and that counts as a win

SAN’S 1K+ FOLLOWERS RAFFLE IS HERE!~ ★♥

once again, I just want to say from the deepest depths of my heart, thank you, thank you for staying and giving your support for my art!

I started this art blog for over a year now, and I am so glad to have met and gotten the chance to interact with the lot of you! I’m happy I can express what I want through drawing, and it’s you guy’s continuous support that helps me get through art blocks/insecurities! so here, I will be holding my first ever raffle as a thank you!

PLEASE READ BEFORE ENTERING!

RULES:

  1. to enter, you must reblog this post. and that’s it! simple, yea? no likes will be counted as an entry (unless you want to keep this post in your saves or smth it;s totally cool but it’s not counted).
  2. you can reblog this post up to 10 times for a higher chance of winning! just make sure you don’t piss off your followers if you reblog this over and over all at once!
  3. for followers only, I will be checking!
  4. the raffle starts April 29, 2017 (Saturday, now lol) and ends May 31, 2017 (Wednesday, 7:00PM GMT)

PRIZES:

  1. for the first raffle winner: full colored lineart + character of any choice, it can also be a ship!
  2. for the second raffle winner, base color lineart + character of any choice!
  3. and for the third and last raffle winner, lineart + character of any choice!

NOTES:

  1. that I will not be doing anything nsfw, mecha, or animals, because I want to be able to make art I am familiar with and hope not to disappoint the winners! so fan art or original characters I can do!
  2. so, there will be a total of three winners! but this can change depending on the amount of entries, so I will still have to consider this
  3. if this post gets less than 30 different entries I might cancel it, for the sake that I might start to think that people dont likemyartlmaoimsoparanoid ahem

anyways, that’s that! once again, thank you! and good luck!!!

Legacy Deck Tech: Food Chain

[you can see every deck tech here]

Hello & welcome to this weekly deck tech! This week we’re exploring part of the Legacy format with a very spicy deck that is fairly well known: Food Chain. The deck relies on a very powerful & popular EDH card that lends it’s name to the deck; it’s super sweet combo deck that is filled with value & protection. The deck does fairly well in the Legacy meta ever since it’s creation a few years ago and can be somewhat cheap, if you don’t count the dual lands. Let’s jump right into it and see what the deck is all about!

Name of the Deck

Food Chain is a very very powerful card that can easily be abused. You get to exile a creature and generate mana equal to the creature’s CMC, plus one. In EDH people abuse this card alongside Prossh to usually win on the spot for example, since it return to your command zone. In this deck the goal is to go infinite and use all that mana for really spicy things. The only downside is that the mana generated can only be used to cast creatures, so no burning your opponent’s face, sadly.

Going Infinite

This is the combo. That’s it. Deck tech’s over. With this card, you can exile it with Food Chain, gain 5 mana, cast it again from exile, exile it again, etc. You get 1 mana each time out of the deal, essentially gaining you infinite mana. It’s a really simple combo to be honest and it gets around Swords to Plowshare, which is the most popular removal spell of the format.

Going Infinite, Again

With this new addition from Eldritch Moon you can bring up your combo piece to 5 or 6 instead of 4. I don’t really see people play the full 8 since you really just need to resolve 1 of them to win. Usually people play 3 Griffin & 2 Scourge, that way, if someone plays Nevermore or something similar, you have a back-up creature. I’m not sure why Scourge isn’t played in more numbers, since it’s CMC is lower, but I think it’s mostly because Food Chain costs 3 so you’d rather be on curve with a 4cmc Griffin the next turn or something like that.

Mana Hungry Mama

This is your main pay-off card. You just slam down Emrakul, take your extra turn and crash it with that big Annihilator trigger. There is usually nothing your opponent can do about this. Plus, playing this in your main deck provides some great match-ups against Show & Tell since you’ll often just be able to cheat yours into play as well and you’ll get to attack first, meaning they’ll screw themselves over.

These Ballistas are Made for Walking

With a brand new addition from Aether Revolt, this card just does exactly what you want it to do. It adds a well needed win condition to the deck since you can just cast an essentially infinite/infinite Ballista and shoot down your opponent with it. With this card you have 2 angles you can win from and that’s usually plenty. Just get a bunch of mana and win, the deck is fairly simple right?

