and that's adorable to me okay

anonymous asked:

in 4x07 when amy, jake, and his dad are talking and u see rosa and gina hanging out in the background and thats??? so adorable??? im garbage

OKAY I WENT TO THE SCENE UR TALKING ABOUT AND NOW I FEEL LIKE A FAKE USELESS FAN???????

LOOK THERE THEY ARE ON THE RIGHT

WHAT R THEY DOING OMG THEY R IN THE LIBRARY???? TOGETHER????? ALONE????? DRINKING WINE LOOKING AT AMYS BOOKS??????

AND LOOK THERE THEY R LEAVING THE LIBRARY TOGETHER LIKE THE Suspicious Gays™ THAT THEY R JAKE EVEN TURNED HIS HEAD WHEN HE SAW THEM WHERE WERE THEY GOING WHAT WERE THEY GOING TO DO

Fake Chats #137
  • Jungkook: if I was really a cop, I'd totally arrest you.
  • Jimin: on what grounds?
  • Jungkook: of being too cute?
  • Jimin: wouldn't you just have to arrest yourself, then?
  • Jungkook: no.
  • Jimin: I think you would.
  • Jungkook: no.
  • Jimin: you're pretty cute.
  • Jungkook: but you're WAY too cute, is the point here.
  • Jimin: so you're gonna lock me up so only you can see me?
  • Jungkook: exact-, hang on. No, that's not what I mean.
  • Jimin: what do you mean, then?
  • Jungkook: see, this is precisely the sort of smug, adorable smile that will get you arrested.
  • Jimin: good thing you're not a cop then, huh?
  • Jungkook: doesn't prevent me from throwing you over my shoulder and taking you wherever I like.
  • Jimin: go ahead. I'll just steal your favorite shirts and hum your favorite songs while cuddling Tae.
  • Jungkook: that's illegal. I'll arrest you for that, too
  • Jimin: Jungkookie.
  • Jungkook: what?
  • Jimin: you're cute.
  • Jungkook: I don't like you. I'm locking you in my room.
  • Jimin: okay. Are we gonna cuddle all night? I wanna wear one of your big shirts.
  • Jungkook:
  • Taehyung: see, this is why you don't play these games with Jiminnie. He inevitably wins.
  • Jungkook: why are you always around to witness my pain?
  • Taehyung: is there really an answer to that question?

okay so i’ve been watching the get down constantly since it came out, but recently i rewatched p1, esp. in prep for the tgd watch on twitter (check it out here to help us out!!) and i have some thoughts on episode six and dizzee’s experience at the club.

- first of all, i keep forgetting that two minutes before dizzee arrives, there’s the scene where thor’s like “you should come down to soho”

- and it’s so wild to watch that exact scene because as much as we joke about it being love at first sight for the two of them, dizzee genuinely had a crush on this dude ( and i think he knew it too) but hadn’t … like, experienced his awakening yet?

- so how amazing would it have been for him to 1. have met his idol (you’re thor?  wow!), 2. have his idol save him from the police, 3. be praised and admired for his artmaking and ideas, which definitely wasn’t common in his life prior to this ( i like rumi, he’s weird though / your brother’s a fucking weirdo ), and 4. that thor likes him enough to exchange books and hang out with him? then thor invites him to a party?  like at this point dizzee’s crushing on what used to a very highly esteemed colleague, and is now close to being his best friend??  stop??

- he meets up with thor and “beautiful girl” ( i will never forgive them for not giving her a name!! ) but he sees!!  thor!! make out with her right in front of him and you can see he’s like

:/// okay

- but then dizzee goes into the club! and immediately you can see him go “!!!” this isn’t insignificant for him!  this is a HUGE DEAL for dizzee

- thor’s like “yeah this is where the free people run free!!” and dizzee can likely see!!!  wlw !! couples!! and mlm!! couples!!  kissing near him!!

- he can see drag queens and people like him wearing dresses and makeup and it’s like he’s walked into a dream because he’s had thoughts about what if i could kiss boys??  what if i could wear nail polish?? what if i could wear dresses???  and so straight off the bat he’s being validated 100% by these happy dancing people and the cool disco atmosphere i mean he must be feeling high as a kite

- AND THEN and then he gives thor!!!!!!!!!! the fuckingggggggg RECORD

- he’s like “here it reminded me of you!” and thor gives him this HUGE SMILE thats so grateful and like ADORING like can you imagine how dizzee is FEELING right now

- then THEN the beautiful girl goes “you should get carlo to play it!” and dizzee’s like “okay cool who’s that?” and yeah its the dj and then she’s like “ya thor REEALLY KNOWS HIM ya know ;))))” .  dizzee’s fucking 

😱😱😱 does that mean what i think it means?? like this boy???? might like boys too ????? the fuck //????? liking girls and boys at the same time?????

