and that's all you'll get for a while

  • Teacher: Alright, for career day, Ruby's uncle, Qrow Branwen will be speaking. He's a huntsman! Everyone say hello to Mr. Branwen!
  • Students: Hi Mr. Branwen-
  • Ruby: HI UNCLE QROW!!!!
  • Qrow, pulling out a flask: Alright kids. Do any of you want to be huntsmen or huntresses?
  • Some students: *Raise their hands*
  • Ruby: *Hops up in down in her seat as she rockets her hand up*
  • Qrow: Alright, the first thing you've got to know about my line of work is that picking your health insurance plan is very important. Now I know that going with the one that just covers combat injuries seems like a good idea, but it's NOT.
  • Qrow: *Swigs from flask*
  • Teacher: Um, Mr. Branwen, what are you dr-
  • Qrow: Vodka.
  • Qrow: Anyways, as I was saying. People you know are going to DIE. People you care about are going to LEAVE YOU. And when you eventually turn to alcohol, and you WILL-
  • Qrow: *Takes a swig*
  • Qrow: -You're going to go too far one night and need to get your stomach pumped, and that shit is EXPENSIVE. And then-
  • Teacher: Um, sir-
  • Qrow: Hold on, lemme finish. And then you're going to be hard on cash and have to crash at an old friend's house while you do wet work for Atlas of all kingdoms in an attempt to scrounge up enough money to get back on your feet. And you'll have to work with WINTER MOTHERFUCKING SCHNEE.
  • Teacher: Mr. Branwen, I think it's time for you to-
  • Ruby: TELL THEM THE STORY ABOUT THE BLONDE AMPUTEE GIRL!
  • Qrow: Oh yeah, that's the other thing about your health insurance. If you're ever going to Atlas, make sure your insurance covers STI's. There was this one time,
  • Teacher: Qrow Branwen! These kids are in 6th grade!
  • Qrow: 6th grade? Ruby, you're almost in middle school! Man, the time sure does fly.
Emeto starters 2
  • 1. Some of it got in your hair...
  • 2. I'd appreciate it if you DIDN'T vomit on me.
  • 3. I'm not gonna throw up, alright?!
  • 4. I can't go back out there! Everyone saw me puke!
  • 5. Ugh, that smell makes me want to hurl.
  • 6. Let's find you a clean set of clothes, okay?
  • 7. You should probably know, I have a really weak stomach...
  • 8. Um...not to be rude or anything, but are you throwing up in there?
  • 9. You can't be mad at me for throwing up. You're the one who gave me this germ.
  • 10. Seriously, I'm fine. Don't w- oh god never mind, I'll be right back.
  • 12. It's...it's all over the carpet...
  • 13. I'm sorry I brought you here, I didn't know this was going to happen!
  • 14. It's okay. Just breath. You can do it.
  • 15. Um...what did you put in the food again? I don't think it agrees with me...
  • 16. That didn't sound good.
  • 17. This medicine should help...if you can keep it down that is.
  • 18. Come on, you need to keep your strength up. Just finish the sou- okay, um, never mind.
  • 19. I guess I'll have to clean this up...
  • 20. You'll feel better once you get it over with, you know.
  • 21. I can't leave the bathroom...I've been throwing up all day.
  • 22. Don't use your sleeve! I'll be right back with a wet cloth.
  • 23. So that's why you suddenly cancelled the plans...and here I was thinking you were mad at me.
  • 24. It's okay, everyone gets sick once in a while.
  • 25. Don't be ridiculous, of course I'll stay with you. It takes more than a little puke to scare me.
  • Robert: Do you think if I got myself locked up, they would let us share a cell?
  • Aaron: Like that's ever gonna happen. All the stuff you do, you just get away with it.
  • Robert: Yeah, must have been born lucky.
  • Aaron: Or jammy. But seriously though, you will be careful, won't you? No one to watch your back while I'm in here. (buzzer)
  • Robert: Feels like I've only been here five minutes.
  • Aaron: Tell me about it. You'll come back soon, yeah?
  • Robert: Like you have to ask. (reaches under the table, touches his knee) Seriously, seeing you, it means everything.
  • Aaron: I know. Same here. I'd better be going, yeah?
  • Robert: You'll be okay?
  • Aaron: I'll be fine. Stop worrying. I'll see ya. (gets up, runs into Jase) Ooh!
  • Jason: Sorry about that, mate. You good?
  • Aaron: Yeah, you?
  • Jason: Never been better. It's turning into a really interesting day.
  • Greed: I want what you have, Dad! I want the power of God!
  • Father: ...No okay now you're just sounding ridiculous.
  • Greed: What, don't think I could handle it?
  • Father: You have to KILL PEOPLE in order to get this power, Greed. LOTS OF PEOPLE.
  • Greed: Yeeaaahhh? And? So?
  • Father: Literally the only thing you've done since I made you is save and help humans, Greed.
  • Greed: Whaaaaaat? That doesn't sound like me.
  • Father: Look at what you're doing right now, Greed.
  • Greed, muffled through his ultimate shield as he deflects a speeding car out of an old lady's path: I don't get what you mean. This is how I plan for my new world order. I think you need a new pair of eyes, Pops.
  • Father: I'm serious, look--right now! That thing you're doing RIGHT NOW.
  • Greed, muffled as he dives into a swimming pool to save a drowning child: Planning world domination is what I'm doing. Trust me this is all about money and power and status-you've heard my monologue right?
  • Father: How is this AT ALL RELATED?!
  • Greed, while simultaneously telling the injured humans to stay behind to avoid unnecessary deaths: You're just not thinking big-picture. This is all about me being greedy trust me.