Early Mana

From the previous cards, you could imagine the deck being a Mono-Blue combo deck with some back-up counter that just splashes Green for the Food Chains, and while that could technically work, it’s not the best way to go. There has been quite a few iterations of the deck but what seems to be the best build is Sultai. You get access to Deathrite Shaman who generates good early mana, as well as get rid of pesky cards from graveyards. Oh, and if one of your creature gets killed you can exile it from YOUR graveyard to cast it again. What a good synergy!

Filtering

You can to scour through your deck to find your pieces. First thing you need to assemble your combo, so you need to find a Food Chain & one of your creatures; then you need to find one of your payoff cards. What is essential is to dig through your deck as efficiently as possible to find those cards. Brainstorm provides that early digging to find everything you need, plus with fetches you can just shuffle away anything you don’t want. You can also run some Ponder if you really feel like it.

Manipulating

A card that probably only sees play in this deck, in which it’s amazing. For only 2 cmc you get to grab 3 of your much needed creatures from your deck & exile them. This means you’ll have 3 chances at trying to combo off. Plus you draw a card, so that’s cool.

Digging & Digging

Even more draw & value, this mean little bird provides some great blocking potential as well as replacing itself, drawing even deeper into your deck to find what you need. There is not much else to say about this card, it’s just really good.

Digging Even Deeper

Now this is starting to look like a Shardless Sultai deck list, which to be honest so of does. Shardless Agent is just soooooooooooo good, you get to really dig and find what you need, getting you some extra value out of it and keep drawing cards. The deck is essentially trying to get a whole lot of value out of cheap cards until it can combo, and it does that so well.

Please, Use Protection

You’re running a combo AND you’re playing blue…you need Force of Will. Come on, you have to be able to protect your stuff. If you really want to you can also run a couple Misdirection to avoid Abrupt Decay & such, but that’s entirely up to you. But there is no way around it, you need to protect your cards.

Does it Look Infected?

Since you’re playing Sultai, you sort of need to play Abrupt Decay to deal with whatever is on the other side of the table. It was really good against Miracles since it passed through the Top+Counterbalance lock, but since Top is now banned I’m not sure that Miracles will still be around that much…In any case, Abrupt Decay is still amazingly powerful in the format and is a MUST if you’re playing those colours.

Wrap-Up

That’s it for this week! The deck is fairly simple, being a value-packed Sultai deck with a sweet combo. The deck can be fairly cheap if you’re not too picky on the mana base, like without the dual lands it should be around 500$ which is very cheap for a tier Legacy deck. It’s not a SUPER popular deck, so don’t expect to face it that often, but it is putting out great results and is often seeing top 8 finishes. Anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed this deck tech as much as I did, if I missed anything let me know! I’ll see you guys next week for an EDH deck tech!

I just…can’t believe that anyone counts the Supreme Court appointment as a victory for Donald Trump.

The Electoral College gave it to him by putting him in office with a Republican majority–thanks to the earlier efforts of Congress to keep Obama from appointing his own Justice.

It’s like watching a football game where the defense pushes the offense out of field goal position, then the offense moves the ball all the way down the field to the 20-yard line, and when the kicker makes the field goal everyone jumps up and praise him as the MVP. Yes, he made the winning score, but everything was set up for him in advance. Failure to accomplish such a simple task would have been an embarrassment, but success is hardly a triumph.

But then again, Trump’s been credited for other peoples’ successes his entire life, so why would anything be different now?

Brownie’s 1000 Follower Give Away!

I’d like to extend a huge thank you to everyone following me in the way of a give away! I’m so grateful for all of you, and I’m thrilled to do another give away! 

In order to win you must:

  • Reblog this post
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Multiple reblogs will count!

Winners will be announced May 12th, on this blog and have 24 hours to respond to my message!

The illustrious prizes:

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anonymous asked:

"?????????? sorry but like I don’t know anyone from europe who thinks their country is flawless or perfect and the same reasons for trump winning in the US count for us," but most Europeans aren't willing tot ale on criticism regarding racism in x European country, least of all work on combatting it. I think re: the second point it's because OP is Slavic EE and in the UK (possibly other west Euro countries) EE aren't seen nor treated as white. Q; do you think lega nord see EE as white?

