trying to think of a reference."
  • "They like to fight."
  • "If that ever happens, don't fucking leave."
  • "It's art, it's okay."
  • "Not everybody back in the day looked like that."
  • "Does anyone watch it just because they wanna see Luke and Leia make out?"
  • "The way they do it with puppets on stage is kind of mindblowing."
  • "Marriage or death?"
  • "You can't see unless you set something on fire."
  • "You work in a hospital, for God sake."
  • "It's slowly becoming my castle."
  • "I just started watching it, don't spoil it."
  • "That was after my time."
  • "Hopefully no one gets shot."
  • "It's Satan."
  • "I'm not ready for that level of commitment."

thegamingguard  asked:

Yo Fresh. Did you know that The Multiverse has an Endless amount of universe and theres Adult skeles Clones of all of you. You, Fresh are a Parasite. Error Is an error who wants to kill the multiverse. Ink is fighting Error to Protect the Multiverse. And Geno Is some kind of Emo Depressed Skele that's trying to manipulate a Sans into helping him stop the timeline so he doesn't have to watch Chara kill Papyrus and all his other friends.

anonymous asked:

"Don't follow if you're mentally ill but only have depression and/or anxiety" that's really ableist and rude, depression and anxiety can cause all kinds of problems and you kinda need to get off your high horse acting like your mental illness is worse than anyone else's.

ok but consider this: i dont care about people who arent psychotic or personality disordered. at all. yall can go shit yourselves and make a fuckin pollock painting out of it for all i care

goldstars-drumsticks  asked:

There's a moment in 'Eric's Depression' that's actually kind of small when Jackie, Hyde, and Fez are about to leave Fun Land, and Woofy sort of gropes Jackie, and Hydes immediate response is to get in woofy's face (kinda looked like he was about to kill him) and, maybe I'm reading to far into it, but it seems to me that that scene is meant to imply that Hyde on some level does actually care about Jackie pre relationship (even when she isn't crying) also sorry I haven't takes to you in a while.

No worries, sweetie!! I’m not that great at staying in touch either, and I run this blog. *lol*

Yes, I love that moment! One of my favorite things about it, too, is that when Woofy makes a grab for her and she runs away, Hyde’s eyes follow her before he turns back to Woofy and makes a lunge for him. To me that says he’s reacting that way specifically because Jackie was so uncomfortable with it.

Compare that to earlier in the ep when the barbershop quartet jumps in. Hyde–being the usual grump that he is–just barks at them and stomps away. But then when Woofy was specifically bothering Jackie, it was time to make good on his threat to make him “drink his Alpo through a straw-straw-straw”.

last night I dreamed that my mother had the ability to turn books into people, and my sisters were both going to marry their favorite books.  (I don’t remember what they were though. :C)  

I also dreamed I was being courted by these two really pretty ladies who were both really devoted to birds, but one of them was sweet and had a little house full of songbirds and the other one was intense and passionate but shy about romance and she lived in a mobile floating house and cared for birds of prey.  And they were both unbelievably beautiful.

*infinite wistful sighing*

anonymous asked:

When you really wanna help someone going through a rough time but you don't really know what to say or do and you're afraid that you won't be any help but you really care about them

This is a common thing, trust me. I think what’s best is to just try to be there for them (if the person in question is your friend, anyway). Just talk to them, let them know you care about them, all while still respecting their space.

When it comes to people you don’t really know (as in, maybe people you follow but don’t know in real life), you can tell them nice things and such, but when it comes down to it, there honestly isn’t really much you can do. 

I know how it feels to want to help people going through tough times (and how it feels to be somebody who goes through tough times and people try to help me). Kind words help, but they don’t solve everything, and as painful as it is to accept, that’s how it is. 

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Unfortunately, Sparky is pretty much on point. A “rough time” could come from any number of things so there’s no specific advice I can offer there. Listening and being there for someone is often the most you can do. Though do be careful to not to feel as if you must always be support. It’s easy to wear yourself out that way. 

Also you just have to accept that no one is going to take whatever advice you have from your own experiences. Most need to take a figurative shovel to the face repeatedly before they clue in and no amount of telling them that they don’t have to be hit with the shovel will change that. 

- Dorito Mod

anonymous asked:

Hey guys, any ideas for a Hufflepuff that's kind of lost their light today? My depression took a turn into the deep end and I don't feel like such a happy little ray of sunshine right now.

This is for anyone of any house of any state of mind:

HERE IS JUSTIN’S GUIDE TO BEING B.E.A.S.T.

  • Breathe. It’s okay to not feel like a happy little ray of sunshine. Don’t always focus on being happy. Focus on being stable. Step away from the situation as you can and breathe.  Put your stress in perspective.
  • Eat. Make sure you eat well-balanced meals and don’t skip meals. This can also mean drink more water and avoid alcohol/caffeine, which can contribute to anxiety and panic attacks.
  • Accept. You can’t be up all the time, but that doesn’t mean that you have to be down. Understand that you’re in a low place, and know that this is okay! Take this time as an opportunity to learn about your situation and develop tools that you can use in the future.
  • Sleep. Make sure you are getting enough sleep as well as the down time you need to recharge. The body needs more additional care when stressed.
  • Talk. Communicate your feelings with friends or family you trust. If there isn’t anyone readily available, talk to a physician or therapist for professional help. There are also options to get help online with a quick Google search. 

-Justin (Slytherin)

anonymous asked:

So that's what depression feels like? Because it sounds kind of similar to what I've been going through, but I'm too afraid to mention it to anyone.

Sometimes depression doesn’t feel like anything. You don’t feel any emotion, and your head just feels heavy and kinda empty. You lose motivation and eventually get kinda tired. It’s a very sluggish and stupid thing to deal with. Because then you get the after-math of feeling like shit and sobbing all over the place over simple, small mistakes.