  • Father: ...
  • Father: ...
  • Father: I'm just going to reabsorb you and be done with it but you'll probably find a way to save people while doing that too.
  • Greed, tricking Ling into letting him go to save Ling's life while being reabsorbed by Father: That's crazy all I want is power and money where are you getting these wild ideas.
The Signs When They're Angry
  • Aries: You only get angry for about 2 seconds. But when you calm down you realize that in those 2 seconds you turned into a tornado and destroyed everything in your path. People shouldn't mess with you because getting angry is a sport to you and you do it for fun.
  • Taurus: You're pretty relaxed. It takes way too much to get you to explode. But when you do, you'll probably go straight to strangling someone and not only cursing your enemy out, but you'll also talk down to anyone who's ever loved them.
  • Gemini: You're a ball of sunshine so whoever pisses you off must be really fucking annoying. You won't even have to touch them, you'll just slowly ruin their lives with your harsh and convincing words. You'll verbally shit inside your enemy's hearts and souls that way they will never be able to live on again.. And you'll make sure of that. Considering Gemini rules the hands, it takes a lot for you not to bitch slap people.
  • Cancer: You have two ways of getting angry. The first one is when you point out everything wrong with that person, and the second is when you're passive aggressive to the point of completely humiliating your enemy. When they least expect it, you have a habit of snapping back with your claws and getting violent.
  • Leo: When you're angry you'll scream and argue til everyone knows you're right. You'll make sure that the other person loses this whole fight no matter what it takes.
  • Virgo: You're sweet. Especially on the outside, you appear charming and beautiful, but on the inside you're full of rage, which makes you even scarier when you're angry. Because at any given moment you're waiting to dig an ax into your enemy's head.
  • Libra: You are really good at controlling your anger because it's all part of your Venusian charm. Most of the time you'll let the other person know how you feel. However, you know everything about everyone because of your charisma, so when you're furious, you let everyone know their secrets and what kind of person they really are, that way not only will you hate them - but so will the rest of the world.
  • Scorpio: You naturally collect information off of people. Any little information you can get is fine. Because once you get angry, you'll immediately aim right for the weak spots and turn all of this information against them in some way.
  • Sagittarius: You're pretty blunt as it is. But when you're pissed, you won't hold back. In fact when you insult people as you're mad, they can't fight back because you always seem to hit the nail right on the head. And that's how they're defeated.
  • Capricorn: You're stone cold. Anyone who pisses you off even a little bit will immediately be cut out from your life as if they didn't matter from the beginning. When you're angry, you'll pretend the person doesn't exist, and if you do happen to acknowledge their existence, everything you say to them will be an insult that will make them cry. Most of the time you won't even tell them why you're mad. All you care about is making them feel hated. (And it works).
  • Aquarius: Your emotions are unpredictable. Someone can call you every name in the book and you'll be very aloof and then you'll snap on them a month later. Either you'll ignore that person, or you'll give them a 5 second head start to run before you unleash hell on them.
  • Pisces: Everyone likes to think you're too emotional and sweet to have a temper, but that's only because they've never seen it - for a good reason too. When Pisces get angry, they'll completely blank out and go nuts and will probably start laughing to themselves because they have no problem going nuts and punching their enemies in the face to see the blood pour; all while cursing, crying, screaming and laughing manically. They'll ruin your life for fun.
X - ED SHEERAN || SENTENCE MEME
  • "I will only have these eyes for you."
  • "You won't ever be alone, wait for me to come home."
  • "I swear it will get easier, remember that with every piece of you."
  • "I won't ever let you go."
  • "How'd I get so faded?"
  • "Tell me that you turned down the man who asked for your hand cause you're waiting for me."
  • "I know you're gonna be away a while but I've got no plans at all to leave."
  • "Just promise me, you'll always be a friend cause you are the only one."
  • "Baby if you wanted me then you should've just said."
  • "Don't fuck with my love."
  • "In any other summer could you have been my part time lover?"
  • "And if you hurt me, well that's okay baby."
  • "I'm a mess right now."
  • "Maybe I'm a liar but for tonight I wanna fall in love."
  • "I messed up this time."
  • "You look so wonderful in your dress."
  • "Should this be the last thing I see I want you to know it's enough for me. Cause all that you are is all that I'll ever need."
  • "He's not the right guy for you."
  • "I don't wanna love you."
  • "I fall in love with you every single day."
  • "Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars."
  • "Oh baby, we found love right where we are."