……….. signore dammi la forza

  • ‘most Europeans aren’t willing tot ale on criticism regarding racism in x European country’ last I checked everyone is telling that RACISM IN EUROPE EXISTS IT’S JUST DIFFERENT and no one negates it exists like the fact that we tell americans that *poc* is a thing that makes no sense here doesn’t… like… mean we aren’t willing to admit it. ff I talk about racism in italy every fucking other day and the only people I know who don’t think italy’s racist are actual racists/right wingers I mean guys forreal? where do you live? under a rock? no one fights against racism in europe??? WHERE???? there’s no factual basis to that and it’s too broad a statement like come on
  • also, for the love of everything else: in the UK they hate EEs because they come from EE, not because they’re not white, because their skin color is the exact fucking same. in italy romanians are HIGHLY discriminated but no one thinks that they aren’t white. white is just a fucking skin color. it means something when discussing racism when you’re talking about racism against actual black people or people who aren’t visibly white/pale/of european inheritance, not when it comes to systematical oppression or that shit
  • also, lega nord’s opinions re EEs aren’t that neat - they don’t like romanians and romani people because they’re easy targets, they can’t give two shits about polish or moldavian people because it’s not as many as romanians, the only people they don’t see as white are the actual black migrants and they are discriminatory if not outright racist towards SOUTHERN ITALIANS because THEY ARE FROM SOUTHERN ITALY, not because they’re white and the southerners aren’t. that makes no fucking sense to us. white is not a privilege discriminant unless we’re talking about black/other nonwhite ethnicities vs white/ethnically european people. lega nord maybe has the white vs black concept when it comes to us vs african migrants, not when it comes to us vs anyone else. the romani are discriminated bc they’re dirty thieves and a lot of other derogatory shit to them but not because they aren’t white. it’s not even part of the equation.

like, guys, I know I sound rude but I spend ten minutes arguing with a relative who actually will probably vote lega next round (YEAH I KNOW FUCK THAT) and the sore taste in my mouth hasn’t left since lunch and I’ve been saying this for like three years now or almost, can we all please understand that in europe saying that white is the same kinda racial discriminant that is in the US MAKES NO SENSE because the term isn’t intended in the same way and no one would say that someone whose skin is pale/white isn’t white just because they are discriminated, because we’re plenty aware discrimination works on other factors?

like I’ve been having this conversation since 2014 or something like that, there’s a limit to how many times I can explain the same thing over and over D:

What we really need is an adaptation of the original 1740 The Beauty and the Beast

So were you aware that the The Beauty and the Beast story we all know is a heavily abridged and rewritten version of a much longer novella by Gabrielle-Suzanne Barbot de Villeneuve?  And that a lot of the plot holes existing in the current versions exist because the 1756 rewrite cut out the second half of the novella, which consisted entirely of the elaborate backstory that explains all the weird shit that happened before?  And that the elaborate backstory is presented in a way that’s kind of boring because the novel had only just been invented in 1740 and no one knew how they worked yet, but contains a bazillion awesome ideas that beg for a modern retelling?  And that you are probably not aware that the modern world needs this story like air but the modern world absolutely needs this story like air?  Allow me to explain:

The totally awesome elaborate backstory that explains Beauty and the Beast

  • Once upon a time there was a king, a queen, and their only son
  • But while the prince was still in his infancy, in a neat reversal of how these fairy tales usually go, the king tragically died, leaving his wife to act as Regent until their son reaches maturity
  • Unfortunately, the rulers of all the lands surrounding them go, “Hmm, the kingdom is ruled by a woman now, it must be weak, time for an invasion!”
  • And the Queen goes, “Well, if I let some general fight all these battles for me, he’ll totally amass enough fame and power to make a bid for the throne; if I want to protect my son’s crown, I have no choice but to take up arms and lead the troops myself!
  • (Btw, I want to stress that this woman is not Eowyn or Boudica and nothing in the way her story is presented suggests that she had any interest martial exploits before or in any way came to enjoy them during these battles.  This is a perfectly ordinary court lady who would much rather be embroidering altar covers for the royal chapel and playing with her child until necessity made her go, “Oh no, this sucks, I guess I have to become a Warrior Queen now” and she just happened to kick ass at it anyway.)
  • And the Queen totally kicked ass, but the whole “twice as good for half the credit” thing meant that no matter how many battles she won, potential enemies refused to take her and her army seriously until she had defeated them so no sooner would she fend off one invasion than another one would pop up on a different border.
  • So she spent the majority of her young son’s life away from the castle leading armies, but it was OK because she left him in the care of her two best friends, who just happen to be fairies!  This was an awesome idea because a) fairies have magic, and therefore are like the best people to protect the prince from any threats and b) fairies consider themselves to be so above humanity that the lowest fairy outranks the highest mortal, so they’d have no interest in taking a human throne.  Good thing they were both good fairies instead of one good and one evil one!
  • (Spoiler:  they were not both good fairies.)
  • So the two fairies basically take turns raising the prince until he’s old enough to rule.  And on the eve of his twenty-first birthday, the evil older one comes into the prince’s bedroom.
  • “So listen, kid.  You’re about to become king, your mother’s on her way home from the war to see you crowned, and I have a third piece of good news for you!  You see, I’ve actually been spending so much time here lately because Fairyland’s become a bit too hot to hold me for reasons totally not related to me being secretly evil.  And if I have to hang in the human world, I might as well reside in the upper echelons of it, so even though as a powerful fairy I completely eclipse your puny human status in a staggeringly unimaginable way, since you’re about to be king and since my premonition that I should stick this whole guardianship thing out because you would be hot one day has totally proved accurate (go me), I will graciously lower myself to allowing you to marry me.  Please feel free to grovel at my feet in gratitude.  (Btw, we can totally start the wedding night now, we’ll tell your mother about it when she arrives tomorrow.)”

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anonymous asked:

This x 100 👏👏👏 ! //an-angry-slav(.)tumblr(.)com/post/160080452231/i-honestly-dont-understand-how-can-someone-claim

uuuhm 

You just hear more about racism in the US because the US dominates media, because discriminated groups make a larger percentage of the US population and because Americans aren’t all completely sticking their heads in the sand and pretending there’s nothing wrong with their country like a lot of Europeans do because they live with a false sense of superiority over the US and the rest of the world.

?????????? sorry but like I don’t know anyone from europe who thinks their country is flawless or perfect and the same reasons for trump winning in the US count for us, and the part where trump didn’t win the popular vote but brexit did doesn’t mean shit because brexit won by a very very slight margin and trump might not have won numerically but like

excuse me but seems to me like clinton won the popular vote because she got states with a higher number of population/with the largest cities ie new york and LA, not because most of the country wanted her as president.

like. sorry but that post reeks of ‘see how europeans think they’re better than the americans’ even if it has a few good points to it but like… no. also wtf means ‘narrow definition of whiteness’??? in between white europeans whiteness is not a factor that decides who gets discriminated, nationality is. also no one says that europeans are less racist than americans, it’s different racism. like. no XD

Gardener AU!! 

(I’m a bad writer, but if you’re interested in some rambling, read more)

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Bts is nominated for their 1st ever Billboard Award for ‘Top Social Artist’ army’s this is massive news and a big achievement in it self as Bts is the only Kpop group nominated. Please we’ve made many dreams come true for our boys, Daesang, Artist of the Year, Album of the year, Icon of the year and now we have to work together to make another Dream come true. So far Justin Bieber has won all years in this category and 2017 he and other big names including Ariana Grande and Selena Gomez are nominated so don’t feel safe and when voting starts keep voting and DON’T STOP! This is our chance, so voting commences May 1st so please spread this for all army to see so we can bring these boys a Western Award.

Show starts May 21st 8pm or 4pm ABC will update about the voting procedure expect either a hashtag battle or voting via Billboards website. Will confirm which it is. Please spread!

Update: Fan votes will not alone help BTS win, mass streaming of their music will need to be done in accompany with voting - read more here Source 

How to vote: Source 

If link didn’t work the basis of voting is #bts to vote, voted or voting with the #BBMA. Do not start until may 1st as VOTEs won’t count. Remember to stream Mv’s, share and like to keep Bts in top social artist ranking as they count.
What’s in the Mix with a Mix-Tape? (12x19)

Mix-tapes were a feature of my twenties in the early 1990s. I’ve still got a tonne of them. Although, that tech died for a reason - it degrades big time. 

But, I’ve kept them for sentiment. They have home-made covers, created from cut-up and cut-down postcards, with hand-writing in coloured pen listing the tracks on the inside. And sometimes, hand-drawn hearts and personal dedications. 

They were made for me by people who loved me - some of whom are still in my life, some not. 

