i just imagine anti buying a bunch of dark merch like a sweatshirt, a tshirt, and a tank top to wear just in spite of dark like,
dark: anti what are you wearing take that off immediately.
anti: okay if you insist. *takes off dark sweatshirt*
dark: ….that too.
anti: okay. *takes off dark tshirt*
dark: …how many layers do you even have?
anti: *takes off dark tank top* there.
anti: i have darkiplier underwear, do you want me to take them off too?
dark: N O