- so he hangs out with the girl while thor goes off and he talks about the performers and he takes in a WHOLE NEW GENRE of art and dance and being!!

- the girl initiates the kiss but he goes in for it anyway and gets tapped on the shoulder

- and thor’s there, and dizzee goes “oh fuck i just kissed his girlfriend now the guy i’m crushing on is gonna be pissed at me” right?

- WRONG

- dizzee goes “sorry” and thor goes “my turn”

- MY TURN

- MY

- TURN

- SO NOW IN THE SPACE OF LESS THAN TWENTY MINUTES DIZZEE HAS REALISED THAT

IT’S OKAY TO LIKE BOYS AND IT’S OKAY TO LIKE BOYS AT THE SAME TIME AS GIRLS


THAT HE HAS A BIG CRUSH ON THIS BOY


THAT THE BOY LIKES HIM BACK AND MAYBE WANTS TO KISS HIM????


-  and he’s unsure right?  like christina aguilara’s song comes on and thor’s just dancing and dizzee’s like 

…. is this real?  did you just ask to kiss me a second ago?

- and the song keeps going and thor keeps dancing and bopping his shoulder good naturedly so dizzee’s like “no nah nah i’m not gonna do this what if i misread the signals”

- he didn’t

- the beautiful girl leans over and goes “IT’S OKAY, GO ON, KISS HIM!”

- IT’S OKAY!

- GO ON!

- KISS HIM!

HE’S SHY AND HESITANT BUT THOR JUST SMILES AT HIM AND KEEPS DANCING LIKE 

- and dizzee at this point is just like “ ???????????????????????????? IM ALLOWED TO DO THAT IM ALLOWED TO DO THAT IM ALLOWED TO DO THAT”

- the beautiful girl takes this into her own hands and gives him a reassuring kiss, you know, one that’s familiar and comfortable and he closes his eyes and kisses back

- she pulls back and says TO.  THOR.  “HE’S A GOOD KISSER,  I LIKE THAT A LOT.”

- HE’S

- A

- GOOD

- KISSER

- I

- LIKE

- THAT

- A LOT

- AND THE MUSIC GETS CLIMACTIC AND THERE ARE ALL THESE QUEER RELATIONSHIPS GOING ON RIGHT BESIDE THEM PEOPLE ARE KISSING AND EMBRACING AND DANCING AND THAT WHOLE MONTAGE JUST REINFORCES THE FACT THAT THIS IS NORMAL!! THESE TWO BOYS!! JUST FEELING A LITTLE BIT IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER!!  ITS NOT OUT OF PLACE IT’S OKAY!!

- they’re both so shy and it’s so pure!!  like clearly this whole time thor has had a crush on dizzee as well and they don’t want to mess up and the beautiful girl in the corner is just like “this is the sweetest thing ever”

- thor gives him

- a

- mother

- fucking

- smile

- to reassure him because this is a hugely overwhelming experience for dizzee lbr!!

- and you can tell that dizzee is entranced by this whole situation because never in his LIFE did he expect a boy he liked to like him back!! he never anticipated that he would get to live THIS FREE !!

and they get closer and closer together and in a second we see a dozen people lock lips simultaneously, then the two of them slowly part, we’re left to imagine the magic and the wonder of dizzee’s first kiss with a boy (which i ❤❤❤❤❤).

- THEN

- BITHC

- MYLENE CRUZ HERSELF BEGINS SINGING AS THEY STAY TOGETHER JOINED AT THE FOREHEAD FOR A FEW SECONDS BEFORE SLOWLY PULL APART, A MANTRA OF ‘SET ME FREE’ FOLLOWING THE TWO OF THEM AS THEY MEET ONE ANOTHER’S EYES

- THOR IS GRINNING

- SO HARD

- dizzee has straight up just kissed the boy he’s crushing on well enough for thor to look at him like dizzee is the SUN AND SKY

- they dance together a bit and then the beautiful girl joins them and it’s probably the best romance story ever written.  romeo and juliet who?  i don’t know them. 