jheselbraum  asked:

Hey, it's okay! It's all gonna be okay. It might take a while but I'm sure you'll be able to remake those designs, better than they were, even! And even if you don't, that's still fine!

thanks this message really helped

im gonna put up references for what i did so i can try to get as close to them as i can. i dont have the qrs or back pictures but these will suffice i guess

i do have the back for this one tho!

and uh. idk how im gonna replicate this 3 in the morning dress. but who knows maybe ill make it better. wish me luck

anonymous asked:

11.26.17 that's the date where we take all you exo-ls to the trash. you'll see assholes. bts will always be better so you better get ready to be exposed. well be leading in all the categories again while you all cry 😈 trash

I understand that it’s a difficult time when you go through puberty. Your hormones and emotions are all over the place but I just want to tell you. It’s going to be okay. We’ve all gone through it and become a better person afterwards. You’ll be fine sweetie. 

thatsweetbean  asked:

Thank you so much for standing firm on a no harassment policy. A few people already trying to bully or guilt trip Writscrib about protecting creative freedom and expression, and you are handling it all so well. You've made it clear that you'll have a blacklist system and user created pages for specific content, so the user should have control of what content they see. I think that's the best system to protect users from triggering or upsetting content, while still maintaining creative freedom.

Thank you! We have noticed a few posts accusing us of supporting/enjoying rape/pedophilia/incest, but we’re likely not going to engage. It’s okay if people don’t want to support us, and we would be more concerned with those people getting any hate if we did give attention to them.

We’re thankful for people like you who are as excited about our site as we are <3 You guys rock.

  • Me: I'm lonely. I need to get irl friends here.
  • Heart: Maybe if you go out and meet people?
  • Brain: Why? You graduate in like a year and a half. After all that effort, you'll find a tiny handful of wonderful people,get attached,then they'll leave and move hundreds of miles away and you'll never see them again. What's the point?
  • Heart: Maybe...you could accept that it won't last... just enjoy it while you can...live life in the moment...just enjoy the bliss...don't think about what will come next.
  • Brain: That's what a pothead would say

scarlettleeee  asked:

😂😂😂 tears of laughter that you're trying to become a published author . Your entire page is a joke and you'll never publish shit. Laughing so hard at your dreams crashing and burning . What's a fat, ugly, ace, 19 year old gonna do after that ship sinks... maybe consider being a cam girl? For ugly fetishes ? Idk . Hate Sarah Maas that's cool she's laughing on the way to the bank while your hideous ass sits in front of Tumblr and talks shit.

Well, I’m just all discouraged now! I mean you’ve gone and created an entire blog just to get around my turning off anon so you could tell me this, it must mean you’re truly dedicated to telling me the truth!

That’s it everybody! This enlightened soul has foreseen my future! This blog is cancelled! My writing career is cancelled! Time to go home everybody! 

