college au headcanon where fisher is the resident octopus from the marine biology department that has a habit of escaping his tank to follow magnus to class. magnus whittles little ducks for his tank to keep him company but fisher keeps getting out (he does like the ducks but he likes magnus the best)
Student 1: Hey, what’s that guy doing with the octopus? Some kind of experiment?
Student 2: Oh, that guy? That’s Magnus. He, uh, he’s just kinda… here. He just hangs out with the fish.
Magnus: *from across the room* His name is Fisher!
Student 1: *quietly* He named him fish-er?
Student 2: Yeah, I know. He’s not even a major. He just… really likes that thing.
Magnus: Oh, shit, I think I just taught it how to high five!