- anyway

- i’m sick of this show blasting me with emotions i’m a weak bitch i can’t handle it

  • Shinoa: what is your type, Yuu-san?
  • Yuu: my type?
  • Shinoa: I'm talking about your type of girl, cherry boy!
  • Yuu: I don't have time for that sort of thing, Shinoa!
  • Shinoa: you can't lie to me~ I know you have a type
  • Yuu: tsk okay then let me think
  • Shinoa: *giggles* this will be fun
  • Yuu: *thoughtful* blondes, I guess
  • Shinoa: oh, like Mitsu-
  • Yuu: tall, strong
  • Shinoa: then-
  • Yuu: smart, nice, elegant
  • Shinoa: ...
  • Yuu: the prettiest shade of blue eyes
  • Shinoa: Yuu-
  • Yuu: or the prettiest shade of red-
  • Shinoa: you are just describing Mika-san
  • Yuu: pale skin...
  • Shinoa: yep, you're talking about Mikaela. I didn't know you were into him!
  • Yuu: what? No, I'm not into Mika! I was just thinking and he's- he's just adorable to look at! That's all
  • Shinoa: whatever you say
  • Yuu: it's the truth! What is your type then?
  • Shinoa: tsunderes with big boobs~!
  • Yuu: why am I not surprised?
  • Shinoa: at least I know who I'm into, unlike someone who seems to be in denial~
  • Yuu: I'm not in denial, I'm not in love with Mika!
  • Mika: *walks into the room* hey, what's going on in here?
  • Yuu: nothing, beautiful! I-I mean, Mika
  • Shinoa: wow that was so embarrassing. Good thing Mika is not your crush, right?
  • Yuu: OH MY GOD, SHUT UP
  • Kara: What does Maggie like?
  • Alex: Guns.
  • Kara: Anything... else?
  • Alex: Scotch.
  • Kara: Go on.
  • Alex: Tiramsu.
  • Kara: Same, ok, now you're on to something.
  • Alex: Bonsai trees (adorable).
  • Kara: Okay, they might be hard to work into a Valentine but --
  • Alex: And my nerdy poems! And low lights and soft music and candles!
  • Kara: Awww, that's so sweet, Alex --
  • Alex: And me! Me in nothing but a slip and silk robe!
  • Kara: Well you seem to have this all figured out I'm gonna fly away now you two enjoy!
  • Alex: And lap dances!
  • Kara: Superhearing!!!!

im-siriusly-over-this-rn  asked:

Okay so actual James Potter came into my work yesterday. I'm talking tall, fluffy hair, classes, jawline the whole shebang. My boss was like "he should cosplay as James Potter" and I was like "DUDE THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING". He was adorable and a dork and his name was Dave and I sold him a nice pair of shoes. But I'm telling you he looked exactly like James.

(( OOC: Send him to me. ))

19 years later...
  • Ron: So that's little Scorpius.
  • Harry: Yes. He's quite adorable, actually.
  • Ron: How would you know?
  • Harry: He comes to our house a lot... to play with Albus.
  • Ron: He does?
  • Harry: Yeah. Draco usually accompanies him... to play with me.
  • Ron: Draco? Since when do you call him Draco? And what do you mean, 'play'?
  • Harry: Usually Quidditch.
  • Ron: Oh thank god! For a minute there I thought-
  • Harry: We usually do it in the shower afterwards.
  • Ron: WHAT?
  • Harry: *snickering* Ginny always chastises us for being too loud.
  • Ron: *turning to Ginny* How can you be okay with this?
  • Ginny: *shrugs* Who am I to stand in the way of true love?
  • Draco: *walking up to them* Potter!
  • Harry: Malfoy! *starts making out with him passionately*
  • Ron: *just stares*
  • James: Bloody buggar! Dad is making out with Mr. Malfoy... again! Guys, it's been like ten minutes since you last snogged! Get a grip!
  • Albus: Come on, Dad! Not on the platform.
  • Lily: Mum, I think it's time you found a boyfriend, too. Dad seems really happy.
  • Ginny: He really does, doesn't he, honey?
  • Ron: *still staring*
  • Draco: *grabs Harry's arse*
  • Ron: *getting close to a heart attack*
  • Me: *smiling contentedly* All was well.
Safe Vore Prompts/Starters

-{ “Relax… Please relax…”

-{ “Let me hear your voice so I can know you’re alright…”

-{ “How much longer until you can spit me out, again?”