Gurren Lagann (warning spoilers)
  • Me: What's Gurren Lagann? Sounds good and I see a lot about it online. I should watch this!
  • Me: *beginning of episode 1* WOOHOO I LIKE THAT KAMINA GUY!
  • Me: *rest of episode 1* hmmm, I think I'm going to ship that Yoko girl with Kamina, they'd be cute.
  • Friend (next day): So what's Gurren Lagann about?
  • Me: Drills and giant gunman which are robots.
  • Me: *episode 8* CANONNNNNNNNN!!!!
  • Wait, Simon.... NO DONT YOU GET ALL DEPRESSED I HEARD THERES THIS NIA GIRL THAT COMES IN SOMEWHERE IN THIS SERIES
  • Me: *Kamina gets hurt* Wut m8? *Kamina all bloody and dying* Haha HAHAHAHAH THATS FUNNY... You can't die you're a main protagonist.
  • *Kamina disappears from screen* Fuck no... *has something in eye* You can't die man, I know you'll come back, you're a one of the main characters!
  • *Kamina gets back up to fight* FUCK YES THATS MY FAV GUY!
  • *Kamina telling Simon to believe* What are you doing... Stop that...
  • *Kamina dies* *crying* *screams* KAMINAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
  • Me: *cries while watching next episode*
  • Friend (next day): So what's Gurren Lagann like?
  • Me: *war flashbacks* Pain and feels and drills... Pain and feels and drills... Pain and feels and drills... Pain and feels and drills...*mumbles off*
  • Friend: Um, are you okay?
  • Me: Kamina was okay before *falls out of chair* *lies on floor* *curls into ball* *mumbling* Kamina why
golden conversations.
  • INFJ: So why do we make a good team?
  • INTP: Because one brain is always collecting information, while the other is always processing it.
  • INFJ: And which am I?
  • INTP: Whatever the moment calls for.
  • INTP: ...
  • INTP: *Although* I am always processing and collecting. That's why when we're talking, you'll say something and I'll just stare at you. Then you'll get irritated. But I'm thinking about everything you said and how it fits into patterns and how it fits into the future and the past and what it means to this moment-
  • INFJ: Yes, but you're also answering all those questions in your mind! Silently. So I'm basically having a conversation with a mannequin. *laughs*
  • INTP stares at INFJ.
One Direction Song Asks
  • What Makes You Beautiful: What do you think is your best quality?
  • Gotta Be You: What qualities do you look for the most in a potential partner?
  • One Thing: What's that "One Thing" that attracts you to a person
  • More than This: Have you ever coveted someone else's significant other?
  • Up All Night: When's the last time you pulled an all nighter?
  • I Wish: If you could have one wish, what would it be?
  • I Want: What's the thing that you want the most?
  • Everything About You: What's 5 words to describe who you are?
  • Same Mistakes: What's a habit that you want to get out of?
  • Save You Tonight: What's something that's "saved" you?
  • Stole My Heart: Talk about your first love.
  • Stand Up: What's something that you'll always stand up and fight for?
  • Moments: What's a memory that'll last forever
  • Live While We're Young: What's something that you don't want to die without doing?
  • Kiss You: What would you describe as your perfect kiss?
  • Little Things: What's something about yourself that you hate the most?
  • C'mon C'mon: Favorite song to dance to?
  • Last First Kiss: Tell us about your first kiss
  • Heart Attack: What's something you're looking forward to?
  • Rock Me: Do you remember Summer '09?
  • Change My Mind: Ever dated someone twice?
  • I Would: Would you date someone who's taken?
  • Over Again: Do you believe in second chances?
  • Back for You: Would you do a long distance relationship?
  • They Don't Know About Us: Do you prefer your relationships to be private or do you like posting things about them on social media?
  • Summer Love: Ever had a summer fling?
  • Truly, Madly, Deeply: Is there someone who you think you'll never get over?
  • Magic: If you could have magical powers, would you take them?
  • Irresistible: Can anyone actually spell this word without having to google it? damn.
  • Best Song Ever: 5 songs that will always hold a special place in your heart.
  • Story of My Life: Talk about a time where you fucked up and wish you could make things right.
  • Diana: Tell us about your lowest moment (if you feel comfortable). Alternative: What song would you sing in concert forever despite the fact that nobody likes it?
  • Midnight Memories: What's your favorite memory that happened late at night?