Making a mix-tape took hours, especially if you were (as we usually did) making a compilation and mixing and matching artists. You had to think about how each track would follow another; the tone, the tempo, the mood, the lyrics. Wind, rewind, record, relisten… they were extended love-notes very often. 

Dean’s mix-tape for Cas reads “Dean’s top 13 Zepp TRA XX”

  He’s written it as “TRA XX” as if, just maybe, you could read that as a couple of kisses at the end, insteady of a groovy way to spell “tracks”. Ambiguous, diffident, scrawled, unspoken, but there… Oh Dean….

But, Cas tried to give it back. After ignoring Dean’s phone-calls, Cas returned to the bunker to try and return a piece of Dean ‘s heart, to lie to him and steal from him.

Cas came into Dean’s room, his intimate and personal space, and, as Dean says, “played him”. He stole the Colt from under Dean’s pillow, knowing full well what the history of the Colt means to Dean.  

Characterization-wise, how can Cas have regressed like that? Knowing, as he does, that going behind Dean’s back in S6 hurt Dean so much and began such a terrible rift between them?

Sure, Cas says it’s to protect the Winchesters from Dagon. No doubt that’s true. 

But, Castiel is also someone who has recently said “I love you” (in 12x12 Stuck in the Middle with You) and not heard it back…

Have you ever said “I love you” to someone and not heard it back? 

It haunts you, it eats at you, you feel stupid, you feel rejected, you feel… lost.

Dean’s mix-tape was probably his way of trying to say, “I love you” back,  but how would Cas know what a mix-tape means? Or perhaps he did know, thanks to Metatron’s pop-culture upgrade, and returning the tape was our angel’s way of being a bit snippy, a bit passive-aggressive  - Thanks for the cop-out tape gift, Dean, but I would quite like to hear you say it. 

And why is Dean so forgiving, explaining to Sam how Cas needs a win, how he gets it, as he rumages around under the hood of Cas’s truck, fixing her up?

Well, it’s eternal sub-text, of course, but here goes… 

Because Dean knows he is someone to whom, “I love you,” has been said. And, despite his worried phone calls, his appeals to “Team Free Will”, Dean also knows he is someone who has not said it back…

unless of course you count two “XX”’s on a mix-tape.

Bts reaction to eating you out

Request:  Hey, could you make one with bts reaction to you asking them to eat you out? Thx!

Guys, I want you to know that I have a daddy kink and in most of my smut reaction there is at least one member showing of “Daddy” attitude. It’s also about this one. You have been warned. Proceed.


Jin

Jin is more of a cock person. He likes to make you crazy with his cock, but when you ask him to eat you out instead, he get’s a little nervours. Not because he doesn’t like to eat you out, but because he gets sloppy. Jin likes to know the whole control is in him and when he goes down on you, he loses it. Boy just gets drunk on you juices.

Originally posted by parkjewook

Yoongi

Min fucking Yoongi. He knows how to use his tongue. He knows about the “tongue technology”. He’ll go slow, at a pace that can drive anyone absolutely mad. When he knows you are on the bring of screaming, shouting and begging, those magnifecent fingers will come in the play, his tongue will go faster and his biggest reward will be the fucked out face you’ll have, wihtout him even getting out his cock.

Originally posted by bangtanbtsmut

Namjoon

*daddy content, read at your own risk*

He was having you at his mercy. Your hands were tied and you were following you Daddy with your eyes, praying to the God’s that he’ll be in a good mood and eat out your heavenly pussy. Thank god he was. You were so good for him the last couple of days, putting up with the fact that he had work and couldn’t always see you. The least he could do is eat his princess. It was kind of his special drink. He was one of those people who go really fast and then really slow, torturing the shit out of you. And only when you begged him like twenty times, he’ll smirk and finish you up.

Originally posted by wanna-be-korean-unicorn

Hoseok

Have you seen his tongue? Boy can do wonders if he wants. The thing is he didn’t want to. He didn’t want to look like he is controlled by you. So when you asked him to eat you out, he didn’t want to at first. But then you begged him to atleast try and boy was happy to obligate. The fisrt time he licked, he was done. From then on Jung Hoseok took his time to eat the pussy. He also found out you came a lot faster on his tongue.