-{ “It means a lot to me that you’re willing to go through with this…”

-{ “Hey- stop that! It tickles!”

-{ “Er… How do I taste, exactly?”

-{ “I’m impressed you went that far to protect me…”

-{ “That was… Something…”

-{ “Comfortable in there?”

-{ “Just tell me when you want out.”

-{ “You’re so cute when you get all snuggled up in there…”

-{ “Do you need anything?”

-{ “You’re not really… Gonna hurt me, right?”

-{ “So, uh… You’re saying I’ll be alright in there?”

-{ “It’s surprisingly comfortable in here.”

-{ “Just hush, and make yourself comfortable. It’ll be alright.”

-{ “I swear to god you’re going to be fine- you’ve just gotta trust me.”

-{ “I’m fine just staying in your mouth for a little while, actually.”

-{ “I know this is out of nowhere, but… The insides of your cheeks are pretty comfy.”

-{ “What’s this like from your perspective?”

-{ “It’s… So soft and warm…”

-{ “Now what are you drooling over?”

-{ “Hey! Just because it’s safe doesn’t mean you can just swallow me up out of the blue!”

-{ “A little warning would be nice…”

-{ “Would you be okay with…? So you can be somewhere soft until I can find something… Digestible?”

-{ “I could probably take care of that hungry ache in your belly, long as you promise not to digest.”

-{ “Could we… Do this again sometime?”

anonymous asked:

So, I really like your hc's and figured I might make a request, if that's okay? Hc where Tyler dates a thicker person and is constantly reassuring and loving and even shows you off?? Idk, the idea makes me smile

(pppssssttt - You’re gorgeous no matter what your size is and you’re even more gorgeous when you choose to be kind and uplifting to others. There’s my cheesy positive spiel for the day)

- Tyler always tells you that he loves you for the person you are not because of what you look like
- But also that he thinks you’re super beautiful and adorable
- And if anyone is an asshole about your weight he will destroy them
- He loves taking selfies with you and he posts them all over twitter usually with some cheesy caption about how amazing you are
- And his followers draw fanart of you and its adorable
- if you guys go on an big date and you put on some Fancy™ outfit he will literally be speechless
- He makes you blush all the time because because he’s always showing you off to literally anyone you meet
- But the minute someone else looks at you he has his arms around you again because you’re his 
- But genuinely he loves your tummy and your thighs and everything about you
- If you start talking bad about your body type he’ll kiss you until you stop

10

jongdae x hogwarts houses

Hard working Underestimated Friendly Festive Loyalty Embrace
Patient Understanding Forgiving Faithful

assbutt-of-the-readers  asked:

Okay hear me out but I feel like Tyler's dark ego would be someone EXTREMELY cruel. Like, you think dark is manipulative and sneaky? Just met Tyler's ego. He's sweet and kind. Doing everything a nice, good guy would. He makes you think he's amazing and you adore him. He lures you in with love and affection only to crush your hopes in minutes. You ever wonder why Tyler tweets/says so many nice things? Because Tyler's not real. That's just his Dark side luring you in. (But thats just a theory)

That literally reminded me of Hans from Frozen because that’s essentially what he did to Anna…AND IF TYLER’S DARK EGO IS LIKE THAT THEN YES.

It’s like those stereotypical pictures of a good guy, but the shadow shows that he has horns.

Cross!byu.
I did you something

*runs*

art by @karma2u


Byu’s response: Okay but do you mind if I just

I LOVED THESE DESIGNS SO MUCH?!

CAN THIS BE AN ACTUAL THING? I ADORED THIS SO MUCH OMG THIS IS SUPER COOL?!?! FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART,THIS IS SUPER AMAZING AND LIT!!! :’D

seriously you’re super fantastic and splendid!! THIS IS A TOTALLY RAD IDEA!! THANK YOU FOR THIS COMPLETELY FABULOUS GIFT!!! I LOVE IT TO PIECES <3 <3

BTS Reaction “GF only having kissed girls”

Namjoon:

Originally posted by joonjuly

I feel like Namjoon wouldn’t really care, until he thought about it too much. He would wonder what was different about him that made you want to date him. 