  • You & I: Will we ever get over Zayn's highnote in this song?
  • Don't forget where you belong: Describe your hometown in one sentence.
  • Strong: Who's the person that you lean on the most?
  • Happily: Is there someone who you want to be with despite everything standing in between you two?
  • Right Now: What do you wish you were doing right now?
  • Little Black Dress: What's your favorite outfit?
  • Through the Dark: Talk about a mantra you have.
  • Something Great: Talk about "Something Great" in your life that you cherish.
  • Better than Words: Do you like to grab your crotch in front of 60K+ people?
  • Why Don't We Go There?: Where do you want to visit?
  • Does He Know?: Have you ever cheated?
  • Alive: Have you ever been put into therapy for being addicted to sex?
  • Half a Heart: Do you ever walk around with just one shoe?
  • Steal My Girl: Whose your favorite girl that Niall's stolen?
  • Ready to Run: Longest you've ever walked/ran in one day?
  • Where do Broken Hearts Go?: What's your routine when you're sad to cheer yourself up?
  • 18: Would you rather get married younger, later, or never?
  • Girl Almighty: What makes you confident?
  • Fool's Gold: Have you ever been fucked around with by some shithead but been unable to get out from their spell?
  • Night Changes: What's something that makes you realize how much you've grown?
  • No Control: Do you have a raging boner when you wake up?
  • Fireproof: Are you in a relationship that you'll think last forever?
  • Spaces: When did you first learn about Zayngate?
  • Stockholm Syndrome: Do you ever start singing a song and then realize you don't know any of the words and mumble through it?
  • Clouds: Ever been in an airplane?
  • Change Your Ticket: Last place you travelled?
  • Illusion: Do you have trust issues?
  • Once In a Lifetime: What's your favorite fairytale?
  • Act my Age: Do you think you act your age?
  • BONUS:
  • Teenage Dirtbag: What's your favorite superhero?
The Greatest Twist in Frozen
  • Hans: At last! With Anna and Elsa out of the way I'll be fairest in the lan--I mean, King of Arendelle!
  • Duke: Not so fast!
  • Hans: *GASP* The Duke?!
  • Duke: I knew of your plot all along, but I let you get rid of the princess and queen for me. Now with the dirty work done I can have you arrested for your crimes and claim Arendelle for my own!
  • Anna: Not so fast!
  • Both: *GASP* Anna?!
  • Anna: I, too, knew about your schemes the whole time! Now you'll both take the fall while I become queen!
  • Elsa: Not so fast again!
  • All: *GASP* Elsa?!
  • Elsa: That's right! I knew from the start you were all scheming against me, and so I orchestrated this whole thing just to expose you all!
  • Kristoff: Not so fast!
  • Anna: Whoa, wait, you had a plan too, Kristoff?
  • Kristoff: No, I mean don't go so fast. This is way too much to take in at once...
Magic and miracles do exist(?)
  • Sayaka: Alright, so apparently you're so stupid that if I don't directly coach you into being the sort of person Madoka likes you'll start eating people.
  • Homura: ...Well when you say it like that you make me sound crazy.
  • Sayaka: YOU LITERALLY BECAME A DEMON, YOU ARE THE CRAZIEST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET!
  • Homura: THAT WAS ONE TIME! ONE TIME!
  • Sayaka: DAMN IT HOMURA, MOST PEOPLE DON'T BECOME A DEMON EVER!
  • Homura: YEAH WELL MAYBE IF THEY WEREN'T SO LAZY THEY COULD DO IT!
  • Sayaka: THAT'S NOT EVEN THE ISSUE YOU STUPID SON OF A- ... Okay, we need to stop right here. I have to help you out before you either kill us all or I get so done with you I just leave.
  • Homura: ...Fine. Why are you even here again?
  • Sayaka: Because you're so gay you'll never stop pursuing Madoka but you're so stupid you'll destroy the universe while trying.
  • Homura: Rude.
  • Sayaka: Look, Madoka isn't the sharpest tool in the shed either so just try confessing to her.
  • Homura: E-Eh?! But that's lewd!
  • Sayaka: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO CONFESS?!
  • Homura: Besides, confessions aren't easy you know!
  • Sayaka: Fine. Do a practice run. Confess to me.
  • Homura: Uh...
  • Sayaka: You think I want this either? Just do it. If it helps you win Madoka's heart it's fine right?
  • Homura: Alright fine, here I go!
  • Homura: I love you.
  • Sayaka: ...
  • Sayaka: FAST, SO FAST! WHAT THE HELL?!
  • Homura: Well it's not like you're Madoka so there's no pressure.
  • Sayaka: Then pretend I'm Madoka.
  • Homura: Uh...
  • Sayaka: Look, close your eyes and imagine Madoka then. How's that.