Originally posted by gotjimin

Jimin

Park Jimin lives off his tongue. He eats pussy every day and it brings him such a pleasure knowing that only his tongue made you cum more than two times in the time gap of 30 minutes. Kitten licks, tongue-fucking, you moving on his tongue, name it, he can do it.

Originally posted by louizlake

Taehyung

Behold the fucking king of fingers and tongue. Kim Taehyung teached the others about the tongue-fucking and guess who was the example when the others had to take notes. You. At first you were totally against it. Was he out of his mind? And then Tae suggested that you won’t see the others. And somehow you said yes. With a satin fabric around your eyes, Kim Taehyung pushed you on his bed and started teaching his students. He fucked you with his tongue every fucking possible way that the world knows and at the fifth time you came you lost count. At the end Tae kissed you, tugged you in his bed and told you that you did great.

Originally posted by histonguetaechnology

Jungkook

Jungkook works in deals. If you teach him how to use his tongue, he teaches you how to use your yhead. It was a win-win situation for bothe of you. What you didn’t know however was, how good Jungkook actually managed to control his tongue, to know where to use it flat and when not, which basically brought you to orgasm way faster than you wanted to. When you asked him if he actually needed a “lesson”, Jeon Jungkook smirked with his lips glistening from your cum “No, baby doll, I needed to taste you at least once. And I’m not dissapointed.”

Originally posted by missbaptan


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HEY GAMERS who wants some free game packs
i have some monedas saved up+ i got extra this month, so im doing a giveaway since theres a sale rn!!

RULES pleas read them all
- u can win: either two stuff packs of ur choice, OR one game pack OR one expansion pack! (i cant afford to give u the base game tho so u gotta have that already)
- every like n reblog counts, i’ll choose the winner with a number generator
- it’d be neat if u follow me but u dont have to (itd be real neat tho)
- thats it! i’ll choose a winner in 3 days! (the 14th)

10,000 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY!

So we reached 10k awhile ago and now we have some money to throw at you all if you want to participate in it! Thank you all so much~

THE PRIZE: 

  1.  40$ in gift cards for either Battle.net/PSN/Microsoft so you can buy  Overwatch stuff on any console. 

THE RULES: 

  1. One like = one entry 
  2. Have to follow us
  3. No Giveaway blogs
  4. Enter to win by next week (March 29th) 
  5. If you enter on the end date, I won’t count you. 
  6. Respond to us when we send you a message telling you that you win within 24 hours otherwise it goes to another person

We will reblog this post over the next week and message the winner as soon as we pick one next wednesday. Good luck and hope you win!

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Ronan and Romance.

Blue: So how did you finally win Adam Parrish’s heart?

Ronan: Well, Sargent, it went something like this: - *counts on fingers* - first, I dragged him behind my car, then I insulted his girlfriend (that was you - sorry, bro), then I beat up his dad, then I paid his rent without telling him, then I slept on his floor and THEN I showed up at his work with a ten-foot monster bird and asked him to help me blackmail our latin teacher- 

Blue: That went well, I take it?

Ronan: Well no, he kicked me out, so I broke into his car and left him some hand lotion and a mix tape with only the Murder Squash Song on it. 

Blue: I have a vague memory of that tape.

Ronan: It worked! So I took him to see some cows, then we went shopping and I crashed a grocery cart with him in it-

Blue: Gansey never did that to me.

Ronan: See, you need to know how to pick’em. Anyway, there was a slight snafu in a church involving some bodyparts in an envelope and my own bloody corpse, but we got through it, it’s all good. I went on to produce a hooved supernatural child who eats everything in sight  -(he adores her, it’s really sweet), acted as his personal chauffeur during an evening hunt for the Devil, then took him to do a little frolicking in a magical woods where I gave him a nervous breakdown by revealing that said magical woods came from inside my head-

Blue: Fair. 

Ronan: *glares* - He got over it, alright?! Anyway: finally, on my 18th birthday party, after accidentally calling him a shithead, I sent him upstairs to my bedroom for some aluminum foil and there, I kissed him on the mouth after playing a little too long with a toy car and presto! One Parrish-Lynch coalition in the bag!


Blue: …

Blue: If that worked, you deserve each other.

Ronan: - *beams* - Thanks! 

  • count olaf: unhygienic, can't act, is a moldy crouton
  • also count olaf: dated kit snicket, dr. orwell, esmé squalor, possibly ??? jacquelyn, has more game than anyone in the entire series combined