Jin:

Originally posted by bwiseoks

“I’m happy to be the first man to grace those lips.” what a charmer.

Suga/Yoongi:

Originally posted by bfjoonie

Yoongi really wouldn’t care. When you told him he would probably just be like “okay?” It doesn’t matter to him what you did in the past, you’re with him now.

J-hope/Hoseok:

Originally posted by lookwhaticreated

“THATS REALLY COOL. DO I KISS BETTER THO?”over excited Hobi is adorable. He’d support whatever you’ve done, are going to do or are doing.

Jimin:

Originally posted by chimcheroo

“Doesn’t matter to me, as long as your lips belong to me now.”

Taehyung/V:

Originally posted by kingsobi

*pretend you’re j-hope*

“That’s cool, you’re still cute jagi” 

Jungkook:

Originally posted by askmeifimadalek

“That’s cool jagi.” He’d say with millions of questions in his head. “Is kissing girls different from kissing guys?” 

anonymous asked:

Shiro weekend all the way! (Shiro weekend every weekend? 😜😍😍😍)

Ha! You Joke, I’m sure, but it’s actually something I’ve considered before and may or may not consider on a weekly basis. Shiro Day’s grown considerably from the 6 or 7 pieces I used to reblog on Sundays to. uh. …many many more. Which is fine, but a bit ironic. I started Shiro Day to keep from clogging up my friends’ dashboards with Shiro more than once a week; now there’s so much (LOVELY) content I have to spread out?? What a Problem??

Especially this week of all weeks. Since Sunday was a holiday and now @bloofyboy exists (which is e n d i n g  m e), in all likelihood this week we’re heading for Shiro Weekend. 

because.

i mean.

6 or 7 posts of Shiro per day was a good.

18 used to be my average, also a good. no complaints, nope.

35+ posts/reblogs of Shiro on one day is fine.

70+ is ridiculous.

anonymous asked:

I adore that your username is a german slang for awesome

okay i feel kinda stupid bc I actually didnt know that, ahaha??? but thats really cool!! you just made me like this username even more, so thanks!!

anonymous asked:

Tfln where you're in desperate need of tampons and Harry's already out so you ask him to get some for you (I'm on my period rn and could use this)

Harry / You

-HARRY
-ARE YOU STILL OUT
-HARRY EDWARD STYLES IM TEXTING YOUUUU

-I’m here love
-Not paying attention to my phone. Sorry

-WELL
-Okay…. this is… embarrassing 

-What?
-Hurry.  I’m about to check out.

-NO DON’T
-….OKAY.
-This is like….. a step.
-A milestone, if you will.
-We’ve never like… talked about this.
-This is a big deal in this relationship.
-Jeez

-I’m getting in line.
-You’re taking too bloody long.

-NO WAIT
-…okay.
-So
-I need…. tampons…..

-Thats it?
-You couldn’t just type that?

-HARRY YOU’RE MY BOYFRIEND BUT WE’VE NEVER DISCUSSED MY PERIODS BEFORE

-Did you think I just assumed you never had a period?

-NO BUT
-I DON’T KNOW

-What tampons do you need?

-!!!!!!

-Stop acting like this is a big deal, y/n.
-You’re adorable. And you need tampons.
-And if you don’t tell me, I’m gonna get these weird cup looking things.

-NO NOT THOSE
-NOOOOO
-NO

-Ha ha.  Alright I wont. 
-What do you want, love?

-Seriously?

-Y/N….
-Come on.

-OKAY I NEED TAMPAX REGULAR TAMPONS
-ITS LIKE… YELLOW ON THE BOX
-YOU’RE SO CUTE AND NICE I DON’T DESERVE YOU

-What on earth do you mean?
-Any decent boyfriend would get you tampons.

-Thats not what my ex said

-You know how I feel about him, love.
-He wasn’t a decent boyfriend, now was he?
-Just proves my point. 
-Tampax pearl?

-…. yes.

-Got it.
-Wish you would’ve just told me love.
-You’re still cute. Even on your period.
-Just wish you didn’t think it was a big deal.

-BUT 

-It’s not gross.  Its normal.
-And I adore you.
-I’m in line now.  Tampons and ice cream are in the cart.

-WHAT

-And cuddles are coming your way.
-Be prepared 

-God you’re cute….

-Back at ya, bug.