  • Homura: (Closes her eyes)
  • Homura: (Starts panting)
  • Sayaka: WHAT ARE YOU IMAGINING?!
  • Homura: Huh? What?! ...Oh right, it's you.
  • Sayaka: Focus Homura, focus!
  • Homura: Alright alright, I got it!
  • Homura: (Closes her eyes)
  • Homura: I.... uh...
  • Homura: I... love you.
  • Homura: (Is punched in the face)
  • Homura: THE HECK WAS THAT FOR SAYA-
  • Kyouko: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING HUH?!
  • Homura: Oh shit. Oh SHIT.
  • Sayaka: N-No wait, it's not what you think!
  • Kyouko: Why are you trying to defend Homura? Unless... Unless you feel the same way?!
  • Sayaka: KYOUKO NO IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!
  • Kyouko: I- I can't believe you Sayakaaaaa!
  • Kyouko: (Punches Sayaka in the face and runs away)
  • Sayaka: GOD DAMN IT ALL TO HELL
  • Homura: My face hurts.
  • Sayaka: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP HOMURA!
  • Homura: ...
  • Sayaka: ...
  • Homura: You know what the amazing thing is?
  • Sayaka: What?
  • Homura: Something bad happened and it wasn't even my fault this time.
Who Should You Fight? ((Undertale Edition))
  • Frisk: .....why???? Really, why? Literally everyone else has tried to kill them, so I can see why you would want a turn, but do you really think this is a good idea? Think about your life. Think about your choices.
  • Toriel: Just try it lmao- no really, do it. I'm sure that will go SO well for you. Sure, she looks sweet and gentle, and she is, but if you even try to lay a hand on her or anyone else, she will W R E C K YOU. You gon' be roasted with fire magic and baked into a snail pie. Good try.
  • Sans: N O NO NO NO NO NO NNOOOOOOO YOU WILL HAVE A BA D TIME
  • Papyrus: What the hell is wrong with you? You could, and you'd win, but here's the fucked up thing: Papyrus totally COULD kick your ass. He could kill you if he damn well pleased. Though this little cinna-skeleton will never let you get lower than 1HP; if you still have the audacity to fight him... sure, you'll win... but at what cost?
  • Undyne: Do it. Just fight her. Just fucking fight her. I mean, sure, she'll absolutely wreck you, but you'll still have a fun time. If you accidentally die, you have to admit it'd be kind of worth it, right?
  • Dr. Alphys: Dude, why? She's got her own issues- don't be a dick. Even if you tried, anyways, you'd have MTT on your ass in a split-second, and not even in the fun sexual way. Dr. Alpyhs isn't really strong but the people who will slaughter you for hurting her are.
  • Mettaton: Honestly a wild card; there's a chance you'll kick his fabulous ass into the dumpster and he'll go down looking like a 10/10, or there's a chance he'll absolutely obliterate you. You won't know which it is until it's happening. Good luck. Also, remember: legs is the answer.
  • Muffet: You are literally going to be covered in spiders and potentially fed to an insect cupcake. Do you really want that? Bad idea, dude. Bad, bad, idea.
  • Burgerpants: You totally could, you know. May as well kick a man while he's down, I guess. Nobody will really call you out on it either. He'll probably just laugh and hope he gets to take time off of work to recover.
  • Napstablook: NO. YOU CAN'T. HE IS A GHOST YOU LITERALLY CANNOT. SO WHY WOULD YOU EVEN TRY. DON'T EVEN FUCKING TRY OR ME AND METTATON WILL SHOW UP AT YOUR DOORSTEP WITH A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS TO OPEN ALL OVER YOU.
  • Asgore: Eh, sure. I mean, he's really tough so there's a good chance you'll get your ass handed to you. Well, actually, that's not true. It depends on if you can even get him to fight. He doesn't want to fight you- don't make him. If you make him fight you, you will get fucked up.
  • Flowey: FUCK FLOWEY. I'll even give you the weed killer to get it done. As long as he doesn't absorb other peoples' souls you should be fine. Give this prick a what-for. He's the one saying kill or be killed, so you may as well just go for it. Sky's the limit when you don't give a fuck.
  • Asriel: ....why?
  • Chara: You dead.
what really happened at the supreme court
  • macklemore: (coughs up blood, slowly stands while dramatic music plays)
  • anime villain: what? i-impossible!!! how are you still alive after that attack?
  • anime villain: you only have $20 in your pocket... where are you getting all of this power????
  • macklemore: from my allies, who are here by my side... that's something you'll never understand!!!
  • (macklemore uses his final attack to free the gays)