Another Prompt Fill
Since both came in together… Great minds, apparently.
“Your great-aunt Eudora died,” Molly said, glancing over to Sherlock before going back to her slides.
“Oh good, when’s the funeral?”
“Day after tomorrow, reading of the will to follow. I didn’t know that was an actual thing people actually did. Like, do you lot just gather in mahogany-panelled libraries with your embroidered hankies and veils and mesh gloves and just faint dramatically when the surprise illegitimate child walks in?”
“I know they say television is a window to the world, but sometimes it would do you some good to actually go outside,” Sherlock said, shouldering her aside to see what she was looking at. “Ooh, is that brain?”
“Colon polyp, actually, though in this bloke I don’t think there was much difference. Real Darwin Award material, thought a curling iron was a vibrator with a warming feature.”
“And that killed him?”
“He tried to cool it off by running it under the tap. While it was still plugged in.”
“Which end?” Sherlock continued to look at the slide.