Proof my Physics teacher is the best kind of teacher
He hid a piglet inside his shirt during class. She’s so young that she needs external body heat to keep warm, and has to be fed every couple of hours.
No one suspected a thing until one of the students after class doubted that he had pigs. He even mentioned something moving and getting hungry inside his shirt, but we all thought it was just him being funny.
He hadn’t even named her yet, so when I asked him what her name was, he decided to name her Teacup.